Hello Anons.
I'm Morky, your friendly neighborhood crack head mouse.
I'm here so you can write green. Whether it's practice or you want to ask people for ideas and write for them.
So enjoy!
>>27400282
Here you go.
Muh old edgy Anon green.
>You are Anon.
>Princesses send you after the main four evil beings of this candyland.
>Discord, Chrysalis, Nightmare Moon and Sombra.
>Currently you're waiting for them to stop laughing.
>"...she sent Anon to stop us?! Ha, ha, ha, ha!"
>Man, look at them go.
>Fucking third-rate villain wannabes.
>Those arrogant dick waffles doesn't take you seriously.
>They think Celestia went full retard, sending only you after them all.
>They think you're some small fry, they're going to gang rape, or some shit without any problems.
>Two words bitches!
>Big.
>Fucking.
>Mistake.
>Actually, those were three words.
>Tfw you can count to potato.
>Good you don't need to relate on your "incredible" math powers to kick their asses...
>So far they didn't even notice you were frowning behind them.
>They were still giggling like a bunch of fucking retarded school girls.
>Alright, time to close Autism high school for good!
>You cleared your throat politely, to draw their attention.
"Harumph."
>No effect.
>You tried doing it louder.
"Harrummph!"
>Still nothing.
>Oh sweet Gabe Newell on a diet, you're going to wreck thier shit today!
>You swear on your mum!
"FUCKING HARRUMMPH!"
>Finally, that got their attention.
>One by one, eyes turned in your direction.
>Discord is the first one to react to your sudden appearance.
>"Oh my, look who's here! Our nemesis in the flesh! What're we gonna do now!"
>He put his paws and claws on his ugly goat mug and pretends he's terrified.
>That elicits a chuckle from everyone else.
>Even from you, though your reasons for it are different.
"Laugh till you can. With your balls in your mouth, you'll find this feat to be rather difficult."
>Badass talk, fuck yeah!
>"How DARE you to speak to your beters in that manner PESANT!"
1/?
>>27401388
>Good old Moonie was in front of her "friends", looking at you with superiority.
"Oh, I'm going to do much more, than just talk with you. However, I promised Celestia to give you a chance to surrender peacefully. So, how about this Nightmare horse, everyone?"
>Before Nightmare could attack your ears, with more royal canterlot voice, she was silenced by others maniacal laughter.
>Chrysalis was almost crying.
>"That old hag must've really lost her mind! Doesn't she remember that each and every one of us, is at least as powerful as her?! Tell me, oh great Anonymous, are you even capable of beating those two royal fat flanks, who have sent you here?"
>Your smile didn't waver.
"Firstly, judging from all this laughing, I'm guessing that you decline my generous offer. Good."
>You slowly start to take off your Three Wolf Moon shirt.
>You don't want it to get dirty, it's your favourite.
>They are still snickering, except Nightmare Moon, who is visibly growing more and more angry at you.
"Secondly, yeah I'm more than capable of beating Celestia and Luna in a fair fight, with one hand tied behind my back."
>They stopped laughing and are looking at you with thier eyebrows arched.
>Silence, at last.
"You see, here in this magical horsie candyland, I'm practically a fucking Mary Sue, being totally immune to magic and shit."
>You throw your shirt behind you and flex your muscles with the force of a thousand steroid needles.
"See those babiesfucktards? I'm no marshmallow little pony. In my world I had problems to get through the airport, because of those guns. I'm what they call, a fucking muscle wizard."
>"Cryssstals?"
"Good question. Of course I know how to cast spells and shit."
>You squint your eyes at now visibly disturbed Nightmare Moon.
>She is so close to you, you can smell her breath.
>Splendid.
"AND I CAST FIST!"
>In a blink of an eye you feed her your special knuckle sandwich.
>Suddenly, slow-motion!
2/?
>>27401391
>You see Nightmare falling on the ground in mid air.
>There's a mix of blood, teeth, snot and saliva pouring out generously from her muzzle.
>A nice crater formed in the side of it, were your first landed.
>Now her snout was visibly pointing in the wrong direction.
>You think you probably broke something important there.
>Oh_you.meme
>You saw her pupils rolled up, telling you she lost her consciousness.
>Who's a small fry now, biatch?!
>Finally, she landed with a loud thud.
>Her armored head buried itself in the ground.
>Small cracks decorated the place where she was lying.
>Time came back to its normal course.
>Faget.
>You felt your Anon-Sense tingling almost immediately.
>Chrysy was jumping at you with her sharp horn up front.
>Guess she wants to make some extra special shish kebab with your name on it.
>Nu-uh, not on your watch.
>You hold the L and R buttons, to crouch.
>She found herself fying over you.
>When her bug underbelly was scratching the top of your head, you released those buttons.
"SHORYUKEN!"
>Another powerful spell in your stock.
>Surrounded by her weird chitin skin, your hand dug itself deeply into her insides.
>Lewd.
>Before she was launched in the air, she managed to screech right into your ear, almost deafening you at the spot.
>Good you didn't hit her colon equivalent, or something on the way to her spine, because she would probably also pushed something more from herself, besides that awful shriek.
>Luckily, before your ears stopped working, she became a new natural satellite of this world.
>Now when some-ugh-pony will be naughty, Celestia will have two choices where to send him, or her.
>Though, you must admit Chrysalis will be rather extreme "resocialization resort".
>No worries, back to the matter at hand.
>Litteraly.
>That fucking crystal junkie was trying to bite your beautiful fingers off!
>A wild knee appears!
>You had no choice than to clonk him on the head with your knee.
>In V.A.T.S. you chose his left eye.
3/?
>>27401398
>What, it had almost 95% success rate!
>You know now how soft to the touch whites of a pony eyes are.
>He jumped away from you, with a grunt.
>Even with one of his eyes out of action, he's ready to jump at you again, but chose to insult you instead.
>"Cryssstals, crystals, cryssstalss!"
>What did he just said?!
>Oh that little, fucking...
"Hey, I let you know that my mother was a saint!"
>He smirked evilly at your reaction.
>Jimmies status: rustled.
>Initiate ass_kicking_time.exe [Y].[N]?
>You chose [Y].
>With a mighty battlecry you rushed at him, like a fat black woman on a wingbucket from KFC.
>[racism intensifies]
>When you were close enough, Sombra tried to buck you in your family jewels with his rear, armored legs.
>He wasn't exactly subtle in hiding his attack plan.
>When you were at a half of the distance between you, he turned his ass in your direction and adopted an appropriate poze for applebucking.
>Fucking, illiterate, la-la homo p0ne.
>Even without seeing Applejack do it a thousand times, you knew what he was about to do.
>When he launched his legs in the air, you just stopped far enough, for your future kids to feel safe.
>After his hind legs landed on the ground, you quickly "hugged" him from behind.
>From the side it must have looked like the start of a bad, gay porno flick.
>Now, now you know what they say.
>It's not gay unless the balls touch.
>Which were not, by the way.
>Not thinking much about it, you picked him up from the ground.
>He was trying to wriggle himself out from your firm grasp.
>Luckily he didn't noticed, that his sharp teeth was closer to your nuts for a moment, than you would like them to be.
>Time to sell this crystal freak a one-way ticket to the suplex city.
>Sombra started shouting more obscenities in your ears, but you didn't listen.
>Yfw that forced meme.
>With all your might you threw yourself on the ground and suplexed the living crap out of the fucker!
>Standing up, you looked at him one last time.
4/5
>>27401403
>His upper half was buried deep in the hard ground and one of his hind legs was twitching involuntarily, in the air.
>There was also some transparent steam coming out of his unconscious form at the moment.
>Where did came from, you don't know, but the fuck nugget looked hilarious.
>Like a damaged rocked, that crashed itself onto the ground.
>Time to say something cool.
"And stay down!"
>Gold, pure gold...
>...
>Okay, you admit, your originality was that of a plastic toy soldier.
>Non existent.
>You heard the sound of clapping coming from behind you.
>Turning quickly, you saw Discord hovering in the air above you.
>He looked amused.
>"Jolly good show Anonymous! I'm amazed how you handled my "friends" there!"
>You showed him your fist.
"See this? I'm going to install it in your goat excuse of a face!"
>He was still smiling broadly.
>"I see one problem with that my dear Anonymous. I'm up here, in the air and you're down there, on the ground. You're in a bit of a pickle, if you ask me."
>You flipped him the bird.
"Come here and fight me like a man Dick-cord!"
>He started to laugh.
>"Oh, I'm affraid that I am no man, my dear Anal-ymous!"
>Now it was personal.
>You're going to kick him in the ass so badly, you're going to damage what's responsible for feeling of pleasure in his brain.
5/6oops!
>>27401407
>You quickly grabbed the first "thing", that caught your eyes on the ground and hurled it at him.
>The "thing" being unconscious Nightmare Moon.
>Master of all chaos didn't saw it coming and she crashed with him with a delicacy of a brick.
>The both of them plummeted on the ground.
>Discord was already digging himself out from beneath her royal flanks.
>Time for your final, muscle wizard spell.
>"Listen Anonymous, let's not be hasty here, I'm sure-"
"FALCON PUNCH!"
>You could swear, that when your fist connected with his muzzle, there was a nuclear explosion in the background.
>Now you can make yourself a necklace from that ridiculous tooth Dissy was sporting a few seconds ago.
>He won't need it anyomore.
>He have no muzzle to attach it to anymore.
>You looked at the battlefield, smiling weakly.
>The deed was done, now Celestia will surely give you back your vast collection of porn.
>It was important for you, because of reasons.
>Slowly you began your long way back to Canterlot.
6/6
Ending song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=851BqHMCaeM&feature=youtu.be&t=31
>>27401410
Savage
>>27401388
>>27401391
>>27401398
>>27401398
>>27401403
>>27401407
>>27401410
I'll write more later, I have work then I'll be back
give me something to practice on
>>27400282
I've never written anything, how do I start without drowning the board with the unnending flow of my unstoppable pasta?
>>27402653
do this >>27402618
and write as soon as you have an idea
nobody's gonna shit on you in practice thread
i cant stop polishing text and end up never posting anything
There's already a thread for this
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