607- Newbie Dash
Written by Dave Rapp
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
Friendship is Magic #42 is storytimed here!
>>27326578
A Wonderbolt isn't realized in a day, and all of Rainbow Dash's idols had their own hardships setting out. They've doubtless got many more anecdotes besides - life can be rather colorful for performing pegasi. And she never quite voiced the whys of not wanting the nickname to them anyhow. So if she can deal with their use of it, she can forge a new set of memories associated with it that are much more palatable to her.Besides, she'll gets to start using their nicknames.
>>27325103
Previous thread.
>filly
603- The Gift of the Maud Pie
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l3kq
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l7a5
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
New episodes promo:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZohLGP2fl4
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail:Starlight Glimmer has a case of the holiday blues, so Twilight tries to help cure her by reading one of her favorite Hearth Warming's Eve stories, A Hearth's Warming Tale.
609 - Saddle Row & Rec:When Rarity opens her flagship store in Manehattan, a tell-all article threatens to expose how badly her friends almost ruined the Grand Opening.
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off:Rarity struggles to get Applejack to relax at the spa; when Twilight and Spike attempt to take over Applejack's simple farm chores, it turns out to be a more difficult job than they thought.
611 - Flutter Brutter:When Fluttershy's self-absorbed brother starts freeloading off their parents, she encourages him to move out. Unfortunately, he moves in with her instead, forcing Fluttershy to stand up to her brother and help him get over his fear of failure.
613 - Spice Up Your Life:Pinkie Pie and Rarity are called to Canterlot to solve a friendship problem. Once there, they discover a father and daughter whose relationship is strained as they struggle to keep their restaurant open. Pinkie Pie and Rarity both want to help, but have different ideas on what "help" means.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
>fillyposting
>>27330154
>Shield badge
NYX CONFIRMED
Coltposting
Best pony has a cute face.
>>27330188
The admin of clop.us shut down his game after two and a half years and released his source code.
Mirror up at reclop.tk
>>27330199
what
>>27330191
why is she so hot
>>27330154
Did we see any of the other badges?
>>27330204
>skintight uniform
>pegasus
>rarity hair and lashes
>>27330202
isnt there a horror story about this
>>27330188
>>27330154
She's lucky Crash can be easily turned into a cool nickname especially if they ever do any combat missions.
Still it will be a couple months at best before we see her do anything cool
You wouldn't %%VERB a filly.
CALLSIGNS?
>>27330232
I'm going to fucking die
that's too cute
I expected to miss the beginning of new horse while I was showering. Oh well, least I get to new horse.
>>27330220
>>27330216
The last thing isn't that hot to be honest. Dash's regular hair is hotter. I like it simple. Especially if the girl is supposed to be a cool athletic powerhorse.
>>27330232
>>27330245
boy horses are cutest horses
>>27330276
Yes
>>27330220
oh it's a quote
>Barry Wilmore
>“You never know true beauty until you see Earth from space, or true terror until you hear someone knocking on the space station door from outside. You look through the porthole and see an astronaut, but all your crew is inside and accounted for. You use the comm to ask who it is and he says he’s Ramirez returning from a repair mission, but Ramirez is sitting right next to you in the command module and he’s just as confused as you are. When you tell the guy this over the radio he starts banging on the door louder and harder, begging you to let him in, saying he’s the real Ramirez. Meanwhile, the Ramirez inside with you is pleading to keep the airlock shut. It really puts life on Earth into perspective.”
>>27330235
Contrary to some of the others, her nickname is pretty great and not even necessarily negative.
I also liked Clipper a lot.
>>27330256
>>27330285
space horror is great
>>27330256
... that is actually pretty terrifying. You can't even run from Nightmirez because you are on a fucking space station.
>>27330261
it's pretty hot on her, I'm not too into rarity but the hair and lashes on dash is sexy
>>27330188
ColtRain
ColtWayne
ColtPain
ColtMaim
ColtLane
ColtCane
ColtCrane
ColtMane
ColtTame
ColtLame
ColtBane
ColtVain
>>27330324
Space Horror a shit
>>27330304
ClipperCrash. It makes so much sense.But seriously I'd rather them use normal names to call each other the next time we see them
>>27330324
>>27330350
Deep sea horror is where it's at
majestic
horse
penises
>>27330335
ColtTrain
>>27330256
dude
>>27330350
I know right.
>Check repair missions
>Check spacesuits in storage
>Tell outside Ramirez to show me his air levels
>If they don't go down then he's obviously a space parasite
>Burn inside Ramirez' blood after rest of crew restrains him
This is basic protocol every nasa astronaut should know.
wonderbolts
sexual
hazing
>>27330358
For the record, that footage is real, it's a species of a certain sea creature but this one is unknown as it's several times larger than it's normal counterparts.
No spoops here.
>What is this place?
>>27330387
filled with so many wonders?
>>27330387
You're not wanted here.
what was spitfire's nickname?
>>27330397
Swallowfire
>>27330397
Shithead
>>27330376
Well not really. They're professionals. Right? For the same reason I don't think that love between the wonderbolts is encouraged at all.
caption this
>>27330422
>I sucked your dick while you were asleep!
>>27330414
What if Wonderbolt preen hazing? Least best flyer has to get preened by everyone else.
>>27330435
Not the other way around? Ancient pegasi probably had slaves do that for them.
>>27330439
can I pet the seapony
>>27330358
>>27330397
Rainbow Crashier
>>27330440
but the preened pony is so embarressed and given a confused ahegao look from the preening sensation.
All the wonderbolts think it's cute and treat her like a pet.
>>27330471
now i am imagining a nervous rookie mare inadvertently cumming while being preened
she squirts a little, too, which adds to her cute embarrassment
>>27330397
Spit Backfire or Cum Dryer
>>27330397
spit fire- the sexual desire
>>27330397
Spitroast-fire
>>27330501
>>27330517
Those would require Dash to know sexual innuendos.
>>27330530
>>27330397
dick sucker
you won't guess how she got that nickname
>>27330537
it's not something she's proud of
>>27330530
does rainbow dash know what sex is?
>>27330552
Fluttershy told her
probably
>>27330385
the deep sea is horrifying
>>27330458
Need an mlp version of this with anon and a pony just neighing
>>27330435
i finally looked up exactly what preening is and its pretty gross.
nipple like holes secret preen oil and birds spread the oil over the feathers to help them keep their shape for better flying efficiency
>>27330534
Ouch. Who broke Dashies foreleg like that?
Fillies will be the villains for the S6 finale.
>>27330552
She probably calls it "birds and bees."
She knows what it is but it's still very embarassing subject. She would have to finally find a boyfriend to start calling it sex and talk about it with her friends.
At least that's my guess.
>>27330397
Splitfire.
>>27330593
cause she can do splits?
>>27330324
>>27330358
They're both freaking awesome.
>>27330566
that's adorable
imagine fluttershy whispering in dash's ear what sex is as her eyes grow wide
>>27330603
What would pony horror be like?
>>27330599
Man, Soarin is so cute
>>27330631
People have no reason to hate him.
>>27330631
He is a silly if easily distracted pony
>>27330631
Why did that whole incident make him so super uncomfortable?
>>27330619
ponies are horrified by the brutality of war
>>27330650
And he's a nice guy. Good with mares.
>>27330664
not sure if he should smash or not
>>27330700
legs are the best
>>27330619
It would involveno more ponies, ever.
>>27330674
It's so metal. Dash has seen some shit. Why is she so brave?
>>27330664
>>27330725
>mechanical wings are canon
why arnt we seeing more unicorns and earth ponys using them
>>27330733
they are probably build over real wings.
>>27330687
how is that even a question?
>>27330733
they are canon only to an alternate timeline so far
maybe a development spurred on by the war or some such
>>27330733
I assume that both of them are missing the muscles you would have to attach them to.
>>27330733
They don't have pegasus magic
Cute zebras.
anyone got any cutiemark ideas for a mare who loves having sex with dogs?
not diamond dogs just regular dogs
>>27330755
Apples.
>>27330755
>>27330745
cute horses
>>27330755
>>27330755
god what was that artists name again?
anyway, you know who I mean, take her name and turn it into a cutie mark somehow
>Try to make pony race in Stellaris
>They are absolute shit
>First alien race is Xenophobic Militaristic slavers
>The defeat me without problem
Pony should not go in space. It's too dangerous and cruel for them
>>27330802
lemon
>>27330784
>>27330815
no, the futashy one
>>27330815
I'm pretty sure he's talking about CartoonLion or something like that
>>27330810
Well of course you lost, you didn't utilize the power of friendship by sending ambassadors to them!can you play the robots?
>>27330825
>>27330829
Yes, that's the name!
And it's so easy to turn into a cutie mark, too
>>27330825
megasweet?
>>27330837
>>27330837
Oh god what
![808312__solo_oc_monochrome_clothes_questionable_futa_skirt_artist-colon-megasweet_oc-colon-velvet_implied+futa[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bK4tx7j.jpg "808312__solo_oc_monochrome_clothes_questionable_futa_skirt_artist-colon-megasweet_oc-colon-velvet_implied+futa[1].jpg")
>>27330824
greatest allies
>>27330833
Not from the start. You can build them later in the game and then there's a disaster where they go full sentient on your ass if you upgrade them to Synth or have them normal but make sentient AI.
They are OP as fuck though. Mods will make them playable later I guess. As all other Paradox games it's incredibly easy to mod.
>>27330394
>>27331004
>they go full sentient on your ass
why can we never have sentient AIs without them trying to kill their makers
>>27331064
You need a huge number of them before it even has a chance to happen so if you keep only 1-2 per planet it shouldn't happen.
fillies cock voring colts
>>27330471
>>27330481
tfw you will never be preened by your mother or the wonderbolts
>>27331089
rumble really has to stop giving them all this hentai crap, it gives filly the wrong ideas
>>27330998
Do not clog pony's cervix.
You though filly was going to fight honorably until three more fillies poured into the room and started ganking you
Filly asks you to stop spreading lies about her on the Internet.
>>27331119
unf
>>27331109
>dream of bulbous treehouse:(
>>27331098
Rumble won't be able to now.
https://derpibooru.org/1145963
>incest
>impregnation
>an egg being attacked by sperm
that gets an unf from me
>>27331140
Fun fact: semen gums up soon after ejaculation to help plug in the sperm and keep cumpetition out
I just can't wait for the next episode
>>27331181
hey hey hey
>>27331178
>an egg being attacked by sperm is a real tag
my boner is dead because I can't stop laughing
>>27331178
what the fuck anon
>>27331192
It really is a good tag, too
>>27331196
I know, right?
>>27331192
>>27331179
Same reason why the tip of a dick is shaped like a mushroom, for scraping.
>>27331178
awful
>>27331252
>lying on the internet
>>27331192
Probably because it's the most concise way to describe it.
>>27331178
>anthro
>kanashiipanda
>>27331236
why human dicks cant flare up?
What if you were haunted by a ghost pone?
https://derpibooru.org/1149748
>people actually like this garbage
>>27330397
Horse pussy because her outfit ripped on her first day and no one told her
>>27331359
Are you gay or something.
>>27331359
What's wrong with it
>>27331359
It's not even terrible.
>>27331359
i would hit it
>>27331377
>>27331378
>>27331380
>>27331388
am i being memed
>>27331359
>reading derpi comments
I don't know why I do this to myself.
Also aside from having no nostrils there's nothing wrong with it you jerk.
>>27330725
>One winged warrior
I'm surprised they didn't make it "One Winged angel."
https://derpibooru.org/1073969
>people actually like this garbageam i doing it right?
>>27331395
Is disagreeing with your opinion going to lead in to some HURR NEWFAGS RUINING MY MULPUG faggotry, anon?
>>27331406
what's your fucking damage
http://i.imgur.com/nk80pje.gif
>I actually like this garbage
Kingdom of Equestria
Enlightened Monarchy
Fanatic Xenophile, Pacifist
Communal / Charismatic / Natural Sociologists / Slow Learners
>>27331415
Anon are you okay?
Like, for real.
>>27331415
It's a very low quality discussion tactic to insult instead of making an argument.
Don't put the ponies in garbage
>>27331432
What argument is there to be made when someone ask if they're being "memed on" because someone doesn't agree with their opinion?
>>27331236
Pony: Why does your dick look like that?
>FOR SCRAPING
>>27331442
I thought that was aimed at the guy calling it garbage.
>>27331442
>I think thing is bad
>Okay, what makes it bad?
>you gay
>no it isn't
>I'd fuck it
>nice memes
It's a shit conversation.
>>27331236
>>27331451
Scrape
And lick.
>>27331429
>>27331432
>>27331442
>>27331462
get help, all of you
>>27331451
TO PROHIBIT THE BIRTH OF MY ENEMIES' CHILDREN
I SHALL DENY THEM ACCESS TO THE WOMB
THROUGH DICK, CONQUERING
I bet it's the short tail that's the problem.
>>27331492
I don't know about you but I was was a mare this would get me wet.
>>27331462
When did I say it wasn't?
Post butts
>>27331510
>>27331536
http://imgur.com/nDodIVF
>>27331536
>>27331536
Best butt
>>27331552
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZozXCpPNO5c
Show me yourmost daughterfu-ablefilly, MLPG.
>>27331542
man if I was a mare I would let all the anons ravish me
shit would be great
>>27331596
>>27330202
Ya wanna put a bangin donk on it.
>>27331607
>>27331618
Jesus christ where was this
She isn't aging well
>>27331607
>>27331607
>>27331639
Yeah but her tits still look nice
>>27331610
I'dliterally be too nervous to do anything toyou.
![Tara_Strong[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ge2cIsX.jpg "Tara_Strong[1].jpg")
>>27331639
shes 43 u know
>>27331607
Do [spoilers]Satyrs[/spoiler] count?
>>27331610
>all the anons
I don't think so, she's mine. MINE. I'll kill every last motherfucker that tries to take her.
>>27331696
what
>>27331663
Holy fuck I beefed it
>>27331663
I want this one to be my daughter.
If I was a mare I'd camwhore for MLPG and go on dates with anons for money.
>>27331718
>If I were a mare I'd act like Rarity
You sit on your porch, drinking. Pony screams in doppler as she dashes past in a panic, letting out a squeal of fear as the anon bursting out of the bushes tosses his bola, wrapping around her legs and tripping her. The anon rips off his pants and begins raping the pony right there on your yard.
You finish up your beer and go inside, locking the door behind you.
![[pouting intensifies].gif](https://i.imgur.com/XOBDwfh.gif "[pouting intensifies].gif")
>>27331725
Suck my fucking cock
>>27331735
>>27331733
Why am I outside?
Since when could I afford alcohol?
>>27331618
I find it ironic that they didn't have her voice Rarity. They're both huge sluts.
>>27331718
Would the dates be strictly business or would you legitimately give them a chance.
>>27331733
Man, the neighbors are into some kinky shit.
>>27331718
Anon you would be the exact same autistic, shut in, social-phobia-having nerd. But in a female horses body.
Nothing would change.
>>27331738
Sorry, I'm not Rarity
>>27331758
>becoming Moondancer
Could be worse
>>27331752I'd be constantly searching for a sugaranon to buy me stuff and even when I found one I'd still date other anons. So strictly business.We'd probably fuck if I had a good time
>>27331776
You could sell your sweat stained horse panties on the internet.
>>27331758
I'm telling you if I was a cute mare all my problems would go away.
>>27331795
That's cool.
>>27331776
>implying
I want to huff Moondancer's sweater.
>>27330324
what about christian horror
>The more often he feels without acting, the less he will be able ever to act, and, in the long run, the less he will be able to feel.”
>[M]an has been accustomed, ever since he was a boy, to having a dozen incompatible philosophies dancing about together inside his head. He doesn't think of doctrines as primarily "true" or "false," but as "academic" or "practical," "outworn" or "contemporary," "conventional" or "ruthless." Jargon, not argument, is your best ally in keeping him from the Church. Don't waste time trying to make him think that materialism is true! Make him think it is strong or stark or courageous—that it is the philosophy of the future. That's the sort of thing he cares about.”
>“By this method thousands of humans have been brought to think that humility means pretty women trying to believe they are ugly and clever men trying to believe they are fools. And since what they are trying to believe may, in some cases, be manifest nonsense, they cannot succeed in believing it and we have the chance of keeping their minds endlessly revolving on themselves in an effort to achieve the the impossible.”
>>27331817
>I want to huff Moondancer's sweater
But she probably washes it now
>>27331596
I shouldn't like this.
I shouldn't think that Tara's entire career is just an excuse to get gangbangs.
I shouldn't think about all the dicks she goes through every con.
postimportantwizards
>>27331841
>>27331835
>wanting to be gangbanged by sweaty, smelly nerds
>>27331852
Why are they so cute together
>>27331852
When will they be getting married?
>>27331864
>famous woman with a fetish for sweaty smelly nerds
This is just like my Japanese comics.
>>27331841
*impotent
That's what filly calls a sticky situation.
>>27331925
Has filly been hanging out with zebras again?
Who said that
WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT
>>27331937
>suddenly remember that screencap about the guy in the military who was struggling not to correct his sergeant when he called bronies "brownies"
>>27331869
Never because she's gay for Trixie.
>>27331989
Hot your six.
>>27331996
I'm pretty sure she's bisexual.
>>27332008
I choose to believe all ponies are bisexual
>>27331933
>>27332006
Thanks anon.
>>27332033
>a plushie so ugly, it was cancelled
>>27332044
Actually, she's irradiated.
>>27332019
My nigga.
I miss Babs
She had the hottest humanizations
>>27332019
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bisexual_pride_flag
This flag reminds me of something...
>>27332060
Hanging around the shipments of cobalt x-ray sources again, eh?
>>27331996
Starlight is a straight, down to earth family centric pony
This is canonized in show by her desire to build a small community and her romantic relationship with Spike
>>27332119
They're just buddies
Snack time!
Breed the tallhorses.
I need pictures.
Pictures of adult blank flanks.
>>27332232
>>27332073
She was pretty great.
>>27332238
Let me amend that.
Canon adult blank flanks.
Fleetfoot.
>>27332254
>>27332257
R U 'avin' a giggle, m8
