So, what did Spitfire whisper to Dash anyway?
>>27297857
penis penis penis penis penis penis
>>27297857
>"The truth is
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.
>>27297857
"Shitfire"
>>27297857
WAIT'LL YOU SEE MY DICK
>>27297857
"...and be ready by 8, don't want to keep Soarin waiting, do you?"
>>27297947
>I shouldn't have eaten that chalupa right before practice
Brrrraaappp
>>27297857
"Snape kills Dumbledore."
The secret prime number that unlocks every My Little Pony DVD.
>>27297857Consensual Sex in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation, with the lights off
>>27297857
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPC6328ulVM
>whisper
>>27298130
kek
>>27297857
Her nickname
It was Spitroast
Idiot who could have solved this problem the first time it happened with Lightning Dust.
Rainbow Dash has always associated skilled flying with showing off. Instead of pushing her into a staring role at the end of that episode, keeping her in the tougher, but less glorious role of wingpony might have taught Dash some damn teamwork.
>>27297857
"You, tonight."
>>27297857
Splitfire.
Her costume ripped apart at the back when she was flying.
Clitfire
>>27298249
Underrated
>>27297864
SHUT HIM UP ENGINEER, GOD DAMMIT! ARE YOU GETTING OFF TO THIS CRAP OR WHAT?
>>27298381
I fucking hate the entire being of your existence for not knowing where it actually came from, anon.
>>27297857
The first part of her name is Spit.
Theres so many things you could come up with.
>>27298256
Tonight, you.
>>27297857
"My cock is bigger than his."
>>27297947
>>27298090
Shitfire, that pony pooped herself on her first day.
>>27298249
Forever headcanon for all therightreasons.
>>27297864
No one but me and you will remember that video.
>>27297864
Cheer up. Today's your birthday.
>>27298701
Fuck! massive fail on my part, hold please
+1 for Shitfire.
Diarrhea on takeoff. Scat isn't even muh fetish, I just find the image hilarious.
>>27298701
Ok, fixed it
>>27296685
>>27296700
>>27296721
>>27297857
>She was doing her flying got distracted and miscalculated her landing
>She landed and ended up grinding on a rail vag first for around 10 meters
That's how she got the name Clitfire
>>27298750
This
>>27298249
On her first day she wasn't used to the concept of a co-ed locker room and one thing led to another...
>>27298750
klek
>>27297864
came here to say this
I made a thing.
>>27299171
nice
>>27297857
>>27297857
"So, when are you going to tell Anon you're not a virgin?"
>>27298249
I came here to post this.
>>27297959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfjdB7kaoxs
>>27297864
>>27298638
>>27297857
>"My nickname is OP because I sucked off every single guy on campus within the first hour of practice. You should have seen how bloated my stomach was..."
>>27297857
*hail hydra*
>>27298249
This desu
>>27297857
shiny and chrome
>>27297857
Her nickname, what are you retarded?
>>27299979
>How do I joke?
>>27298381
Hamboooone
>>27297857
clitdryer
Why does everybody say she sucked off all the guys and ignored the women that's just going to cause jealously.
>>27298750
is she sterile now
Fat kids are harder to kidnap
Bush did 7/11
>>27297857
"On my first day I was wearing my reading glasses and I was mocked by my shitty taste so they called me Pineapple Pizza"
>>27297857
>"Wanna see my black and red alicorn OC?"
>>27297857
Something that impresses in length but not in content.
>>27297857"Gaylord M. Focker?"
Quarters on the pillow
>>27297857
"I killed mufasa~"
>>27297857
>>27297857
Shit...
>>27297864ᴮᵉnᶦˢ
>>27297857Bite the pillow, I'm going in dry
>>27297857
How long can you move in frozen time?
ZA WARUDO!
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>27297857
She probably wound up nose first up some other pony's ass.
The gameYou just lost it
>>27298282
I like this.
>>27297857
*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps?
Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to.
Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
>>27298503
Worst established headcanon ever
>>27297857
We need to run a phoneme-by-phoneme acoustic analysis.
