Episode 522: What About Discord?
Written by Neal Dusedau
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5lYZG-osXw
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3cus4l
Discord seems to take particular delight in tormenting Twilight Sparkle. It isn't as if he's unwilling to taunt her friends, though Fluttershy has given him unexpected resistance in that respect, but at the end of it all, he just doesn't spend so much time on other targets. Perhaps it's the circumstances Twilight has been in since he awoke, especially after becoming a princess. It isn't as if he's after revenge, particularly; Celestia and Luna might have borne more of the brunt of it if he had been. And he has (briefly, anyhow) triumphed over her before. So it's something else that amuses him to ply his brand of chaos.
Perhaps she isn't the first, though- just how long had he been loose before statued by the Elements of Harmony the first time?
>>25396788
Previous thread.
Part 6: Pone Ocean
Season 5 episode links
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Episode 521: Scare Master
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x39nr37
ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODES 524 (SONG) AND 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETMPVpJDHoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXz7qCiiWbs
Nov. 14: Episode 523 –The Hooffields and McColts
Princess Twilight and Fluttershy are called by the map to settle a dispute between two feuding families who can't even remember why they are fighting.
Nov. 21: Episode 524 –The Mane Attraction
An old friend of Applejack's has become a huge pop star and Applejack fears that the singer's manager does not have her best interests at heart.
Episode 525 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Starlight Glimmer returns to seek vengeance on Twilight and her friends and has acquired a spell that could change the past, present, and future of Equestria forever.
Episode 526 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Princess Twilight's efforts to stop Starlight from altering the past continue, but she fears that they may be in vain.
We should resume the discussion of blue stallion horses
Stupid sexy Spike
>>25401703
He does it because he knows Twilight is the main character. It's meta and self-aware, just like all his jokes. Or he just thinks of her as a less boring Celestia
>>25401725
I like how Spike just doesn't give a fuck in that pic.
>>25401721
why blue?
>>25401735
Spike looked really annoyed at Twilight last episode
I haven't posted here in quite awhile how were the other Pie sisters?
>>25401703
You know originally I had thought that the writers had tried to have a TNG Q-like episode but missed the mark, but after rewatching it today I think they actually did a pretty good job. Discord did end up teaching Twilight a valuable lesson. And even though he enjoyed being a dick to do it, good still came of it. And that really is in essence what Q was in a lot of TNG episodes.
>>25401743
That was just the color that came up earlier,
and the fact there are a ton of cute blue stallion pones
>>25401722
I wonder if they have a little filly menu just for fillies
Discord told everyone in Ponyville about Spike's crush on Rarity.
who is the best-looking stallion
>>25401776
I'm going to crush your face with my foot
>>25401756
such as?
>>25401777
Trixie
>>25401785
Party Favor.
>>25401719
This post gets shorter and shorter every week. Like some kind of twisted countdown.
>>25401777
>Darling...
What will you be doing during the hiatus?
>>25401810
I'm going to freeze myself with instructions to be woken up for the premiere
>>25401810Learn how to draw.
>>25401751
I don't think he really taught her a lesson, she knew she was full of shit the entire time. Unless the lesson was how it's ok to laugh at yourself, but Discord was just taking the piss
>>25401810
Write my thesis
>>25401777
there are a ton of super cute ones
I am required to vote for my horsebando however
>>25401785
Pokey
Party Favor
Noteworthy
Palm Tree butt pegasus
Soarin
Space Pone
Arrow Butt crystal pone
Rainbow Butt pegasus pone
Apple Bottoms
Twilight's Dad
>>25401722
one filly daughter, please
this is the line for the filly daughters, right?
>>25401810Make a platforming game with RPG mechanics so just I can make enough money to move to a small apartment and then live on SSI for the rest of my life
>>25401835
No this is for filly wives. Filly daughters is next door.
>>25401810
I don't know.
>>25401793
wait, rara's a dude?
but i jacked off so many times...
oh god
>>25401827
I think she definitely learned something. She was so sold on the fact that the princess of friendship could not possibly be jealous, and so yeah she realized she was just full of shit and lying to herself the whole time.
It seemed kind of vague what Discord's real intentions were, but regardless I think Twilight came out of the experience a better pony.
It was an interesting episode to rewatch cause it felt so weird on the first watch since all the ponies suddenly loved Discord so much.
>>25401838
Indivisible pls
Upper Crust or Aunt Orange?
>>25401749
you mean marble?
fluttery
>>25401749
I liked them a lot. One was angry with a raspy sounding voice, but in a cute way. The other was all shy around Big Mac which was adorable.
>>25401777
>Flying Saucer bait
I guess it's better than the Dash bait that gets posted when zieril is on
i want to sniff a whole bunch of ponies' hooves
i don't care if they think i'm weird
i just want to go up to them and start sniffing
>>25401893
>>25401893
kill yourself
>>25401870
She made all that stuff up though; she has no real job description. Outside of "Play your part", Celestia didn't tell her jack
4chan images kinda slow tonight?
man what happened to valentines
why don't adults get those little kid valentines with the cute slogans and cartoon characters
or is it just me
>>25401893
>>25401928
oh yeah
let me sniff those soft hoofs
>>25401909
Yeah she probably did, but that's just typical Twilight for me, taking a job description a little too far. The best part of it all was it felt like an earlier version of Twilight where she was freaking out a little, so it's good to know she's still capable of that.
>>25401827
the entire episode seemed way too mean sprited and they way it was passed made it seem like this happened all at onece or in the span of 2 daysand twilight was definatly out of cherecter
Pony is willing to try that thing you like tonight.
i'm eating an apple RIGHT NOW
how would applejack react
>>25401948cuddling?
>>25401946
Yeah the point was supposed to be how Twilight wasn't supposed to be upset at all. They have those in real life they're called shit tests. Someone is allowed to be an asshole to you because you're not supposed to get mad
>>25401893
I want tocaressa pony's hoof.
>>25401893
Don't force your fetishes on ponies in public. That's just rude.
You should keep your fetishes in the bedroom with your pony waifu, indulging each other in your weird but harmless kicks.
Instead you should pick your horse wife up when she gets home after a long day and sniff and fondle her hooves before you wash them for her. Maybe even run a file around the edge to keep them smooth. I bet she would like that level of care from her husbando.
>>25401966
>harmless kicks
But the kicks I want aren't harmless.
I want her to mule kick me in the balls hard enough to make them bleed.
Filly found a fencing partner!
Who has the best mane and why is it Princess Horse Wife?
>>25401979
That's fine then. You just need to find a sadist. Like Bonbon.
>>25401996
>best mane
>post a picture of her mane that's not curled
>>25402018
In prime brushing condition.
>>25401948
>Pony is willing to try that thing you like tonight.
But how is pony going toanally fist herselfwithout hands?
>>25401870
Twilight Sparkle will be no longer a princess in the future.
>>25402051
shut up
![S5 E22 What About Discord.mp4_snapshot_13.29_[2015.11.10_15.57.16].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zCTloBW.jpg "S5 E22 What About Discord.mp4_snapshot_13.29_[2015.11.10_15.57.16].jpg")
>hey egghead, do any nerd things this weekend?
>did you ask that book out yet?
>I heard there's a sale on calculators at Nerds-R-Us!
>>25401948
NOTHING?
SHE'S WILLING TO TRY NOTHING!
>>25401992
why does filly want to fence
>>25402081
Rainbow bringing the heat!
>>25402081
>did you ask that book out yet?
don't make fun of twilight's book fetish
rubbing herself with a hoof while reading her favorite erotic novels is her favorite thing ever
Horse is ready for winter.
Are you?
>>25402111
Fucking hate winter.
>>25402111
Bring it on
>>25402111
of course
I got little horse a hat!
>>25402102anyone else here dress up in lingerie before masturbating?
tell me about the pony xmas album so i won't have to listen to it
>>25402143
it is actually decent
>>25402143
All songs are pretty great except for Dash's
>>25402139yes
SUCH A LUST FOR PONIES
>>25402139
>lingerie
there's not even a convenient hole in panties for your dick to poke out of
that's why i love to fap with my boxer briefs on
>>25402086
To be fancy, like her fencing partner.
>>25402111
It's still 90+ degrees in Florida
>>25402239
it was pretty nice out tonight in north parts, like high 60s
>>25402239
unfortunately
>>25402123
Go blow up a factory
>>25402111
seeing ponies all warm and cozy makes me really happy for some reason
>>25402246
I always forget you live really close to me
a pone's throw away
>>25402255
please do not throw the horses anon!
>>25402255
Me too, except you ignored me when I brought it up
![277743__safe_oc_artist-colon-phillnana_florida[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/IlZO5DR.png "277743__safe_oc_artist-colon-phillnana_florida[1].png")
>>25402267
I'm sorry
>>25402243
Yeah, but it's so hot and humid during the day.
As far was weather goes, this has been one of the most unpleasant years I can remember for a while.
>>25402252
>warm and cozy
Uh, she's stark naked except for a scarf, earmuffs, and some little booties. I want to see a lot more warm coziness like that around here!
i like stallions but i don't likehorsecock
i mean, it's not disgusting, it's just a little difficult to get used to the flare when you're used to jacking off to hunky guys' big beautiful cocks
how did you get used to seeing horse dicks and finding them arousing
i will say one thing: stallions have the cutest ballsacks
>>25402281
>not an old geezer/illegal immigrant/redneck
>>25402287
No one is forcing you to post stallion memes just because FS is on
>>25402281
It's ok
look at this smug little butter pony
The Crystal Empired aired for first time exactly 3 years ago, on November 10, 2012.
>>25402319
What kind of butter do you think she's made out of?
>>25402319
I want to feed her butter.
>>25402319
Now she doesn't even have on her scarf. Man. These ponies are such exhibitionists!
>>25402347
>I want to feed her butter.
I want to use some to reenact that scene from Last Tango in Paris with her.
>>25402347
I want to feed her HER "butter"
>>25402340
Princess Cadance needs our help~
>>25402341
I think she just makes her own butter
>>25402287
>how did you get used to seeing horse dicks and finding them arousingProbably because they're so massive
I've fapped to furry porn a lot before I started watching mlp and horsecocks were just like the other cocks
mlp made horsecock much more interesting for me and now I watch bestiality porn with horses
the flare is just so hot, and so is their large balls, and large loads
unf
>>25402376Anything with women?
>>25402375
I want Fluttershy to shit butter right into my filthy faggot mouth.
Might just be me, but I think Spike is cute as hell.
>>25402389
>Anything with women?yeah a few videos saved, mistress beast folder and a folder called "woman actually penetrated by pony"
i could upload them if you'd like
and yes, the woman actually penetrated by pony folder has videos where the pony actually cums
>>25402401
yeah he is
>>25402394
>Limestone: Anon, myboytoy.
i bet you could go to mexico and watch a pony show for a few bucks
>>25402415
>Applejack neglects her buttplug studies, and can't even take the smallest size toy during the exam.
>>25402438
shut up
rarity just doesn't give a fuck
>>25402066
>>25402443
>>25402421
Would Limestone like a boytoy?
>>25402446
AND WHEN WE FALL
>>25402411
inb4 dolphin porn but ok
MareAnon being fucked senseless by Discord
>>25402438
>applejack
>ever failing an anal exam
the girl is an assmaster
>>25402457Any links? I've always been curious about man x dolphin
I want to punch Fluttershy in the face
>>25402510
No, sorry, I'm a filthy leech
>>25402500
unf
>>25402509
Applejack is a pure Christian lady who does not partake in such backdoor shenanigans.
>>25402528
what do you want, it's way past your bed time
>>25402528
What is it, Sweetie? Did you miss your period?
I think it's time you learned that ponies don't have periods. Also, I can't get you pregnant.
>Anon goes to Equestria, and doesn't realize he's impotent.
>>25402522I'll share some man on mare.
>>25402528
Please understand, Sweetie,Iwata isn't coming back
>>25402579
>>25402556
I always knew I was important, what's my special talent?
Why do pegasi love spilling juice so much
>>25402539
>I think it's time you learned that ponies don't have periods.
How can you be sure about HER kind of pony? They don't even look like ponies. They don't have long muzzles. They look more like someone crossed a cat with a deer. Some of them have wings, and some have horns, and some have both, and their evolution is just weird. They talk.
>Also, I can't get you pregnant.
Are you sure about that? Do you want to risk it? Can you imagine what she might give birth to if you did?
Ooooooo...
>>25402603
Your sperm doesn't work.
>>25402617
Fluttershy is that you trying to be spooky again
>>25402556
Well he can always be turned into a young, cutemareor diamond dog
>>25402446
>>25402615
Dash probably licked it off the table afterwards
>>25402643
And then she licked off Fluttershy
>>25402617
for that tight sweetie pussy, i'd risk anything
>>25402627
>Fluttershy is that you trying to be spooky again
>>25402652
I bet Fluttershy tastes nice
>>25402677
dude lewd
Would you taste ponys rainbows?
>>25402693
You had a one night stand with pony and now she's calling you.
what do
Did we ever find out what Rainbow Dash's candyvag taste like?
>>25402731
we all did
what, were you not there?
sorry
>>25402677
Dash is really pressed up into Fluttershy's... belly
>>25402756
>>25402729
can she please stop calling it that, I scratched her behind her ears
that's it
>>25402769
A lot of mares are going to find out that taste once you go to prison, Rainbow
>>25402792
>>25402756
>what, were you not there?
I was, and everyone was laughing at my sneaky-snake.
You had to be there.
Fucking Dash ruthlessly until she's making deep, guttural moans and slamming herself into you, forcing you into her deepest spots
>>25402769
cheer up Dash, as a matter of fact 4 out of 5 participants preferred your taste to the leading household brand!
>>25402802
I always loved how she's positioned in this picture with her hind legs off the ground. Who's ever plowing her has grabbed both her legs wheel barrow style.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1LmRjxGqls
>>25402802
damn
i bet she has an incredibly tight vag too
>>25402802
yessss
>>25402823
>that's kind of personal...
Please don't fuck Rainbow Dash into a undescribable mess
>>25402143
You should listen to all the songs at least once. It's about 27 minutes in total.
Of the 10 songs 2 are originals (It's a Pony Kind of Christmas and The Heart Carol, extended). The other 8 are typical Christmas songs you know, except Daniel changed about 80% of the lyrics.
Days Gone By (Auld Lang Syne) is song by the Apple family and is about remembering family that's not longer with you. It makes me teary eyed.
Also Spike does a surprisingly good scat singing.
Last Year I Got Coal For Christmas is trash sung by literally who? though.
>>25402858
i bet she has an innie vag because it's aerodynamic
>>25402873
Or else what?
>>25402858
>kinda personal
Then explain this
>>25402918
anon those are private photos
shame on you for being in the pony paparazzi
>>25402924
>Close your windows next time - "Miss Dashie"
>>25402918
>How did you get that, I mean, that's obviously Photoshopped!
are we lesbian dash again? finally
>>25402955
I'm sure all the ponies are willing to try anything at least once
>>25402802
But mlpg can only get like 4" deep.
>>25402988
that's okay, ponies are shallow
>>25402988
>>25403028
are you okay twilight
>>25401793
Bend over
>>25403054
she's just books
>>25402988
What is this implying?
Not everyone is Asian.
>>25403028
That snootle is ready for booping.
>>25403059
das a lot of books
>>25402457
>>25402510alright
uploadedhttps://mega.nz/#!FoFCXA7Y!g2wSfri-bmskmsnHN1aBN6xxkzG8dgvvHUMbDp-Tel0
>>25403055
>very well darling
>>25403067
Snootles are so cool. It would be great to be kissing your pony waifu's big pony snootle and just wrap your hands around the base of it
>>25403079
Doesn't work
>>25403059
i want to take twilight on a world tour of famous libraries
>>25403079
could you have filenamed it any less conspicuously
>>25403102
works on my machine
>>25403109
no
>>25403081
Rarity, could you dispell your crotch censor spell?
>>25403106
That actually sounds like a really cool trip
take me too, I wanna go
>>25403114
Oh no wait, didn't copy the fill link
>>25402988
only the ones that try to compensate by dressing up as girls as an alternative role in the bedroom
>>25403120
I'll bring the lunchables!
>>25403116
please anon, she has standards
>>25403090
Twilight's Snootle is especially big.
>>25403164
lmao
>>25403164
>easy access
>>25403164
There's some genitals there!
>>25403149
if we're going to all these exotic libraries, maybe we should get local cuisine
>>25403164
I would WPSHH that til her cheeks were so red you couldnt tell the dress had a hole in it.
>>25403175well that's an edit
but fun fact, I got a warning for the unedited version being "anthro"
I think the mod was just being nice since it was a really subtle nsfw
>>25403194
Mods put "anthro" when they aren't sure what to report you for sometimes
>>25403183
yeah but can I pack those in my Celestia lunchbox?
>>25403208
what a buzzword
>>25403212
Twilight will probably love if you pack lunches anyways so go ahead. By I want to try all the local foods.
>>25403208
well that's what I'm kind of getting at since you only ever get just a warning for anthro
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattortile/49-breathtaking-libraries-from-all-over-the-world
>It's time for our trip, anon! What did you pack?
>>25403234
what a cool trip that would be
I want to go to the history sections and see if the books still have those checkout cards with dated stamps in them
Just so everyone knows, only production of animal porn and actually fucking animals is illegal.
You can have 10tb of animals fucking humans and you wouldn't have to worry.
>>25403234
a ziploc bag of panties
and that's it
let's go
>>25403234
Canada has some dank libraries
>>25403256
that's what i'll tell the authorities about my cp collection
>>25403267Most of the time, if there's no reasonable suspicion that you're a danger to anyone and you weren't producing, trading, buying, selling or actively encouraging child rape, the worst you'll get is probation if it's your first offense.
>>25403267
>Not telling them that your cat walked on your keyboard and downloaded the 12 gigs of CP.
>While you were on livestream.
>>25403283
Looks like Berry Punch likes to beat around the bush.
>>25403286
FBI pls, stop trying to encourage people to download child porn.
>>25403283
>you will never squeeze and fondle ponies bush.
>>25403283
that's really cute
>>25403283
Is she inspecting for bugs?
>>25403425
she's about to pass out and she's fluffing up her pillow
>>25403328
>You will never steal from ponies Salmon Bushes.
>>25403079
holy shit that condom filling one
>>25403445
are they sushi grade?
>>25403429
>I'm going to pass out halfway out my window.
>I better make sure this bush is comfy or I might wake up with a sore neck.
Now that, is a functioning alcoholic.
>how the hell am I supposed to eat this
>>25403479
Dash what are you doing with Fluttershys sounding rods?
>>25403079
What's the source to the non-mistress vids? The quality on those are really good
>>25403479
With your mouth.
How are you even holding those chopsticks.
>>25403496
>manks manon
>hey anons!
>I'm making you some Pinkie batter cookies, who wants to lick the beaters?
Pony came on a my little human toy and posted pics online.
>>25403560
...Pinkie batter?
I like it when ponies visit MLPG.
>>25403234
I'd love to spend a week at each one.
>>25403564
Was it a stallion?
>>25403560
Thanks, Pinkie. I just love licking your batter.
>>25403585
>my super duper cooking cookie batter
>duh
>>25402368
The Ballad of the Crystal Empire is a criminally underrated song.
Same with Twilight's Failure Song.
>>25403668
Is it made with your "love"?
>>25403710
>aren't all baked goods?
>>25403717
Applejack makes hers with farts.
>>25403678
In fact, you know what. I'm going to go out and say that The Crystal Empire is a criminally underrated episode all together.
Good music
Cool new setting to make Equestria feel bigger
Shining and Cadence get fleshed out some more
Seeing Twi and Spike's worst nightmares
Until Tirek Sombra was the most threatening big bad
Spike gets his moment of stardom
>>25401810
Work on my vidya backlog. I've been ponying on all my days off and I think I'll finally try and ween myself off of that. I'll try and just stay around for the comics at minimum.
Filly decided to major in filly studies.
>>25403743
everything except lack of character development was pretty good
this was a taste of the worldbuilding we now expect after the advent of the cutie map
>>25403752
that's actually a really profitable and useful degree in Equestria
timid horses
>>25403785
I want them to smooch
I was looking at the pony movie's article on the MLP wiki and noticed that it would be animated in Toon Boom according to this:
http://www.entertainmentcareers.net/DHX-Media/Feature-Storyboard-Artists-2D/job/197337/
How is that compared to Flash? Is it going to be too much different than the show's style you think?
>>25403762
>The fillies get super cranky
>Start rioting
>Dozens of royal guards are taken hostage because they're fucking useless
>Everyone calm down, I have a doctorate!
>>25403806
how the hell did filly get a doctorate already?
