Episode 522: What About Discord?
Written by Neal Dusedau
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5lYZG-osXw
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3cus4l
It's understandable that Twilight Sparkle might not fully trust Discord, particularly where her friends are concerned, and especially after Tirek's rampage. Still, after all this time, she might start to consider how he enjoys both needling her and "teaching" her - she might have cottoned to that idea before assuming he simply ensorcelled them. It's just part of her personality, one supposes.Where did she get the concept that she shouldn't be able to get jealous just because she's the princess of friendship, anyway? Celestia probably wouldn't have told her that.
>>25380068
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Episode 521: Scare Master
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x39nr37
ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODES 524 (SONG) AND 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETMPVpJDHoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXz7qCiiWbs
Nov. 14: Episode 523 –The Hooffields and McColts
Princess Twilight and Fluttershy are called by the map to settle a dispute between two feuding families who can't even remember why they are fighting.
Nov. 21: Episode 524 –The Mane Attraction
An old friend of Applejack's has become a huge pop star and Applejack fears that the singer's manager does not have her best interests at heart.
Episode 525 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Starlight Glimmer returns to seek vengeance on Twilight and her friends and has acquired a spell that could change the past, present, and future of Equestria forever.
Episode 526 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Princess Twilight's efforts to stop Starlight from altering the past continue, but she fears that they may be in vain.
second for memes
Been doodling ponies again trying to get better. Still have trouble with facial expression, body, and legs.
>>25385627
That's one supercute birdpone.
>>25385627
that's pretty decent
>expressions
yeah that one on the right is off
Who had the best costume on Nightmare Night?
>>25385646
This guy had
>>25385627
Lovin' it
>>25385646
Whoever was dressed as Sailor Moon.That outfit will never not get me hard
>>25385646
Apple Lion and Space Dash.
>>25385657
Is this what it looks like when Fluteershy shy flutters?
>>25385689
I loved all of their costumes except Rarity. She really dropped the ball this time.
>>25385699
She is
>>25385582
>Celestia probably wouldn't have told her that
It's made up. Just like everything else pertaining to her title
>>25385728
Is Fluttershy planning on shoving that ant down her urethra?
why does Shiny love ants?
>>25385746
Because he's a cute little dork.
>>25385746
they're small, they're cute and they've the tiniest little legs and are all friends and work hard and they're just so cute
>>25385582
>Where did she get the concept that she shouldn't be able to get jealous just because she's the princess of friendship, anyway?
From her fantasy I assume, just like the idea that Celestia would banish Fluttershy for abducting Philomena
>>25385738
Of course, not. Maybe, you should be less perverted?
>>25385746
Because they feel good in his urethra.
>>25385777
why won't you die
Dashciderdenial
>>25385785
>>25385784
Because I hid my phylactery really well.
>>25385806
But, maybe, you should?
>>25385816
Fluttershy is so cute
bur
>>25385627
Legs are a bit thick but otherwise that's great!
>>25385816
wow rude
>>25385775
But being perverted is so much FUN!
Anon being turned into a diamond dog bitch against his will and becoming a maid to a handsome stallion who demands bedtime blowjobs and morning blowjobs.
>>25385865
anon earning her marehood by being really good at maidwork
>>25385874
I said diamond dog bitch.
Anon can earn her marehood after rarity teaches her how to be a 'proper' mare
>"DEVILS COME OWWT!! OOOH GLORY HALLELUJA, I FEEL THE SPIRIT WITHIN ME!"
>"LEAVE THIS BREAD, DEMON!"
>>25385859
It is not a fun! You makes ponies cry!
Pony decided that you needed a roommate, so she's moving in with you.
>>25385898
I makes ponies horny.
>>25385906
does she cook?
>>25385901
I want to cum in her urethra pussy, sensei!
>>25385912
Pony shuffles her hooves a bit and asks if frozen hayburgers count.
>>25385911
You don't deserve to live. Ponies doesn't come to our world due to the people like you!
>>25385919
>her urethra pussy
That ain't breedin'
Stallion decided you needed a home, so he's cockvoring you.
>>25385951
Well unless the home is the womb of a cute mare after cum digestion, as Celestia intended, I want no part of Stallion's degeneracy.
>>25385943
It's always about breeding with you AJ. Haven't you ever wanted to just go for it for fun?
>>25385832
>bur
kek
As usual common proves to be the worst
>>25385991
>Haven't you ever wanted to just go for it for fun?
>>25385986
He guesses that can work
boop the catbirbs
>>25386009
>>25386018
Lovely!
>>25385770
She has such an overactive imagination.
>>25386091
you sure you want that kind
>>25386066
>>25386066
>spike with wings
>>25386091
>pick up pony
>place pony in shopping basket
>>25386091
someone post that image of knocking a juicebox out of fluttershy's hooves
>>25386107
>gayfags watching the show
Pony hasn't felt the way she feels today in so long, it's hard for her to specify.
>>25386091
What sort of cheap ass grocery store have baskets instead of carts?
>>25386146
baskets are for people with fewer items
>>25386146
that's a Target, a miracle of modern commerce.
what kind of shithole grocery store doesn't have both?
>>25386146
Mostat least Europeanones have both.
Why use a cart if you are only gonna buy a handful of things?
>>25386150
>>25386153
>>25386155
I have never seen someone use a basket while going grocery shopping.
I'm going to sleep with pony.
>>25386170
guess you're not murican
>>25386170
you don't get out much, do you?
>>25386170
That doesn't mean they're not there.
>>25386173
Then I will sleep with pony as well.
>>25386170
>"THEM GOTDANG FOREIGNERS, MOTHERFUCKERS ACT LIKE THEY'RE SHOPPIN FER' A FUCKIN ANOREXIC GERBIL WITH THEIR LITTLE GOTDANG HANDBASKET!"
Twilight is just too purple.
>>25386170
>no baskets in shops
Americans are weird
>>25386205
not as purple as she could be
>>25386176
I am
>>25386178
Once a month I make a long and arduous journey towards the shining pathmark on the hill, facing many perils such as homeless beggars,strange drug addicts and unscrupulous teenagers. Once upon my arrival I notice many patrons pushing a metal cart into the halls of the Grocer.
>>25386212
Look at that slutty attire.
>>25386207
we JUST went over this
the picture is from Target, an American store.
American stores do have both baskets and carts.
the problem is that retardanon is either non-american, incredibly unobservant or a neet who has food delivered
>>25386207
>Americans are weird
We have baskets and carts here, that's guy's just blind
inflate the pony
https://derpibooru.org/1019478
>>25386224
>This gross fucking nasal slut calls me 'retardanon' while fails to realize Target is not an American exclusive chain, presumably too busy with the gallons of stallion cum pouring out of his used and abuse nasal capillaries.
>>25386173
What if I'm already sleeping with that pony?
>>25386251
>this fucking genius has literally never seen someone use a hand basket
>this fucking genius thinks that somehow a store having hand baskets is "cheap"
>>25386224
>Dragging a metal fram around on a floor like that.
>Using TWO baskets.
>Takes up the entire isle.
That is some rude ass hit right there.
>>25386262
Dude stop blasting your fucking booger-cum all over your keyboard before you type, goddamn you're making all the mares jealous while stallions pounds your inferior nasal concha.
>First we were full of Russians, now today we are arguing about shopping baskets.
>>25386283
Fucking commies, man.
>>25386283
This guy is just mad that stallions have renamed his "Lacrimal bone" to "Labiamal Bone"
>>25386279
Good talk, dude.
While we're on the subject, Target Australia uses different branding and different baskets because they are an entirely unrelated corporation.
Target Canada is a subsidiary of Target American, making it an American brand.
So yes, the picture is from an American store.
Stay ignorant, bro.
>>25386283
At least russians tried to write properly.
>>25386299
tried and failed miserably
>>25386308
It was cute.
>>25386298
Ponies have literally renamed your spehno-ethmoidal recess to spermo-ethmoidal recess
>>25386345
Shh, just ignore him.
>>25386283
how is three bored anons shitposting in a dead thread "we"?
>>25386283
4chan is such a magical place
Rainbow Dash is the best character on the show
>>25386354
No, I'm learning more about the nose every time I have to search up stuff to refer to the fact that he is a noseslut
>>25386368
Scuffled Rainbow Dash is the cutest Rainbow Dash
>>25386368
If we aren't counting Tanks
>>25386373
He's a total slave for nasal sex then?
>>25386394
Tanks was really pretty good if you ignore the factory. Good development, good resolution, good friends
>>25386404SureEven though I was obviously shitposting because I got bored after making a horrendous mistake, I actually do like nose stuffLike putting your dick down a pony's snout or having them sneeze on your dick and also crotch sniffing
>>25386408
You have to ignore all the lies she told and how the turtle wasn't even dying too
>>25386423
oh man, don't get me started on that
She was so cute all episode
>>25386408
The song was shit though
>>25386432
She literally was not cute
>>25386452
LITERALLY LITERALLY
maybe
Is there a cute show that you would recommend that is similar to MLP?
>>25386469
Pico de Gaio
>>25386444
I don't really like the MLP songs much so I dunno
>>25386469
Hamtaro
>>25386469
Rick and Morty.
>>25386469
Chi's Sweet Home
>>25386416
The rest of that is questionable but crotch sniffing is an absolute yes
>>25386488
It's a good costume, will she sniff my crotch?
>>25386493
>>25386416
Which long would like nasal sex the ost?
>>25386500
int long
How did hasbro know to put Bob Ross into recent episode? How could they foresee Joy of Painting rerun on twitch?
>>25386480
Had enough of that hamster back in 2003
>>25386481
I already watch both season and it's a bit depressing at the end.And what is Unity true form anyways?
>>25386484
That is pretty cute. I will watch this and thanks for this recommendation.
>>25386508
just lucky
>>25386508
Hasbro owns Twitch.
>>25386508
It was his birthday on the 29th
>>25386469
Undertale and Them's Fighting Herds
>>25386528
I hope he had fun.
>>25386532
Those aren't shows you nincompoop
>>25386532
Beat it and I want to hug goat boy. Fighting game aren't my niche but I wish them good luck.
Filly
Pretty dress
Denial
Dash just realized that Anon's just really lazy not hibernating.
Also she shouldn't have buried him.
>>25386590
>3 AM
>Can't sleep
>Don't want to jerk it again
Insomnia sucks.
>>25386609
I did not mean to reply to you Anon.Like Dash has any room to talk about oversleeping
>>25386612
I want to kiss Fleur on the lips
Coco can go straight into the trash though
>>25386570
Is this image suggesting that animators made cmc cutie marks after some OC?
Oh no Anon, you accidentally had crazy horse sex with a pony. You think. You just sort of woke up with her beside you, she insists that you drank so much that you must have forgotten you were drinking also she totally didn't sneak into your bed to cuddle. Just in case you were thinking of that.
>>25386654
is it at least a cute pony?
>>25386661
Very.
I can't wait to see what wacky pop culture references pop up in the next Discord episode!
>>25386684
le yogscast face
>>25386684
that's not how Discord works at all
what is your endgame here, anon ?
>>25386684
I feel like they're making him more and more like the Genie from Aladdin, albeit a very assholeish Genie.
>>25386725no text
>>25386725
>>25386728
Meh, would maybe fuck/10
>>25386728
She's alright, I'd still fuck her but I'd definitely pull out
>>25386725
qt pone
[animorph sound]
Pony found the frozen forest.
>>25386725
>>25386728
looking fine
Pony just smelled something that made her instinctively lift her tail.
She doesn't understand this feeling.
>>25386781
Ponies sure are instinctual creatures.
>>25386781
Heart eyes don't exist in equestria.
Just wanted to remind everyone.
>>25386696
Is John going to kill himself?!
>>25386790
DYEWTS?
I like to imagine that in addition to blood, Dash's tail would be poking out from under the heap.
>>25386684
Eh, Kind of getting annoyed how he's flip flopping.
I know old habits die hard, but some consistency would be nice.
That said, I guess he did sort of help Twilight learn an important lesson, albeit in a poor manner.
Entering filly territoiry
>>25386812
I've been under the impression since his first appearance that Discord knows much more than he let's on.
I don't think much happens that he doesn't know or isn't prepared for, he knows how something is going to play out for the most part and this is his genuine way of trying to help Twilight learn an important lesson similar to the sick Discord episode.
He has "good" intentions for the most part but Discord is naturally just what his title implies, chaotic, it's just the way he does things. Friendship isn't going to make all of that just magically go away.
I wonder if Nyx misses the Golden Oak Library.
go to sleep mlpg
>>25386812
He's making improvements though.
He came a long way, from everyone but Fluttershy hating him to them being legitimately friendly and not mean spirited to him.
And I believe him to an extent.
He most certainly knew that it will affect Twilight, I just doubt he knew to what extent.
Honestly the only dick thing he did was how much he milked the entire thing. Convincing the others to not call Twilight is actually something normal.
When you have a friend that tells you that he'll be busy for a few days, do you just call him to ask him if he wants to come out for a soda? Especially since here Twilight already planned to dedicate 3 days to nonstop arrange books because it's fun.
>>25386819
cutest territory
>>25386849
fine
what do i get out of it
>>25386857
>what do i get out of it
You get a small filly. Congratulations!
>>25386889
I wanted that filly. Now I have no reason to sleep.
>>25386889
Epleblom
Qtest blom
>>25386812
>Consistency
>God of Chaos
???
>>25386924
He's Always Chaotic
That's consistent
>>25386935
This is true. To be truly chaotic some of his future episodes should portray him as down-to-earth and ordinary.
I blame Fluttershy for anything bad happening to me.
Do all ponies manes make that same sound effect when pulled?
Did Zecora really just give Twilight a flask of holding full of pink booze to shut her up and get her friends drunk?
>>25386968
You sure that isn't just your natural bad luck, Troubleshoes?
Is... is anyone else here?
>>25387125
No
>>25387125
Nope, everyone here is sleep and soon I will be too.
If you go to beb right now you'll wake up with as a beautiful mareof your favorite pony kindand your closet will be filled with a bunch of pretty dresses and casual pony clothes.
>>25387125
Fillies are here.
>>25387187
Aw yiss
Strongpony is overrated, Noi is best background filly.
>>25387191
The qt is strong in this one.
>>25387221
How does it feel to be so wrong?
>>25387221
Noi is a great filly but her taste in ponies is not so much so.
She has nothing on strong filly.
>>25387222
gotta go fast.
>>25387223
Why are you asking me anon? It is you with the wrongpinions.
>>25387227
But I'm not posting the ugly yellow one
>>25387232
Lies. She is a beautiful princess.
If I had a pony to cuddle would I still wake up wanting to die?
>>25387221
>tfw no one even remembers you
>>25387266
All fillies should be remembered.
All the fillies.
Not one less.
>>25387260
I think you would wake up wanting to continue cuddling your pony.
Are we going to get an episode about the 2016 election? I want an episode about pony politics and bureaucracy.
>>25387349
DYEWTS
>>25387355
I want a proper politics episode, not just some school election rubbish. Who gave a shit about their student council when they were in school anyway
>>25387358
Trump better win because that nigger is just a Democrat front.
>Today is Go to an Art Museum Today Day
Bueller?
>>25387368
>sneaks into a hospital to steal a book
>sneaks into a factory to sabotage winter
Is Rainbow Dash obsessed with subterfuge or is she just a thrillseeker who gets her kicks from breaking the law?
I love Rainbow Dash.
>>25387420
shes just a selfish cunt who only cares about herself and her needs.
>>25387426
Your waifu is shit
SHIIIIIIT
>>25387444
Well I'm rubber and you're glue, so nyah!
I like this pony. She's a cunt, but she's an endearing cunt, so she's cool.
Dash is alright I guess
I like this pony as well. She's super cute and cool and blue.
>>25387473
>pony dash doesn't know what boobs are
>implying she doesn't have crotchtits
FUCKING
DROPPED
R
O
P
P
E
D
>>25387490
ponk is not for sad
Ponk is most definitely for sad.
kiss the happy panka
>>25387545
>not kissing the sad ponka
>>25386684
Discord will betray the Mane 6 and be dead in stone in Season 6.
>>25386837
Discord is still evil!
>>25387577
>>25387583
Further proof that Yuroposters are the shittiest
>>25387473
She's okay with or without boobs, I suppose
>>25387587
Going by his hour of appearal it's just as likely that he is an unemployed americaposter.
Apparently AKR posted a bunch of unreleased scripts and notes on her Twitter.
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2015/11/unreleased-scripts-and-notes-from-amy.html
May be some interesting things in there if you guys haven't already seen them by now.
>>25387645
Daapy!
>>25387645
>Dash blowing off an admirer as an example for Pinkie during AFID
>Rarity putting a saddle on Applejack only to have her shake all the decorations off
These are pretty neat.
>>25387645
>Dash taking her cunt levels to the extreme
>>25387645
>Ditzy Doo
I've always liked that name, I felt that should have always been her real name, and Derpy just a nickname.
>>25387645
Some of these random names are ridiculous.
Fluttershy won't stop giving me these withering stares.
What do I do?
>>25387672
>Sad Sack
>>25387672
>Brouhaha will never wahaha with Rarara
>>25387672
>Stinky Pony
>Slap Dash
>>25387674
marry her
Pony wants to watch a new anime that came out recently, it's called "Rumble and Button Mash: Summer Ponut Love Vacation".
>>25387739
How about Boku No Pip
>>25387775
I prefer Mares at work
>>25387674
take her out, she's making me paranoid.
>>25387739
Eh, our house has 2 tvs and 2 pc for a reason...
>>25387739
>rumble's gay gender bending adventures
>>25387799bucking the colts
>>25387781
I wonder who's bigger, Celestia or Troubleshoes
Sweetie Belle and Applebloom are going to grow up being more attractive than their older sisters.
That fucking Applejack christmas song just made me cry a bit
god dammit
>>25387843
They already are.
>>25387851
They're cuter, but they don't have allure.
