''Deleted Scene" Edition
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>"Uhhh, mmm... Anon? W-what are you doing after school?"
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>>27124513
First for TwiTwi
Posting again in case someone gives a fuck:
>>27124329
I am now teaching some noobs a job they probably already know about (taking samples). I analize said samples based on certain specifications those samples have to meet, then I analize them again to get the same results. If I don't get the same results or the samples don't meet the specifications I have to alert the people on the production plant so they can trow their mistakes to the trash and fix what is changing the products.
I don't really like this job but I am going to get my PhD's to change that.
>>27124716
hopefully it gets better anon
you better earn the phd for twilightor whoever your waifu is
Moony got quads.
>>27123192
"Actually, um... I'm not s-super good in crowds."
>Pinkie's face falls
>"Aw, that's too bad. I bet they'd super love to meet you, though. So, if you want to, I dunno, sit with us at lunch or something, you're perfectly welcome..."
"Y-yeah, thanks."
>"Anyway, Moony's lab is down in the back corner of the basement. There's a bunch of weird posters up outside, you can't miss it."
"Right. Thanks."
>"I'll see you around, okay? You'll come hang out with me, right?"
"I, um..."
>"Please? I'd super like it! You seem really fun to be around."
"Oh. I dunno about that, but... I'll try."
>That seems to placate Pinkie
>She gives you this big, doofy grin before pulling you into an extremely enthusiastic hug
>A lot more enthusiastic than you'd expect from someone you just met, at least
>With a wave goodbye, Pinkie skips off, leaving you by yourself
>As she promised, Moondancer's lab is incredibly easy to find
>And yeah, her choice of decoration is... spotty
>The entire wall outside of her lab is plastered with anime posters
>Most of them featuring boys holding each other in somewhat questionable poses
>And some of them featuring boys holding each other in *extremely* questionable poses
[1/3]
>>27125047
Yay moonie!
>>27125047
>Well, um... at least she likes anime?
>The two of you have that in common, at the very least
>You reach up to the lab door -- which features a high-gloss poster depicting a busty girl sandwiched between two androgynous anime boys -- and knock
>No one answers
>You know, she's probably not even here yet, come to think of it
>It's still pretty early, after all
>You knock again and, after receiving no reply, turn to leave
>Just as you've taken your first step away, however, you hear the lab door creak open
>"Wh-wh-wh-what do you w-w-want?"
"Oh, um... hey! It's me, Twilight. I signed up for the nuclear physics club?"
>"I d-d-don't remember anyone s-signing u--"
>She open the door all the way, poking her head out
>Moondancer is gaunt and pale, with streaked red hair tied up in a messy ponytail above her forehead
>"D-d-did you say... T-Twilight?"
"Um, yeah?"
>"It's m-m-me. M-Moondancer."
>She stares up at you from behind grungy glasses
"I, uh... don't know you."
>She scowls
>"You d-d-don't know me?"
"No? Should I?"
>"N-n-no. That's r-right. Of course you sh-sh-sh-shouldn't."
>And with that, she slams the door
[2/3]
>>27125115
oh boy
>>27125115
"Um... uh... hello?"
>You knock on the door again
>"G-go away."
>What's her deal?
>You've never met this girl in your life, you're pretty sure
"Um... am I still in the club?"
>Moondancer doesn't answer
>You force the door open, revealing her seated in front of a massive vacuum chamber, surrounded by what look to be solenoids
>Your panties moisten slightly
"Is, um... is something wrong?"
>"No! Wh-wh-wh-why on earth w-w-w-would something b-be wrong?"
>Moondancer whirls on you, and you're surprised to find tears streaming down her face
>Her lips is curled in fury, and the sheer intensity in her eyes is enough to make you actually take a step back
>"After a-all, y-y-y-you don't even k-k-know me, right?"
"I..."
>"Right?"
"I don't know! I have no idea what's going on!"
>Moondancer lets out a choked sob, then turns away, hiding in the confines of her oversized sweater
>What is her deal?
>Should you try to fix this... or would it be better to just bail?
What do?
Current Inventory:
-School Books
-Masked Matterhorn Action Figure
-Three random Power Ponies issues
-Toy Shuriken
>>27125297
say "I think you have me mixed up with someone else"
>>27125297
Try to fix it. You don't want a crazy girl trying to stab you for not remembering her.
>>27125323
>>27125650
>>27125297
Increase that social linkIt's the only way we'll get any dykeshit
>>27125323
That would go like this:
"Oh, of course, I must have, because Twilight Sparkle is a very common name, am I right?"
So let's not go with that
>>27125692
even if its not for dykeshit it is still good
>>27124513
>''Deleted Scene" Edition
I'd prefer fading to black, if you know what I mean
Just a reminder that these are NOT in order
Also, a good chunk of these show up in the movie, and it's mostly the Sunset shots that weren't included. Just so you know.
>>27126522
we appreciate the effort, but could you go easy on the shots? we're gonna hit the image limit rather quickly at this rate.
>>27126238
Sunset's part in this song makes me sad
>>27125692
>>27125650
How would you guys like to help Mooner? What are you going to say/do?
>>27126555
>filename
she should feel sorry for herself
she never really does in the movie
>>27126614
Why
All she did was ruin things for everyone else so that she could learn a little more about magic when she could have just asked the girls at Canterlot High about it and they probably would have told her
>>27126552
Are you the same guy from last time? Again, what's the point of "saving space" for those images if they're just going to be the same tired old pics that get posted almost literally every thread?
>>27126359
That one is pretty awesome
>>27126814
instead of using hypercam use ctrl + windows key + print screen, open up paint + ctrl + v, then save as whatever
>>27126608
I am not good in this kind of stuff but maybe ask her from does she know us to try to remember?
>>27126676
The thread will die faster is all. A thread per week is the norm, but this kills it faster.
>>27126857
I'll be sure to remember that the next time I do this
>>27126608
Try to reconnect
Break the ice with animeTalk about captain america's tits
Somethin
>>27126676
Pay him no mind, he is surely merely pretending.
>>27126866
Oh, he was real.
Since when is "one thread a week" the norm? That's retarded, the only thing that one thread a week shows is the fact that this place has gone to shit.
Fresh OC like this is what will make nst great again.
>>27126866
Why is that a bad thing? Is there a limit to the number of threads we can make?
>>27126922
No, he is being retarded.
Keep posting the fresh, dank, original content
>>27127171
One question, these segments come in the DVD of the film?
>>27127196
Just the parts with Twilight, but yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXGJeYWLnFI
>>27127196
Whoops, I just realized what you meant. No, the deleted scenes don't come with the film. They were leaked in a thread here some time ago. The person leaking it had posted a link to download it, but I forgot what it was or else I would have taken the caps from there instead of the (admittedly low quality) video on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EPC2uDESqk
>>27127264
I meant if these unfinished segments came as extras in the DVD.
>>27126918
I don't care either way, I was just trying to explain why one would want you to stopdon't stop
>>27127333
I think they do
>>27127322
No, they did come in the dvd
With commentary, too
>>27126970
>>27127024
These two in particular are my favorites :u
I think its the noses... I wanna see sketchy Midnight now
These sketches are UNF
also I like how they sometimes sketch each of the breasts like >>27127424 even though they will never do anything lewd with it
considering who drew this animatic I'm surprised there's no art of Sunset or Twilight as Kim Possible
>>27127638
now kiss
>>27127656
You had 79 pics of this duet if I don't remember wrong?
Did you got the other ones also from youtube?
Pretty cool job, m8, you deserve a medal and a waifu.
>>27127701
Yes sir, and I'm coming up on the last few pics right now, and yes, I did get the other ones from youtube.
And that's it
Nvm, I forgot a couple
>>27127874
Sunset had a lot of character development in the deleted scenes, fuck me, why did they even deleted them?
Weird, the thread says I'm still short two pics, but I've looked through and I can honestly say I've posted everything in that folder
Alright, I've given up trying to find that last pic, but otherwise I've posted everything. Hope you guys enjoy them
>>27128027
I really enjoyed it
>>27128027
Thanks screencapnon c:
>>27128027
I liked it a lot, fampai, you did good.
These pics make me a little sad though, they ditched some good plot just so they could sell more toys.
>>27128027
Thanks man, do you do these all manually?
>>27128143
What was the plot again? The homesick one? I think it was logical that the portal and the book would act up when theres a magical mishap in the school. Maybe the next movie could address the coming back home issues
>>27128169
Yes. If I had had access to the original footage rather than relying on the youtube video, or remembered to check the archives for the link to the download, these would have come out much better. As it stands, I don't think I'd have the patience to do these over again.
Fug I want to write but I am tired an busy
>>27128169
They only ditched it because of time constraints because there was a lot of shit hapenning at the same time.
Maybe a budget limit, I don't know.
>>27124513
Do we have writefags?
>>27130371
Yes but a lot of them are busy so they dont have all the time in the world anymore
But we would like more writefags
>>27130653
Selfcest is best
>>27130371
Nope, at this point it's just a shit general that won't die. Alot like /dzg/.
>>27130904
Praise be
>>27130371
Of course, what general doesnt
>>27125297
>>27126858
>>27126893
"I, um... why do you think I know you? I'm pretty sure we've never met..."
>Moondancer whirls around, staring daggers into you
>"You d-don't remember any of it? D-d-d-did I m-mean that little to you?"
"I mean..."
>"We went to k-k-kindergarten together! D-d-d-don't you remember? That one d-d-day you say next to m-me at lunch? Don't you r-remember how happy I was?"
"Kindergarten? That was years ago, and, uh...."
>She seriously expects to remember meeting her when you were six?
>"You w-were my best friend! M-m-my only friend!"
"I, um..."
>Holy Sweet Jesus, this is getting heavy
>You start to edge towards the door, but Moondancer hisses -- yes, straight-up hisses -- at you the minute your hand brushes the knob
>"Y-y-you don't g-get to go until I g-g-get answers! Wh-why did you abandon me!?"
"I didn't!"
>"You d-did! You n-n-never came to my birthday p-party!"
"I was six! I barely remember any of this!"
>"Aha! So you d-d-do remember!"
"I... I don't know, maybe?"
>"J-j-just tell me why you abandoned me!"
>Tears are streaming down Moondancer's face now
>You're starting to wish you'd gone with Pinkie...
[1/2]
>>27131039
"I don't remember! I was a little kid, and I did something stupid! Whatever it was, I'm sorry!"
>Moondancer curls up in her chair, hiding her face in the sleeves of her sweater
>"W-w-well you sh-should be."
>You start to creep towards the door again, but she lets out a low, throaty growl
>"You c-c-could have at l-least come to my party..."
"Party?"
>"M-my birthday party... I t-t-tried to tell all the k-kids at school, but I w-was too nervous... so I j-just told you... and then you d-d-didn't come..."
"Oh..."
>"I w-w-was all alone, the whole day."
>Well, now you feel kinda guilty
>"M-my older sister wouldn't s-s-stop making fun of me..."
>Now you feel *really* guilty
>"She k-kept saying it w-w-was because n-n-nobody liked me... she t-t-told me she saw the other k-kids in our class having a p-p-party without me..."
"Oh my God..."
>"I've n-never made any f-f-friends since. I c-c-can't let that h-happen to me again."
>Moondancer sniffles, removing her glasses to wipe her eyes on her collar
What do?
Current Inventory:
-School Books
-Masked Matterhorn Action Figure
-Three random Power Ponies issues
-Toy Shuriken
>>27131071
I don't know what this thing is about but Moodancer being sad made me sad too.
Maybe we (is it we?) should give her this Action Figure?
>>27131071
>>27131071
Tell her we are very sorry but we can do science together and that we can be friends if she wants to.
I wasn't writing for a long time, sorry about that if you're even reading this.
More writing for the god of writing.
People say that I write good so I'll write more.
For ones who don't remember : green about dumb SciTwi and Anon-teacher
>Last evening was nice
>You helped Twilight with her maths and explained everything
>She did some another test and you let her go with Cadence
>Twilight really wanted to take that Franz Kafka book
>You've read it already so there's no problem
>Also she asked to give her that Alexander Blok poem collection
>Reading some foreign literature is good.
>It's nice that she got those books because you gave students a task to write about character from another book
>Time to go to school.
>School
>First lesson is Reading
>lesson begins
>You decide to ask Twilight because it'd be interesting to listen to her
"Good morning, students!"
>"Good morning, teacher!"
>You point at Twilight
"Twilight stand up please and read us your homework."
>"T-teacher, can I answer later, please?"
>She's trying to hide some piece of paper
"Why?"
>"I d-don't feel good so I want to answer after a few students answer so I can focus on my answer."
>Judging by piece of paper in her hands she's not quite ready for the lesson but you give her a chance
"If you want so, Twilight. Sugarcoat, can you answer?"
>"Yes. I am going to tell about Robin Hood and what he did"
>While Sugarcoat is reading her work you cast a glance on Twilight's desk and see that she's furiously writing something
>Sugarcoat's work wasn't bad so you just tell her to sit down
>You see Twilight is not ready so you decide to ask some another student
>Vinyl Scratch.
>>27132276
>She's listening to music again
"Vinyl!"
>She's putting her little headphones down
>"Yeah, wha?"
>She's always acting like this but you're not mad about that
>Despite her behavior she's having strong "B" almost at every subject
"Read us your homework."
>"Oh, yeah. Wait a second"
>She's standing up with her workbook
"What are you going to tell us about?"
>"I wrote about Optimus Prime!"
"Well let's lis-- Wait that's not a book!"
>Did she really wrote about Transformers?
>"Oops. I guess I was too distracted yesterday."
>Well, it'd be interesting to listen about Optimus Prime.
"Fine, you can read it but don't think you'll get a good mark for it."
>And she started to read
>It acutally wasn't that bad as you thought
>She even used some epithets
>But she almost after every two sentences added something like "and then he shoots and everything BOOM WHAM"
>Or "and after this he just WHOOSH and hits everyone"
>After two minutes of reading she ends and sits down.
"Well done but if you wrote about a character from book it'd be A. But for now it's B."
>"Thanks!"
>She shows you thumbs up and continues to listen to music
>You see Twilight ended her writings and waiting for you to ask her
"Twilight, are you ready to answer?"
>"Y-yes"
>Even from another part of the class you can see that things on her piece of paper are unreadable
>She tried to begin
>"I-I've read Kafka's story called Metamorphosis..."
>Then she started to read something and failed after two words.
"You stay after classes, Twilight."
>She nods and sits down.
>The rest of the lesson goes without anything interesting
>>27132284
>Next lesson is Maths
>You've decided to spend whole lesson on doing equations and other things instead of explaining something new
>Students have to know everything you've taught them well especially when it comes to maths
>You write task on the blackboard for your students
>Task is written and you watch at the students
>Everyone is doing their equations
>Somebody is doing them fast, somebody is thinking on every step
>And you see Twilight is having problems
>As a teacher you're pretty sure when your student is having a problem
>It can be seen in the eyes
>Lesson comes to an end and still nobody has given the work to you
>Here comes... Moondancer?
>"H-here's my work, teacher."
>You take the work and gesture her to sit down at her desk
>Work is done pretty well
>Better than always, acutally
>You check the work one more time and find it's done correct
"Well done, Moondancer. "A"."
>She literally jumps up a bit filled with joy
>"Thank you!"
>She's really happy
>Well, she should be because she is not good at maths and her getting "A" is really impressive.
>The lesson ends and you ask students to give their works to you
>Most of people in the class stand up and give you their works and go to a break.
>A few stay at the class a little bit longer and do last equations.
>The last student is Twilight.
>She's shaking a bit
>You try to look into her eyes from other side of the class
>Even though you're pretty far away you can see that she's having troubles.
>You come close to her
>she notices it and gives you the work
>A few tears in her face
>You can't say anything as she comes out of class pretty quickly
>You check her work and see that there's a lot of mistakes and only one of all equations is done right.
>>27132297
>Next lessons passing pretty fast
>You decided not to ask Twilight anymore
>All lessons ended and here you are alone in the class with Twilight.
>She's sitting at the desk and waiting for you to say something.
"Twilight. Why you didn't do your homework?"
>She starts to stare at the floor
>"I didn't want to..."
>What
>You thought you told her to study
>You convinced her!
>What's wrong?
"Why, Twilight?"
>She clenches her fists and say
>"I was playing games..."
>That's stupid.
"You didn't do your homework because of games? But why?"
>"In time when I wasn't doing my homework I was playing a lot of games. Y'know, computer ones. And playstation as well."
>Oh, you almost forgot that she wasn't studying.
>"I've acutally read this Kafka book I wanted from you but..."
"What happened?"
>"Cadence left for work again, she said she's going to work at night for a few days more. I felt lonely and decided to play some games."
>She wipes out some tears from her face
>"And I was playing until like 3 AM"
>Oh fuck that's a long time.
>And wait, why did Cadence leave Twilight alone?
"Twilight. I know you feel alone if Cadence isn't home but I'd not recommend spending a lot of time at the computer when your study isn't good."
>She nods
>"T-teacher? May I ask y-you s-something?.."
>She began to stutter a bit
"Yeah, of course."
>"C-Cadance s-s-said that I could ask y-you to come..."
>Oh.
>Well, that's not bad.
>If you come, you can help Twilight with her studies.
>And she won't be alone.
>But why does helping Twilight feels so... good?
>>27132311
>After 30 minutes you're in Twilight's home.
>Twilight is setting up her books for homework.
>You sit down near her and begin to explain those equations that students were writing in the class
>She listens to you really carefully
>And literally watches at every move of your pencil
>While you explain things she always nods and almost asks no questions.
>"Teacher? You want some tea?"
>You don't mind some tea, acutally.
"Yeah, with two sugarcubes, please"
>You decide to stand up from the table and look around.
>There's a few photos with Twilight
>One's with Twilight and her parents
>Another with Cadence, Twilight's parents, a couple of other people and Twilight herself in the middle with a smile from ear to ear.
>You hear Twilight coming from the kitchen
>A few cups are clinking as they hit each other while Twilight is brining the tray with them to the table
>There's a few bagels on the tray
"Oh, that's nice, Twilight! Thank you!"
>She blushes a bit
>"That's nothing. You're helping me so I have to do something for you..."
>Wow. That's really nice.
"You don't have to, Twilight. A greatest thanks to the teacher is that you understand everything teacher explains you."
>She blushes more
>"T-thanks."
>You eat bangels and drink tea in silence.
>After eating you hear Twilight yawn.
"You need to sleep, Twi."
>Oh shit you called her like that again.
>She doesn't seem to notice.
>"Y-you think?"
"Yes. Don't play games today. You need to sleep well for tomorrow."
>"I think you're right."
>You two head to Twilight's room
>She turns lights on
>>27132320
>Room is filled with different posters and magazines
>Not that pink ones.
>Some cars magazines, comic books.
>Posters are about Superman, Spiderman.
>A lot of superheroes
>"Oh. These are..."
>She stops
>You watch at her and see blush on her face
>"...things."
>You see her computer.
>It's not bad, really.
>Some really good computer.
>Computer is off so you don't know what Twilight is playing
>Twilight is taking her glasses off
"Oh, I need to go out for a minute."
>She needs to put on her pajamas
>After a minute she says you can come in.
>You enter the room and see her standing here in her purple pajamas with a lot of stars on it.
>Looks good
>Twilight goes to bed.
>"T-teacher?"
"Yes?"
>She blushes once again
>"I want to ask y-you to do s-something..."
>She covers her head with blanket
"What's wrong?"
>"I j-j-just want y-y-you to..."
>She really can't stop stuttering
>What does she want?
>"...s-sing me a l-l-lullaby..,"
>What?
>Wait, what?
>A lullaby?
>>27132326
>Really?
>She takes off the blanket and watches at you
>Her face is red
>"Sorry! That's s-so s-s-silly! You c-can j-just g-go!"
>Oh
>You feel that you need to sing for Twilight
>But why?
"It's nothiing, Twi. I can sing."
>"T-there's no need!"
>She covers her again.
"But I want to, Twi."
>You called her like that third time in one evening.
>She's your student! You can't talk to her like she's your relative or something!
>But you don't care for some reason.
>She starts to take off the blanket and sees you
"I will sing. Listen."
>"Thank you very much, teacher."
"Hush now, quiet now, it's time to go to bed..."
>And you start to sing that old lullaby your mother used to sing to you when you were a kid.
>You feel something warm in your heart.
>Like you're doing something that you really have to do.
>After you sing a lullaby you kiss Twilight in forehead
"Good night, Twi."
>You turn off the lights
"Sleep well."
Well I'll say it again that was a long time.
I'm glad to write again and I hope there's someone who still waits a bit.
I've read some nice greens before writing this part so I hope my grammar in here is better.
If there's a grammar mistake - tell me, I'll remember it and try not to make it again.
Thank for reading, if you do.
>>27132335
Welcome back anon
I will make sure to read it when I got home
>>27131071
>>27131479
>>27132229
"Moon, I'm... I'm really sorry, alright? I don't really remember what happened between us, but... whatever it was, I didn't mean to hurt you. I promise."
>This feels so incredibly surreal
>You hardly even remember this girl, and apparently you accidentally ruined your life?
>Mind running blank on ideas, you fish into your backpack and retrieve your Masked Matterhorn figure
>Moondancer peeks out from the confines of her sweater sleeves as you approach, holding the figure out to her
"And I'd really like to join this club. So, um, if it's okay... maybe we could pick up where we left off?"
>Moondancer looks to the toy in your hands
>Then up into your face
>Then back at the toy
>Then back up at you
>And then... she bursts into tears, crying even harder than before
>Just as you open your mouth to apologize, she throws herself on top of you, wrapping you in a hug far tighter than her wiry arms should be capable of
>"Y-y-y-you remembered!"
"Huh?"
>"M-M-Masked Matterhorn w-w-was my favorite! W-w-we used to watch the sh-show together all the time!"
"Oh, um... yeah! We totally did!"
>Moondancer squeezes you until you can feel yourself getting light-headed
>And when she finally lets go, you realize how sticky her sweater is
>Ew...
>"Y-yeah, I'll l-l-l-let you b-be in the club... I c-can't wait to get started..."
>She wipes her eyes again
>"I'm s-s-so glad you're back, Twi... we c-c-can be friends f-forever now..."
[1/2]
>>27132490
[regret]
>>27124513
Remember how awesome Slazors was? I miss milf stories.
>>27132683
>Slazors
Who?
I lied. 3 part update
>>27132490 (You)
"Friends... forever. Yeah."
>She hugs you again, though fortunately for your ribcage, she holds off on the "squeezing to death" part
>The tender moment is interrupted, however, by the chiming of the school's bells
>Down in the basement, they sound distant and hollow, but their sound is unmistakable
>Moondancer lets go of you, running to grab her backpack
>"I gotta go! But, um... you sh-sh-sh-should come d-down and see me during l-l-lunch! And w-w-we can work together after school! And, um, m-m-maybe we can walk home together? And, uh, I c-c-can ask my m-m-mom if you can spend the night, and--"
>What have you gotten yourself into?
"Um, yeah, sounds great! Gotta go!"
>You leave Moondancer behind, heading for the stairs
>Someone's a little clingy, huh?
>Eh, you're sure she'll mellow out in time
>You head down the hallway, trying to find your next classroom
>Why did this school have to be so big?
>You can't find anything in here
>You must have taken a wrong turn, because the section of the school you're in now seems completely abandoned
>All the classrooms are empty, and the lockers are open and rusted
>Maybe you should head back and ask someone?
>Just as the thought crosses your mind, however, someone grabs you from behind
>"There you are, dork."
>Your heart jumps up into your throat when you hear Gilda's voice
[2/3]
>>27132739
man that's third post and you say it's 2\3
>>27132739
>She slams you into the wall, bending in to the point where her nose is nearly touching yours
>You let out a tiny *eep*
>"What the hell was that earlier?"
"Um, uh... j-just a joke... I p-p-promise..."
>"Just a joke?"
"Y-yeah! I p-p-promise!"
>She lets go of your arm, backing away
>"Oh."
>She averts her eyes for a moment, before slamming her hand into the wall just a few inches from your ear
>You nearly wet yourself at the resulting *boom*
>"Well duh, of course I knew it was a joke! It's not like I wanted you to have feelings for me, stupid dork! So... don't pull that shit again! Or next time that'll be your face, understood?"
>She points to the newly-formed dent in the wall, her point quite clear
>"Understood, dweeb?"
What do?
Current Inventory:
-School Books
-Three random Power Ponies issues
-Toy Shuriken
>>27132777
Grab her boob
>>27132818
>You reach out and slip your hand under Gilda's jacket, cupping a hand around her left breast and giving it a firm squeeze
>Immediately, her cheeks go read
>"Nnnf..."
>Her eyes roll back in her head
>"H-harder, dweeb..."
>The sound of footsteps snaps you both back to your senses
>A willowy, pink-haired girl you don't recognize is standing at the end of the hallway, staring
>Gilda immediately smacks your hand away from her chest
>"I mean, uh... how dare you touch me! Punk! Dork! Bitch!"
>She gives you a limp-wristed, painless smack across the face
>The pink haired girl shuffles away, trying to act innocent
>Gilda grabs you, pinning you back against the wall
>"You're not gonna pull shit like that in public again, okay?"
"Y-yeah... I promise..."
>"And you're gonna meet me after school, behind the east parking lot. Alright?"
"Um..."
>"Alright?"
What do?
Current Inventory:
-School Books
-Three random Power Ponies issues
-Toy Shuriken
*cheeks go red
I'm a fucking dipshit and can't into spelling.
>>27132898
DO IT
Requesting straight Anon Scilight, or at least something not homosexual, which is for homosexuals
>>27133026
Write it yourself
Some old Copypasta from before EqG...
______________________________________
So you finally got that cute geeky girl from your Advanced Placement class to go out with you.
You worked on her for weeks but whenever you asked she blushed, got really dorky & made up some nervous excuse. But at last you found a way. A book she likes just got made into a movie, but it's only playing at a small arthouse theater in another town.
>"Actually, yes, Anon. I would LOVE to see that film with you! I was beginning to worry I wouldn't get to see it. My parents won't drive me, and my big brother is away at the military academy and I don't have my driver's license and..."
Yeah, she's rambling, but it's adorkable so you let her go on.
The night of your date arrives. You drive her to the theater and the movie is very good. A very intellectual historical drama. She loves it.
After the show you get some big gay coffees that cost $6 each and sit in your car talking about the film. She's enjoying herself, and seems to like you. She doesn't even freak when she accidentally give you a quick peek up her skirtWhite panties with a little purple bow on front. She just giggles & blushes.
At last you're finally ready to kiss. A nearby church bell rings, adding to the perfect moment. But Twilight freaks out;
>"Oh my gosh! How many times did that bell ring!?"
"Twelve. It's midnight. Romantic, eh?"
>"MIDNIGHT!? Oh, no no no no no! It can't be midnight! The clock on your dashboard only says 9:57."
"That thing hasn't worked since I bought this car."
You show her your watch. Midnight.
>"No, this is bad, this is very BAD! I was supposed to be home by 11pm. And we still have a 45 minute drive home. My parents are gonna KILL me!"
Then she turns on you angrily;
>"THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, ANON!"
Well shit.
Wat do?
>>27133484
Why did you "bump" we were on page 4
>>27132898
I don't think we can do the "it was just a prank bro", but we could use Dash if we meet her with Pinkie.
So, let's just tell Gilda "Yes"
>>27133510
I don’t think when I’m bored, and it felt like it had been at least an hour since last post...
>>27133560
Its ok I think we all have those days
>>27133301
Tell her it was just a prank.
>>27132898
Do a rising tackle!
>>27133580
I don't think Twilight could do that.
>>27133301
>"THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, ANON!"
Bitch, you didn't even tell me you had a curfew.
Have fun walking home if I'm such an asshole.
>>27133594
She can still try
>>27132898
Agree, but let's try and get Rd to GildaOr dyke harem ending
>>27133594
If she got serious enough she could do it.
>>27133706
I believe twilight can get fit
>>27133814
I think this green should take a hard swerve into a training montage for Twilight Sparkle to defeat her rival, Geese Howard.
>>27132335
I love your story man. Looking forward for more.
>>27133861
But that would be PREDICTABLE!
>>27134197
I think you mean... PREDICTABO!
>>27132898
Say "yes" and go to class.
>>27132898
yes and then lick your lips
>>27134873
DFC doesn't just stand for Discovery Family Channel.That was really pervy. I'm gonna go slap myself.
>>27135025
what
>>27135095
Not >>27135025
But...
Delicious Flat Chest
>>27135275
How about some Scilight headlights?
>>27135610
Bring it familia
>>27135610
Anon… I think I love you...
>>27136137
Trixie could be Chewie or C3PO
>>27132715
You know it was one of the most early SciTwi greens even before the general.
Summary:
>Anon starts dating SciTwi
>Notices that she is lacking in the front and back.
>Then he sees Twilight Velvet that has awesome milf tits and hips.
>Gets a ride from her in her car.
>>27132898
Tell her we've never done this before and we're scared
>>27136362
>current year
>cheating on twilight
>>27137198
I still think that it would be cute if the two twilights were sisters
Or at least pretend to be
>>27128213
Don't worry about the quality anon. Even the bluray is blurry so not much is lost.
I don't know what video player you're using but some (media player classic, mpv, likely vlc) can take screenshots directly from the video with a key press, and seek frame by frame. Kinda late to say that, but still.
Twi Twi coming in a few minutes. As in, half an hour. Maybe.
http://pastebin.com/AwyMrptk
>>27124513
how long has it been since /r9k/light has updated
>>27137479nine years
>>27137479PAPER
>>27137419
>You sit down to rest on a bench at an avenue, catching some air after running for a minute and looking around for signs of him. There's nothing. You lost him. You're safe now.
>Seriously, what's up with that weird guy? Why does Shining have friends like that?
>At least you can carry on with your plan now he's taken care of.
>Oh, and find a payphone, can't forget about that.
>You get up to follow the LED blue lead from the counter, and head into the city. It briefly occurs to you that maybe Shining sent that guy on some spying mission, but that seems far-fetched.
>You think he most likely wanted to know what was up with your 'sister'.
>How he convincingly got off their game is a mystery.
>Anyway, you've got things to do. You pick up the pace to get this over with as quickly as possible.
>Soon you find yourself at the commercial district, marked by the presence of big TV screens with flashing ads and banners all over the place.
>This is... not good.
>A robber in a commercial district is definitively not good.
>You really, really hope you only have to get through this area.
>You also really really hope you don't get lost, because you've never been here before.
>Well, neither were you at that factory yesterday, but at least you had company, even if Twilight would have been even more lost than you.
>You should see this is an opportunity to become more independent and assertive. You remember your counselor saying that in regards to... something. You forgot what it was. Maybe about changing schools. Possibly.
>Man, it feels it was a lifetime ago when your parents were together. Your life before that seems like... more of a dream. Something that didn't happen to you.
>In a way though, transferring into CPA was a really good outcome.
>You just wish your dad would have also got something good out of it.
>And that Shining would have stayed with you...
>And that the house...
>Who are you kidding? There were no good outcomes.
>You just...
>Oh hey, a book store!
>>27132898
>>27133524
>>27133636
>>27133580
>>27134560
>>27134747
"Alright."
>Gilda smiles, clapping you on the shoulder
>"That's what I like to hear. I like a dork who's not afraid to make a move, once in a while."
>She leans in close, so close you can smell the cigarette smoke on her breath
>"I'll be waiting."
>You feel her hand slip into yours, leaving a scrap of paper behind
>"Here's my number. Just in case."
>With a wink, she pats your butt, then sprints off
>Maybe it's just your imagination, but it almost seems like she adds a little girlish skip in every third step
>The bell rings again, signaling that you're late for class
>You arrive to Ms. Harshwhinny's Intro to Geometry class five minutes late
>"Ms. Sparkle. Late on your first day, hm?"
>She looks up from a clipboard, staring down her nose at you
>Your teacher is a strict-looking middle aged woman, clad in a dress as tight as her pursed lips
"I, um, uh..."
>"Just take your seat. But be warned, such unprofessionalism will not be tolerated in the future. Now..."
>She starts drawing triangles on the board, and you almost immediately zone out
>You were reading Calculus textbooks when you were ten
>Isosceles triangles are nothing difficult to you
What will you do to pass the time?Your choice will unlock a new possible friend/love interest.
http://strawpoll.me/7422889
If it ends up as a tie, I'll go whichever is closest to the top.
>>27137578
>You stick your face to the cold glass pane, trying to hold in your breath so as to not cloud up the window and your glasses.
>This is heaven.
>Just from here you can see some art books at the front, and rows upon rows of books covering every inch of every shelf extending who knows how far in. And the store even has a second floor!
>You have to get in. You have to. Where's the door?
>Wait, you brought money, right?
>You check your backpack to find some spare change from the school cafeteria from last week, and a juice you bought but forgot to drink.
>Well maybe you can get a fancy bookmark at least.
>You'd just really like to read a story on paper instead of on a computer screen.
>You place your hand on the door handle, but then reconsider.
>You're going to get stuck here. You don't have time for this.
>Ok, you'll do it quickly, just take a peek and...
>No. You can't do it quickly, you know you can't.
>But maybe you can, just set a time limit and...
>The door opens suddenly and you step away as a man comes out. He leaves and you look in again. You're wasting more time standing here than anything else.
>You'll just come back some other day. Maybe tomorrow. You'll be free tomorrow, right?
>Right. Probably.
>You're not going in.
>You step back and go on your way, your soul itching you, almost clawing you from the inside and screaming and kicking begging you to go in.
>But it's ok! Y-You'll be back next time. You have a lot of free time. Even if it's a bit chilly or if it snows more you...
>The doorbell suddenly rings and you're inside the store.
>Oh goodness, it's so warm here.
>And your hands are so cold.
>You untie your scarf and save it with the other scarf you have in your backpack as a smile draws on your face. Where do you even begin? There's just too many stuff in here.
>You'll have to make it quick somehow. You walk to the nearest bookshelf to your left to get started.
>There are books on art, architecture, music,
>Science.
>>27137586
>You... well, you'd be all over that stuff normally.
>But not today!
>You just... aren't interested. You want something else right now.
>Investigating the energy readings from CHS left you mentally exhausted. All you did for six months was read when you weren't attending classes.
>Sitting in your room for hours, barely eating, learning everything you could on electromagnetic radiation and nuclear physics and even Fourier transforms and New Age quantum theories...
>Half of a year blurs away on retrospective, all just for more senseless results.
>So yeah, you just want something else. You could almost say you NEED it.
>And this is just the perfect place.
>You walk to the back of the store smiling again, stroking some of the books on display. The pages have that unique feeling and smell of being new and unread.
>You get to the literature section and look for something that's easy on the mind. You bowed to take a rest during this break, and you're gonna make it count.
>And besides the school library already has enough science material, so you don't need more either.
>You glance upon the books with the biggest typefaces, for time is not plenty. Whatever shall you find in this house of leaves?
>The oldest poems of greeks and romans, or the epic ventures of times forgotten?
>The unfulfilled wishes of Dandy or--
>Wait, is that Fifty Shades?
>O-Oh dear. However you find these things!
>Ahaha! It seems you've stumbled into the erotica section.
>On accident...
>You pick up the book curiously just to see what it is actually about. You know, since people say lots of stuff about it, and you haven't read a single word.
>You have to confirm it.
>Seriously.
>>27137590
>And quickly reading the first few lines, it seems the critics were right. It's not good reading material. You flip through the pages feeling put off by the simplistic prose. This was a disappointment, you could find better stuff on the inter...
>...net.
>Ahaha this is so...
>So...
>Oh dear. You didn't think...
>You flip the page.
>'You're mine, Anesthesia...'
>Oook, this is... something, certainly 'something', that reminds you should get going...
>'You're very wet, so fast.'
>...soon b-because this book isn't meant for your age even though you've seen the girls at your school--
>'Open your mouth.'
>FOR GOODNESS SAKE TWILIGHT YOU'RE AT A PUBLIC PLACE KEEP SOME DECENCY
>You, violently, put the thing down, and then bury it behind other books as if trying to hide a cocaine stash from your dad and look around very nervously because that thing makes you feel funny and you don't want that.
>Really!
>Fortunately, it seems the store clerk wasn't paying attention to you.
>Or anyone else for that matter.
>That's the good thing about being a wallflower. It's like projecting an aura that makes people not interested in you or what you read.
>It's good, really.
>You unzip your jacket (kinda hot in here) and look at the next shelf, which is filled to the top with hopefully chaster romance novels.
>You used to read a lot of those, sappy as some of them were. Mainly because there were a lot of them at your old house for whatever reason.
>The good ones, however, always leave that bittersweet aftertaste.
>You know, bittersweet.
>You pick up a small book that's within your reach that has two really cute guys on the cover. 'Brokenback Mountain.'
>You look at the blurb on the other side.
>Oooh boy.
>You're keeping this one in mind.
>You put it back where you found it and slowly walk eyeing the titles.
>>27137599
>'Turk Fruit', 'Tipping the Velvet', none catch your attention.
>On the next shelf the first thing you see is a thicker-than-a-door commented Sharkspear's works collection, that's almost daring you to pick it up.
>Go ahead, try it.
>You chicken.
>A few more dramatic works appear here, then historical stuff.
>'The Ingenious Don Quixote, by Pierre Menarch'
>A spanish classic.
>Too expensive though.
>Thrillers, mystery novels,
>Horror.
>Do you want to be spooked, Sparkle?
>A relatively thin book (the ones you've been looking for) sits pressed against the side of the shelf. 'Horror Anthology.'
>'Featuring the most famous works of Poet, Love Craft, and others.'
>And it's worth 8 bits.
>This is well within your budget. You'll consider it.
>You put it back on the shelf and keep exploring.
>Satiric books, self-help books, motivational stuff...
>You just wish you were taller so you could see the titles on the top. Some stairs would be fine, too.
>You spot 'Go Ask Advice' of all things laid over a row of books.
>A cautionary tale of how a book's moral will come back to stab you to get the point across at the very last page.
>You make a space to put it where it belongs, alongside an weird book.
>'Bully in the Light - An Inspirational Tale.'
>The image is the silhouettes of two girls standing under the lamp of a darkened school hallway.
>You're so not buying that.
>Beyond this are the stairs to the second floor, which if this sign here is to be believed, is full of books in other languages.
>You should learn a language someday.
>On the other wall are books on religion, philosophy, language, and many other areas of knowledge.
>Honestly, looking at all of it feels overwhelming.
>'Essay on the Robot9000 and the Library of Babel.'
>'Install Gentoo: Easy Step by Step Guide to a Fully Free/Libre Operating System'
>'The ideology regarding the educative literary works during the age of enlightenment: Evolution and lasting effects.'
>Aaand you're now back at the entrance.
>>27137616
>You come out of the store with a...
>D...Damn, it's cold out here.
>And now there's wind worst of all.
>You bought the Horror Anthology, because 9 stories for 8 bits? They're practically giving them away.
>And with all these clouds it gets dark earlier, so more time for the spoops.
>You zip up your jacket and put on your scarf, although rather quickly your hands get cold again with this weather. Of all the things you brought you forgot to include gloves.
>If only you could live on that store.
>With a cup of hot coffee and a warm blanket. That'd be the life.
>But seriously though, it's cold. You can't mentally stress that enough.
>You keep walking in a straight line for a few blocks, still on the district but with the light keeping steady and pointing you forwards. You pass in front of a not very fancy café that with the yellowish lighting and the smell seems pretty darn warm.
>Next door is a shop that sells ice cream and has customers somehow.
>And on the streetcorner is a store that sells those weed tube thingies and other smoking paraphernalia.
>With some luck you'll come out of here and the thief won't be anywhere near a stealable place.
>Though of course, you could be following Twilight. Who knows, maybe you'll end up at her friend's house.
>With some luck you could even get to ask some so needed questions, and ask for a bathroom.
>You get to another intersection and point the counter around, and while at that you spot by pure chance a very well hidden telephone booth behind a tree.
>Neat!
>You move quickly towards it and get inside, leaving your bag on the floor. You haven't seen one of these things in ages.
>Not counting movies of course.
>Reading the instructions (or what's left of them) you pick up the cold metal handset and insert your last bit. These booths should include a heater to keep things warm.
>You dial home and wait tapping on the telephone body. Hopefully the great Starswirl isn't too caught up in his game to answer.
>>27137631
>After a relatively long wait someone picks up.
>"Hello?"
"Hey, Shining."
>"Twily, what's up."
"Uuh, I'm just, uh, here. Calling, as you asked. From my friend's house, with absolutely no new injuries on the way."
>You try to cover the microphone so the street noise isn't heard. Not that there are too many people outside but still.
>"Really? That sounds awfully suspicious," he says half teasingly.
"No YOU are suspicious."
>"No you."
>He chuckles at his own lame comeback. You have such meaningful conversations.
>"So everything's good?"
"Yeah. Nothing noteworthy to..." You trail off as you see on the intersection a familiar guy with a newspaper. "...say. H-How's the game going? Are you having fun?"
>Why? Why is this guy following you? How did he even find you again?
>"You bet! We've just gotten the Sword of Kings... back, because we had to return it but Tomato went and set Clover the Clever on fire to keep it. Mango has been lamenting over his ruined epic campaign ever since."
"That sounds nice."
>Anon leans on a trashbin and puts up the paper, as if trying to blend with the background despite being like taller than everyone you've ever met.
>"You bet it is. Anyway, I gotta go back to the game now. Take care of yourself and come back early, ok?"
"Yeah yeah, don't worry, I gotta go too. See you later Shiny."
>"See y--"
>You hang up resting your head on the phone.
>Just when things were going well.
>You look up at Anon when he's lowering the paper, and quickly puts it back.
>Is this what it feels to be stalked?
>You turn around and look for a escape route. If you go out and run quickly...
>No, hold on a minute Twilight. What were you remembering moments ago? About your therapist saying you should be assertive?
>That you should be assertive.
>And, well, if you think about it very coldly and rationally, uh, there's not much he can do in a crowded place.
>>27137647
>And there's still the fact he's Shining's friend (probably a close one because Shining doesn't play with anyone), that he went out at the same time somehow...
>And, uh, if Twilight, the most similar person you could ever hope to meet in the universe barring clones, could stand up to him, then, it stands within reason you could do the same.
>You can also run away later, because there's not much guarantee you could escape from here without being noticed.
>Why does that last thing feels as the best argument?
>You take your bag and look back at him as you come out of the booth, sinking your hands into the jacket. You start taking the steps forward.
>Then suddenly, when you're a few feet from him, his phone starts to ring with the... Winkz Club theme?
>He lowers the paper slightly to take his cellphone out quickly, and spots you standing almost in front of him.
>He panics and puts the paper up again close to his face, theme still ringing loudly in the street.
"h-Hey, you"
>He ignores you as the Winkz start singing about being the Winkz.
"Hey, I'm... talking. I know it's you, Anon"
>He presses the paper so close to his face he's almost wrapping his head with it.
>"D-Don't know who you're talking about, kiddo," he says trying to sound deep.
>The theme stops playing momentarily, only to pick up again. A little girl passing with his mother starts singing along behind Anon, being almost dragged.
>He hurriedly gets his trembling hand into his pocket to retrieve the phone, trying to hold the newspaper with one hand to cover his face. His phone then slips and falls to the floor, the screen cracking and the theme song now playing unmuffled as the girl keeps singing in the background.
>That's... that's a picture of Shining on his phone.
>Is this what...?
>Anon quickly kneels down with the newspaper on top of his head, and grabs the phone to hide it and cut the call, but you already saw enough.
>>27137658
"Why's my brother calling you?"
>"I-I, you must be confused--"
>You jank the newspaper away, as he cuts the call. He's got some glasses on.
"Why are you following me? What's up with the disguise?"
>"I-I'm going home--"
"How do you get off a Oubliettes and Ogres game without raising suspicion?"
>The phone starts ringing ONCE again but Anon cuts it half a second in.
>Then he stands up saving his phone, practically dwarfing you.
>You take a step back. You just don't feel so... confident.
So that would be it. Expect to see Bullylight on stores this summer.
>>27137599
>Twilight looking in the erotica section
>has to unzip her jacket because of how hot she is getting
l-lewd
>>27137580
>spoiler
>text mom "hey bby."
>milf incest dykeshit option
BRACE FOR IMPACT, WE'RE COMING IN HOT
>>27137580
>>27137936
>Accidentally text Mom a sexy text meant for Gilda
Can we do this instead?
>>27137691
I always love your updates Dot, it always feels cozy and enjoyable
>>27137936
>>27137940
this is the best choice
if you disagree you are wrong
>>27137940
Of course!
>>27137936
It's a CYOA, after all. Velvet's been so lonely since the divorce, maybe Twilight knows what'll cheer her up...
>>27137960
>>27137580
>best option x2 second highest
Do we just have *Flirt hotkeyed at this point?
>>27137996
Twilight has macros for it
Looks like being mama's girl is the winner. Y'all are messed up.I like it.
>>27137580
>Eh, fuck this, you've got better things to do
>You pull out your phone, and start inputting Gilda's number into your contacts
>Which aren't terribly full
>There's your mom, Shining Armor, and now your new punk-rocker friend
>"Ms. Sparkle!"
>Harshwhinny's voice startles you just as you're about to type Gilda a message
>You immediately hide your phone in your lap
"Y-yes?"
>"Was that a cell phone?"
"No!"
>You slip it up under your skirt, hiding it up against your panties
>"Are you sure?"
"Yeah! Look!"
>You hold up your hands, your phone now safely nestled against your crotch
>Harshwhinny frowns
>"In that case, would you mind calculating the angle currently being bisected?"
"Um... seventeen degrees."
>Harshwhinny raises her eyebrows
>"That... is correct. My apologies. It looked like you weren't paying attention."
>Harshwhinny nods respectfully towards you, before turning back to the board
>You fish your phone out of your skirt
[1/2]
>>27138039
>stealth holding
>>27138039
>And what you see raises a tiny smile on your lips
>You accidentally snapped an upskirt picture of yourself as you hid your phone
>You could totally send this to Gilda, couldn't you?
>She'd get so flustered!
>The idea sends a shiver running down your spine
>You feel really... well, you're not sure what the proper word would be
>Raunchy?
>Smutty?
>Whatever the word, you're practically shivering with excitement, little goosebumps rising along your skin
>You hit send, and lay your phone back in your lap, waiting for a response
>To your delight, it's barely two minutes before your phone vibrates again
>You flip it over, checking the message
>[Um, sweetie? Did you mean to send this to me?]
>It's from your mom
>Immediately, a frigid sweat breaks out across your face
>Did you...
>No, you coudn't have!
>You made sure you had Gilda's number pulled up!
>And then you hid your phone in your skirt...
>Oh God, oh God, oh God...
>You check the message window, just to be sure
>Yep, you sent your mom a picture of your panties
>Should you kill yourself now, or wait until after school?
What do?
Current Inventory:
-School Books
-Three random Power Ponies issues
-Toy Shuriken
-Shame
>>27138062
we should wait until after school
but in the mean time lets send it to gilda
>>27138062
[instant regret][no regrets]
Spam her with apologies of various flavors
>>27132715
>>27136362
Someone, if not Slazors himself, transcribed the story in FimFiction.net
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/233184/to-love-an-older-woman
>>27138062
>>27138074
>>27138077
Play it cool. Try to play it off as a prank, and enjoy the exhibitionist thrill
We're going to ride this straight into hell
>>27138098
George Costanza can turn regular women into lesbians
he is truly the lord of dykeshit
>>27138123why do you think I'm channeling his spirit
>>27136362
>>27135610
>implying patience isn't a virtue
>implying Scilight couldn't build another magical collector thing
>implying she wouldn't use it to "fool" you she had more meat on the bones
>implying the use wouldn't stimulate growth of said meat on her bones
>implyingyou wouldn't do hyper curvyness
>>27139181
oppai piggus are disgusting as fuck tho you massive pleb
>>27138062
Use the ''It was just a prank, bro'' she will surely send you pics of her panties to seem cool.
>>27139490
I have a really good feeling about this
>>27139208
Are you fucking gay?
>>27139722
No, he is a man of the most refined taste.
Women with the body of 12 year old boys are simply delightful
>>27138062
>>27139490
>>27138098
>Fuck fuck fuck
>Your hands are shaking as you try to type out a way to play this cool
[Haha, got you! ;)]
>You send the message, hoping to God that your mom will think this is just some stupid joke
>You wipe your hand across your forehead, trying to keep it from becoming too obvious how sweaty you are
>Just pretend nothing is happening, just stay cool...
>Up at the board, Ms. Harshwhinny is rambling about right angles or something
>Your phone buzzes, and your heart jumps in your throat
>As you try to stealthily slide the phone back into view, it vibrates twice more
>Three messages?
>Oh God, she must be mad
>Swallowing hard, you type in the keycode with shaking fingers, revealing three messages in a row
>[Ha! You're so weird, Twily!]
>[Got you back! ;)]
>And the third message is a picture, straight up your mom's skirt
>She's wearing surprisingly showy underwear for a woman her age
>In fact... could that be considered a thong?
>It definitely doesn't cover much...
>Your tongue feels thick and heavy in your mouth, and you feel a wetness growing between your thighs
>What the fuck is wrong with you?
>This is so wrong
>At least nothing went horribly wrong, though
>You can just put your phone away and pretend this never--
>"WOW! WHOSE UNDERWEAR IS THAT!?"
>A girl dressed in a baggy blue hoody leans over your shoulder, staring at your phone
>Immediately, the entire class, including Ms. Harshwhinny, turns to stare at you
What do?
Current Inventory:
-School Books
-Three random Power Ponies issues
-Toy Shuriken
-Gilda's Number
-Pic of your mom's thongYes, seriously
>>27140024
I wouldnt know what to do
Probably tell rainbow to go away and hide your phone again
>>27139181
would
>>27139181
I would rather date twilighy and see her grow her curves natually
>>27140024
Sheeeeeeeit.
I don't know, maybe run away and make up an excuse.
>>27140310
I will go with this while spouting insane babble.
>>27140310
>>27140390
>>27140024
"Um, uh..."
>You glance up at your teacher, at the students watching, and then at the hoodie girl watching you
"Uh... uh... TED CRUZ IS THE ZODIAC KILLER!"
>You jump up from your chair, and full-sprint out of the classroom, heading for the girls' restroom
>Inside, you lock yourself in a stall, leaning against the wall
>Well, you can't go back to that class ever again
>You pull out your phone, scrolling to the pic of your mom's crotch again
>As before, you feel the creep of arousal down in your loins, but dismiss it
>It's just a natural response, it's not like you're actually *attracted* to her
>You're perfectly normal!
>Nothing wrong with this at all!
>You're distracted from your Oedipal musings by the sound of the footsteps approaching your stall
>You're glad you're hidden, as it precludes you from needing to act natural
>At least you finally have a little privacy--
>"HEY!"
>The girl from before sticks her head under the stall
>"SHOW TRIXIE THAT PICTURE!"
"Gah! What are you doing?"
>"TRIXIE WANTS TO SEE THE PICTURE!"
"Get out!"
>"NO."
>>27141029
>You aim a kick at Trixie's head, but she dodges easily
>"TRIXIE WANTS TO SEE THE PICTURE! SHOW HER!"
"Go away!"
>Trixie shakes her head, and begins worming her way under the bathroom stall
>"LEMME SEE! LEMME SEE!"
>You back against the rear wall of the bathroom stall, looking for a way out
>The only exit is blocked by Trixie, but you could maybe make it up and over the walls...
What do?
Current Inventory:
-Gilda's Number
-Pic of your mom's thong
>>27141043
There is only one answer
>Sperg on sperg sexual assault
>>27141104
Truly a dangerous suggestion, Anon. Do you think you have what it takes to out-sperg the single biggest autist in all of CHS?
