What happens?
>>27158729
It appears in the middle of the Everfree and no one ever finds it.
>>27158765
/thread
>>27158765
>>27158729
>Zecora comes across said vehicle buried in the poision joke field
"What is this this heap of metal, that's covered in petal?"
>She hoofs at the door gently, getting a dull thud back in response.
>She stabs at the soil surrounding the half-buried vehicle.
"I must let the princess know, for soon it will snow. Digging through frozen soil is nothing but unnecessary toil."
>>27158729
>"Mike, I'm...uhm...uncertain about this new shop..."
>"Chill, mate! It's going to be a blast! Equestrians will love it!"
>>27158729
Who are the Stancefags of Equestria?
>>27159212
Your favorite car
>>27159238
What's the HON HON HON of Equestria?
>>27159267
This beauty right here
>>27159238
Twingos are an enjoyable meme.
>>27159278
no twango
do you even HON HON HON HON?
>>27159290
>VSP is not the most HON HON HON car ever
fag
>>27159212
Whoever Rainbow Dash dates.
>>27158729
Whatever ponies that discover it WON'T be as excitable with it as OP probably would.
They'll probably push it around in nuetral, riding in the rough UNPAVED terrain and then get bored of it and maybe strip it for parts in other useful technologies pony society already supports.
>>27159313
>Whoever Rainbow Dash dates.
Fuck that is so true it hurts
>>27159347
That almost looks like the icon of the Aston in the old The Italian Job game
>>27158729
Get a decent car, faggot
Christine ftw
>>27159208
Why does the thought of Wheeler Dealers in Equestria amuse me so?
>>27159500
Cause it would be amazing
>"The Griffin Eye is known for its engine problems. See, the fact is, as you can see here, Parasprite decided to use and underpowered baby dragon, which was good 40 years ago, when there was no unleaded crystals. But now, unleaded crystals are no more, so there's no effective way to power the engine properly unless we make a quick modification. So I'm going to remove the baby dragon from the hood, with the help of Paul."
>>27159737
kek
>>27159737
>Meanwhile, Mike has gone visiting a small repair shop in Manehattan
>"What we need now is to add some spark to the scales of the engine of our Griffin Eye. And I know exactly who can help me with it"
>>27159757
>"Oi! Coco!"
>"Oh, hi there, Mike"
>"Coco is an old friend of mine. She's relatively new to the repair business, since she previously made dresses. But I can assure you she is the right person to give new life to our scales"
>"...so, Mike, these are your scales, huh? Oh my, they are really dated..."
>"I know, the previous owner left the Griffin Eye inside a library for more than 25 years..."
>>27159737
>>27159757
>>27159784
Thanks for the kek, feel free to continue.
