>"No, I'm not gonna buy that 'medicine'..."
>"Twilight said it IS illegal, and harmful"
"Do you really believe in all she says?"
>"Of course I do. She's our princess, and she only looks for our welfare"
"What about that day when she went mad just because she coudn't send a letter to Celestia?"
>"That's a misunderstanding, she though Princess Celestia would send her to kindergarten and.."
"And what about that time when 'Tirek' attacked Ponyville?"
>"T-That's not Twilight's fault..."
"But if she weren't here, nothing would've happened, right?"
>"W-Well yeah..."
"And let's not forget about Discord, who still lives here around..."
>"Eh...I...just..."
"Do you trust your princess that much?"
>"Y-Ye...yes-s..."
"Even when she never tells you what really happens here?"
>"S-She's t-the princess...s-she knows w-what she's d-doing..."
"Does she?"
>>27113182
>"Maybe you're right..."
"What makes you change your mind?"
>"Twilight...she hides a lot of thing..."
>"Why does she do it?"
"Exactly, she just pretends to be nice and charming, smiling to all ponies and saying hi"
>"M-Maybe you're right..."
"Maybe?"
>"I still don't trust you"
"C'mon, you know I'm telling the truth. If you really don't believe me, why don't we do a little test?"
>"Test?"
"Yeah, let's go with the princess and catch her lying"
>"How can we know..."
"I have my methods..."
>"A-And what are we going to do...?"
"A few simple questions that will reveal the fraud that she is"
"Also, are you still interested in my medicine?"
>>27113743
ok, im listening
Continue
I would like to know who the characters that are having this conversation.
>Make Equestria Great Again
Let's go fuck up purple cunt.
>You see? You see? This is what happens when you hire foreigners!
>Who are the Griffons sending? Are they sending their best? Of course not!
>They're sending Griffons with lots of problems! And they're bringing those problems here!
>Theyre bringing sweets. They're bringing gambling. They're bullies.
>Some of them... well... Maybe they're ok.
>>27113743
"Ok, here we are"
>"I-I'm not sure about this..."
"Why? What's the holdup?"
>"Nopony has ever challenge a princess, and even less make her mad?"
"You see, that's good for us"
>"It is?"
"Of course, that only shows that I'm right, Twilight is just a pony who lies and cheats because it's convenient for her."
>"O-Oh my..."
"That's not the worse part."
>"It isn't?"
"Can you believe that she treats as stupid, ponies like you?"
>"W-What are you talking about?"
"Don't you she the way she looks at you, or how she speaks to all of you?"
>"I don't get it."
"She's always thinking 'These stupid ponies won't understand a word of what I'm saying. Why do I even bother?' "
>"How can you know that?"
"Trust me, Twilight isn't a pony you can trust. At all"
>"O-Ok. Let's finish this quickly..."
>>27114263
mhmmm.....keep going
>>27114263
>Knock knock
>"Coming!"
>"Oh geez, I'm still not sure about this..."
"Just let me take care of everything..."
>"Hello, how can I hel-"
"Princess Twilight Sparkle. What a pleasure to meet us again"
>"W-What are you DOING here!!??"
"Well, I was just doing my daily shopping and by accident I ended up talking with this beautiful mare you see"
>"B-Bonbon?"
>"H-Hi princess..."
"We came here because she is curious, as many other ponies, about the incident inside the castle."
>"Don't believe any of his lies. Stay away from him!"
>"What? Why?"
"C'mon Twilight, explain yourself."
>"What incident are you talking about?"
"Well, of course I'm talking about that time when from nowhere, the castle suddenly started to expand and contract itself. What a curious phenomenon, don't you think?"
>"W-What are you talking about? That n-never happened!"
"I can see from the way you are shaking and the stuttering that you are lying. Do you see it know, Bonbon?"
>"O-Oh my..."
>"Don't believe him! It's n-not what you think..."
"Then what is it Twilight? Would you kindly give us an explanation?"
>"I-I c-"
"You said something?"
>"I c-c..."
"I still cannot hear you..."
>"I CAN'T. I can't explain. I can't and I won't!"
>>27114630
the plot thickensif you know what i mean
>>27114630
Finish it
>>27113878
Bon Bon and Anon, was it really that hard to tell?
>>27114630
"Twilight, Twilight, Twilight..."
>"What? What is it? Why is so important to hide it?"
"Yes Twilight, what's the big deal?"
>"You wouldn't understand..."
>"Oh really? You think I'm stupid don't you?"
>T: "What? That's not..."
>B: "All this time I was so blind I couldn't see..."
>T: "You don't understand..."
>B: "I'm not stupid, princess. Not anymore. If you hate so much this place, why are you still here? In the middle of such stupid ponies, ponies that only interfere on your precious work."
>T: "I'd never..."
>B: "You are the most useless, selfish and cheater princess I could ever met"
>T: "You don't..."
"Twilight, why are you so resilient?"
>T: "..."
"If you're not going to tell her, I'll do it"
>"What? Y-You know?"
"You see, Bonbon..."
>"It's impossible, how..."
"Have you heard of this pony, Starlight?"
>"Don't, please..."
"She was responsible of the anomalies that day"
>"She deserves mercy..."
"You may be wondering 'how'?"
>"She deserves another chance..."
"Well, it's interesting, to say the least.."
>"Stop, you can't destroy ponies' reputation like this..."
"That day, she..."
>"I-I...I won't let you..."
>>27115228
It could have just as well have been any other pony with BonBon.
>>27115418
Besides the grammar in some spots, this is neat. I like the idea you're going for here.
>>27115681
About that, sorry. English isn't my first language
>>27115690
No anon please. After that last episode, cant we have a nice PONY green? At least make him a pony from birth or something. Or use the Doctor
>>27115793
Explain where does it says it is anon, or a pony?
>>27115793
It says neither, retard.
It could be fucking Discord for all we know.
>>27115823
>>27115845
Phew, at least some of you shared same-ish mindset like me. It came from an anonymous tipper here>>27115228
>>27115845
It's not Discord because he's mentioned by the speaker in the first post.
More than likely it is Anon, because he and Discord are pretty much the most popular characters here who would try selling illegal medicine
>>27115418
"Mmmphppphm..."
>"I won't let you do this. It's not fair a pony who has worked so hard to redeemed herself, and you just come and RUIN everything?"
>"Twilight, explain yourself..."
>"I'm not gonna explain anything"
"Yes Twilight, explain yourself..."
>"Wait, how did you...?"
"The same way I knew about Starlight, now back off"
>"What did you do?"
"Now, where did we left at? Oh right, apparently, she almost destroys Equestria the way we know it"
>"W-What? How?"
"Well, she was using some type of time travel spell to change future"
>"That sounds terrible. Why would she do something like that?
"She has some childhood trauma that makes her hate all ponies that are not equal. Or something like that. I'm not really interested in that part."
>"I don't think that's a reasonable excuse for destroying Equestria. It's very pathetic if you ask me"
"Now we are thinking the same way, my dear friend. What do you say if we go find Starlight and ask her for some explanation"
>"S-Sounds fair."
"Now, are you interested in my medicines?"
>"Tell me about it"
>T: "Now what?"
>>27113182
so anon has the power of watching the show right?
whats the medicine?
>>27116251
man this is good, I want to see starlight's reaction when she gets confronted.
>>27116251
"Listen, I know what it feels to see someone you really care getting worse and worse."
"You just feel useless and mad. You feel like should do something, anything. But you can't"
>"Lyra needs me. She can't even afford her lunch. I've told her to get a real job, but she don't want. She's different, I'm the only one who understands her."
"I see."
>"And now she can't even get up from bed. I'm not sure what to do"
"I just want to see Lyra healthy as much as you want."
>"Why you talk to me like that? It's not like you know her or anything"
"I don't think I should know her more than you do to care about her, don't you think?"
>"From what I've heard of her, she's a sweet, charming and happy pony, who always knows how to give you a smile, am I wrong?
>"T-That's...that's actually pretty accurate. How do you...?"
"Listen, this 'medicine' will help Lyra recover her smile and cheerful lifestyle. She will feel better."
>"I-I"
"You want Lyra to get better. I want Lyra to get better. Why do you keep doubting?"
>"It's just..."
>"L-Let's go with Starlight first. I need to think about it."
>>27116885
>"I can see her, she's next to Twilight's pet."
"You mean Spike?"
>"Let's go!"
"You look a bit too anxious. You should calm down."
>"This is not the time to calm down. We're talking about the destiny of Equestria"
"Yeah, well..."
>"LET'S GO!"
>S: "Oh hi, are you Twilight's friends? It is so nice to-"
>B: "So, you are Starlight."
>S: "Umm, yeah, that's me..."
>B: "Do you know that you almost destroy all Equestria? What were you thinking?"
>S: "Uh...h-how do y-you...who t-told you...?"
>B: "That doesn't matter, you almost kill thousand of ponies, no, LIVNG BEINGS"
>S: "Ehhh..."
>B: "THOUSANDS of living beings, because a stupid childhood trauma or something"
>S: "If you let me ex-"
>B: "Do you really think there's a valid reason for what you did? You disgust me"
>S: "I-I don't..."
>B: "Hold your explanations for yourself. I've had enough of you"
"Maybe you shouldn't make her angry. She's like, too powerful..."
>B: "I honestly don't care, I...I...what?"
>>27117342
"Hey Starlight, Bonbon wants to apologize with you, she wasn't thinking clearly, you know?"
>S: "..."
"And, ummm, right Bonbon?"
>B: "Y-Yes..."
"What will you do?"
>S: "I...I guess I'm a failure, right?"
"Excuse me?"
>S: "The best thing I can do is to ruin other ponies lifes"
>B: "Uhh..."
>S: "And I'm just trying to compensate it by learning stupid friendship lessons, which solve nothing."
"Listen, don't be so hard with yourself. I just wanted some answers, and now we can leave."
>S: "Always looking pathetic excuses for my behavior, I was just so alone, I just wanted some attention. And looks like I finally have it."
"Bye, Starlight. See you sunday."
>B: "Why are we leaving? She's opening her heart for us, and that's sweet of her..."
"Yeah, but it's boring, and..."
>S: "It really sucks to be a villain trying to fit into society. You know how stupid it sounds? And it feels even lonelier than before. Except for Spike, he's a good friend, you know?"
>B: "Maybe you aren't as pathetic as I though"
"Maybe..."
>B: "Shut up"
>>27116251
>medicines
>it's a "anon has to be a boring asshole for the sake of it" thread
>>27118613
>anon
You sure don't know how to read, do you?
>>27117773
MOAR!?
>>27117773
"What if we now go to your place and see what we can do for Lyra?"
>"I don't think we should let Starlight like this"
"But what can we do?"
>"First we have to take her with Twilight. She'll know what to do"
"She's not gonna be very happy with us."
>"It doesn't matter"
"So, she was right?"
>"About what?"
"Destroying other pony's life, even if it means to lie to everyone."
>"At first I thought she only hides it because she can, but when you realize about the true motives..."
"It's a pony's life after all"
>"Thinking about hating and blamming other only because you can, that's definitely not right."
"We can't play to be gods just because we can"
>"You're right"
"But what if Starlight, in the end, decides not to change and she tries to destroy Equestria again?"
>"That's out of our control"
"Don't you think we're kind of responsible for that"
>"Maybe, but we can't spend life regretting all choices in life."
"...You are a smart pony."
>>27113182
bump
Inb4 medicinal dude weed lmao
Inb4 medicine is red pill
>>27113182
bump
>>27118807
"Do you think we should go see Lyra now?"
>"I'm not really sure, maybe we should see her this evening. Sometimes she acts...different"
"Different?"
>"I know it's because of that disease. That's why I want her to get better"
"What are you talking about?"
>"It's hard to explain, it is better to see it for yourself..."
"L-Let's go see Twilight first, don't you t-think?"
>"Yeah, I guess."
>...
>"Hi, princess Twilight. We already talked with Starlight and came to an agreement"
"Yeah, sometimes ponies just need a helping ha-"
>T: "Ok, now you are dead"
>B: "What the fuck Twilight? What do you think you're doing?"
>T: "Oh, hi Bonbon, life's treating you well?"
>B: "Let him go, you're going to kill him!"
>T: "I'm counting on that"
>B: "I'm not gonna let you"
>T: "Gahhh, what do you think you're doing? He needs to know that you don't send a princess to the moon and live to tell the tale"
>B: "He's my only chance to-Wait, to the moon?"
"It was the only way to get rid of you, Twi. I was tired of playing."
>T: "How did you...? Why do I even bother? What do you two want?"
>B: "It's just that...Starlight is a little sad, because of what we said...but now we understand that ponies do deserve mercy, despite all bad things."
>T: "So, I was right the whole time?"
>B: "Umm, yeah but that's not-"
>T: "Just get the fuck out of here. I'm gonna see Starlight."
>B: "Ok 'princess'..."
"I've been right about Twilight the whole time..."
>>27123402
I expect a pastebin for this even if at the end and i wont take no for answer, this is based af
>>27123402
>"I guess it's time to see...Lyra..."
"Aren't you worried about her?"
>"Well, yeah...but..."
"I'll help her, I promise"
>"T-Thanks a lot, really. This means a lot to me"
>...
"Dum dee dum..."
>"How can you 'dum dee dum' in a moment like this?"
"Why I can't 'dum dee dum' ?
>"Can't you see this isn't a 'dum dee dum' moment?"
"Any moment can be a 'dum dee dum' moment if you want to"
>"I don't want to. Now shut up and look at Lyra."
"Hmmm, I don't see anything weird or unusual."
>"Wait, wait, she's about to do it..."
>Hrmmmrmm
"..."
>"Did you see it?"
"What?"
>"Didn't you hear the noises, and the strange movements?"
"But that's nothing..."
>"What do you mean 'nothing'? Did you know how diseases works?"
"It's just, nopony ever get sick here in Ponyville. Lyra told me she met a stallion from Manehattan, and I believe that's the cause..."
"Why no one gets sick here? Ever?"
>"This is a perfect place, with perfect ponies and perfect supernatural problems. Don't question that."
>>27124351
Ok I have no idea where you're going with this, but you got my interest.
>>27124351
"Ok, ok. You need to calm down. You see, this is just a flu."
>"I can't calm down. Lyra could die, I don't know what I'd do without her"
"Why, from what you've told me so far, she's just a mess..."
>"She is, but she's my mess <3"
"Are you fucking kidding me?"
>"What?"
"Forget it, let's finish this before I throw up."
>"Why would you throw up?"
"Just stop talking"
>Mmfmmmghhrhrh
>"Oh no. Lyra please, hold on. You'll be fine. I promise..."
"Stop crying. Now let's see..."
>Hrmrmrmfgghr
"Mmmmmm..."
>Slap slap slap
>"What are you doing? You're hurt-"
"Wake up you lazy ass."
>"Gimme 5 more minutes."
"No. I'm tired and I want to go home."
>"...Just"
>>27124741
>"So you were sleeping the whole time?"
>"Ummm, yeah?"
>"Why you didn't tell me anything? I thought you were almost dead, I though I'd lost you. I..."
"So you've never heard a snore in your life?"
>"Snore?"
"Ok, she's cured and everything. Can I go now?
>"Wait. How can I thank you, for all your help? There must be a way I can pay you for all your efforts"
"Oh, is that so?"
>"Please, let me pay you back..."
"Don't worry, I know exactly what you need to do"
>...
>"Ok, so exactly when was the last time you wash your clothes?"
"Like six months, I don't really remember."
>"Also, tell me again, why don't we have sex so I can get rid of this?"
"Mares should know priorities. You must learn that sex is a privilege and a reward for a good cleaning"
>"I swear to Celestia..."
"I love you too babe..."
FinI guess...
>>27126083
Pastebin, i need it, nao
Would love to read anon messing with a Twily like that if anyone has another greenor part 2 of this
>>27126629
http://pastebin.com/UGWWgEpM
Also, maybe another day. I have a lot of work to do.
Nothing like molesting a pony
