604- On Your Marks
Written by Dave Polsky and Josh Haber
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
Friendship is Magic #41 is due tomorrow (Apr. 13); digital copy should be out in around 8 hours!
Ponyville's not the biggest town, but it's not so small that a filly like Apple Bloom knows all the locals even having grown up there. That is, of course, assuming Tender Taps isn't from out of town. But in either case, he doesn't appear to have been in her class. Different places of learning, or just different rooms? Enough students seem to hang around the school that either Cheerilee has multple classes or there's more than is seen. Maybe the CMC will be able to learn more after having helped him achieve his cutie mark.
There's apparently no dance class at Cheerilee's, anyhow.
>>27057780
Previous thread.
601 & 602- The Crystalling Pt. 1 & 2
601: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407mqe
602: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407ox6
Both: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407tv9
603- The Gift of the Maud Pie
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l3kq
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l7a5
UPCOMING PROMOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPvt2ArLEQE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm94QmFObjI
605 - Gauntlet of Fire:In order to save his friends, Spike is forced to compete in a perilous Gauntlet for the title of Dragon Lord.
606 - No Second Prances
607 - Newbie Dash:After Rainbow Dash achieves her dream of becoming a Wonderbolt, she makes a disastrous first impression and gets saddled with a mortifying nickname.
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail:Starlight Glimmer has a case of the holiday blues, so Twilight tries to help cure her by reading one of her favorite Hearth Warming's Eve stories, A Hearth's Warming Tale.
609 - Saddle Row & Rec:When Rarity opens her flagship store in Manehattan, a tell-all article threatens to expose how badly her friends almost ruined the Grand Opening.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
>>27062988
inb4 sonata dusk mistake
>filly
>>27062990
season 6 is a mistake
>>27062996
sonata dusk pls
>>27062996
One day I want to be as fast as the filly poster
>>27063007
nah, the pedos wins.
I'm curious who else feels the same way I do about this
>inb4 newfag
The pony thread simulator videos are actually pretty entertaining in my opinion andbesides them introducing newfags into the boardI think that they themselves are a positive thing.
>>27062988
Maybe he was poneschooled err homeschooled
>>27063015
Que
>>27063026
The worst thing about the thread simulators was when certain people kept making ridiculous post just to be in them.
>>27063026
First one was amusing
Second one was pretty good
Downhill pretty quickly after that
Pony thread simulators stopped being good the instant I stopped appearing in them.
>soulless autotuned teen-pop song
>again
Ingram is somehow getting worse
>>27063095
You're an idiot
>>27063095
DELETE THIS
>>27063070
>just to be in them
Oh I fucking hated that, I feel like that was mostly newfags though. But it was always super obvious.
>lel I want princess celestia to freeze my cum into an icycle and stab me with it
So forced, and board culture went a little shittier because of it
>>27063088
Yah definitely not top-tier anymore, but i wouldn't say downhill does it justice, more like "a gentle downward slope"
>>27063092
I was in one. I posted something along the lines of ">making a pun >not using carlos.jpg". That was a very very pleasant surprise.
>>27063095
You're an autist.
>>27063095
I don't know, the songs from 'Crusaders of the Lost Mark' were pretty good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zc_QkJHkbIU
>>27063119
>songs from MMC ver 2.0
>good
yeah nah
>>27063095
1/10 made me reply. Here's your (You).
>>27063129
Thanks famm
>>27063095
Kill yourself.
>>27063095
Not every song can be a masterpiece. ONLY SO MANY FUCKING SONGS YOU CAN BASE AROUND PONIES DOING PONY SHIT.
>>27062996
DAMN FILLIES GET OFF MY LAWN!
>>27063177
look at those fillies enjoying themselves
>>27061249
I have all the raw data I used in a few different formats if you're still around.
http://www.mediafire.com/download/35u6k33rtqjwu3w/Sort_after_S5.rar
>>27063177
>Anon finally in equestria
>Years later
>Never scored
>Somewhat gets along with some old pone that's just as old and bitter as he
>>27063220
Thanks!
>>27063222
>never scoredlook at the slippers
>>27063225
No problem. Feel free to ask if you have any questions on it. I'll be around for a while now.
>>27062996
fillies feeding fillies
Daapi
>>27063234
>>27063253
whoops, meant that for >>27063245
>>27062859
I tried transcribing this in Sibelius. It was frustrating and I didn’t come up with anything worth showing. I’m not sure what’s an eighth note and what’s a sixteenth. I’m not sure what’s a hollow note (aka half note or whole note) and what’s a solid note (quarter, eighth, sixteenth, etc.). I’m not even sure where the measures are. The treble staff and the bass staff certainly don’t line up together as far as beats, and I’m not sure they’re even meant to be played together. There is a key signature of Bb major written next to both staves, and then there’s a key signature of A major written next to the bass staff. The first chord seems to be two quarter notes played together, but then right below that is the inexplicable second key signature (3 sharps) of the bass staff, and the note stem is written so that it goes off the top note head, so I’m not even sure it’s meant to be a chord. It could be some weird artifact, or it could be the previous chord and measure line from the original piece of music this was taken from. Whoever handwrote this has terrible penmanship. I’m sure someone just scanned some handwritten music and made it fit to some premade staves. I’m pretty sure some notes are missing, too.
Thank goodness we have music engraving software and printers in the real world. I don’t know how Sweetie Belle does it. Maybe having huge eyes makes it easier to read their music.
>>27063095
I forgot there was even a song last episode
which stallion's balls are heaviest with spunk
>Ep 9
Holy shit, that actually sounds really good. Am excite.
>"Core MY LITTLE PONY revenues increased but were, however, more than offset by lower net revenues from the MY LITTLE PONY EQUESTRIA GIRLS products."
EqG shitting everything up, as usual.
>>27063268
Yeah, it just kinda seems like nonsense, and I'm pretty sure it's in 19/32 or some other weird fucking time signature
I tried transcribing it before and I gave up after four measures
You do realize that Unicorns are the only race thatcan properly clean up after using the toilet, right?
>>27063095
>Teen-pop
>It was obviously country sounding
>People were complaining about it not being teen-pop on the night anyway
Godamn I'm glad I'm not a raging sperg.
>>27063287
Snails.He hasn't even begun to REALLY cum.
>>27063234
What a cute pairing
>>27063303
Don't underestimate the inventiveness of the earthpone
>>27063231
Oh yeah, I have a question
How exactly do the points work?
>>27063303
>Implying ponies don't poop crystals like Eldar
Ponies are immaculately clean in every which way, I will not substitute any other answer. Even the sweaty stink they work up in day to day labor would be pleasantly musky and not offensively odorous.
I feel like I should draw Fluttershy and anon. Doing what?
>>27063300
what a relief to no longer be staring at that piece of shit
>>27063358
taking a shower together
>>27063358
Fluttershy nesting on a sleeping anon using his laundry.
>>27063358
netflix and chill
>>27063234
fillies filling fillies
>>27063234
So it's confirmed that Silver Spoon is a baker?
>>27063383
Mission successful
>>27063347
The lists are generated by having each Anons go though a sorter, which takes a lot of time now that we have 5 seasons, until they get a list like pic related. Then I copy and paste it into excel and run a macro that takes the number of the bottom place's rank and subtracts each episode's rank from it to get the points.
For example, in this list Spike at your Service is last at 120th. Taking that 120 and subtracting Lesson Zero's 1st place gives it 119 ranking points. Then just follow that logic down the line for every list. At the end I added across for each episode for the total ranking points.
post some of your favorite background ponies
>>27063398
>lesson zero
lol no
Is it okay if a Princess touches you in that area?
>>27063400
>>27063418
who is that
i've never seen her before
>>27063398
Yeah, but what about the total points?
Do you just take (120-rank) for every episode per anon and multiply it by the number of respondents?
>>27063234
Also
>inner thigh cutie mark
>>27063400
>>27063430
Pretty unknown bg pony. I don't think she has an official name but derpibooru named her country apple I believe
>>27063070
heh heh
right
i was just kidding when i said those things
>>27063443
zecora is such a pretty
flesh volcano
which episode titles work better when you add "in bed" to the end?
rarity takes manehattan (in bed)
>>27063457
There are many cute horses about
and she is a cute zebra
I thought it was funny how ridiculously happy all the background ponies are when the main six aren't around to ruin their days
>>27063476
Rarity Investigates In Bed!
>>27063431
Lets say Anons A, B, and C all ranked Lesson Zero 1st, 20th, and 78th respectively for example.
As long as all of them have their last place episode at 120th, ties can make that number lower, then it'll be the sum of 120 minus 1, 120 minus 20, and 120 minus 78 for that episode's ranking points. The sum of those three differences add up to the total ranking points for that episode. So that ranking calculation I explained in the last post is done across every episode in a singular list based on what number last place is in that list, and then I add the ranking points for one episode across all of the lists for an episode's total individual ranking point amount.
>>27063487
that was such a random scene for them to be white water rapiding
Do you think ponies are aware that their butts are huge?
>>27063515
*tiny
>>27063487
i also enjoy the background ponies
i don't know why
i guess it's because you can imagine their ordinary pony lives and doing cute things every day and they don't say much
>>27063507
Ah, thanks
>>27063514
Well ponyville has always had the river system running through it, so its not a horrendous stretch to imagine that it gets a bit crazy somewhere near town.
I liked that we got a bit of how the background ponies pony on their own time when the town isn't being beset by main six induced disasters
>>27063522
*oversized
>>27063538
that's not even a pony
>>27063476
Too Many Pinkie Pies In Bed
>>27063528
Background ponies are best ponies, I love them to pieces
>>27063476
spike at your service in bed
>>27063537
it contrasted with the sad song Apple Bloom was singing in a funny way, made me laugh
>>27063570
they always seem like they are up to cute shenanigans
and they travel A LOT
also i like this new one
>>27063576
Spike at your cervix.
>>27063602
Thats what I love most about them
there is always something going on in the background, little touches and continuing gags to catch and notice, recurring groups of friends that show up here and there and pony together, etc
Its fun to observe who ponys who and in what severity and frequency
>>27063576
Man, fuck Spike
>>27063611
>>27063635
that I can do
>>27063476
games ponies play in bed
apple family reunion in bed
bats! in bed
flight to the finish in bed
for whom the sweetie belle toils in bed
appleoosa's most wanted in bed
party pooped in bed
three's a crowd in bed
a dog and pony show in bedand the one that describes my sex life
party of one in bed
>>27063635
I would.
>>27063648
why is braeburned so damn good at drawing male friends fucking
i mean anyone can draw gay sex
but he draws bros fuckin'
that's awesome
I'd rather cuddle Spike.
>>27063576
>>27063648
Meanwhile, Twilight's TRYING to ignore all the sounds of gay ass-fucking going on in her castle.
>>27063723
The acoustics of the castle doesn't really lend itself to sexy times huh
>>27063297
Shimmerfags on suicide watch
>>27063723
>Meanwhile, Twilight's TRYING to ignore all the sounds of gay ass-fucking going on in her castle.
Shining Armor casted an anti-noise spell to keep sound from leaving the bubble, faggot.N-not that I would know about the sound bubble, a friend told me about it that's all.
>>27063665
His rendition of older Spike is neat. Can't see it being done with vanilla Spike. That's just gag.
>>27063723
>you can literally hear the sound of Shining Armor's balls hitting against Spike's butt from across the Castle
>pat pat pat pat
>>27063665
>he's so paranoid about liking dicks he fetishizes ''not gay'' gay sex
aged
up
>>27063779
>>27063785
Is it time?
>>27063785
>>27063790
no
>>27063776
Fuck, don't you ever do any actual work you lazy blue cunt.
Why are they so cute?
>>27063797
>>27063798
cause leotards
>>27063797
>10 seconds flat
>>27063797
>>27063811
wait come back
I love you
>>27063814
>>27063749
>Shining Armor casted an anti-noise spell to keep sound from leaving the bubble
That's just what he tells Spike.
We all know that damn bubble doesn't stop shit.
Just ask Twilight!
>>27063814
>>27063821
oh you're here too
okay
I like you too
>>27063829
>"Mr. White? Remember how you said not to do the thing with the red phosphorus?"
>>27063844
okay but that's it, I can't feed more than that
>>27063790
god imagine how that boxcar smells
like stallion ball sweat, freshly fucked anus, and cum
>>27063860
>Pony will never fantasize about being with you all day
Why even live
>>27063860
what is anon fan pony's dream date with anon?
>>27063899
>they have one wall they just take turns spurting against
>there's a huge splatter stain on it
>>27063899
Especially if it's on a hot summer day
Pony wants to play your favorite video gameand do it poorly on purpose.
>>27063473You bought that Fluttershy realdoll yet?
Filly wants to grow up and become a beautiful mare someday.She also wants a boyfriend.
>>27063177
this is great
>>27063914
that makes me sad
all that wasted stallion cream
it should goin my butt instead
>>27063954
i could be filly's boyfriend
please don't laugh
>>27063962
>>27063971
Applejack knows what's up.You're going to roleplay as a little filly, aren't you?
>>27063981
she prefers to pretend to be a cat
>>27063954
does she have any colts she hangs out with?
>>27063220
>should be going to bed
>instead I'm dicking around with DFTs applied to the seasons
t-thanks anon
I think it's pretty obvious at which point the season opener aired.
The second large peak on the posts per thread scale was the scruffening 2.0 where /mlp/ decided to panic in MLPG.I think I'll change the layout of these, with a whole month instead of only 2 weeks. Also wanna merge the per threads into per days to remove the oscillating of night- and day-threads, but I need to come up with a good idea how to check the actual amount per 24 hours. right now I just assign the thread to whatever day it ended on since the day scale is not very precise in these ones anyway.
do you think tree hugger would hug an anon if he stood very still and pretended to be a monocot, or some sort of ginko tree?
>>27064000
>DFT
Density functional theory?
>>27064012
Discrete Fourier Transform
>>27064014
>tfw you work with fourier transforms every day
>but you never really understood it and are too lazy to read up on it
>>27063962
How would that even work?
>>27063957
It's not wasted.The sight and smell of it help them go another couple rounds
>>27064038
There's a video series on a machine that calculates the Fourier transform physically with gears and axles that does a fantastic job explaining what it is
>>27064044
going out with filly
>>27064038
It just breaks up a given function into its constituent frequencies
>but you never really understood it and are too lazy to read up on it
Are you a dirty ME or something
is there a way to calculate the perfect filly trap, like one that will deliver me an endless supply of fillies into the hamper beneath if i build it correctly and rig it up with the proper bait
>>27064066>Are you a dirty ME or something
I'm a theoretician. My Prof would probably beat me if I told him that I do not know it, but it's in the part of the code I treat as blackbox and do not have to work on.
>>27064075
>theoretician
>doesn't understand fourier transforms
Dude
That's like first semester stuff
I'd beat you if I could
>>27064000
Tell me if you find anything interesting. Also I could give you the data for the other 4 past surveys too if you want that.
>>27064084
>That's like first semester stuff
Exactly. It has been fucking ages ago since I learned it so I forgot it again.I'm actually reading up on it right now.
>>27064102
>three legged Celestia's monster horsecock
sometimes i want to be dominated by a really strong mare
>>27064085
I'm about to head off to beb, but I'll make sure to post anything interesting tomorrow
>Also I could give you the data for the other 4 past surveys too if you want that.
I'd be great if you could post them tomorrow
>>27064093
>I'm actually reading up on it right now.Good
>>27064104
at least it's properly secured with a floatie of its own
this little filly walks right up to you and just stares
>>27064113
Safety first
>>27064117
Throw a filly treat.
>>27064105dominated how
>>27064105
Sounds great. Which one?
>>27064109
Nice. If you want it now though then I have it here:
http://www.mediafire.com/download/ecck6nue6kngp2y/finals.rar
>>27064130
Thanks
>>27064143
Have a nice night Anonand best pony.
>>27064129
i always default to celestia, but i'd like to imagine myself being dominated by a different mare this timeand i'd like to think about her continuing to hump me even after i've already cum and it hurts but she keeps going until i cum again and it's amazing
It was kind of difficult, but I was able to get this into a storytime-able format.
Do you think I should put it at the end of the comic storytime and make it a double feature this week? Or should I have it in it's own thread? It's a picture book about 40 pages or 18ish posts long.
>>27064071
what do you bait fillies with?
>>27064191
It really should have it's own separate thread.
There's going to be lots of shitposting from people who hate the baby.
Thank you so soo sooooo much for this
>>27064208
>There's going to be lots of shitposting from people who hate the baby.
Good point. I'll try to have a thread up sooner rather than later then. That way I can link to it from the comic storytime later tonight for those that are interested.
>>27064212
no problem !
what did you do
>>27064197
cutie marks?
>>27064225
Itouched the filly's wings.
Remember, contrary to the warning labels fillies are habit forming.
>>27064251
I wish I had filly wings
>>27064225
everything we ever talk about in this thread
at the same time
>>27064109Now I am kind of upset at myself that I didn't look it up earlier because it is actually fairly simple.
Mission Objectivesrescue PONE Chief Filly and PoneTech President Colt, learn the pegasus' nuclear launch capabilities and prevent them from carrying out their threat
>>27064276
easy
i just get a gun
>>27064225
why are filly wings always in an excited state
we never see them relaxed
>>27064297
Fillies have awkward wing sprouts every now and then.
just b-b-boop it in
>>27064297
they are very little
>>27064338
>they must be really tired during their first heat, huh?
Stick a fork in pony they're done.
>>27064339
Remember to use plenty of boop-lube
>>27064297
little fillies have a hair trigger
you could make them cum all over the place just with the slightest breeze
>>27064343
Fillies can't get into heat.
I like the contrast between Canterlot and Manehattan. Canterlot is home to the rich, higher class ponies, while Manehattan ponies are more of the working class.
I like how the locations in the show are distinct from each other.
>>27064378
What's ponyville for?
Pony saysone must die and one must live. No victory, no defeat. The survivor will carry on the fight. It is our destiny...
>>27064382
I want toput wheels onapplejackssuitcase.
>>27064409
what kind of a hot dog is that
>>27064409
Filly should remember to chew it first.
>>27064423
a carrot
>>27064427
filly fits the entire thing down her throat without chewing just to spite you
she coughs a little
>>27064396
it's where celestia segregated the filthy earthies
Filly ate your money.
>>27064439
Uh should she know how to be able to do that
>>27064444
pick her up and jiggle her a bit to see fi you can hear the change rattling around in there
>>27064439isn't this roleplaying
>>27064467
unf i want to lick that hoof
![5QbkBGz[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/w2APoML.png "5QbkBGz[1].png")
>>27064444
I have negative money.
Starting My Little Pony: Good Night, Baby Flurry Heart storytime here:
>>27064471
>>27064409
the kind pones eat
>>27064467
New Filly already has a statue?
>>27064474
why does she have a doll of a slut in her crib
>>27064467
I wish I had the patience to even attempt something like that. I'm getting a bit sick thinking about how long that might of taken.
It looks really neat though.
>>27064487
I'm surprised there isn't any Meta-Merch in the show itself.
Besides the castle and the balloon and the Empire, blessed be it.
>>27064491
>I'm getting a bit sick thinking about how long that might of taken
Long. I've seen that artist stream before, and she is not one of the super fast artists.
Her stuff is great though
>>27064474
>Rarity doll
>Twily doll
>Chinese Knockoff Spike
>>27064405
I want to put wheels on Applejacks butt and push her around while making "VROOM VROOM" noises.
we have top mares working on it
top
mares
>>27064527That's my fetish anon.
But what are fillies?
>>27064511
That image is certainly a testament to that fact.
i love her!
>>27064541
We just don't know.
is this shirt subtle enough
>>27064491
>tfw have the patience for this
>tfw beautiful parodies, meaningful pieces, and art that pushes the limits when it comes to pony art easily topping double digits in hours of effort gets fucking dick in terms of views
>tfw just spending an hour drawing a fucking butt getting fucked brings in the views
At least I feel good about pushing it from time to time but it's not like I'm invincible to the soul crushing reality of what sells.
What was that weird little song at the credits? Was it meant to be something?
>>27064608
yes
>>27064608
it would ruin my life if anyone even suspected i was a brony
>>27064636
They seem to be avoiding airing the original song at the ending for some reason. It happened three consecutive times so far.
>>27064653
But what was it? Like is it from a musical?
Did they turn the word filters back on?
>>27064652
that is by far the ugliest shirt i have ever seen
why not wear a subtle, stylish brony shirt
>>27064653
They've done it before for 'special" episodes that had musical motifs, but you're right, they're a bit overzealous about it now, even if we did get songs.
>>27064611
Sex and and or anything that is sexy just gets more attention. Anything beautiful really has to be pretty top notch to get noticed. I think one way to avoid that crushing,(understandably so) feeling is to take each piece as an opportunity to see what mistakes you can avoid making a second time around and what you can improve upon.
If it's just for approval or views then, that almost always leads to soul crushing disappointment. Validation is nice, but if you can at least placate yourself a bit, then i'd call that a victory.
I know it's a very tired phrase, but; it should be a labor of love, not a labor of how much attention one can get.
>>27064652
Not a big fan of large text shirts myself, outside of fictional company shirts. People would just think you're an irl horse person with that on.
Filly's parents are fighting again. She doesn't know what to do and she's getting panic attacks when it happens
>>27064670
>stylish brony shirt
That's a contradiction
JUST TRY AND STOP ME!
How would you rate this book >>27064471 out of 10 mlpg?
>>27064678
WE USED TO HAVE THEM BACK IN 2011
>>27064677
Filly don't worry as long as the magic-plasma shield hold you wont have to deal with your parents becoming changeling drones or broodmares.
>>27064684
what a villain
>>27064687
9/10
Praise the Empress
>>27064687
I just read through, it, I thought it was a nice story.
Obviously very simple and not much too it, but it was a pretty nice children's book and the illustrations were pretty.
8 or 9/10
>>27064696You must pay to undress Princess Twilight Sparkle.
>>27064724
>>27064724
No anonymous
I will never be put in that position again
>>27064684
>>27064687
8/10, pretty cute
>cutie marks
>>27064692
>becoming broodmares
unf
>>27064687
2lewd4childrens
>>27064770
what the fuck are those 2 shits in the bottom right corner
