604- On Your Marks
Written by Dave Polsky and Josh Haber
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
One thing's that for sure, Equestrians aren't usually lacking for choice. Ponyville may not be the smallest town, but it's no Canterlot or Manehattan, either. And yet, there's such a variety of things to see and do with even a bit of searching! Maybe that's one of the draws of the place - it does see a fair number of visitors, doesn't it? A nice train stop, at the very least.
>>27041129
Previous thread.
>filly
601 & 602- The Crystalling Pt. 1 & 2
601: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407mqe
602: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407ox6
Both: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407tv9
603- The Gift of the Maud Pie
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l3kq
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l7a5
Friends Forever #27 (Pinkie Pie/Granny Smith) is still storytimed here!
>>26998509
UPCOMING PROMOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPvt2ArLEQE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm94QmFObjI
605 - Gauntlet of Fire:In order to save his friends, Spike is forced to compete in a perilous Gauntlet for the title of Dragon Lord.
606 - No Second Prances
607 - Newbie Dash:After Rainbow Dash achieves her dream of becoming a Wonderbolt, she makes a disastrous first impression and gets saddled with a mortifying nickname.
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail:Starlight Glimmer has a case of the holiday blues, so Twilight tries to help cure her by reading one of her favorite Hearth Warming's Eve stories, A Hearth's Warming Tale.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
Establish dominance with the fillies.
Celestia episode when?
Or has this worn out old mare been put out to pasture already.
>ohnt
>>27046490
Shut up Captain Wrong
>>27046489
Medley IS pretty amusing!
>cute baby dragon
>>27046489
Fillies love macho men.
>>27046546
Anon stop this.
>'Don't stop at slippers and books.' A voice called out
>'Be my angel of death, Rainbow Dash.'
>She neared the beeping machines keeping the poor soul alive
>If he could be called 'alive' in his state
>"Heh, nothing personnel, kid." She whispered as she unplugged the machines
>>27046529Yah?
MLP/Transformers crossover.
The Mane Six try to teach the Decepticons the magic of friendship.
>>27046516
When you write it!
>>27046550
Fluttershy dont, you'll get fat.
>No probalo, Belindas. Can you detect me to the nearest bus stamp?
>>27046606
que
>>27046606
>pepperoni
>>27046582
Once upon a time Celestia had a huge, farty butt that pooted so hard everyone died.
>>27046634
Panka Po, the only pony to survive that gala had only one comment.
>It was a gas!
>>27046652
>she immediately expired after delivering the pun, her duty fulfilled.
>>27046634
>>27046652
Being unbirthed and rebirthed by anthro celestia
>>27046634
>>27046652
You people deserve horrible things happening to you.
>night threads
>>27046690
>night threads
>>27046675
Why.
Why is this general filled with so many awful things.
>>27046714
Ponies. They're called ponies.
>>27046676
>>27046663
I was just making a joke with the its a gas thing.sorry
>>27046714
Ponies are a hell of a drug.
>>27046731
Yeah, you are.
>>27046726
Hurr.
>>27046714
Because this general is filled with so many awful people
Please remember to put your fillies away when you're finished with them.
>>27046726
pony this, fartface.
>>27046752
I put my fillies away every time.In the wrong cases
>>27046747
Like you've got any room to speak on what's awful, shimmerfag.
>>27046761
>Unicorn horn sticking out of drawer
>"Anon!"
>Slight fluttering and angry pegasi noises can be heard from inside
>The earth pony seems comfy.
>>27046754
Rainbow Dash!
Remember to obey your queen.
Pony is having an existential crisis again.
>>27046768
>It's cute
>but Rarity being so OOC bothers me
Why must I be autistic about this shit
Would you a shut in mare?
>>27046803
How is Rarity OCC?
Why do you have so many fillies living with you, anyway?
>>27046803
I don't think it''s ooc
Rarity likes to be playful sometimes
>>27046816
I just have a filly and a colt.
>>27046824
She does but to a certain extent.
She still considers herself a lady above everything else. Pouncing on someone? That's more Pinkie than Rarity
>>27046816
I'm trying to construct Megafilly
>>27046812
No, I'm gross enough as it is, I don't want to be near another shut in autist with greasy matted hair and B.O.
habbaning
>>27046812
Depends, would she a shut in human?
>>27046837
I like Scootaloo's new haircut and horsedick.
>>27046837
He's gonna tap that.
No seriously, why are there so many fillies in your basement
>>27046835
But you can be gross unshaven greasy shutins together and she can smother you in her massive untrimmed chest fluff.
>>27046714
>That
>Bad
So I'd assume you don't want to be turned into a qt griffon and impregnated by a handsome stallion?
or become a cute filly sister to one of the characters on the show?
>>27046834
But will you be able to tame such a powerful being?
>>27046851
I don't know, stop asking questions and drink your coke.
Owning a gun is illegal in Equestria.
But owning a pony who owns a gun is legal.
Senior engineer officer pony says that the ship can't take another hit!
>>27046917
What about pony that is a gun?
>>27046947
Please do not bother supermare.
>people still reply to the tf shitposter after literal years of him spamming the same thing over and over
what the fuck
>>27046917
FUCK THE DIARCHY
VIVA REVOLUTION
P.O.N.E. just had her futa upgrade installed.
Filly accidentally drank a Potion of Linguistics. She can now learn another language, forgetting her current one.
>Spanish
>Japanese
>German
>Horse
>Russian
>Korean
>French
>"Hey Tank, remember the time we almost destroyed Equestria?"
>>27046990
DELETE THIS
>>27046495
season 6 is a mistake
>>27046493
sonata dusk pls
>>27046991
Druidic
>>27046690
>night threads
>>27046837
tender traps is a qt
>>27047050
>traps
The fillies are too ripe, wait until they're ready.
>>27047064
>tender traps
>>27047050
why are you deleted
what did you do
>>27047088
i accidentally responded to the wrong post, deleted it myself
>>27046991
pony divê têkoşîna ji bo şoreşa gelê were
What will New Filly's cutie mark look like?
Impregnation
>>27047122
A picture of Shining Armor with a laser hole through his chest.
>>27047104
literally die
>>27047125
IMPREGNATE
>>27046812
I used to completely ignore this character type because it didn't appeal to me until Floor Bored recently resurfaced, then I realized that's probably the only kind of person/pony/creature who might actually be into me
now it's all I think about
>>27047161
Oh gosh I love the round bellies with a pink hue so much
>>27047158BOOPTHE XENOS
>>27047158
cute bug, would aim for nerve stem.
You wouldn't purge a pony.
>>27047201
How heretical is pony being?
>>27047201
If she were a heretic, I'd have no choice.
>>27047175
>anyone being into you
You wouldn't fuck a pony.
>>27047201
ponies are for petting not for purging
Filly wants to replace your pony. She's ready to put on the helm and ascend to her rightful place in the hierarchy.
>>27047241
And love. Can't forget that ponies are for love and cuddles.
A .44 unicorn filly can usually get the job done, but a .50 caliber filly and above has a very satisfying "pew pew" sound.
I have purged all of Equestria of the xenos pony scum.
Equestria is now ready for human settlement.
Fillies filled so far in your adventure: 0 / 100
>>27047256
Not sure if changeling
What does the letter say?
>>27047286
>That can't be right.
>Changelings disguised as fillies filled so far in your adventure: 63/100
>ohhhhh....
>>27047241Or heavy petting if they want it.
>>27047303
it's just a picture of butter
>>27047303
"Let me be your cocksleave"
>>27047303
http://mentalfloss.com/article/74934/13-nsfw-lines-james-joyces-incredibly-dirty-love-letters
>>27047303
>"Dear Anon"
>"stop stealing the woodland critters and cooking them. They are not food."
>>27047241
If the pony is a heretic, then it is for purging.
was debating with a friend who was claiming that that call of the cutie was lewder
I'm not sure I would agree, but i did find this.
>>27047303
>Dear Anon
>Your request to eat monkey heart "to gain its primal strength" has been denied
>And yes they can talk
Filly is very much for eugenics.
Please don't experiment with the fillies.
YO FILLY
>>27047421
just try to stop me
>>27047421
Princess EA commands me to experiment on the fillies.and on you
>>27047407
>I get it. It ain't making me laugh, but I get it.
>>27047407
fuck you for making me look up this terrible joke
Pony wants to cut you upsome fresh fruits and vegetables, so you can stay happy and healthy!
>>27047491
I'm not eating it if isn't going to slowly turn me into a mare.
Experiments show that fillies are not water soluble. Further research will indicate their boiling point.
>>27047407
I chuckled
>Filly has learned how to control the very fabric of reality.
>She closes her eyes.
>Lalala I can't hear you you aren't here anymore lalala
Hello, Dr. Roseluck! Paging Dr. Roseluck!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6i8KhPcfLk
>>27047440
>>27047256
Ponies are very loving.
>>27047301
Changelings need love too, FS. In fact, they depend on love for survival.
Do not deny the changelings love.
Body swap episode when? We already had a corruption episode.
>>27047557
I'm going to deny the changeling love until they're willing to do horrible things to earn it. Then they will truly have my love.
>>27047564
I want an episode where the ponies act like each other against their wills, like that one episode of Ren and Stimpy where they can't stop being happy
>>27047570
changeling withered and died from neglect
you killed her anon
>>27047599
Okay.
I'll put an ad in craigslist for another one.
>>27047596
That's what I thought the Twilycorn episode was going to be but nope
changeling actually just leeched off your junk love
>>27047646
What would changeling do if all you feel is apathy?
Fun fact: 9 out of 10 fillies who are interested in talking to humans are changelings in disguise.
Fun fact: I have 10 fillies in my basement and I don't care.
>>27047673
A changeling is fine too.
We'll all just sit and grin
The ponies will roll right in
>S5 finale was called "The cutie re-mark"
>Glimmer doesn't use her magic to change any ponies cutie marks.
>The ponies still have their original marks, even in all the alternate timelines.
I think we're all forgetting what's important here.
But it's probably got something to do with chaining changelings up in the basement for public use.
>>27047683
>>27047762
>chaining
They'd do it willingly.
>>27047769
Shhh shhh shhh.
Geeetthefuckbackinthebasement.
>>27047762
I want to be turned into a changeling and used as a public fucktoy
>>27047769
I'm going to do terrible things to strong filly.
Like brutallycuddlingfrom behind andpettingher in public.
>Trixie chapter book delayed nearly a full year
>going to be almost 3 times as long as the normal length of the books at 160 pages
Someone over there must really like Trixie.
>>27047795
Who wouldn't?
Maximum over lel
http://master-dragk.tumblr.com/post/142605573884/getting-tired-of-this-shit-im-deeply-considering
>>27047808
I like the way Silver Spoon mouth feeds that other filly
>>27047795
Do you want her to kill you?
>>27047859
Stronk filly would make a better Marker, anyway.
>>27047827
Make him take lumineko and scorpdk if he leaves.
>>27047827
>call someone a faggot.
>"I'M LEAVING THE INTERNET 4EVER! A BLOO BLOO BLOO!"
>Call Anon a faggot
>Get a 30 minute stream of gay stallion pictures
>>27047913
Unf gay stallions
>>27047913
>call Twilight a faggot
>she turns you into a faggot
pon
>>27047969
Does she do so be fucking you into a drooling mess with her newly conjured horse meat?
>Pinkie Calls Twilight a faggot
>She turns into a stallion to prove her wrong
>>27047998
I'm gonna trust her
>>27047998
Hello little filly, would you like my social security number?
>>27047869
What's wrong with those two?No meming, I legitimately want to hear your opinion and facts if any.
Luna, you can't just go around and call anons faggot
>>27048036
>whats wrong with them
I thought you said you weren't memeing.
Discarded.
Horsey horses
>>27047808
Did applebloom stick her head in the oven?
>>27048061
I was asking you not to but it seems like you blew it.
>>27048066
Fillies are very resilient creatures.
Pony says you're going to wear the collar.
And the saddleand the panties
>>27048068
It's k, dude, liking sameface artists isn't illegal.
>>27048036
Not him but
>lumineko
Shitty JJ-worship
>Scorpdk
sameface, which has gotten really obvious recently
I'd really like to have a house pony.
Just to you know, liven the place up.
>>27048084
Am I finally going to get to be the little filly?
>>27048106
A house changeling would be even more useful.
Are the fillies really worth it?
>>27048094
>>27048099
Thanks for the reasoning. I can see how something like that would be grating if they've gone so long without attempting to further improve. We've come to an understanding.
>"MUST KILL FRANK DREBIN."
>>27047969
>she turns you into a faggot
But, that would make me a double-faggot?
And I don't think my asshole can take any more gaping.
>>27048194
You aren't a true faggot until you've prolapsed your stomach through your anus.
>>27047969
Twilight is literally capable of mindraping an individual's sexuality. That's how she makes her ships sail.
>>27048241
That is a cute pony.
I would be happy to make her a little bed next to my computer out of blankets.
And even put a heating pad in it for her.
>>27048256
Somebody should give that pony its hair back.
>>27048023
Stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp___.
>>27048270
Pony is better this way.
>>27048336
but her tuft is gone
>>27047407
This comic was exactly what I was afraid it would be.
>>27048336
I want to rub Crisco all over her sensitive, virgin skin and have greasy cuddles.
https://derpiboo.ru/1129611
>>27048399
I don't understand this.
https://derpibooru.org/images/1129612
>>27048360
She never had a tuft in the first place, anon.
>>27048421
I don't particularly think this is a great image, but I'd like to commend you for the fact that it's pony on pony.
>>27048442
it begins
the historical tuft revisionism
>>27048442
>ponies don't have tufts
what?
>>27048450
I love this Fluttershy for some reason and I don't know why.
https://derpiboo.ru/1129612
>Eye contact does not cause pregnancy,even during exposure to True Love.
>>27048432
What don't you understand? It's finnish sauna
>>27048496
Now I really don't understand.
>>27048510
This is glacierclear, isn't it?
Fuck off glacierclear.
>>27048523
Finns are really into saunas to the point where it's treated like a national sport.
>>27048533
Isn't air guitarring a national sport there?
>>27048510
what a weird pone
>>27048553
So this chart is saying ponies are cats, not dogs, and therefore cats > dogs?
>>27048526
hurrubr
>>27048526
Don't flatter yourself.
>>27048570
Ponies are ponies
She has acquired a taste for flesh, and now you have to put her down.
>>27047856
I think Silver Spoon would make a very good mother when she grows up.
>>27048526
Who?
Nigga I just saw a pone bending over and took a picture.
>>27048578
>two of Australia's deadliest predators developed a taste for human flesh
>this still hasn't caused concerns
>not immediately xenociding our threat to the food chain
>>27048578
Why put her down? She's harmless without canines
>>27048601
>front hooves wrapped around your sides as she stands on her hind legs, harmlessly nibbling on your shoulder and grinding herself against you
>>27048597
To be fair humans are delicious, we taste like pig. Our fat is similar in composition because it needs to be high yield for brains that need a lot of juice.
>>27048631
I really don't care much for pork.
I prefer beef and chicken.
>>27048631
huh
TIL
Eat the pony out sexually for several hours. There is no pun or joke.
>>27048618
Would make a nice awkward drawing
>>27048657
Shut up Anon. Twilight's mom aint goin for it.
>>27048665
This isn't about Twilight's mom.
This is about gauging mares in general.
My skills grow stronger.
>>27048665
She will if you make her need it.
>>27048618
I need this.
>>27048665
Nonsense, you just have to keep trying. Keep going until she gets so heated she jumps on it.
>Pinkie promises to give you sexual favors for helping her out
>she leaves a bag at your door and it's filled with tiny penis lollipops
If I gave her enough burgers would Twilight write my term papers for me?
>>27048697
Why don't we have red mares in the show
>>27048144
Yes?
I mean, would you say to no this face?
>>27048705
go over to sugar cube corner and fuck her anyways
>>27048722
No.
>>27048710
Half a burger and she'd give you a blowjob
>>27048722
That's a pretty ugly filly. I wouldn't even give her a fingering out of pity.
>>27046801
How do we help?
>>27048731
this
>>27048755
A child gives great purpose to one's life...
Pinkie Pie got a special letter in the mail today!She's diabetic.
>>27048782
i like the cut of your jib
>>27048826
>my comic is even complete
HAHAHA
>>27048834
Is it too much to ask for a "teen pregnancy" episode? I feel like that might be too much.
>>27048848
>Next CMC episode Applebloom is knocked up by her new boyfriend.
![416252__solo_twilight+sparkle_explicit_solo+female_blushing_princess+twilight_smiling_tongue+out_vaginal+secretions_floppy+ears[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jgmi6HL.jpg "416252__solo_twilight+sparkle_explicit_solo+female_blushing_princess+twilight_smiling_tongue+out_vaginal+secretions_floppy+ears[1].jpg")