601 & 602- The Crystalling Pt. 1 & 2
Written by Josh Haber
601: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407mqe
602: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407ox6
Both: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407tv9
The Frozen North seems akin to the Everfree Forest; magic not on a scale of the Crystal Heart or the Tree of Harmony is very ineffective in dealing with their natural effects. And still, both regions have (or had) some degree of pony settlement; the Castle of the Two Sisters seemed to work fine before left to its derelict fate. What might have driven ponies to try their hooves at such places? Are there more "natural" zones of the world resistant to pony interference? Not everything within Equestria's borders is known, let alone the greater world, so it seems that it could be likely.
Celestia might want to look into more proper study and/or emergency plans, though, given the recent past.
>>26920218
Previous thread.
>filly
UPCOMING EPISODES PROMO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPvt2ArLEQE
603 - The Gift of the Maud Pie:While in Manehattan looking for the ideal location for her new store, Rarity has to help Pinkie Pie find the perfect gift for her sister, Maud - without Maud finding out.
604 - On Your Marks:Now that they've finally received their cutie marks, the Cutie Mark Crusaders struggle with the question of what's next; the friends do not all agree on how to embrace their destinies.
605 - Gauntlet of Fire:In order to save his friends, Spike is forced to compete in a perilous Gauntlet for the title of Dragon Lord.
606 - No Second Prances
607 - Newbie Dash:After Rainbow Dash achieves her dream of becoming a Wonderbolt, she makes a disastrous first impression and gets saddled with a mortifying nickname.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
BOOP THE MARKER
BOOP HER
Posting best princess
>>26925157
>>26925169
>>26925158
either there's no images of crystallized Noi on derpibooru or I don't know how to search for them
either way, sad times
>>26925170
You posted the worst one
So, do you guys think that we're going to see a lot of Starlight Glimmer this season? If so, how? Will we get any Starlight-specific episodes? Is she going to go on any adventures with the Mane Six? Or is she just kind of going to be there in the background? Tell me your thoughts.
>>26925169
if I do will she keep me safe from Gloomy
>>26925185
Judging by the upcoming synopses, it's doubtful she'll factor heavily into the next two. She might be in the Spike one, and I dunno what No Second Prances is even about, but then it's a Wonderbolts episode so...?
>>26925186
Why
>>26925182
But I didn't post Candance. I posted Celestia.
>>26925186
Why did he make his Marker look like his Twist?
Why does Gloomy look like loli wonder woman?
>>26925186
I want to a Gloomy.
>>26925185
I'm pretty sure she'll get one or two episodes and maybe play a role in the finale
>>26925190
that's some fucking godawful text placement
>>26925190
>>26925207
>tfw miles is beb
>A robot pony drone trots jerkily up to your house and begins scanning you.
>"ACQUIRING FAVORITE PONY DATA, PLEASE STAND STILL AND THINK OF YOUR PONY OF PREFERENCE."
>A light blinks on the featureless grey dome of the quadrupedal robot, and a line of light shoots into your eyes.
>You smell something burning and taste copper, but you try to ignore it to focus on your favorite cartoon equine.
>"ACQUIRING PONY DATA." The robot's surface begins to change shape and color as its external appearance changes to match that of your favorite pony.
>That burning.. oh man, did you leave a hot pocket in the microwave?
>The robot pony clicks twice and detonates in a spray of superheated cheese and meatballs.
>>26925207
I have the both versions of that picture and I always forget why so I end up posting the wrong one usually.
Celestial cheeks.
>>26925228
i'm gonna boop 'em
>>26925222
you could rename the wrong one so it has a silly filename to remind you to check for the other one before you post it
ordelete it
>>26925186
Is Marker wearing the Marker as a top?
Lucky fucker
>>26925197
The WORST
>>26925232
Wait what
She's wearing herself?
>>26925237
you put that butt away this instant, missy
>>26925232
They're very close, after all.
>>26925237
Looks like I'm going to have to start a folder for Glimmer butt
>>26925238
yes
>>26925238
No.
>>26925238
THE Marker is basically a jpeg with arms and legs
Marker Pone is the pink cutie we all know and love
She is such a vibrant little spark of life. I wish she was canon.
>>26925280
And have her defiled by the fandom at large? She was born here and she'll be raised here, by gum.
I like this horse.
>>26925201
Well, is there a full.
>>26925280I remember way back when I thought having a pony mascot was dumb, but now I absolutely love her
>>26925301
would you date her
>>26925315
Marker is a curious enigma. Back during the early days, around Jan or Feb 2011 I thought I would never like any OCs due to the obvious Sonic comparison and how autistic people can be. Boy howdy was I wrong.
>>26925301
She's a cute horse
>>26925317
>worst princess
>worst main pony
I think I'll pass
>>26925326
I've never seen taste this bad before.
>>26925321
Yeah, I used to think OCs were silly, but now I have one
God help me
>>26925329
>liking characterless pink blobs
I mean whatever floats your boat but still
>>26925333
I've never made one, I'm not nearly that autistic. But the fact remains I've liked a lot of what MLPG has pumped out. Coke Pony was always a particular favorite of mine who sadly doesn't get much nowadays.
I wish we still had girls around so we could give marker a canon voice
>>26925333I have one but I can't even draw or write. I feel so autistic
WARM HORSE NUTSACK RESTING ON YOUR FACE
>>26925338
How many people still visit MLPG, 70 to 100?
Do you really think there isn't a single girl here?
>>26925345
Girls? On the internet? Anon stop being silly.
>>26925345
Honestly if I were a girl here? I wouldn't say a word about it
What's a girl?
>>26925345
We scared all the girls away years ago.
Nothing but dicks here now.
>>26925368
dick-girls are still girls, anon.
>>26925362
Something used for cooking I think
>>26925371
Oh hey look it's another low quality shitpost made by a Shimmerfag
What a surprise
>>26925389
It's not shitposting if it's the truth!
>>26925393
I love that outfit so muchOther than the songs it's the outfits I love about EqG
Shimmer and Glimmer should scissor each other into panting, trembling masses.
ded
>>26925394
i liked these outfits
too bad we only saw them for a split second
Scissoring is boring
There are no dicks
>>26925405
>>26925412
i'm not gay but rubbing dicks together sounds pretty hot
a double-ended dildo is fine too
as long as they're both ponies
>>26925423
>you will never DP a fleshlight with Sunset.
>you will never feel her dick and your dick snugly rubbing and sliding around together.
>>26925423
I want tokillSunset Shimmer.
>>26925431
fuck
stop making me think about how warm and throbbing her cock would be, our slippery pre mixing together and lubricating the whole thing
The dicks are gone from Equestria.
>Today is Take a Walk in the Park Day
You used Boop!
The attack missed!
>>26925442
what will they be replaced with?
>>26925449
i want to take a walk in the park with sunny bunny
>tfw you hurt pony because she loves you more than you love yourself
FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MARKER
>>26925155
>What might have driven ponies to try their hooves at such places?
Probably the same thing that drives Zecora to live in the Everfree Forest - access to some resources (or maybe special source of magic) that they wouldn't get elsewhere.
shimmer glimmer three ways
they want to show you that they can be very naughty ponies
>>26925449
that looks like a great day
I think I'll take a walk in my park today
eating lunch at school when you see this
what do
>>26925186
I need to fuck all three of them.
>>26925485
Kill myself, since I somehow got trapped in the worst dimension possible
>>26925485
Play something from Undertale on my iDevice, turn up the volume, and pretend not to notice.
>>26925394
Shimmy's outfit specifically in the third is beautiful. It suits her so much.
>>26925494
she is the most beautiful ponygirl
needs more hooves
Is Sunset Shimmer's Equestria Girls counterpart trapped in the horseworld?
post some degenerates being total faggots and gaying it up
>>26925519
>>26925519
>Twilight's skinny thighs
She needs to eat more burgers.
>>26925519
>>26925507
>posting worst sunhorse
>>26925519
GAY!
SHIMMERFAGS IN MY MLPG RRREEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26925540
>worst
>sunhorse
No such thing.
>>26925553
You're right, Sunset doesn't even count as a horse
>>26925544
It's true!
We're all fags for Shimmer!
>>26925502
She's a cutie, but most beautiful?
I don't think so. That title goes toEqG Rarity
>>26925519
I like this human
who do you think has a bigger dick
sunburst or human sunset shimmer
the Equestria Girls movies weren't even bad
just soul-killingly mediocre
>>26925570
No, anon
They were bad
Really bad
The only one which might be somehow salvageable is the second one, but that's it
>>26925570
You've got to be kidding
The first one was genuinely 1/10 Monster High tier shit
The third one isn't much better either
>>26925568
Well Sunburst's is below average but Sunset is a girl, so Sunburst wins by default.
>>26925578
are you saying that sunset has a pretty big dick for a girl?
>>26925585
Yeah, but Twilight is bigger
>>26925570I really like Equestria girls
>>26925600you will never watch all the equestria girls get together for a dick-measuring contest
>>26925603
>Dash is upset because she's the smallest
>>26925606
fuckin' spike
is there anything he won't do for a laugh
>>26925602
I genuinely don't understand how people can like it
The plot is horrible, the setting doesn't make sense, the designs are shit and the villain is so fucking boring and stupid that it's almost funny
The only reason I could see is if you somehow wanted to fuck the humanoid monstrosities
>>26925617
Well she IS a very smol horse
>>26925626
I think it's cute and I really like the songs.Pls no bully
>>26925630
affirmative
>>26925626
I like her like this much better.
Also, she and Starlight have that whole "similar yet different" thing going, and it'd be fun to see them interact.
>>26925626
By contrast I assume.
EqG is bad. But there are things like it which are so unbelievably worse you'd never believe it.
I review kids tv shows for my states TV guide, and let me just say, we are all so spoiled by pone. Even pone at its greasiest shit bottom low like Spike At Your Service? It's solid godamn gold compared to most of the shit that's on kids TV these days.It's why I feel like going into autistic fit every time some /mlp/ memer cries that this show is OMG SO LE GARBAGE
Nobody fucking knows.
>>26925650
I don't think they're ever gonna interact
>>26925186
Whos on the right, senpai?
I really, REALLY like her mane.
>>26925653
I've seen a lot of shit movies, and I do mean a LOT, and EqG is still one of the worst ones I've seen
I'd put it somewhere between Foodfight and Baby Geniuses
>>26925659
Junior, the sub pone
>>26925664
I like her everything.
I like her husband too.
>>26925667
Like someone else described, I myself find it utterly, painfully mediocre and dull as opposed to gutwrenchingly bad.
The difference is, you'll be more entertained by Baby Geniuses and Foodfight because they are so SO bad they'll go right around back to entertaining. EQG doesn't have that. It's just boring. It isn't offensively bad enough where it becomes amusing.
But that's just me.
>>26925669
Thanks
>>26925649
personally i like dash's small penis
i think it's cute
You accidentally startle the pegasus, causing it to flutter away screaming, leaving its nest and the exposed pair of blue-speckled eggs behind. It flutters up into the branches of a nearby tree and watches you with its tear-filled eyes darting back to the eggs moment by moment.
I actually enjoyed the scenes with this little shit
>>26925761
Look, Easter was over a few days ago, I'm not taking your eggs away.
test
Celestia forced you to participate in the Pone Toucher Shuffle
Ooga booga.
Where the white ponies at?
>>26925785
I would do anything for a kiss from Rarity
>>26925802
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfCYZ3pks48
>>26925807
>>26925808
Would you take up the curse of The Burdened for the rest of eternity?
>>26925819
Didn't he sell that costumeYes?
>>26925818
I want to kiss his bulge.
>>26925818
>>26925835
That stallion has no business being that cute. He needs to stop before I turn gay.Damn... it may be too late.
>>26925819
Speaking of the Burdened... are there more of these? I love them
Please do not feminize the prince.
>>26925842
Shining Armor is going to be cute and you can't stop him.
>>26925851
Did the Princess of the Night just have a wet dream?...again!?
A Dog andFuckingPony Show
>>26925850
One day princess Flurry is gonna find all these pictures of her Dad online
Diamond Dogs return this season.
And they ban the racist wings.
>>26925875
And get shamefully aroused.
>>26925858
my cuckolding girlfriend
>>26925875
And get the weirdest alicorn boner?
https://derpibooru.org/1118732
>>26925875
And let out a screech that will shatter every window in the building
My headcanon is that she'll grow up to have the shrillest shrieks ever
>>26925894Elusive
Hey look everybody! It's Starlight Glimmer, like from the show!
I miss the cuckfilter.
>>26925910
Why don't you just filter the word cuck?
>>26925842
being attracted to a cute, girly stallion isn't gay
it's like the opposite of gay
>>26925909
>those shitty ears and horn
I'm laughing
>>26925918
The deal cincher for me are the two pieces of blue construction paper used for the highlights. That's priceless.
>>26925917
Anon that is a mare.
>>26925936
Pony says you should give mares more oral. It's good for you and pony.
>>26925936
>>26925957
would that make flurry heart a cute little colt?
>>26925930
Incest best cest.
>>26925967
Yes.
>>26925957
>Cadence sees her husband in his unfortunate situation
>She likes what she sees
>Cadence suddenly becomes a lesbianand finally has a use for her double penetrating strapon
>>26925957
I would a rule 63 Shining Armor,but only if he became a mare and insisted he was a stallion while being penetrated.
God there's something wrong with me and I blame anime.
>>26925997
Isn't Rule 63 Shining Armor already a mare?
>>26925983
what a happy marriage
PRINCESS SHINING ARMOR NEEDS YOUR HELP
>>26926003
Er. Well yes, but I mean I would particularly like rule 63 Shining Armor if it was a result of a genderbending transformation and not just she was always female. I want his stallion brain in a mare body.
>>26926011
What, what does she need?
>>26925963
anon it's too early to be this lewd
GUYS
http://phys.org/news/2016-03-humans-unicorns-earth.html
>>26925186
What's your major malfunction
>>26926013
That's actually pretty unfI'd probably have him tied down so I could just play with his pussy while he protests. I'd have a blast listening to him start to get flustered/aroused, then whip out the ribbed dildo. His eyes would bug out as he finds renewed interest in getting out of his bindings... in vain, of course. I'd love to see the look on his face when I rub the tip against face before packing his pussy with it
>>26926018
>Twilight awakens with a start in the middle of the night as a time-rift tears itself open right in her bedroom; a regal, bejewelled future version of herself steps out of the portal with a bunch of sex toys in telekinetic tow.
>"Sorry Twi, but after years of being exposed to time-sex by my future selves, this is the only way I can get off now."
>>26926013
That's hotEven hotter if Cadance forces him to do girly things for her own amusement
>>26926018
Is it early enough to catch Rainbow Dash getting the morning weather together?
>>26925394
>heelsfag
I will destroy you
>>26925683
I completely agree and that is why I am so baffled when I see people say that they like EQG.
It's a mistery.
>>26926055
you might need some binoculars in order to catch her, but sure
it's a really interesting sight, watching a blue and rainbow blur fly all over the place, pushing clouds several times her size like it's no big deal
>>26926055
Yeah, I think it's early enough.
>>26926058
What'd I ever do to you?I like that picture btw
>>26925813
>we could make some drinks in my blender
>but do take in mind that I'm a sex offender
Oh my god.
No crime is worth this much cringe.
>>26926055
>rainbow dash
>awake before noon
>>26925394
>>26925393
I feel like a little girl or a creep or something for agreeing with you, but yeah, I was always interested in their different outfits.
>>26926084
alright, we're friends again
>>26926092
I like to imagine that Dash does indeed wake up before dawn to help with the morning weather but then goes back to bed around 8 and wakes up some time around noon just in time for lunch.
It's not like it wold take her very long.
It would explain why it seems like she's always napping but still employed.
>>26926094
I dunno, if I became the filly, I would like to wear their outfits desu
>>26926100
Who's your favorite pony?
>>26926104
Not only that, but remember that she's the leader of the weather team for Ponyville, so she's definitely REALLY good at it.
She probably finishes her alloted weather dutyin 10minutes or soso she has the rest of the morning to laze about or make up for waking up as early as she does and catch some more sleep
>>26926111
motherly swan
Sneaking a clutch of plastic eggs under Rainbow Dash while she naps.
Watching from your lawnchair as she panics, flying about trying to care for her new "eggs".
>>26926094
>I feel like a little girl or a creep or something for agreeing with you
There is nothing wrong with liking cute outfits
>>26926075
I'd join her up there if she'd let me>filenamewe could use another waking dash pic
>>26926110
>Become the filly
>Wear all the equestria girls outfits
You can't have everything, Anon. As much as we both want it.
>>26926118
Anon don't activate a pegasus's nesting instincts unless you're ready to lose half of your wardrobethat would be a really cute sight, though
>>26926122I'll keep this in mind, gotta finish commissions first, sorry anon
Nah, she's just a lazy bitch that dumps her responsibilities on the rest of the team so she can sleep all day.
>>26926124
Maybe it's not as impossible as you think, Anon. All I'd need are some connections with a fashion pony and some good ideas.
I'm a filly. I'll find a way.
>>26926135
oh my gosh that's adorable
>>26926135
Stop being stupid, pegasi aren't birds, they reproduce just like every other pony, standard mammalian reproduction.
>>26926142
Hmm.
Do you think she's supposed to be working while she's napping? Maybe she's where she's supposed to be is actively slacking off. Like maybe she's in "charge" of the clouds in one part of town and has to make sure they go where they need to be.
And instead of doing a gradual movement like she's supposed to do she just sleeps on her clouds until it's time for them to be somewhere else then moves them?
>>26926147
But what about bits?
>>26926153
yeah but
do you think dash is smart enough to know that.
her knowledge of reptiles suggests she never took biology class. probably went to sex ed in texas.
>>26926162
Those are easter eggs you dumb blue horse
cute crystal stallions
Heh
>>26926194
Why are all the crystal stallions so pretty?
>>26926194
STARLIGHT IS PLOTTING SOME SPIKE/STALLION SLASHFICS RIGHT NOW
>>26926201
crystal ponies are just natural fags
Look at sunburst for example
>>26926208
He's not a crystal pony, anon
>>26926201
Most of them are but damn I wouldA LOT
>>26926194
Cute crystal colt
>>26926219
But that colt is ugly
>>26926219
I wonder if they even bother using Rumble's colt body type puppet anymore
>>26926229
Fuck you, he was cuter than the purple one.
>>26926159
Um... be really good friends with Rarity? Learn to make my own clothes?
>>26926230
He used the filly model.
>>26926238
do you even think before you type?
>>26926045
>his pussy
Anon that's not how it works
>>26926238
Why live indeed
Maybe you should just kill yourself
>>26926248
He'll be a very cute stallion when he's older
>>26926238I just want to put him in cute clothes
>>26926248
They should stick to using the filly model.
Most colts are ugly. UGLY!
>>26926254
Cute colts tend to grow up to be cute stallions.
>>26926254
Indeed.
http://pony.sex/lewd.webm
>>26926265
that neckpiece is too darn big for that colt
it's so cute
>>26926266
w-whoa nelly
>>26926250
Well, mentally he's still male. That's the part that kinda hits me in the kink.
>>26926267
this always makes me smile
>>26926267
pfft
>>26926273
>Well, mentally he's still male
But anon there's no difference between boy brains and girl brains
>>26926283
He's a male that got transformed into a female.
What are you not getting?
>>26926267
>>26926283
>But anon there's no difference between boy brains and girl brains
I see you subscribe to the idea that gender is a social construct.
You're wrong.
>>26926307
>Celestia will never get uncomfortably close and touch you
what if you're a princess and nobody told you
>>26926362
what if you thought you were a princess but you weren't?
>>26926362
I can't be one though, I don't have a vajayjay
>>26926338
why are andrea's thighs so wonderful
>>26926362
Zach is such a swell guy.
>>26926387
don't you even think about showing your ponut again
>>26926362
What if you were a pony?
>>26926387
Why does pinkie solve her problems by shoving her butt in it?
I WOULD be a princess, but I'm not sure I've got the body for it. I got skinny bird legs and that supreme gentleman fade up.
