Do you think CP ever "pranked" CHS by putting a Chance the Stallion hoersdildo on the statue? More importantly,was it Scilight's?
>>26897992
No, but they probably gangbanged Rainbow and uploaded her cum-soaked face onto social media
That's why she hates them so much
>>26898009
Wait, so which Crystal Prep students have futa cocks?
>>26897992
Reminder:
Horses are not mature beings.
They do not do the sexual, they have little to no advanced forms emotions. They do not own or produce dildos, or know about sex of any kind.
Monkey horses are not humans. Monkey world is not Earth. Monkey ponies are as adolescent and naive as normal ponies. The assumption that they are anything more than the clueless, bumbling, no common sense having children they are constantly portrayed as is fanon.
This is the way things are, and the way they should be.
Ponies are for cute, not PG13+.
>>26898086
>implying that the mane 6 aren't portrayed as the equivalent of 20-somethings
Anon, have you been raiding Hunter S. Thompson's medicine cabinet again? Because this is the kind of retarded shit that only people on ether could dream up.
>>26898378
They might be physically coded to appear 20, but their behavior is more along the lines of a twelve year old than a fully functioning adult.
>>26898399
On what planet? Twilight is versed in advanced mathematics and quantum physics, Rarara is a shrewd small business owner, as is Appul. Panko is good enough at logistics to plan extremely elaborate parties and a complex network of stashed emergency gear, Rainbow has a government job and is a naval reservist, etc.
>>26897992
...how'd they get that sweater on the statue?
>>26898436
You're making a lot of assumptions about how Equestria functions, m8.
>>26898463
Not really, no.
>>26898538
No, you are though. Like 3/4s of the shit you said have real-world counterparts that you're just assuming are exactly the same as the ones in Equestria.
You have zero reason to believe owner a business in Equestria is the same experiences as owning one irl.
You have zero reason to believe that Plinky needs to be an expert at logistics to throw a party.And seriously? A "complex network"? You'd just need a map, dude.
You have no reason to believe that the average government job in Equestria is literally analogous to irl government jobs, and no reason to believe that being a reservist entails the same things as being an actual reservist.
You're /assuming/ that all of these things are exactly the same as they are for us, with literally no evidence. In case you forgot, these are the same ponies that fought a war with pies and lack any coherent economic system.
But let's be completely honest, none of the producers have any clue what they're doing. We could spend hours going back and forth on this, and get nowhere because there's evidence and lack of evidence to support both our positions.
We prefer different things in this show, and that's fine. Let's just agree that the creators are to blame for not choosing one over the other.
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