No Pinkie thread on board?
What a shame
Let's have a new one.
Last thread: >>24939342
Good thread tbh
Holy shit, i missed two threads already? Better catch up!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3zbRnWEhdg
>You are Pinkie Pie
>And it's been forever since that trip with your beautiful Anon.
>Well, it's not forever because it was three days ago and Anon it's not yours yet, but still...
>You just want to spend more time with him
>But this time you don't have any excuse to go!
>This is just AAAWWWFUUUULLL...
>You throw your face over the counter.
>>25063474
>"What's wrong, Pinkie?"
"Nothing, Scootaloo. Enjoying your pie?"
>"Yes, it's delicious."
"..."
>Normally, you would beam a smile and tell her about how you took special care of making the filling.
>But not today. You keep your head over the counter and let time go by.
>A new costumer arrives
>"Oh, Pinkie Pie. What are you doing in such a mopey position?"
>"Hi, Pinkie Pi- OH hi Scootaloo!"
>"Hi Sweetie Belle"
"Hello, Rarity and Sweetie Belle"
>"My, you sound... How shall i put it... So not you? Busy day at work, perhaps?"
>You raise your head to look at the sisters.
"... Sorta"
>"Well, i can understand. I have... Oh, right. Sweetie! What do you want?"
>"I want the Strawberry Cake, please"
>"Ask for the Apple Pie, Sweetie Belle! It's delicious"
>"Oh, thanks Scootaloo... Well, i'll have the pie instead"
>You get yourself off the counter and dully take a slice of pie and serve it.
"Here. Enjoy it."
>"Thanks, Pinkie pie!"
>She goes to talk with Scootaloo while Rarity looks concerned at your plain mood.
>>25063493
>"Oh, dear. You certainly ARE tired!"
>You look at Rarity
>How nice of her to care about you
>But you really don't want to talk about your problem with Anon
>Specially to her, the "lady of romance", she claims to be
"I'll get better with some rest"
>"Oh yes, of course. Nothing like a good sleep to help regain your energies. It has helped me a lot with this work i'm doing for Anonymous"
>>25063621
>You perk your ears
"... Anonymous?"
>"Yes, dear. You see, he showed up a while ago with a shirt and some pants. He is very prudish about his body, it seems."
>Your eyes begin to focus on her
>"And he asked me to make some suits for him, like the one he used to wear"
"I see..."
>"Would you believe me that when i asked him how he lost his suit he told me it was destroyed?"
"Oh... He said that?"
>"Yes, but he didn't go into details. Let me tell you darling, it's been a real challenge to make clothes for a non-pony, specially this completely foreign creature. I spent a whole day thinking about the assembly..."
"Did he tell you something else?"
>She is now looking curiously at you.
"I mean... About..."
>"My, you seem very interested in Anonymous. Is there somethi--"
"I was curious, that's all. This day has been so busy and boring because i haven't gone out in days and your story is so interesting so please tell me more please?"
>"..."
>Rarity is now confused
>At least "confused" is better than "intriguing"
>"Well... I... I remember him telling me that he was sad because his experiments weren't working"
"U huh..."
>"He began to say all this weird words that only Twilight understand. But he was tired and frustrated, i could see that"
"How sad"
>"Indeed, dear. But he was determined. He wanted to try again"
"I wonder how that go"
"Well, he hasn't come to my store since. So i suppose he is still busy."
"U huh..."
>>25063650
>Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo bring their empty plates.
>"Thanks for the pie!"
"Well, i'm very glad you like it"
>You smile at them
>"Oh, look. Pinkie is not bored anymore!"
>"Rarity, you fixed Pinkie Pie!"
>"What?? Oh, no no... But i have an idea of who might fix her for good..."
>She glares at you with a mischievous smile
>Oh, no. She noticed!
>THINK PINKIE, THINK OF AN EVASION. QUICK!
"Yes, Sweetie. I feed on stories. Rarity has told me a story and i feel better. Do you have a story for me?"
>Everyone is looking at you in confusion.
>You just grin
>"Well... We..."
>"Oh, i know! How about that day we tried to be veterinarians and--"
>"Sorry to cut your story short Sweetie, but we have to go now"
>"Really? Whyy?"
>"Don't worry, Sweetie Belle. I'll tell her the story"
>"Thanks, Scootaloo"
>"Okey, here are the bits of the pie. Goodbye, Pinkie"
>"Goodbye, Pinkie"
"See you next time!"
>Rarity and Sweetie Belle leave through the door, but Rarity turns around, sticks in her head and winks.
>"And don't you think that i'll leave this unexplained!"
>Shoot!
Sorry to keep it short this time, but at least i'm not dead!
More tomorrow. Any feedback is welcome as always.http://pastebin.com/XbXcU3q3
>>25060754
Hey, OP! You linked the wrong one
>>25025935
>>25063682
Shoot Indeedy!
Is this tooLewd?
>>25064422
Yes.
>>25064422
Those dubs are lewd
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