In the wake of recent events, a special investigative unit of the United States Department of Defense, working in conjunction with the Central Intelligence Agency, is sent to Canterlot High to root out "causative factors of unidentified high-energy emissions readings that may or may not pose significant risks to national security."
Good luck, Commander.
I don't know where canterlot high was but cia is forbidden to work on American soil. DoD is pure shit and should feel ashamed of themselves.
One month after Scilight
>satellite data indicates that areas of higher emission seem to be concentrated around the local high school
>data from CIA drone indicate that unidentified forces are concentrated about a statue in front of the school
>report findings to superiors
>24 hr survaillance is ordered
>due to classified nature of the case, no warrant is necessary
>school uses wireless CCTV monitoring system hooked up to the districts intranet via an HDD drive on a computer in the office
>look into it, used to store recordings on a larger HDD at the distric office
>jackpot.jpg
>request NSA turn over all duplicated recordings sent from the IP address of the office computer.
>granted
>>26788440
Satellites aren't on American soil.
>>26788417
"Ms. Sparkle. We have a few questions for you, nothing big but we need you to come with us. Don't worry, your friends, they are coming to. "
>holds ear piece for a second
>"b..but what about school? Its....I can't miss class?"
"It's all been taken care of Ms. Sprakle. Now please, come with us peacefully and allow this..... misunderstanding to be sorted out. "
>>26788536
>Entire operation is ruined because a Russian hacker put a virus in the entire system.
>Because SOMEONE was looking at porn on the job.
>>26788665
Are you implying that Celestia watches porn in her office?
>>26788757
Who doesn't?
HIDE YOUR PONIES ! THEY SENT THE CIA !
which i recall has no right to operate legally on American soil..
but to ensure peace in our mutual worlds it is preferable for Her Majesty's Intelligence Services does something about these humans who seems to be a bit too curious.
i am interested in this thread
>>26788417
False alarm, Anon is just making uranium dildos again.
>>26791089
Underated post kek.
>>26788417
I'd like a green of this.Bonus points if secret agent Sweetie Drops is in.
>>26790077
I feel like I recognize this trip. You an oldfag? Or am I just becoming senile.
>>26792474
He's a multi-trip faggot who autisticly role played in the last thread I saw him in.
>>26793196
But I feel like he's been doing that since 2013ish. I mean, I normally hate tripfags, but if he's a tripfag from 2012-2013 I'm actually happy to see him. That means not all of /mlp/ is new.
