Now with 100% fewer awful OP images.
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https://www.anonpone.com/delivery/
Quick Recap:
>You started a job as a delivery pony.
>Made it through your first night with two instances of "rape" on your coworker and one consensual double blow-job.
>Met Sunny "Chilly" Day and Inna Pinch, two of your coworkers.
>Slept with Chilly Day, who was very tsundere.
>Experienced the benefits of being a Harem protagonist.
>Abstracted away from the mortal plane to become a point of pure force.
>Just kissed your coworker.
And finally the deep burning needs starts to subside. You practically deflate as you feel her lips against yours and breath outwards slowly before you finally look away. She’s flushing a little bit more, and looks at you before he wings pomf out. “So uh…” She says. “I take it, you, uh, want to bang?”
“Sure,” you say with a smile. “But first I think we need to finish shopping.” She nods a couple of times.
“R-right,” she said. “That’s what you came out here to do, not get jumped by a crazy pegasus who hasn’t gotten enough action lately.” She laughs a couple of times without much humor. “C’mon…” She says, slowly sliding back into her more relaxed persona as you start to head back to the store. “Let’s go get the stuff…”
There’s a bit of an awkward silence as she walks ahead of you, tall enough that her round ass, bouncing back and forth with each step is right in front of your face.
>>26425978
finish buying things, including a stepstool
>>26425978
Might as well enjoy the view.
Maybe "accidentally" walk into her.
That’s certainly an enticing sight. First you take a glance around. The street is mostly clear of people, lazy sunday afternoon that it is, and the couple of people you see are pretty far away. A devious smile plays over your face before you “accidentally” increase your pace a bit too much and nudge her backside a touch with your muzzle. It’s warm, and soft, the silky fur carefully maintained and cleaned, with the lightest hint of her scent, sweet and arousing.
Pinch then does what she usually does: she ups the ante and stops dead in your tracks before you have chance to react and your inertia carries her right into her backside. She lets out a huff of relief as that subtle scent becomes a feast for your nose and you end up pushing right into her, silky fur covering your face entirely. “Don’t play a game you can’t win,” she says, backpedaling to keep her ass pressed against you all the firmer.
>>26426110
There isn't any loser in this game, silly, that's what makes me want to play a lot
>>26426110
Use lick.
>>26426110
I don't think this game has losers.
>>26426143
Dis.
>>26426172
It's super effective!
“Don’t be silly,” you announce, a little bit muffled by the massive horse ass pushed up against you. Sun, it smells good. “Everyone wins this game.” You decide to emphasize this point by little your tongue out to slurp at her backside.
The noise she makes is hard to articulate, but its something like a “Nrrrrrggghaaaaaaaa…” and you feel something warm and sticky as her ass begins to shift up and down, back and forth across her face. Eventually she steps forward a bit and takes a look at you, face fully fleshed red.
“There,” she says with a wide smile. “Now you look pretty damn good. And no other mare is gonna go after my stallion. Unless I let them. And then I get to watch. Should we finish shopping?”
>>26426278
Oh geez. Clean your face. Finish shopping.
>>26426278
Yeah sure.
So I take it the nightshift dating scene isn't great, huh?
>>26426303
And add some disposable moist napkins, we might need them every now and then.
>>26426278
>a little bit muffled by the massive horse ass pushed up against you
That's the best kind of being muffled.
>>26426278
>my stallion
OH BOY HERE WE GO
>>26426475
You try and clean your face off, with limited success. Its just hard to get any sort of handle on the fluid currently stuck to your face, much to Pinch’s amusement. You mentally note to get some disposable napkins before Pinch leans in and starts to lick at your face, quickly slurping up the femcum still lingering. Eventually, though, both of you still very flushed, you start back towards the supermarket.
“So I take it the nightshift dating scene is not the most rocking?” You mention.
“Urhg, you said it. Gender ratio already skewed as it is, its just worse when there are so few stallions hanging around. Most of them get snapped up right away so you can’t wait. I… uh… feel kind of bad if Chilly gets upset, though…”
>>26426531
We're adults, we can have all the threesomes we want.
>>26426531
Do you know if Chilly is a mare that wouldn't mind sharing? And does she have permission? If so everything will be fine. Hopefully.
“Well.. do you think Chilly would mind sharing?” You ask. “Because if you and her are both willing to share, I think we could find a solution.”
She harrumphs. “I mean, part of me just wants to say no because I want you all to myself… But all things considered, that’s not terribly fair… I dunno. Chilly’s pretty ho- good looking, so I wouldn’t mind getting it on with her, so I wouldn’t mind a threesome…”
She’s in the middle of running the numbers on this sexual geometry when the supermarket comes into sight again. The store’s door are demolished, they lay in shards of glass and plastic. A small path has been cleared by some employees but most of them are just standing around a little perplexed as to how it happened.
>>26426764
Oh right, we did just kind of burst out of the store. Attempt to walk back in. They might not have seen it was us?
>>26426764
Uh, I think it's time to find another supermarket to use
>>26426764
Lets go to another shop.
>>26426846
If she wants us for herself, all she has to do is keep us busy, wink wink nudge nudge.
>>26426991
meant to reply to >>26426764 of course
“Uh…” You say, holding back a bit. “Maybe we should go to another shop.” Pinch regards you, slightly confused, then looks at you and the store, back and forth before her eyes go wide and a dangerous smile crosses her face.
“Holy shit, you….?” She asks, looking back and forth. “Well well well, I’m not usually one for big romantic gestures but I think just this once I can make an exception~” You wraps a wing around and leads you away. “C’mon, I know a nice little place with pretty good prices.”
“Alright,” you say, following after her. “And if you want me all to yourself, you could just, uh, keep me busy.”
She snorts. “Don’t even try me,” she says. “My junk was made for going multiple times and yours would crap out a lot quicker than that, trust me. But nah, if I’m not being a prick its pretty clear it’d be a dick move not to do some sort of dealio with you and Chilly. Just make sure to stock up on viagra. Or get really good at oral. Or both. But, uh, it’s, um, only fair that I’m still allowed to fool around with other stallions, right?”
>>26427080
i mean I guess that's fair if we can go out with other mares. We're pretty much just friends that fuck though.
>>26427080
>But, uh, it’s, um, only fair that I’m still allowed to fool around with other stallions, right?
Sure, we're not cathorselic after all.
“Sure,” you say. “We’re not cathorselic, after all. Let’s just start out as friends who fuck and see if things develop from there.”
“That sounds pretty great,” she said. “Plus I’m pretty sure that Chilly’s gonna do nothing but tease your dick for a while, so I’ll do nothing but suck it.” You smile at the thought and the two of you continue on your way.
You arrive at a small, out of the way supermarket and quickly pick up everything you had got before (plus a step-stool at Pinch’s insistence) and load up a few bags before you start home. In about no time at all you’re in your living room, putting things away. It’s about six PM, five hours before you’ve got to go to work.
What do you do?
>>26427347
Bang Pinch and then take a shower.
or just watch tv.
did chilly leave her glasses here?
>>26427347
Wah, what are we gonna do on the step-stool?
I need an actual suggest here.
What are you guys going to do?
>>26427610
Set course for intercourse
Go back home with pinch, and once the groceries are all put away, get a lick on that flank again
Things should go on on their own from here
>>26427636
we're already in our house
>>26427610
Go into the bedroom andhide the toys.
>>26427610
Go down on her and give her all the foreplay she can bear until she begs us for our package delivery.
>>26427610
Let's relax before we go to work? Just sit on the couch and start watching some tv. There's nothing that we need to do right this moment.
>>26427676
>Go down on her
Although in her case that might actually mean "go up on her"
>>26427676
We can be the load deliverer and she can be the load bearer.
>>26427677
>get kissed by her
>wreck a shop chasing after her
>kiss her
>"so you wanna fuck?" - "yes"
>put face against her ass
>get butt shoved in face harder
>lick her
>agree to become fuckbuddies+
>Let's relax, sit on the couch, start watching TV
>>26427702
that's the set up for fucking though.
>>26427677
Good tact. I vote this.
>>26427728
>Pinch
>tact
>>26427657
Than why haven't we started fucking yet?
>>26427739
so we should just whip out our dick and tell her to start sucking?
I'm actually asking that.
How do we translate the kinetic energy of our rushing-out-of-stores ability to thrusting?
>>26427764
Of course not. We tongue-punch her clit, THEN whip out our dick and tell her to start sucking.
Let's demand a wingjob.
>>26427778
>We must arrive at the orgasm before the shift starts
But let's save that for later
You settle her down on the couch, so that she’s lying back. From there, you lean in, lips flexing as you trail from her stomach and down between her legs, giving her a single long lick. She grins and her hooves go to the back of your head, pushing you down into her nethers. You give her a withering gaze in return which she returns with a playful smirk. “Did I do that?” She says with a mischievous flair.
You roll your eyes and dig in, tongue slithering in and slurping at her insides. Her taste is even better when you’re getting more of her, and she’s not complaining, writhing with delight and huffing out, forelegs pounding at the couch. “Sun’n’stars,” she growls, wings flaring out and hind-legs pinning against your head ever tighter. Then, with an artful twist, she flips you off the couch, wings flapping to slow the fall so that your head doesn’t feel too much pain.
It’s a bit more intense now, as she takes advantage of her new leverage to grind up against your face roughly, gasping with the exertion. “Fuck,” she shouts. “Yes. More more more more,” she says, grabbing your head again. You’re doing pretty much all you can, licking and slurping, but she’s in control of the show, and its not long before there’s a final spurt of femcum and she slumps, barely moving off of your face before she falls on top of you.
“S-sorry,” she said. “Got a bit… too into that… Can I make it up to you?”
>>26427860
The answer to that question is yes. What should we do?
>>26427860
Oh I bet you can.
With your mouth.
And your wings.
bop
“Oh I bet you can,” you say, wriggling out from underneath her, grunting as you go. “With your mouth,” you say as you get free, massive shaft hanging out and resting on her face, sitting on your haunches. “And your wings.”
She smiles, looking a bit tired and still pretty clearly huffing from the aftershocks of her orgasm but she nods eagerly. Her wings flare out, and massive as they are it’s easy for her pinions to trail up and down the sides of your shaft. Her tongue lolls out as she breathes in your musk, and she slides up, tongue pulsing and flattening out to trail the delicate underside of your shaft before she finishes up at the tip with a long, hungry slurp, gulping in and smile.
“Pretty good,” she said. “It’s been too long since I tasted quality dick.” You smile at her somewhat sadistically and grab the top of her head before your jerk her head down. She chokes slightly on your dick, but you’re too busy hanging your head back with sigh to care too much. She glares at you, but there’s a smile behind her attempt at anger, and once she’s had a moment to calm down, she starts suckin bobbing back and further, tongue swirling around as she pushes herself further and harder.
[1/2]
>>26428323
Her hooves reach around to grab and grope at your toned stallion ass, using it as leverage so that she can force herself down and up further and fast, friction massaging your shaft as she moves. Your legs push out, and you decide to return the favor from yesterday by locking your legs around her head. You’re much more restrained than her, however, and you resist the temptation to absolutely lose it.
Until your dick decides it’s time to lose it. As she shows her appreciation as absolutely fast and hard as she can manage, your cock twitches perceptibly, and you can feel your balls clench. She can feel it too, and slides up to the very tip of your dick as you finally shoot out with a sigh. She “Mmmmmms” in appreciation and waits until you’re done before she swallows with a gulp, letting your dick go with a final ‘pop’.
[2/2]
>>26428341
Not bad. Now, how about we take this in the bedroom and see if we can annoy my neighbors?
>>26428341
That was fun and we got one more in us. How about we take that big flank for a test ride?
>>26428341
Not exactly the first thing I'd open with, but that's what happens when the quest rubs while you're sleeping.
Time to clean up? Unless we're up for another round...
But if not, we could talk more, or go outside and explore a little. The monsters won't come out in the day,right?
>>26428341
Let's take a shower together and then chill a bit until it's time for work.
You slowly stand up with her. “Wew,” you say. “That was… pretty damn good… I think I got one more in, if you want to-”
She bodily picks you up “Two years,” she says with a hint of exasperation, carrying you into your bedroom. “It’s been two years, now we’re doing this.”
“O-oh,” you say. You’re tossed from a fair distance onto the bed. “Wah! You say, what are we going to do on th-” She leaps on top of you, and there’s a brief period where every ounce of breath in your lungs is gone before she finds the link-up and your cock slides inside of her.
“Hey I thought you said I was gonna be on top.” You say, though it’s a bit hard to complain when your shaft is suddenly encompassed by velvety warm wetness.
“Later,” she growls. “I need this…” And she starts to bounce, with the most intense look of concentration you’ve ever seen up and down, pussy convulsing around your dick as she practically pulverises your pelvis with percussive pumps of powerful pussy. Gasping and huffing for breath, she goes faster and harder, bouncing and bobbing, starting in on a rolling motion with just enough lateral motion to give it texture without seriously hurting your dick.
>>26428679
“Thank Celestia,” she said as she bounced faster and harder. “I thought my next lay was gonna be some fuckin thin-dick unicorn. I got the good shit, here.” She let loose a low moan and leaned in, hooves resting on your chest as she bounced harder and harder. She’s going so fast that its hard to hang on, your reserves of earth pony endurance the only thing letting you keep on, but its not long before you see her convulse, and she lifts up high, fluttering her wings for traction before she slams back into you and the two of you climax together, you letting out a lower groan while she practically squeals out her elation and slams down onto you.
“Okay,” she said. “Now I’m done… How are you doing?”
>>26428679
>practically pulverises your pelvis with percussive pumps of powerful pussy
Impressive.
>>26428699
I'll tell you once I can feel my legs again.
>>26428699
Can't complain. Planning on paying you back with a hard pounding on another night. Need to start getting ready for work after we cuddle for a bit.
Sorry guys that was a bit more lewds than I was expecting and it took a bit out of me. We'll continue tomorrow.
>>26428883
Alright, have a good night. Hope we can deliver some packages tomorrow
>>26428883
sleep tight, sleepymail
>>26428883
Sure thing, don't worry. I actually wouldn't mind not having too much lewd. Don't get me wrong, I like lewd and you wrote some nice lewd, but I prefer having lewd not dominate a quest. Those small bits like in the first thread were fine, but you don't have to cram every thread with multiple-post lewds. Fine every now and then, but not just for the sake of having lewds.
That's my personal hot opinion at least.
>>26428978
Yeah, from now on I'm definitely toning it down. It was never supposed to be this lewd.
IT WAS NEVER SUPPOSED TO BE THIS LEWD.
>>26429013
are you saying that it was a mistake when I suggested to "accidentally" walk into pinches butt? because that's what caused it.
>>26429058
I don't think that's the only reason we won a trip to the fun time grotto.
>>26429058
Please. This lewd was happening regardless.
>>26428978
Yeah, I agree.
Let's stick to delivering lewd packages for a while.
We should leave early for work right?
>>26429976
Getting to work early makes a good impression.
But I want to explore the place some. We have that "don't get lost" don't we? We should use it
Which is more unprofessional, fucking your coworkers or fucking your clients?we're doing both either way.
>>26431179
Depends on the profession.
But in our case, at least we'd get to test out the toys we deliver
Would people like to see me make Blind Seer into a stallion for some gay?
I enjoy me some gay, just thought no one else would. I don't mind the retcon if you guys would enjoy it more.
>>26431292
I don't wouldn't mind either way. It makes the whole 'only stallion thing' a bit odd, but I suppose if Seer was gay it would still make sense.
>>26431292
It's not personally my thing.
>>26431292
I can enjoy some gay stuff now and then, sure. But remember the lesson from /cyoa/: it's just a thing he happens to be, not the point of his character.
But remind us who Blind Seer is again?
>>26431369
They are going to be your third delivery team member. I'd be retconning it so that they're so reason he hasn't shacked up with the other two (probably that he's gay) but unless there's a high level of demand (and there doesn't seem to be) I'm just gonna stick with them as a mayor.
And gender isn't the basis of their character, so being gay won't be either.
>>26431401
Okay then. You have my support.You know, I was the one who pointed the female majority thing and I didn't think you'd want to write gay stuff. Hence the "why so many ladies" thing
chilly is going to be just as fun if not more bump.
>>26431292
I'm fine with that. I'm not gay for humans, but I definitely like me some horse schlong.
bamp
>>26432337
We'll see.
>>26431179
>>26431247
Would it be unprofessional not to?
up from page 10.
beb
Having fun bum
let's kiss!
“I’m… okay,” you say, mane damp with sweat. “But we should get ready for work… I kind of want to be there early.” It would make a good impression, and its not like you’re gonna get much of a chance to kiss ass under normal circumstances.
“Don’t worry too much about that,” Pinch says. “Technically, Chilly is the manager, has been since she started the shift and her former manager quite the night shift. Its why she has the keys and everything.”
“Oh,” you say with a huff. “Well, I guess I should probably take a shower… I’m gonna be rank with everything that’s happened so far…” Pinch nods her affirmation and the two of you take turns in the shower.
Your stomach rumbles a bit. What do you want to do for dinner/lunch?
>>26439348
We can cook some of that spaghetti that we got.
>>26439348
You decide some italian is order and pull out the spaghetti and throw a pot on the oven heating up the water and throwing in the spices, waiting for it to come to a boil. Meanwhile, Pinch takes her shower, hot enough that a little bit of steam is leaking into the main room. She eventually finishes as you’re adding the noodles.
“Shiiiit,” she says, sniffing at the air. “Am I invited? Who’s dick do I need to suck in order to get me some kickass pasta? I have eaten nothing but freezer meals and diner food for the past two months. I will kill for you.” Her mane is a little bit damp, and she’s co-opted one of your towels, wrapping it around her mane in that weird teepee thing on top of her head. She takes a seat at the bar and watches you work.
>>26439624
Let's put a plate down in front of her and then eat ours. Ask what she thinks.
In response, you simply slide a plate over. “Let me know what you think,” you say, but by the time you finish saying it she’s already started to attack the plate of noodles with an appetite that makes you rethink your religious convictions.
“This is amazing,” she says, and you take a bit of your own plate. It’s not bad, but not the best spaghetti you’ve ever made, much less the best food period, but she’s eating it like a mare who hasn’t had anything since she was forced to eat her brother in a fit of cannibalistic hunger three weeks prior.
Her table manners aren’t the best. Not that she’s a total slob or even so much messy, but more like her entire focus while eating is shovelling the food into her mouth with as much speed as possible. She finishes up before you’re even through your third bite and she lets out a contented sigh. “That…’ she said. “Was AMAZING.”
>>26439977
Well then we're glad she liked it so much. I wonder if we're going to end up feeding these two. If they eat over here often enough we'll need to start charging.
If we have some left over then she can have more.
>>26439977
Shit, what kind of freezer meals and diner food has she been eating if regular pasta is that good for her?
>>26439977
Yeesh, you must have been eating cardboard.
“Yeesh,” you say. “What kind of cardboard have you been eating? That was just regular pasta and some spices…”
“Can’t beat that feeling of homecooked food,” she says. “Damn. I’m gonna brag to Chily about this for days.”
“I get this funny feeling like I’m going to be feeding you two,” you deadpan. “I expect grocery money if this becomes a thing.”
“Shit, I can buy my way into this?” Pinch says, jolting upright in her chair. “Hot damn. I’ll give you three hundred out of every paycheck if I can-”
“Woah, woah, woah? Three hundred bits? How big is this paycheck?” You ask, incredulous. Rent on your apartment was only three hundred bits, and it was a fairly upscale location, albeit rent-controlled.
“Oh, it’s pretty damn big,” Pinch says. “We get hazard pay. People will pay a lot to get their packages shipped at night. Not quite sure why.” She shrugs. “But I mean have you begun to feel the… irk yet? From being awake in the morning?”
>>26440250
We didn't notice anything last night ( that I'm remembering)
“I don’t think so,” you note, trying to think back to that night. There was a slight twinge, but you figured it was just grumpiness. “I mean… is that a thing that happens?”
“Oh yeah,” PInch says. “Pretty soon the idea of being up in the morning at all is kind of hellish. The afternoon is about the earliest you’ll be able to function at all, and coffee doesn’t help much, either.” She shrugs “You’ll see what I’m talking about.”
A glance at the clock lets you know its closing in on 11, which makes it time to get to work. You and her head out and stop and stop at Pinch’s place so she can grab her uniform. She heads inside and there’s a few minutes delay before Chilly comes out. Her color is mostly orange, but a little bit more dull than this morning. She has a scarf and earmuffs tucked on.
“Hi,” she says. “Were you, uh, hanging out with Pinch earlier?”
Pausing, sorry, need to do some chores. May be up later.
>>26440484
Yeah, she followed me to the store when I was buying food and then she followed me home.
>>26441092
This is so amazing that I'm going to start running again.
“Yeah, she followed me to the store when I was buying food and then she followed me home.” You opt to go for the most simplistic explanation possible. No use needing to explain what she didn’t ask.
“Oh,” she said, the relief melting off of her. “Oh and she probably mooched some dinner off of you, too. That’d explain why she smells like spaghetti…”
“Yeah,” you say. “I don’t mind. She was talking about helping me pay in exchange for meals every now and then.”
“That’s a great idea,” Chilly says with a nod. “If you start doing that, I’m all in.” She pauses for a second. “So you two… didn’t… y’know…”
>>26441333
Didn't...?
>>26441333
Two ways to approach this. playing dumb "didn't what?"
and
"Would you be jealous if we did?"
>>26441372
Well, Pinch was the one pushing for it because of the whole dry spell situation. We could always emphasis it was a friend thing to avoid any upsets.
>>26441092
I expected pinch to have messier hair, for some reason
>>26441486Nah, she keeps it cropped closer that way for fighting reasons.
“Didn’t....?” You ask looking at her.
“Didn’t…” She repeats and squeaks something so low you can’t here it.
“Didn’t?” You ask one more time, sadistic streak flaring up for just a second.
“PENIS IN VAGINA,” Chilly says, lifting her head up and shouting at an echoing volume, lound enough to bounce down the hallway. If anyone was in the hallway, they had heard it. Most of the people who were there neighbors probably had, too.
There was a deafening silence and she looked like a deer in the headlights. “Um…” she said. “Uh. I. Um. Uh.”
“It happened,” you admit. “Why?” Her ears droop immediately and you could swear her tone shifts a shade cooler.
“Oh…” she said. “I’m um. Okay. I guess that makes sense. If you don’t want to…”
“Hey, hey,” you say. “Its not like that. It was a… friend thing.”
“You guys fucked… as friends?” Chilly asks, giving you a dubious glance. “That’s not a thing.”
Reminder that ya'll just broke the heart of this adorable bite-sized cutie.
>>26441623
Knew it should have been a secret but it's better to deal with this now.
Pretty sure it's a thing. We both did agree that we weren't committing to each other and I'm single so I didn't see a problem with it.
>>26441623
Chilly, I get the feeling you're not exactly an expert on the matter. Some friends do things like this with each other. It's just another type of fun.
“I mean, I don’t mean to be a dick, but you don’t come across as an expert,” you say. “It’s fun. A different type of fun, yeah, but just… y’know. Fun.” You shrug. “We both agreed to it. I’m single so I didn’t see a problem with it.”
Chilly’s eyes look back into her apartment. Not slovenly, but sort of… not particularly well taken-care of. Like somehow has way too much stuff into too small a place, but you get the feeling she’s really thinking about Pinch who’s sorting through things in there, currently touching couch cushions aside with her delivery hat on and swearing.
Slowly she started to turn around and bent over. She’s shaking rather intently as she slowly lifts up her tell. “I mean… if y-you want too… w-we could…”Now its back where it belongs.
>>26441895
end the sentence for her "penis in vagina"?
ask if you can grab her tail and lift it all the way up to get a peek at her goods since she's seen yours.
pretend to think about it and say yes.
>>26441895
I'd like to. It's up to you.
“Penis in vagina?” You ask, grabbing her tail with a hoof and lifting it up all the further. Her slit is very moist, and as the cool air breezes against it her clit winks and you hear a little flutter in her voice.
Then, as you reach out to teach it, your hoof barely grazes against the outer lip before she jerks straight and goes rigid, stepping out of your reach ever-so-slightly. “I have to go to work,” she announced loudly and started to run away down the hall, huffing and puff as she tried to go as fast as possible.
A second later, Pinch appeared outside her door, locking it behind her. “What’s her deal?” She asked. “Are you gonna break shit to follow her?”
>>26442099
Nah, she doesn't have wings.
>>26442099
Nah. She's gonna come back to us later in the morning. We're also going to the same place. Let's go to work!
Pausing here so I don't keep you guys up too late.
>>26442099
I'll give her some time to think about it.
What now?
>>26442243
night
>>26442243
I could keep playing. Though you have a good night.
Let's go catch up to her even though she probably didn't make it very far on her small legs.
bumping to one.
>>26441092
beb
>>26441092
>>26443894
based
>>26443894
cool
>>26443894
neato
>>26443894
Sweet
>>26439624
>heating up the water and throwing in the spices
REEEEEEEEEEE
• heat up water until it boils
• add salt
• ADD NOTHING BUT THE SPAGHETTI
• do especially not add any oil to the water
• cook until pasta is al dente (not a slobbery mess, but not undercooked. The pasta needs to give a little bit of "resistence")
• strain
• put on plate
• add sauce/pesto
• eat or put in pockets for future spilling
>>26446559
Pff, anon, please. You forgot the most important part: pasta has to be cooked on running fire for no more than half of the cooking time. Then you pick a lid, place it on the pot and turn the fire off for the remaning minutes (maybe a couple more if it's not fully cooked).
This way, pasta retains flavor and proteins, while you don't waste gas for something that feels too wet and devoid of flavor
>>26446592
Your mom is too wet and devoid of flavor.no, thanks for the advice, I'll try that next time.
We should get some pizza later.
quick board bump
>>26446559
>>26446592
Come for the CYOA, stay for the cooking advice
moving on up.
>>26450856
again
Every playerbase has a unique supertalent. Mine just happen to have cooking.
I'll be starting up in 40 minutes or so. This just amuses me too greatly.
>>26451570
Now you have to research cooking and make it as accurate as possible.Cooking CYOA when?
>>26451799
Actually, this wouldn't be too bad an idea. Maybe combined it with the "cataloguing equestrian wildlife" thrown around in the General.
I'll think about it.
“She’ll be around eventually,” you note. “No need to obliterate the apartment building to get after her. I could probably catch up to her if I just ran, short as her legs are. Aren’t we heading out to the exact same location as her, anyway?” You and her start off down the stairs as you talk. All the better to not to be late for work and get some chatter in at the same time.
“Yeah, but as the boss, she could just grab her packages and head off before you get there, maybe with Blind, too,” Pinch tells you. “So hey. Looks like you’re stuck with me. Should I get ready to repeat what the succubi did to you yesterday?”
As you make your way outside, you note that it’s night… but just night. There’s less light but it seems to be acting normally, as opposed to the super darkness that you recall from earlier, and though its misty, its probably just the summer monsoons getting ready to kick in.
>>26452046
Nah, she doesn't need to do what the succubus did yesterday. Her stomach is already full of spaghetti anyway.
Pinch is easy mode! Let's go get them packages shall we?
Pardon me, I need to check something
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>>26452046
Huh, guess the weirdness takes a while to kick in.
And no Pinch, I think I'm better off without you helping them steal my 'energy'.
>>26452046
Ask Pinch about the weather
As you make your way outside, you note that it’s night… but just night. There’s less light but it seems to be acting normally, as opposed to the super darkness that you recall from earlier, and though its misty, its probably just the summer monsoons getting ready to kick in.
“So,” you say, looking at Pinch as you somewhat hesitantly step into the mostly normal night. “How’s about that weather?”
“Oh, right,” Pinch said. “Yeah, you’re not quit at the ‘everything makes sense’ point. Midnight to eight. And dawn never moves, it’s always at eight. Try not to think about it too much, dude. Like… I don’t know exactly how to put it, but Blind once said that ‘the sunlight makes the laws, and the lack of sunlight makes us free’. Its kind of trippy.”
>>26452267
Alright. Don't think about anything. Chilly gave us that advice too.
>>26452267
Right, not worth it.
She's told us about Chilly and herself, now what can she tell us about Blind?
“Right. Don't think about anything. Seems like the best way not to go stark raving mad around here."
"Yeah, pretty much. I mean, Blind seems to think there's some great all-encompassing mystery that you can solve if you get really deep into the nitty gritty but I don't see the point."
"So I’ve heard what you have to say about Chilly,” you point out. “And you’ve told me plenty about yourself-”
“Plenty? I haven’t even gotten into how-”
“PLENTY about yourself. But what about Blind? I haven’t heard much about her,” you point out. Might as well get a quick rundown on all your coworkers before you meet them.
“Oh, Blind? She’s great… But she’s a kind of great that you have to be ready for, y’know?” She looks over at you. “Like. first and foremost don’t get too upset at her if she comes across as really rude. She’s not trying, she’s just got a very upfront way of speaking. And also don’t get upset if you have no idea what’s she talking about. That’s a pretty common state of being.”
The two of you enter the shipping company and take a quick peek around. You see two packages left on a counter with a delivery slip for both, but no sign of Chilly quite yet.
>>26452601
Did we beat her here? Check out the packages.
>>26452601
Look at the packagesDidn't you say Blind was going to be retconed into a gay guy?
>>26452601
Take both the packages then. Check the names on the slip.
You check the names on the packages. One is for Coffee Chug, and it appears to be an espresso machine to a downtown coffee shop. The other one appears to be for a Research Reading, and it’s a reading lamp. Mentally checking your map, you note that the two locations both appear to be fairly close together.
You notice a note. “Two packages tonight,” it says. “Get them delivered, I’ll see you at the Nite Owl -SD.” You pocket the shipping manifests and turn to Inna. “Alright,” she says. “Let’s get a move on.”
As you head out of the delivery place, you have a short moment to reflect. How are you feeling? Horny? Bored? Anything in particular?
>>26452921
Happy and Eager! You want to deliver those packages as quickly as possible and you won't have to worry about anything raping you.
Inquisitive. Will Pinch and Sunny want to sleep with you in the morning?
Slightly horny. You want to stick your dick in Sunny's tight and wet pussy after having seen it.
>>26452921
Excited. this is our first real night on the job really.
>>26452921
High spirits. We got laid before work and about to see Sunny Day after work.
You’re excited by the thought of the first day on the job! After all, you are determined to become the best delivery pony of all time, and you’re not about to let something like eldritch horrors get you down. There’s a slight spring to your step as you walk, and it’s not long before Pinch is smiling and surging forth along with you.
But the pussy, it vexes you. The glistening sight of Sunny’s slit wet before you… You’d be lying if you were saying you didn’t want to get a taste later. You try and push those thoughts away, for now. Right now, its about delivering the packages. Er, you mean delivering the mail. Damn postal work, its too sexy for its own good.
As soon as you leave the office, Pinch heads right down a major street and into a kaleidoscopic assortment of colors, surging and shifting around. Your map tells you that its the street that would lead you straight to your delivery location, but you also recall Chilly taking a very circumvent path through a half-dozen different detours to get where you went last night.
What do you do?
>>26453164
No point in randomly wandering when we know the way.
Better to avoid obstacles when you see them.
>>26453164
Delivery comes first.Pun possibly intended
>>26453164
Follow Pinch, but keep an eye out for anything.
If anything comes after us, we should have a backup route ready.
>>26453164
Tell Pinch that we should avoid those colors, we know some alternate routes we can take.
You take off after her, trotting until you manage to catch up with her and take a look around. “Well,” you say. “Delivery comes first.” Rage, green, blue, the colors swirl over you one after another. You think you here skittering… sounds of tiny legs moving all around you, convulsing. The sound is about a hundred times louder than you think it should be, but it's hard to say.
“Yeah, I know that Chilly does the pansy thing where she tries to skirt around, ‘specially like… uh, what was her list? Major population centers, locations of violent crimes, and major geometric features, or something like that. But I think this is quicker. Plus, you see cooler stuff. Look at that.”
She points out a giant mass of blackness in spite of the fog, always the omnipresent black mass that writhes and rises. You think you can hear words calling out, but as you strain to hear, you realize that it’s just a voice in the back of your head. Lighter? Rider? Powder? You can’t quite make it out.
>>26453510
Weird. We'll have to get a stick tomorrow so we can poke stuff with it.
>>26453510
Well she's right. It does look pretty cool.
>>26453510
Wonder what happens to everyone else who passes through here. Its a main street, gots to be some business and homes here.
“Well… it does look pretty cool,” you say, looking at the mass through the psychedelic fog, though a niggling sense of anxiety is starting to build in your. “It looks like they’re making something… Haven’t you seen this before?”
“Not really,” Pinch admitted. “The fog shifts so rapidly because we’re actually heading through a couple dozen different shard thingies, or so Blind tells me. This shit is pretty much randomized.”
“Oh,” you note, transfixed by the morphing shape in front of you and still desperately trying to here what the noises are saying, harder and harder over the constant, creeping skittering noise. Wilder? Hypo? Fighter?
“That thing looks pretty cool though,” Pinch says. “I mean, it looks like its turning into something? Is that a leg?”
And as you look, it does indeed look a bit like a leg… but more like a lot of legs. More like something with an uncomfortably large amount of legs and a bulbous body… That’s starting to move.
And you can hear it now. The skittering stops and leads to dead silence except for the boomin steps of the figure and the voice. SPIDER SPIDER SPIDER
Pausing for the night.
So can we get confirmation if the Blind Seer retcon is happening? Because I though last thread he was going to be gay...and not a lady.
>>26453788
Does the spider like sugar? Throw some candy at it.
>>26454029
I've thought of a solution.
>>26453788
Got any advice Pinch?
>>26454029
Why does it matter so much?
>>26455610
Seemed like one thing was going to happen, then the opposite did. I'm confused, so I ask a question. I got no answer, so I ask again.
So are things like this normal for you pinch?
beb
This thing is pretty spooky!
this be a bump
Pinch save us! Maybe we can just run past it?
getting a bump.
beb
Some things have come up. Let the thread die, I'll start a new one in not too long.
>>26465173
rip
>>26465173
ded quest confirmedseriously, people never come back from "i need to stop updating for a bit
>>26465246Don't worry, I'm just moving.
>>26465316
why the fuck is everyone moving latelyInept is moving, you are moving, Zombie Guy is moving. What the fuck is up with that
>>26465388They're all moving into Choosie's big meme house.
