You are locked in a battle to the death with Anon for the privilege to enter the magical land of Equestria.
The Final Battle sequence begins.
Battle rules refreshment and other pointers to follow.
IT BEGINS
Now some quick notes. While I intend to end the Quest tonight through this marathonic endurance run (around 6 hours or so), battles are mostly RNG based so it could last anywhere between 1 hour to needing yet another session. In the case the battle does not end tonight we will continue the battle next Friday or Saturday ( I will clarify through the week with a thread). Now let's begin.
BATTLE RULES:
Easy to follow, so pay close attention.
For Board-tan turns (Player): Specify an attack/skill related to the board-tan. The first post ending in 9 is the winning move.
Then reply to the winning post. 3rd reply to said post will decide on the amount of damage/healing/power the attack does, from 1 to 9 based on the post ending number.
If the post ends in 0, then it's a miss. If the post is doubles, then the damage/effect is doubled. If trips, then tripled, and so on.
Attack drawings will be more sketchy and less detailed to help speed up the battle. If an attack it's repeated, then I'll polish the panel more.
Order turn: /mlp/ > /x/ > /co/ >/v/>Anon> repeat
>await next panel
>>26216351
SECOND FOR HAPPENING
>>26216351
HAPPENING
wow this is finally over
It's /mlp/-tan's turn
>input attack
STANDING HERE
>>26216439
Use earth pony buck
>>26216439
Use magic bubble shield around party for improved defense
>>26216439
SUMMON DISCORD
>>26216464
This
>>26216439
sing song to unify the hearts of team members raising their attack.
>>26216464
Sure, okay: this.
>>26216439
>>26216464
>>26216479
>>26216482
Perhaps it's just not meant to be
>>26216479
this better be good
>>26216479
Input song through Youtube video link.
First 6 or 9 decides.
Specific genres will have different effects.
>>26216511
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FvXznPl1J8
>>26216511
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R82paQbF0Yo
>>26216511
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WccfbPQNMbg
>>26216511
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGU1P6lBW6Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3472Q6kvg0
>>26216511
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUyDcGSMPEQ
>>26216511
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhW-pYTNC4M
>>26216511
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlBnJ0egT_4
>>26216548
Roll
>>26216556
Fuck you /pol/
>>26216529
Oh god, we're going edgy on turn 1.
>>26216529
Never really listened to this band much but my brother did. Approve.
>>26216529
looks liek you win
>>26216529
Well, that's something different.
>>26216529
Nice
>>26216529
Too bad /tg/ isn't in our group, he'd love this
BATTLE THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XmDYJBZZdc
If you happened to miss yesterdays, here's the progress leading up to it.
Aaaand here's the rest of the story so far.
>http://imgur.com/a/8Yd4j
Is the Third reply damage calc based on the move post or the song choice?
>>26216529
You channel a voice to match that of a valkyrie (with body THICCNESS to match her too).
You can feel /mu/'s dissapproval.
>metal
Filled with hope, your team mates might reroll damage once if their damage is 5 or less. LASTS 1 TURN
/mlp/-tan might not cast a buff for 2 turns.
>await next panel
>>26216659
Since this was a buff, and not a heal/attack. It didn't apply.
For consistency however, all buffs from now on will have their power based on the number of the third reply.
Thanks for clearing that up for even I get confused sometimes.
>>26216672
>free re-rolls for a full round
noice
>>26216713
Nice because I remember all the rage that came pouring into the thread whenever someone got a shit damage roll.
It's /x/'s turn.
>input Attack
BUFFS:
/x/ might Reroll 1 Damage roll if 5 or less ONCE
>>26216749
MOON TULPA
>>26216672
How does re-rolling work? Is it the third reply to the low-rolling post? The sixth to the attack post?
>>26216749
cast shadowy apparitions to give anon night terrors
>>26216749
Summon Fox Mulder
>>26216749
Summon Tulpa
CHANNEL THE POWER OF THE MOON FOR A DEVASTATING ATTACK, NIGGA
>>26216749
Sailor Moon Tulpa
>>26216749
SUMMON MR SKELTAL
>>26216749
REROLL>>26216752
>>26216749
summon MOON NIGGA tulpa
>>26216749
skellingtons
>>26216749
Cast spoopy mist to attempt to debuff anon.
>>26216749
SAILOR MOON TULPA
>>26216749
Jumpscares
>>26216749
INNA-WOODS CONSPIRACY THEORY
>>26216766
reroll
>>26216779
you got it. now the question is do we have to say "Sailor Moon Tulpa"
>>26216779
yeeeeee
>>26216779
:^)
>>26216755
I will ask if the player wants to reroll.
Reply to the question, and the 3rd reply decides if they want to reroll or not.
If they say yes, then the third reply to that is the new damage.
>>26216756
Roll
>>26216809
>Moon Tulpa at max damage
NOICE
>>26216809
noice
>>26216809
Nice 9 man!
>>26216809
And everything went better than expected
>>26216809
>>26216809
thanks [s4s]
>>26216809
yeah boy
>>26216809
>>26216779
Maximum effect.
Something has begun to change within /x/.
This transformation will take one turn.
During this turn, /x/ is invulnerable.
>await next turn
>>26216894
HEEEEELL YEAH
>>26216894
I think I see where this is going.
>>26216894
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1xAPQgGZ0U
>>26216649
And if thread-capping isn't your thing we have the quest archive.
https://www.anonpone.com/mlptan/
It's nice that we have options.
It's /co/'s turn!
>input attack
BUFFS:
/co/ might Reroll 1 Damage roll if 5 or less ONCE
>>26216944
Release the Animaniacs
>>26216948
Do this
>>26216944
Rapid punch with the flash's super speed.
>>26216944
ROSE QUARTZ TULPA
>>26216948
THIIIIS
/co/nrad channels power through his belly gem and puts up a bubble shield that will block one attack.
>>26216944
Cyclops eye lasers!
>>26216944
Present comics of non-canoninity!
>>26216944
reroll >>26216948
>>26216944
use the power of ren and stimpy
>>26216948
This is the best course of action
Release Animaniacs pls
>>26216966
Reroll.
>>26216948
IT'S TIME TO DO THIS roll
>>26216948
dis one yo
>>26216979
Fug
>>26216979
what a crappy attack
>>26216979
aw shiet nyukka
>>26216944
He must do this: >>26216948
>>26216989
Oh, Sweet!
>>26216995
>Almost trip 9s
You couldn't just wait, could you, ya silly bastard
>>26216944
You must do eet: >>26216948
Hey guys, it's me, the person who fucked everything up last thread
But hey, I brought some popcorn to make up for it, hopefully everything turns out okay and you can forgive me
>>26217008
third reply dumbass
>>26216995
/co/ got a 5.
Will /co/ reroll?
Y/N
3rd reply decides.
If yes then 3rd reply to said reply decides new damage.
>>26217024
Nah
>>26217024
I think this is fine. Keep it. n
>>26217024
Yah.
>>26217024
yes
>>26217024
NO
5 is good enough.
>>26217024
Things can only get worse from here: NO
>>26217029
>>26217032
>>26217034
>>26217034
roll
>>26217034
This better be good.
>>26217034
MAX DAM
>>26217034
roll
>>26217034
you idiot. kill yourself.
>>26217034
Fucking hell.
Rev up them 2s!
>>26216920
Way to make the capperbro look obsolete and almost pointless!
>>26217058
BOOOOOOM
>>26217058
THE POWER
>>26217058
SWEET
>>26217058
Not bad
>>26217058
Hell yeah. We went from five to eight.
>>26217058
bretty gud m8
>>26217058
nice
>>26217069
Caps are nice in their own right for different reasons. You can't just dump the quest archive in a few short posts in some thread somewhere for example. And it's always possible that it can go belly up. Like I said, it's a nice alternative but not a replacement.
>>26217058
>>26216966
>>26216979
>>26216995
>>26217024
>>26217034
>>26217058
Since comics are a foreign concept for /co/, he instead presents a non-canon cartoon.
/co/ deals 8 damage. But hurts itself in the process.
/co/ deals 2 damage to himself.
>await next turn
>>26217069
Chill bro, I don't feel obsolete. He speaks truth, alternatives are nice... because imgur album links can get lost and confused.
Though as a consolation, I can at least be happy that I can make the caps look prettier. Otherwise it's the same shit from a different source, it's all good.
>>26217135
>comics are a foreign concept for /co/
wut
It's /v/'s turn
>input attack
BUFFS:
/v/ might Reroll 1 Damage roll if 5 or less ONCE
>>26217203
Barneyfag him
>>26217203
Fire anti-fun ray
/v/ performs one of those punches from Battletoads with a big-ass fist.
>>26217203
GIve Anon his daily dose
>>26217203
On-disc DLC indignation
>>26217203
shout "marked for death"
Krii Lun Aus
anon has less armor and takes more damage.
>>26217203
Summon Barneyfag
>>26217203
make anon QPU MISALIGNED with the power of
0.5x a presses
Use /v/'s fabled blue attack.nyeh heh heh
>>26217216
Pls this
>>26217203
Flood with waifu threads
>>26217203
>>26217223
Summon the barneyfag
>>26217215
rerollan
>>26217203
Attack with a fucking crowbar like Gordon fucking Freeman.
>>26217203
Chun-li spinning kick
>>26217203
complain about rule breaking
>>26217203
Tell Anon he's going to have a bad time.
>>26217239
Here we go lads
>>26217239
Let's hope for a crit (as if /v/ can into fighting games)
>>26217203
Rocket fist
>>26217239
Okay
>>26217239
pretty good anon.niggers don't know shit about vidya here
>>26217239
thunder thighs
>>26217239
Power up
>>26217255
5 again, huh?
>>26217255
>>26217266
It's dubs!!! DOUBLE DAMAGE
>>26217266
10 I believe, since doubles
>>26217255
yes, check 'em
>>26217255
dubs 5
not bad
>>26217255
>>26217239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOoNSbUZsRA
Not bad.
>>26217202
>implying anyone on /co/ reads comics
>>26217239
Will /v/ reroll? :^)
>>26217304
they do, there's shitty threads about them all the time
>>26217317
lolno
>>26217317
pls no
>>26217317
NOOOOO
>>26217317
no. fuck off
>>26217255
>>26217317
Nah we good
>>26217317
hell no
>>26217317
The hell we won't... not on dubs!
>>26217328
/v/ Dubs are safe. No reroll.
Its decided then
>>26217317
>every single response is a no
good to know we have no shitters in here
>>26217369
yet...
Are we going to control anon on his attacks?
>>26217239
>>26217255
/v/ gets a critical dubs hit, dealing 10 damage.
>await Anon's turn
>>26217372
We'll find that out very soon
>>26217372
Funny that you say that, because yes you are.
Before hopping on to Anon's. Let's review Anon's rules.
They work the same way as the player, with an added extra step.
Anon Special Commands! Anon's Battle system works in a slightly different way.
When the anon battle prompt appears, the ending number of the 6th reply to the prompt post will decide Anon's target.
0: Miss
1-2: /mlp/
3-4: /x/
5-6:/co/
7-8: /v/
9: AoE
Upon confirming a target, anons must reply to the Target post with their attack idea. The first 9 reply decides the attack.
After the attack is decided then damage must be calculated. To obtain the damage, Anons must reply to the winning Idea post. The 6th reply to the winning idea post decides the damage. If the post is doubles, Anon deals double damage. If trips, then tripled, and so on. In the end all damage must be doubled due to Anon's nuclear modifier.
Attached an image to help clarify the process. It might sound very convoluted, but I'm doing it to keep the system as random as possible.
>please digest rules and wait for Anon's prompt
>>26217382
Now I'm picturing a fat neckbearded dude doing a spinning bird kick with cheeto crumbs flying everywhere. Thanks.
>>26217382
Hah, the dubs kick is also pic #266. Dubs everywhere for /v/.
>>26217400
Then we can just have anon an hero and finish the fight?
>>26217400
Alright then. target x since she's invulnerable right now.
>>26217400
>>26217428
hopefully
It's anon's turn to attack.
>input target reply
>>26217405
kek
>>26217428
A 0 3 or 4 roll is the key here.
>>26217443
Comin' for you, nigga
>>26217443
wew ?
>>26217443
will do
>>26217443
/x/
>>26217443
Roll.
>>26217443
rollo
>>26217443
I refuse to select a target
>>26217443
Make like /y/ and misfire.
>>26217443
rolling
>>26217443
>You feel like you're going to have a bad time.
>>26217443
Anon ain't no chump
Anon summons /b/, /pol/ and /tv/
For backup
>>26217465
Pocket sand attack!
>>26217465
Anon uses poorly written greentext!
>>26217465
fug.
Let's go SEMEN SPURT
>>26217465
fling spagetti.
>>26217465
Shitposting.
>>26217465
Anon uses masturbate
Anon summons /pol/ for back-up.
>>26217465
Good job you nigger.
Use shitposting
>>26217465
Awkward virgin sex god attack
>>26217479
Come on, zero!
>>26217479
*claps*
>>26217479
God dang it, Dale
>>26217489
no whammy
>>26217479
WEW
LAD
>>26217465
Do nothing
>>26217489
Zero?
>>26217479
Check'em
>>26217489
roll
>>26217479
SHA SHAAAAA~
>>26217522
>4
We good
>>26217522
exactly 8 damage. way to go faggot
>>26217522
>2 * 2
well its not too bad
>>26217522
What the fuck have you done
>>26217530
Don't forget that it's doubled ontop of that because Anon's NUCLEEAAAR
>>26217534
the fuck did you get 8 from? lern to math
>>26217553
Two doubled for dubs doubled again for nuclear. You learn to math.
>>26217552
Oh yeah
Oops
>>26217553
did you even fucking read what was posted or are you just a dumbass?
>>26217552
>>26217553
oh goddamnit
>>26217400
This is very, very confusing, LSA.
>>26217553
22 is dubs. 4 damage, except SOMEONE decided the battle theme was Nuclear. Anon is in Nuclear status, which doubles all of his damage rolls. 4*2=8 And guess what? Conrad kerfuffle with the chinese cartoons reduced his HP from 10 to 8.
>>26217579
Seems simple enough to me.
>>26217522
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0o_HlC5CJbo
>>26217579
it's kind of convoluted as shit but as long as others understand it then it's fine.
>>26217479
>>26217465
>>26217522
Anon Attacks with a pocket sand attack.
The sneaky bastard deals 8 damage to /co/ and reduces its accuracy.
/co/'s next attack will have a 50% chance to fail.
>await battle overview
>>26217586
That's a mistake
/co/ should be at full health
>>26217586
Conrad is still at 33, the 10 was an error
So I resized the cheat sheet a little bit just cause I didn't really want to fuck with the consistency of the boarders.
Although this episode has potential to be long as fuck, so I'll probably end up doing that at the end anyway...
>>26217593
In theory it is, but in practice... with so many posts aimed at so many other posts, I've already replied to the wrong post.
>/v/ attacks
>no one mentions ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH!
>>26217623
We're saving that for a later attack/buff
>>26217601
>>26217604
My bad. Guess Conrad is still alive.
>>26217586
>SOMEONE decided the battle theme was Nuclear
hi
In my defense, if Equestria was within my grasp, I'd go nuclear af to get it
>>26217600
>/co/'s next attack will have a 50% chance to fail.
God damn Pidgey and his fucking sand attack fuck that shit
Battle overview.
Anon received big hits in this first round.
>await /mlp/ turn
>>26217579
I realize it's confusing as fuck, but it is only to help keep rolls as RNG as possible.
I really wish we had dies. But we dont.
>>26217623
that's /a/ really.
>>26217623
/v/ could provide a party wide buff.
"It's FRIIIIDAY NIGHT, MOTHERFUCKER LETS HAVE SOME FUN!"
>>26217634
Summon Jackie Chan tulpa
>>26217652
>await
>>26217634
Summon a life-sized Twilight plush mount
It's /mlp/'s turn.
>input Attack
/mlp/ might not cast buffs this turn.
>>26217634
We do after a fashion.
http://output.jsbin.com/amemah/
>>26217668
use >rape
>>26217668
horn drill!
>>26217668
Fire orbital friendship cannon
>>26217635
ACTUALLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lb-sEEtFBNA
>>26217668
Summon warrior rainbow Dash for some edge.
>>26217668
Horse dildo smack
>>26217668
take autism to the next level
>>26217679
what the fuck anon
