>Me? With Anon?
>Oh Rarity, ha ha, you're so funny sometimes!
>Like I'd ever be interested in that loser!
>>22082750
Welp time for rape
>>22082750
Fuck you too you purple cunt
>>22082750
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>implying I was ever intersted in bookpone
>Oh come on Dash. Anon really? I'm not THAT desperate for a coltfriend.
>>22082750
>Anon walks up after hearing everything
>"How could you say that about me? I thought we loved each other!"
>Twilight drops spaghetti and shame everywhere
>>22082859
>tfw you're too big of a loser even for Fluttershy
>>22082859
>tfw picnic ment nothing
>Anon? I think not. It would be unseemly to pursue a relationship so far beneath one's station. Besides, flannel and socks and sandals are never coming back. I'm not sure they were even ever in.
Pack your bags boys, it's time for a feel trip
>>22082887
>Huh? Wha-
>A-Anon?! Uh... H-hi! H-how long have you-
>An-Anon? Anon, wait! Please don't go, I didn't mean-SLAM
>-it...
>Oh Celestia, what have I done...
>Now he'll n-n-never love me...
>>22083049
Forgot image
>>22082750
>Oh good.
>Then you won't mind if I borrow him to help me with special dress for a exclusive client.
>>22083049
Just check under your bed Twilight, Anon will be there
>>22082930
>flannel and socks and sandals
You did this to yourself Anon
>>22082930
I- I thought you said it looked good with my fedora
What loser wants to be with Twilight? She's pretty much engaged to Flash.
This pony right here is waifu material.
>>22083049
That hit me hard
>Dash? Um... What are you looking-
>O-Oh! O-Oh dear!
>A-Anon, please! I, um, I... I wasn't..! I L-... L-l...SLAM
>-ove...
>... Anon...
>... I-I'm sorry... C-come back...
>>22083189
;_;
>M-My word! Anon!
>Darling, please d-don't get the wrong idea-
>Th-That is to say, I was simply saying-SLAM
>-that... That...
>My... My goodness...
>I-I think I just said something... Terribly foolish...
More Anon getting rejected, that shit is more fun to read
>this thread
>>22083087
Fuck you Twishit. Never liked you anyway
>anon who had overheard that as he was upstairs, appeared in the staircase with a blank look
>his expression quickly turns into a saddened and confused face
B-but I thought there was something b-between us...
>"yes, air." she responds abruptly
"Fuck this crap, I fucking hate you ponies" he says as he leaves the room.
>SLAM
>"He's gonna come back, rarity."
>he never came back
>>22083362
>Not writing one forCelestia, Luna, BonBon, Lightning Dust, Zecora, Cheese Sandwich, CMC, Mulia Mule, Gustafan, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Diamond Tiara's butler, Big Mac, Trixie, Granny Smith, Tom, Discord, Diamond Dogs, Nightmare Moon, Queen Chrysalis, Breezies, Manticore, Mayor Mare, Coco Pommel, Suri Polomare, Garble, Fizzle, John de Lancie, Meghan, and Lauren Faust
SLAM
>"HAHA! Me and Anon!?"
>"Now that's just silly talk Rarity!"
>"He's soooooo boring and like, never wants to have any fun!"
>"Now that would be the worst match in all of dating history!"
>>22083362
>>22083189
>>22083049
Why are all anons Barkley?
>>22083454
Not you too
>>22083475
kek/10
>>22083454
>Realistic Anon story
>Anon is being rejected for good reasons
>Need to decide between getting a life and stop being such a antissocial freak, or being loyal to himself, but alone
I seriously want to read this, sounds so fun
>>22083523
writefags where
>>22083454
>tfw not even pinkie likes you
>>22083523
>Realistic
>You're either cool, fun, and have a gf OR a loser and alone 5ever.
Aside from tvs and movies, which aren't realistic AT ALL, when has that ever been the case?
>>22082750
What was that, Twilight? I couldn't hear you over your mentor's orgasmic screaming.
"Gee, thanks guys. I love you too."
>"Anon? Uh, this isn't what it sounds like?"
>"I dunno Twilight, doesn't it sound exactly like that?"
>"Not helping Fluttershy!"
"It's fine, I'll just go now. I figured maybe I was more than just a freakshow to you guys. Guess I was wrong."
>You step outside and grab some fresh air.
>You walk back to your house, kicking pebbles along the way.
"I knew it was too good to be true, but I guess I just wanted to believe."
>You hear a frantic voice coming from behind you.
>It's Dash.
"What do you want? Shouldn't you be back there with your friends?"
>She kicks the ground.
>"Um, I was kinda hoping you'd... uh..."
>She mumbles something.
"What was that?"
>"Maybe you'd like to..."
"Couldn't quite hear that."
>"Do you wanna go on a... date?"
"Which one of them set you up to this?"
>"None of them! A-actually, that's kinda why I was asking them about you. Didn't think they'd be that harsh though."
>She grumbles, "Told Rarity not to be so rude, where's the loyalty?"
>You raise an eyebrow.
"Why her?"
>"Uh, duh? She's way more interested in this dating crap than I am, but... you are fun to hang out with."
>She sits on your shoulder, "It's like hanging out with a best friend you wanna be with all the time."
"... Fine, we'll see where this goes."
>She fist pumps and does a little wiggle with her hooves.
>Damn that's adorable.
>>22083563
I am talking about Anon being the oposite of what he is usualy portrayed as, Anon is our vision of what we want to be, he fucks all the waifus, he is a winner, i want to read a story where anon is a fucking loser, he doesn't need to be a fat neckbeard, but he would be the type of faggot that would browse 4chan, i mean even the biggest normie has a reason to come back here, and this is the anon i want to read about
At least crushing loneliness is steady and continous so you can learn to cope with it.
This is /mlp/ official waifu.
>>22083618
>Our vision
Speak for yourself.
>>22083618
But I don't want to be a winner.
>>22083664
Me neither
All I want is dope and ponies
>>22083609
continue...
>You go back to your treehouse near ponyville
>Rushing to your house, you made sure nobody could see you arrive
>You pick a rope and just hang in there
>You realize that killing yourself and coming to equestria was a mistake
>Killing yourself in afterlife apparently would leave in the no existence
>Time stops
>You see a humanoid shape getting near you
>It's apparently another anon, but this one seems old, he has spooky look
1/243
>>22083654
Don't be a faggot anon, you know the whole point of the Anonymous character is to be whatever we want, and most people read a stories where Anon is the good guy, the one who wins the girl, who does shit, i am just asking for a story where he isn't this for once
>>22083686
I'm kinda interested on this one. It's like the waifu threads where people destroyed them with their happy waifu charts and losing the point of the threads turning it into a hugbox
>really Fluttershy
>the fall formal with Anon?
>Egh I'd rather die than go out with that loser
>>22083679
I'll see what I can do. I woke up throwing up and I feel like someone hit me with a sledgehammer, but I'll live.
>>22083686
Stories need to have a driving force, so he'd always have to do shit, but it would be interesting to have a story where Anon loses.
Sadly, I like to write happy things, cute stories that'll make people smile. Sorry to disappoint you.
>>22083742
>>22083686
Craaawling in my skiiiiin.
>>22083454
Pinkie, why? You were my only reason to live. Welp time to hang myself and my death is on your head!I want to see a story where love save a heartbroken suicidal Anon life
>>22083775
I dunno how else to describe it. This cold weather is never good for me.
>>22083786
No because that never happens irl and is total bullshit
>>22083820
>never happens irl
Why the fuck do you think we are here? We go to /mlp/ to escape the daily shit that we have to trudge through until we die. If I wanted something realistic I'd go outside and try to socialize with people.
>>22083820
Y'know what else never happens in real life and never will?Ponies existing....
>>22082750
>>22082859
>>22083049
>>22083189
>>22083362
>>22083454
Pic related
>>22083523
I'm up for something like that, or more bits of these that's going on.
>Pones treat anon like shit
>Anon leaves ponyville and rallys equestrias enemies
>Revenge
>>22083609
>She sits on your shoulder
How small is this pony?
>>22083909
Shh, I forgot not everyone has shoulders as wide as mine. I have freakishly long arms.
If you want, you can imagine her sitting sideways though, I should've put shoulderS, really.
>>22083907
>Anon goes mad from being rejected
Writefags?
>>22083897
go on
lately the writefags have been giving up on life or it is me? not even drawfags are so depressed about contributing
I like this thread. Moar.
>>22083786
My heart needs this
>>22084057
>screams internally
>>22082750
Rejection threads are my favorite threads, becausethey make me feel the closest I will ever be to my waifu.
>>22084051
I just woke up sick, that's all.
>>22083609
Showtime everyone.
>You take Dash to a nice secluded hill.
>You came here to think about stuff sometimes.
>Helped clear your head.
>You'd never shown any of the ponies your spot.
>Not even Fluttershy, despite the place crawling with animals.
>A bluejay lands on your shoulder.
"Hey there little guy, how's it going?"
>He lets out a little chirp and snuggles your neck.
>Dash looks at all the foliage in awe.
>"How'd you find this place dude?"
"I like to walk to clear my head. Plus my legs need to move."
>She cocks her head, "What?"
"Why do you think I like to run with you? I have a lot of energy to burn."
>She snorts, "I thought it was just because you liked looking at my butt."
>You think for a moment on how to respond.
"... Yeah, you have a pretty nice ass."
>She punches your shoulder, "Jerk! Hehe... So, this is your special spot, huh?"
"Yeah, Fluttershy would probably have a heart attack if she knew about it."
>"Oh man, she's missing out on this!... Sorry they said those things about you."
>You lay back on the grass and wrap your arms around her.
"It's fine, I'm not exactly normal around here."
>"Still, it's no excuse for talking about a friend like that!"
>You pat her head.
"Eh, don't worry about it. I'll get over it."
>"You seemed pretty mad to me."
"I just wasn't expecting it, that's all."
>You were usually pretty easy about forgiveness.
>It took a lot to actually get you upset, but you weren't ready for that kind of feeling.
>"I wasn't expecting just laying here to be this much fun."
"If you like somebody, anything is fun with them."
>"Y-yeah, I guess so."
>She blushed a little, not used to the whole affection thing.
>A squirrel decided to offer the blue blur an acorn.
>"Uh, you can keep it. I'm fine, really."
>The little critter shrugged and ran off into his little home.
>"Anon! We're sorry!"
>You figured it was time for damage control.
>>22084095
My boner needs this
>>22084219
My...liver needs this?
>Me? With Anon?
>Oh Rarity, ha ha, you're so funny sometimes!
>Like I'd ever be interested in that loser!
>You catch the end of the conversation as you enter through the door.
>”Anon!”
>Both ponies look at you in shock
>Twilight chuckles nervously
>”Anon, you came in at the wrong time. It was just a joke.”
>You stand there silently folding your arms.
>After hearing the same thing from the female sex for the hundredth time you kind of just shrug it off.
>You guess this universe is no different.
>”A-Anon?”
>Twilight mutters
>You let out a sigh
“Why the hell would I date you Twilight? Also being even associated with you make me sick to my stomach. Hell. ever since you got those wings you act as if you’re better than anyones else.”
>You take a step forward
“Well you’re not. You're just a fucking mule with wings stapled on for fucking decoration. Plus haven’t anyone told you that you smell of old books and stale cum?”
>You see Twilights eyes well up with tears.
>Rarity pipes in
>”Hey it was just a joke.”
“What a joke like your fashion Rarity?.”
>Rarity’s jaw drops in shock unable to say anything.
>...
>’That is what I would do’ you think to yourself as you slouch behind the door.
>”Yeah It bet Anon was a loser on his own planet”
>A single tear rolls down your face.
>>22084316
>These feels
>>22084316
>>22083475
Well played, sir.
>>22084128
"How'd you girls find this place?"
>"We totally followed you and Dashie around!"
>Stay classy, Pinks.
>"Oh my, there are so many wonderful little animals here!"
"I had kinda planned on showing you for a picnic, but I guess it's a bit late for that."
>You stroked Dash's mane, she let out a little coo before covering her mouth.
"Don't worry, I didn't hear anything."
>That earned you a little smile.
>You sat up, dusting yourself off.
"I know you probably have a lot of apologies ready, save them."
>You worked out that kink in your back you've had all day.
"I'm not really that mad. Guess it was more shock than anything."
>"But we wanna apologize! I can even throw you a party! I know you don't like them but-"
>You put a finger on her lips.
"Shh, it's okay. I'd be fine with that, if it'll make you happy."
>She puts on the biggest grin you've ever seen.
>"YAY! ANON'S FINALLY COMING TO ONE OF MY PARTIES!"
>You had to cover your ears, goddamn Pinkie was loud.
>"And I'm terribly sorry for making fun of your beach outfit."
"Damn skippy, Rares. I put those things on to annoy people that care so much about it."
>She blushes, "Ahehe, yes of course. Who would ever judge someone by their clothing?"
>You're a dirty liar Rara, but you ain't so bad.
>"You're almost as much of an egghead as Twi, but it is kind of... uh, what's the word Twi?"
>"Endearing?"
>"He's not a deer, I thought you were the smart one?"
>"That's not..."
>Purple Smart sighs.
>"She's right though, you might be a loser but you're our loser."
>"He is not! Have you seen him run? I mean he's not as fast as me, but still."
>You felt her friends were trying to step around calling her out on it.
>They couldn't tell her that cowards are usually good at running.
>You were definitely not a fighter.
"Uh... where's AJ?"
>"She wasn't there, she had to harvest crops."
>Oh, makes sense.
>"I'm sorry too, by the way."
"Who could stay mad at you, Flutters?"
>>22084445
This is way too sweet and sugary. If I overheard someone saying that kind of stuff, it would be a pretty clear sign that they want nothing to do with me. I might accept their apology (because they're sorry they got caught) but I certainly wouldn't want to have anything to do with them anymore. Why are they all suddenly best friends now?
>>22084472
I completely agree. Those ponies were clearly being assholes, and are only apologizing because they got caught.
>>22084472
You think I'm just gonna leave all the tension out?
No, that comes later.Things won't stay as happy as they seem.
>>22084472
Different types of persons anon
Right now, out there somewhere, there's a person that enjoys eating his/her grandma's shit
>>22084504
I /really/ hope Anon's just being 'sarcastic'. He better be bitter about it one-on-one with them.
>W-With Him? For sooth? Surely thou jests, Sister. As the Princess of the Night, tis our duty to defend against the monsters that plague Equestria, not fornicate with them.
>>22084506
I am now reminded of the (very recent) experience where my 90-something grandmother with dementia was visiting and went to my bathroom and proceeded to remove her extremely shitty diaper and threw it on the floor. She walked out with shit falling down her pants legs.
>>22084546
The mental image this gives me is absolutely hysterical.
>>22084546
Oh, fuck man, sorry about that
>>22084542
That's harsh...
>>22084542
>tis our duty to defend against the monsters that plague Equestria, not fornicate with them.
ow.
>>22083404
>Anon commits suicide.
>>22084542
I wanna be mad but that's a really good one
>You are Anon
>And you're going to do it this time.
>Steadying yourself on the stool, you pull the noose over your head.
>All these ponies don't give a shit about you.
>Sure, they act nice when you're around, but you know what kind of stuff they say about you behind your back.
>They probably won't even miss you.
>That's fine with you, you won't miss them either.
>Well, maybe there's one pony you'll miss.
>Pinkie Pie.
>Ever since you arrived here she had always tried to make you feel welcome.
>She was the one pony who didn't make you feel like shit.
>She had a certain air about her that always made you want to smile when being around her.
>However, she knew you carried a lot of pain.
>She was always there for you when you needed a shoulder to cry on, or anger to vent.
>Yes, she was your best friend...your only friend.
>Maybe you'd go as far as to say...you love her.
>It's silly, you know. Thinking a pony like her could ever love a creature such as yourself.
>She was probably just doing all those things for you out of pity, it would make sense.
>With that, you find the will to continue, carefully inspecting the noose and testing the strength of the rope above you.
>You take one last look around your room, finding solace in the fact that you'll never have to spend another night in this miserable place.
>You take a deep breath, and with one kick the stool is rocketed across the floor.
>>22084542
>tfw Anon has a crush on Princess Luna
>tfw it was supposed to be a setup by Anon and Celestia to get Luna to ask him out
>tfw Anon was on the other side of the door with a bouquet of flowers waiting for her to agree to it
>tfw he heard everything
>tfw I have no face
>>22083704
>Implying I would ask out a lesbian.
>>22084546
There are two types of people in this world.
>>22084572
>>22084579
>>22083845
How is development on that interdimensional portal going?
>>22084542
>>22084687
F-fuck, man.I need more of this
>>22083404
>"I never expected this from any of you. What with touting the 'magic of friendship' 24/7 and shit. Yet here we are. If you'd been human, hey, I would've understood-, we're a destructive hateful species, but you're not human. You're cute candy colored little ponies. Hell, maybe I'm putting too much blame on you, I guess if some weird alien fuck had asked me to be their friend I would've looked at him like he was something I stepped in, too. It's ok though, now that I know I was nothing but a bother, you won't have to deal with my shit anymore. Please tell Celestia & Luna I appreciated the home they gave me. -Anonymous"
>>22084710
Laughed more than I should have
>>22084710
Oh come on, the image I got was of an old grumpy woman going "Fuck this, I'm done.", throwing her diaper on the floor with a wet THWAP, and then marching out of the bathroom.
I couldn't help it.
>Do I like Anon? OFCOURSE I LIKE HIM! He rubs my tummy and pets my head and we always have super fun together and his shirt smells nice.
>Huh? Do I "like" him like him...?
>Ehehe, a little... maybe a lot <3
>>22084445
>Content with them for now, you decide to give them a second chance.
>Dash starts dragging you off.
>"Great, now that that's sorted out we can go hang with AJ!"
>Manual labor, the best way to stay in shape.
>Aside from stripper poles.
>Your place needed more stripper poles.
>Shaking aside thoughts of Dash giving you a show, you start running.
>It's in your best interests to not let her tear your arm off.
>Sweet Apple Acres, home of the best damn cider this side of Equestria.
>Dash was looking around for AJ.
>"Yo Applejack! Where are you?"
>"Over here sugarcube!"
>She waves the two of you over.
>"Am I glad to see you two. I could really use some help with carrying these baskets."
>You liked AJ, she was always good to you.
>She didn't care about what you looked like, she just enjoyed your company.
>It helped that one of the first things you said to her was a compliment to her apples.
>You decided not to push your luck about her other apples, though.
>Besides, you were with Dash now.
>Somehow, she actually enjoyed how cheesy you were.
>Probably because she's a closet nerd.
>You hoped she enjoyed the stripper pole in your bedroom.
>"Uh, Anon? Y'there?"
"Oh! Sorry AJ, just thinking about stuff is all."
>She grins, "Dash is a handful, I'll just let you know."
>You feel your face get hot.
"Uh-huh, yep. Totally wasn't thinking about her ass."
>AJ giggles, "Like you enjoyed my apples?"
>Fuck, abort mission.
"W-well, I mean. I wasn't talking about those apples, but I could've if you wanted to."
>You try to stammer out more of a reply.
"B-but I mean I'm with Dash now so I gotta be loyal, right?"
>"Relax hun, I'm just messing with ya. Now come on, dinner's ready."
>Huh?
"But I thought-"
>"Dash already got it done while you were daydreaming, loverboy."
"Oh, heh."
>Your face was now a tomato.
>>22084757
I was the dude apologizing and i'm loosing my shit to this post
>>22084762
Get this fictional fantasy shit out of here
>>22084792
You write ok but if Anon doesn't smack a bitch soon you're gonna lose me
>>22082750
yeah right, don't want him to spill more mayonase over your back
>>22084822
I was saving that for the party, patience my friend.
>>22084795
>losing your shitThis shit's gotta stop
>>22084542
"AHEM!"
>"Gah! Er... Anon, we did no-"
"Save it Luna. I heard everything."
>"We were only jesting!"
"At my expense? Y'know, I was prepared for rejection. It's happened plenty of times already so I know how to deal with that. What I didn't expect was for you to straight-up insult me behind my back."
>"Thou art taking this too personally!"
"Oh really? So its fine if you make fun of me just because I'm not a pony? You called me a monster."
>Luna cringed
>"W-We didn't-"
"Just shut up."
>You walk out of the room.
>Celestia glares at her sister.
>"That was just shameful, Luna."
>>22084869
>"Just shut up."
Good. Write-fag did good.
>>22084730
>>22084869
based
>>22084869
Wouldn't complain if this was continued
>>22082750
>TFW this would never happen to you becauseyou're such a shut in loser hardly anyone in Ponyville would even know your name
>>22084730
HANGED. IT. IS. HANGED.
>>22084792
>As the three of you ate dinner, Pinkie decided to drop by.
>"Hey Nonny! Your party is gonna be later tonight, hope you'll come!"
>She started to leave before stopping herself.
>"And I really am sorry for saying those mean things."
>She cries a little, "Sometimes I say stuff without thinking, and then I feel awful!"
"It's okay Pinkie, I know that's just how you are."
>Doesn't excuse the other three though, but you told them you'd give them a chance.
>Still, it hurt to hear Fluttershy of all ponies talk that way about you.
>You can imagine Angel Bunny giving her the business.
>He always was a strict little rabbit.
>"What mean things was she talkin' about, Anon?"
>You almost forgot you were having dinner.
"Oh, it's nothing, really."
>"Yer lyin' Anon, you know you can tell me what's wrong."
>You rub the back of your head.
"You probably won't believe me, but I overheard the girls saying some..."
>What's a nice way to put it?
"... Unsavory things about me."
>"What?! Why in tarnation would they do that?"
>"I kinda asked Rarity to see how they felt about him..."
>Dash taps her hooves together.
>"I wanted to ask him out, but also wanted to make sure the girls were okay with it."
>"Lemme guess, Rarity blew things out of proportion as usual?"
>"W-well... yeah, she did."
"That's like saying getting your dick stuck in a vice is mildly annoying."
>"That bad, huh?"
"It's one thing to say it to my face, it's another to do it behind my back."
>You eat your pie.
"Y'know I just came by to pick up some books, I never asked for any of that shit to happen."
>Dash wiggles her legs.
>"Well it got you me, didn't it?"
"... Yeah, I guess it's not all bad."
>"I'll have to have some words with the girls tonight."
"You don't have to do anything AJ, it's fine."
>"No, it ain't. I'll get to the bottom of this, don't you worry."
>>22085039
>I'll get to the bottom of this
Silly AJ, you can't contribute anything from the background.
>>22085039
Based AJ. The big sister you'll never have.
>>22084974
I would exclaim, in fact, but that's just me.
>>22085039
We need to go deeper
>>22084542
That was bretty gud
Ouch though.
>>22084254
My temporal lobe needs this.
>>22085039
>You thanked AJ for the apple pie, and set off for your place.
>As crazy as Pinkie was, you figured she knew you'd want a private party.
>It'll be fine as long as they don't go into your bedroom.
>Last thing you need is to be made fun of for having a stripper pole.
>You let Dash inside and go into your bedroom to get changed into something more casual.
>You didn't expect to see Pinkie dancing on your pole.
>"Wow Nonny! I work out the same way! Now I'm super duper sorry for calling you boring!"
>How do you get out of this without being awkward?
>Answer, you don't.
"P-PINKIE! Come on now, I need to change!"
>She jumps off the pole and trots by you.
>"Okie dokie lokie!"
>You stop her.
"Please don't tell the others about this."
>"Alrighty!"
"Pinkie Promise?"
>"Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye!"
"Thanks, last thing I need is Rarity getting on my case, or Twilight."
>"I know right? They told me, 'You can't have a stripper pole!' but that's silly."
>She giggles, "How else will I work out? Sometimes I get Fluttershy in on it too!"
>That was not an image you needed.
>But it was kinda funny.
"Her? I doubt it."
>"I know right?! Who'd have thought she was such a good dancer?"
>Please don't do this Pinks.
>"Anyway, I'll let you get changed!"
>She bounces off into the living room.
>That pony was a mystery to you sometimes.
>You put on a T-shirt and some sweatpants.
>Not TOO casual. Can't be having a party in your pajamas.
>You grab a glass of apple juice that you got from AJ.
>Working for her had its benefits.
>"Anon! The others are here!"
>Well then, time to get this show on the road.
>You notice they all brought you presents.
>>22084888
>>22084920
>>22084974
Ask and you shall receive. Keep in mind I'm new at this and I have no idea where this is going.
>Day who-the-fuck-cares in Equestria.
>Be Anon
>Be depressed as fuck.
>You sigh as you sit down on the train heading back to Ponyville from Canterlot.
>You wipe your teary eyes with your sleeve, sniffling slightly.
>Despite your words to Luna, getting insulted by your crush had happened more often than you would like people to know.
>It always hurt like knives stabbing into your chest.
>But you would never let them see you cry.
>Thank God there was nobody else in this car.
>You put your head in your hands.
>Chin up, you told yourself.
>You've been rejected and insulted before, but you've always managed to find the inner strength to go on.
>This is just a setback.
>But her words rang in your mind.
>You looked down at yourself.
>You weren't a monster, were you?
>Sure you weren't handsome, but you were at least average right?
>You looked at your protruding gut and bad skin.
>You sigh again, looking out the window.
>It's fine, you told yourself.
>You were consoled by the fact that Luna wasn't human.
>It made sense really.
>Humans looked weird to ponies, so it's only natural that they wouldn't be attracted to them.
>Right?
>'Or maybe it's just that you're ugly' that traitorous negative part of your mind said.
>You shook you head.
>No, you're not going down that road.
>Fuck that emo shit.
>Maybe you had just aimed too high when you decided to ask out a pony?
>You figured that because Equestria was like something out of a children's show, you'd have a better chance.
>Because the guy always gets the girl in those.
>You were wrong though.
>It turned out Equestria was just as cruel and unfair as Earth.
>>22085356
Not much habbening yet, but not bad. You have my attention
>>22085414
Build ups anon
>>22085340
>AJ pulled out a piece of paper tied up with a ribbon.
>"You always talk about how much you enjoy apple pie, figured I'd give you a copy of my recipe."
>You smiled and gave her a hug, she was too good to you sometimes.
>Twilight gives you a couple of book-shaped presents.
>The newest Daring Do book, a couple of comics, and a journal.
>"You said you liked to read a good adventure, and write about stuff."
"And the comics?"
>"Spike wanted to make sure you were okay, he looks up to you y'know?"
>You treated him like a little brother, guess he took it to heart.
"Tell him he has my thanks."
>Fluttershy gave you a basket of fresh fruits and vegetables.
>"I know it's not much, but I hope you like them."
>You were getting low on those, so you gave her a smile.
"Thanks Flutters."
>Angel poked her head.
>"O-oh, right. Here."
>She handed you a card, you opened it up.
>It was covered with little paw-prints and talon marks.
>"The animals wanted to cheer you up too."
>You pet Angel Bunny, he gave you a little smile.
>Since hands are a rare commodity around here, he quite enjoyed belly rubs and ear scratches.
>She handed you a jar of honey.
>"Harry wanted you to have some of the food you helped him gather."
>At first the bear scared you, but it turns out he was just as fluffy as his friend there.
>Pinkie hands you a... wingsuit?
>"I figured you'd want something to keep up with Dashie!"
>She points to Twilight, "I had her enchant it with a cloudwalking spell!"
>She gives a flourish, "I made it myself!"
>You were weirded out by her technical prowess, but you've seen her make a flying machine before.
>Finally, Rarity handed you a box.
>You found a swimsuit inside, with a note.
>"Don't be such a crime against fashion darling, love Rarity."
>You let out a dry chuckle and grinned.
"Thanks, Rarity."
>"It was my pleasure dear."
>This was gonna be a long night.
>>22085356
i really really like it
keep it up
>>22085589
>this was gonna be a long night
oh boy here it comes
>>22085589
if Dubs Rarity gets a bloody nose
>>22085631
>bloody nose
Hell no, Anon needs to do this with words.Giving them a taste of their own medicine and whatnot.
>>22085356
Keep going, your princess commands it!
>>22085356
>You walked off of the train.
>You inhaled the cold night air.
>You took solace in the fact that Ponyville was beautiful to look at nighttime, with the stars illuminating the way.
>You strolled through the town and up to your small home.
>Small by your standards anyway.
>It wasn't your fault ponies were tiny.
>You had to get everything scaled up to fit human size.
>You thanked God for Celestia's generosity, and your knowledge of technology.
>You pulled out your keys, unlocked the door, opened it, and walked in.
>You flip the lightswitch.
>"SURPRISE!"
"Gah!
>You nearly jump out of your pants.
>You looked around to see the small group of friends you had made here.
>You sigh.
"What are you doing here?"
>Rainbow smirked, "What's wrong? Aren't you happy to see us?"
>You were actually. They could take your mind off of your recent rejection.
"I am, but I'm not happy about your startling me like that."
>The blue pegasus rolled her eyes, "You really think we wouldn't ask what happened after you told us you had an important meeting with the Princesses?"
>True, you would do the same in their position.
"So what do ya wanna know?"
>"How did it go? Are you gonna be making robots for the Princesses or something?"
>You chuckled and shook your head.
"As cool as that would be, I haven't figured out robots yet."
>"What's with the flowers?"Applejack asked, pointing a hoof at the bouquet in your right hand.
>Damn it.
"Do you really want to know?"
>The looks on their faces told your the answer.
>You sigh.
"Alright then."
>So you told them what happened.
>How you had developed a crush on Luna. >How Celestia had noticed and decided to help you.
>How you had gone to the bathroom only to come back and hear the Moon Princess insulting you.
>By the end of it, you had their pitying looks.
>Damn it.
>You didn't WANT their pity.
>Twilight patted your back "I'm so sorry, Anon. I never imagined Luna would reject you so harshly like that."
>You sigh.
>>22085713
i would agree with you but to be honest
rarar wouldn't even understand what you're saying and her ego will block off the most of it
but a broken nose is hard to hide so her precious look is in real danger
i get really pissed about rarara if she's acting out
in reality i would just do unspeakable things to her in the bedroom so she never can walk with her chin up again
>>22085589
>Dash gives you a kiss on the cheek.
"What, is that all?"
>You grin, she just smacks you.
>"Come on, I'm trying to be serious here!"
>She still lets out a laugh.
>After the others start setting up the food and drinks, she pulls you aside.
>"But seriously, can we take it easy for now? I've uh... well... never, y'know?"
"Too tough for all the stallions?"
>She blushes, "S-shut up... but, thanks for the compliment. I work hard y'know?"
>You give her a hug, which she gladly returns.
>You noticed it was a literal wingsuit, with mechanical wings.
"How does she make this stuff?"
>"I have no idea, but it's pretty rad isn't it?"
"... Yeah, it actually is."
>Pinkie waves you over to get some cake.
>You'll never know how she did these things on such short notice.
>"Chocolate or vanilla?"
"You know I love chocolate."
>"Same here!"
>"Personally I prefer vanilla."
>"Don't be such a party pooper Rarity! Vanilla always needs backup to make itself tasty."
>You can see Rarity scrunch her face, "Ah, yes. Of course it does."
>Pinkie looks on in confusion as she trots off to the other side of the room.
>"What's up with her?"
"I think she took it a bit personally."
>"That's silly! It's just a flavor."
"You know how she is."
>Pinkie hands you a slice of cake, "Eat up Nonny!"
>You're not sure if Rarity was upset because of her makeup or what.
>You shrugged, not your problem.
>You shared your cake with Dash.
>"I know I shouldn't eat too much of this stuff, but it's so good!"
>Twilight sat down on the couch next to the two of you.
>"So, I guess we all learned a thing or two today huh?"
"Yep. Dear Princess Twilight..."
>You broke out into a grin.
"Today I learned that maybe you should take a lesson or two from Dash on loyalty."
>She let out a sigh and smirked.
>"Guess I had that one coming, didn't I?"
"A bit, yeah."
>You ate your cake, least she admitted it.
>>22085853
Rarara strikes me as the type of lady who would know exactly when you're laying down sarcasm and backhanded compliments. That ego of hers would probably not want to point it out in front of everyone else, hoping they might not have caught on, but still.
Wait, did you just say... you want to be with me Twalot?
>She nods eagerly
>You open a bottle of hooch
Uh-oh, *sip*, no way. I've got much more important shit to do than dating you.
>She doesn't stop talking to you about her feelings and her friends
>Looks like they're into you too
>She's at the brink of tears
You know what, you could tell them to fuck off too. Why anyone would want to spend his life with any of you. I'm out I've got some more work to do, there's still that bunch of unpainted miniatures which you replicated for me.
>Gotta go paint
>>22085941
>Word bearers
>Not world eaters
Faggot.
>>22084802
First, its just a copy paste from a thread exactly like this
Second, retards are the most likely to enjoy any of our personalities since we are all terrible.
>>22085778
"It's not even the rejection that hurts. I'm used to that. What really burns is that she insulted me behind my back like that.
>"It seems kind of out of character actually." Pinkie says.
>"Um.... we don't think you're a monster if it's any consolation." Fluttershy said.
"Thanks, that means a lot."
>Of course, retelling that story made you think back to your earlier thoughts.
>Was it because you were human, or because you weren't really datable?
>There had to be a reason why you so rarely had a girl who said yes.
"Hey girls? Can you think of a reason WHY she would say reject me like that? Aside from the fact that I'm a completely different species."
>THAT got a reaction.
>All six of them looked uncomfortable
>It was Rarity. who answered first.
>"Anonymous...Oh how do I say it right." she began.
>Ah shit.
>Nobody ever called you by your full name unless it was to soften something bad they were about to tell you.
>"You're a good friend, darling. But you're not really... coltfriend material."
>You cringed.
>Ouch
"Any particular reason why?"
>"To start, you're not really all that social. Most of the time you just stay at home and read books."
>You couldn't really deny that.
>"A relationship requires work on both parts to maintain. You just seem too..."
>"Lazy?" Pinkie suggested.
>Ouch.
>"I was going to use a nicer word, but yes. Next, well you're not all that hygenic."
>You couldn't deny that either.
>"Most of the time you exude a distinctive odor."
>You knew you needed to take better care of yourself, but damn...
"That bad, huh?"
>Rarity nodded.
>You sigh once more.
"Anything else?"
>"You're fat." Rainbow said bluntly.
>Couldn't deny that at all, but it still hurt.
>"I'm not saying it to be mean, it's just a fact. Girls like guys who are in shape, and you just aren't in shape."
>You raise a hand, making a 'come-on' gesture.
"Keep it coming."
>"Yer a bit of a weirdo, sugarcube."
>You raise an eyebrow.
"So is Pinkie."
>"HEY!"
>>22085884
>You decided to check on Fluttershy.
>AJ was already talking to her.
>"Well now why would you go and say those things? He's never done anything to you!"
>"I dunno, I like him as a friend."
>She taps her wee hooves, "I guess I didn't want Twilight or Rarity to laugh at me."
>AJ puts a hoof on her shoulder, "You know they wouldn't judge you like that."
>"I was just scared is all."
"I already told you Flutters, it's fine."
>She jumps, tossing Angel into the fruit punch.
>He shrugs, and starts swimming around in it.
>It figures she'd be pressured into saying that stuff.
>It's the only way it really made sense coming from a pony as nice as her.
>You grab a glass of punch, and give Angel a fist bump.
>"I'm going to ask Rarity some questions now."
>You hand AJ the note from Rarity's present.
"Tell her thanks for the swimsuit, but she can keep her thoughts to herself."
>AJ reads the note, "Want me to let her have it?"
>You shake your head.
"I'd rather do it myself, but you can get in her face about it if you want."
>"You're darn right I do! Hold my hat."
>You just lean back on the table and sip your drink.
>"Do you think she'll be okay?"
"Yeah AJ's fine."
>"... I meant Rarity."
"Oh I have no idea."
>You can hear AJ from here.
>"This is not how we treat friends, Rarity!"
>"I'm just giving him some helpful advice!"
>"Maybe he doesn't wanna be your little project!"
>"Hah! As if! You'd have him roll around in the mud!"
>"At least he enjoys my company!"
>"You take that back! He loves me!"
>"News flash Rarity, he likes Dash!"
>"She doesn't know the first thing about dating!"
>Don't put your foot in your mouth, Rarity.
>"I'll bet she doesn't even like him!"
>Better stop while you're ahead.
>"Why, only an idiot would settle for a mare like her!"
>Don't do this.
>"She might as well be a stallion!"
"Fluttershy, hold my drink and her hat."
>>22086185
Oh boy, here comes some Grade A+ verbal smackdown.
>>22086151
I like where this is heading.
Time for an intervention.
>>22085778
>inb4 Luna attempts damage control in anon's dream
>inb4 she fails miserably and makes it worse
>"if you want a monster so bad then I'll give you one"
>>22086185
Ok so I'll buy Fluttershy's excuse. It's... sort of within character. AJ and Rainbro are both fine. Pinkie I'm a little unsure about. She did a complete 180 and is now acting very... Pinkie-ish, but I don't think that should excuse her behavior from before. We know Rarity is now just being a bitch. That leaves Twilight, who is an unknown. I kinda hope Rarity isn't the only one who takes the fall here. Sure, she's the most bitchy, but she wasn't the only one in the group, even if they make excuses.
>>22086185
and you fuck'ed it up good job writefag
what is it that every time these story have to be the tale of the amazing Annonymous duble dick johnson
don't fucking get it am i that self confident? so beautiful? that i can't enjoy this shit?
>>22086252
Applehorse and Fasthorse are our only friends.
Reminder that if ponies/Equestria were real, all of the ponies (even Fluttershy and Pinkie) would never love you. They would hate you and think you are disgusting, and would kick your ass if you ever tried to touch them.
>>22086151
>Applejack shrugged.
>"Yeah, but she's an endearin' kind of weird. Yer a creepy kind of weird. Plus ya make those morbid jokes a lot."
>Curse you, my dark sense of humor!
"So I'm basically like Twilight before she met you guys, only worse?"
>They looked at each other, then nodded.
>You sigh, and put your head in your heads.
"Could you leave?I need some alone time to think about all of this. I'll see you tomorrow."
>Twilight nodded. "It's fine, Anon. Goodnight."
>The others bid their goodnight as they left your home.
>Now you were alone.
>Then, and ONLY then did you allow your tears to fall.
"Just... goddamn it all."
---------------
That's all for tonight. I don't really know where I'm going, so do any of you have any suggestions?
>>22086287
was wondering when you were going to show up.
>>22086329
>Luna tries to fix things in his dreams
>makes things worse and worse
>The mane 6 aren't exactly helping either
All downhill from here.
>>22086329
Looking interesting so far, looking forward to see where it goes
>>22084823
im dying
>>22086408
To be fair to the Mane Six, he asked them why they think Luna rejected him and they gave an honest answer.
>>22086450
Oh, I know. I meant that he's trying to change but it doesn't help. Or that they aren't super supportive of it because of the reasons they mentioned.
>>22086468
I think they just don't know what to do.
>>22086185
>You crack your knuckles, but hesitate.
>No, that'd devastate Spike, better do this on her terms.
"Rarity, do you mind if I speak my thoughts?"
>She looks up at you, nervously giggling.
>"N-now darling, there's no need to-"
"Shut up, I'm talking."
>She quiets down.
"First of all, do NOT talk about my Dashie like that!"
>She winces, "I'm only looking out for you-"
"You're really not, you just want me to pose for you all day."
>You sigh, trying not to lose control.
"You might pay well, but you're a shitty friend to me."
>She frowns, "Now you know I'm always there for you to-"
"No, you're not. You never want to help me do any physical labor."
>You tapped your foot.
"Remember when I was moving in? Who helped me then?"
>She stammers, "R-Rainbow Dash and Applejack."
"Exactly. Another thing, I am not an idiot."
>"I didn't say you we-"
"You implied it, do I look stupid?"
>She scrunched her face up.
"Of course I do, I'm an alien species."
>"Dear you look fi-"
"I look fine in your suits? No shit Sherlock, you're amazing at your work."
>She starts to smile, before she notices you were being sarcastic.
"I bet you treat your assistants well, right? Oh wait, Spike is still home alone, crying about you."
>"As if you would kno-"
"I'm his big bro, and the only reason I haven't knocked you out is because it would hurt him."
>She starts to sweat a little, "If you would just calm down dear, I can expla-"
"I'm perfectly calm right now, dear."
>You spit out the last word with extra venom.
"So maybe you should just think about what you've done missy, and go to the timeout corner."
>She actually slinks back into a corner and curls up into a ball.
>"I'm sorry..."
"Don't tell me, show me. And don't come back until you realize how awful you were."
>You grab your drink back from Fluttershy.
>"Hey, Anon? Thanks dude... can we talk in private?"
>You toss AJ her hat back, and lead Dash into your bedroom.
>>22086468
>>22086515
I know hearing that hurts, but I think the brutal honesty is what Anon needs to hear. Lying to spare his feelings would not have helped at all.
>>22086567
Exactly.
>>22086522
I'm really hoping you dont go to bed like the other anon out of nowhere
>All this pity party bullshit
>Still no greentext of Anon going berserker murderfuck on equestria
Thread is shit
>>22086636
Sounds like you need to get to work, then.
>>22086636
>They were talking just right now behind your back
>Suddenly memories about how you were treated like shit in earth and those feels you tried to bury revived in that very exact moment
>You feel anger building inside you
>Rarity was just staring at you, nodding her unicorn fedora and trying to excuse herself
>You kicked her face with all your strenght
>All those feels you gained and all those nights alone trying to go to equestria, turned into anger and then transformed into a kick
>Your now old shoe impacted rarity's face with such screen the time stopped for a second
>The impact just threw her against the wall
>She was a little pony after all and you were a giant comparing size
>''ANOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!'' Twilight yelled at you screaming both internally and externally
>>22086709
I think I got cut on that edge
>>22086724
i'm sorry take that shit pasta as a.. quick bump
>>22083686
>>22083618
I was actually writing a one shot about this kind of thing, an Anon in Equestria story where he was kind of a loser that was hard to get along with, but still a decent guy, unfortunately I'm currently sidetracked by my first multi part, so I didn't finish it, I still plan to pick up again sometime though, glad to see I'm not alone in thinking that Anon is just a little too perfect in these stories sometimes
>>22086618
I still got a couple hours in me, should be able to finish by then. Didn't think I'd get this far with the headache I have though.
>>22086522
>You sit down on your bed, putting your head in your hands.
"Sorry about that, I just couldn't stand her insults."
>"It's fine, actually I'm glad you stood up for me."
>You start laughing.
>"What's so funny?"
>You compose yourself.
"Ah, I was just thinking about the whole loyalty thing. Kinda funny, really."
>She giggles, "I guess it is. Still, that's why I like you."
>She sits down next to you.
"Ah, I just do what any friend would."
>"Not just any friend would carry me on their back in a rainstorm after I injured my wing."
>Right, that one evening when you two were getting ready for your daily jogs.
>Didn't turn out quite as expected. Apparently someone got the wrong memo.
>The tree would've done more than that if you hadn't tackled her out of the way.
"It was nothing, you'd have done the same for me."
>She scoots closer to you.
>"Y-yeah, I would."
>She puts her hoof over your hand, and smiles.
>"Anon... I uh, I think I... I l- Oh hey is that a stripper pole?"
>Goddamnit, don't ruin the moment Dash.
"Yes, gotta work out somehow right?"
>She busts into a giggle fit, "You're such a dork Anon!"
>She sits up, wiping a tear from her eye.
>"That's why I love you."
>She immediately turns crimson and her wings stand at attention.
>"Oh my gosh did I just say that out loud?!"
>You pick her up and stroke her mane.
"I know Dash, I know."
>You hear a knock at the door.
>It's Twilight.
>"Hey can I- Is that a stripper pole?! You know what? Nevermind. I came here to talk to you."
>You pat the spot next to you.
"What's on your mind, bookhorse?"
>She scrunched her face at the nickname, but smiled and got up on the bed anyway.
>"I uh... I dunno what to say about how Rarity acted. I'm glad you didn't hit her, though."
>She tapped her hooves.
>You motioned for her to continue.
Has anyone here danced on a pole before?
>>22086864
your mom
>>22086870
zing!
>>22086795
pls go on
>>22086864
True story, I actually danced on a pole before.
Surprisingly, it's a great workout.
>>22086795
>"I'm sure Spike would appreciate it too, but... Is she gonna be okay?"
>You shrug.
"The only thing hurt is her pride. She'll live."
>That got a giggle out of her, "I suppose you're right. Sorry the party didn't go quite as planned."
>You pat her on the head.
"That's your problem Twi, you're too worried about plans. Sometimes you gotta improvise."
>She thinks about it for a moment and smiles, "Heh, I guess you're right."
>Dash cuddled up into your shirt.
>Stop being so adorable, damn it.
>"Well, it's clear you've made somepony happy. I guess I should've known Dash was right."
"Right about what?"
>"About you, she said you were a true friend. Somep- Er, someone that she liked to hang out with."
>"If AJ had been there you guys would've listened to her, what am I? Baled hay?"
>"You know she's great at telling truth from lies."
>"Yeah, and I wouldn't leave a friend hanging."
>Twilight sighs, "No, you wouldn't. I'm sorry Anon. I really am."
"Just be more careful with your words next time..."
>You smile.
"... You egghead."
>She laughs and punches your arm.
>"AJ told me you came by to pick up some books, care to tell me which?"
"The next couple of volumes of Equestrian history."
>She looked surprised, "I didn't think you'd actually read them!"
"If I'm gonna live here I need to know how things work, right?"
>She nodded, "Always a good idea. Sorry for doubting you Anon."
>You raised an eyebrow.
"You were worried about my knowledge of your world?"
>She laughed, "I know, a bit nerdy right?"
>You stared into the distance for a moment.
"You really are neurotic sometimes, you know that don't you?"
>"Yeah, I've been told that before."
>>22087039
pls
>>22086709
Coldsteel the Edgehog? Is that you?
>>22087039
>"Hey Twi, it's getting late! We should get going!"
>Pinkie had a way of popping into conversations.
>"Thanks Pinkie... Well, see you later Anon."
>You decided to see the girls off.
>Pinkie had to carry Rarity on her back.
>"Don't you worry, I'll throw you a 'You-Just-Got-Served-And-Need-A-Friend' party!"
>Closing the door, you let out a sigh of relief.
>Today has been a long day.
>You turn around and notice Dash is still here.
"You know you should probably be going home."
>She whistled, "Well I mean it's an awfully long way, maybe I could stay here?"
>Her house was about fifteen minutes away, which meant about thirty seconds at most for her.
>Still, you knew what she was trying to do.
>You grin, and pick her up.
"Alright, how can I say no to such a cute face?"
>You can hear her snort, "I'm not cute."
>You pat her butt, which elicits a squeak.
"Sure you are, even if you won't admit it."
>You jump into bed and snuggle up next to her.
>"T-thanks, I'm glad you think so."
>She gives you a little kiss.
>"Nopony has ever called me cute."
"Well, then I guess no pony has called you cute."
>You boop her nose with your own.
"I'm a human."
>She giggles, "Egghead."
>You pull her closer.
"Cute tomboy."
>She blushes, "Y-you're cute too."
"I know, right?"
>She chuckles, "Gosh you sound like me."
>She nuzzles your neck, "I kinda like it when you're like this."
"Ah, don't get used to it. I'm just trying to cheer you up."
>"I know... Hey Anon?"
"Yeah?"
>She tightens her grip on you.
>"I... love you."
>You pat her on the back.
"Love you too, Dashie."
>It was easy to sleep that night, and pretty much every night after that.
The End.
I just wrote a story while I had a killer headache, I feel like I can take on an ogre right now yo.
>>22084712
We got scary world, Hairy world, Dairy world and Fairy world working... No pony world though.
>>22087311
Dubs confirm.Dairy world sounds delicious.
>>22087311
Keep trying. We'll get there someday...
>>22087303
>You-Just-Got-Served-And-Need-A-Friend' party
Oh pinkie
>>22087303
That was a cute story anon, thanks for writing it
Hope you get better
>>22087378
Thanks man, I had fun writing it. I should be fine in a day or two, something I ate yesterday didn't agree with me when I woke up today.
>>22087311
>>22087343
Only problem: have to go through Bony world and Kony world to get there.
>>22087427
Tony world is radical though. It's got supersuits and sick skateboarding in it.
>>22087390
You prolly just need some rest then
>>22087427
It'll be worth it. We just have to persevere!
>>22087448
That sounds fun!
>>22087457
Yeah, I slept through most of the day and I feel better.
Throwing up for two or three minutes in the morning didn't help.Luckily shit is frozen over here so I don't have to go anywhere.
>>22087474
Sounds like vacations kinda
>>22087526
Mhm, though I'm not one to sleep in normally.
Things to do, studying to be had for the CCENT later on, video games to play.
Oh yeah, and friends to talk to, that too.
>>22083454
Oh that's OVER THE FUCKING LINE Anon
>>22084869
>Celestia glares at her sister.
>"That was just shameful, Luna."
Fuck you, you pasty white whorse, you're the one who asked in the first place.
>>22087649
I think she didn't expect Luna to be a bitch about it though.
reminder that these stories aren't about feels
>"Anon, Flash just proposed! Isn't it great?"
>You were shocked to hear the news.
>She and Flash have been together a little over four months.
>You really didn't expect them to last this long.
That is really great! I can't wait for the wedding.
>Twilight reached her legs around you for a hug.
>After she was satisfied, she let go.
>"I can't wait to tell the girls!"
Well don't wait on me, go tell them.
>You didn't need to tell her twice.
>She ran right into town to spread the news.
>You waited till she was out of your site before you slumped your shoulders.
>The rest of her friends were dabbling in their own relationships, but it hit you had to hear the word 'proposed.'
>Looking back, you never took the time to find someone for yourself.
>You gave up waiting for a human long ago.
>You were hoping to maybe start something with one of your friends, but you were too slow.
>Someone would turn up for you.
>There is always someone for each person/pony... right?
>>22087688
>>There is always someone for each person/pony... right?
maybe
>>22084542
>ON the other side of a door, your head hangs low after the revelation
>You had always had a thing for Moonbutt, but she made it..clear that...that
>Hold it together ol chap
>You stand there and remember something your father once told you
>"Anon you are a giant faggot that no one could love, but if you actually stood tall and proud you might find their view change"
> You know what to do
> you back up a few feet and do a running kick into the door knocking it open and revealing two princesses in the room
> with your chest held high, your eyes full of passion, your benus swinging with pride, and a stomach full of vigor you triumphantly
> oh shit Luna got KTFO by a flying vase that was by the door ..... Celestia is looking unhappily at you
> Slowly you tip toe back out, shit run nigger
> High tailing it down the royal halls, a pair of guards give chase
> Coma sequence activated
> Luna sees herself in a decreiped forest holding a doll and looking human
> By the gods where am I , and what have I become
> Luna senses something is very amiss
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AOfiziY-htU
> Luna awakens in her bed with Celestia looking worrily at her
>>22087973
>"Anon you are a giant faggot that no one could love, but if you actually stood tall and proud you might find their view change"
So long, and thanks for all the laughs. I'm going to bed now, that was a good way to end my day.
>>22087991
Goodnight sweet faggot, it's time for me to sleep as well.
>>22082750
>You freeze in your tracks.
>Your mind reels, trying to process what you just heard.
>Is this what they all really thought of you? You're having a hard time believing that.
>But you heard it for yourself, straight from the horses' mouths.
>You were on your way to borrow a book from the library when you heard the girls start talking about you through the window.
>Curious, you decided to stop and lisen.
>You're not even sure whether or not you regret it.
>You thought these ponies were your friends. Especially considering how much they spew about 'friendship is magic' on a daily basis.
>Yet here they are, saying things like that.
>You've stopped listening to them at this point, lost in your own thoughts.
>But the more you think about it, the more upset you're getting.
>In silence, you turn around and start making your way back home.
>Your trip home is slow, giving you plenty of time to think.
>You're not... explicitly ugly. At least, not by human standards.
>And sure, you're not the most outgoing, but you try to help where you can and you're generally friendly.
>You got dropped off in this bizarre world, and you're doing the best you can, damnit!
>You get to your front door, unlock it, and walk in.
>You lock the door behind you, lean your back against it, and slide down to the floor.
>A thought occurs to you; What if this is how they've always felt?
>Were they just pretending to be your friends since the beginning? Out of pity for a wayward soul?
>You shake your head, trying to dispel that heart-wrenching thought process, but it doesn't help.
>You bring up your legs to your chest and hug yourself tightly, and cry yourself to sleep right there.
I love you, OP. I really missed these threads.
>>22088365
m-more?
>>22088365
god damn it Anon I need more or hell I may pick it up myself for a first write fagging attempt
>>22088491
>>22088740
This is my first attempt at writefagging, and i'm writing it as I go along.
>>22088365
>A few days later
>You are Twilight Sparkle, and you're starting to get a little worried.
"Are you sure you haven't seen him anywhere?"
>Applejack shakes her head "Can't say I have, sugarcube. Not today, at least."
>That catches your attention.
"When did you last see him?"
>She pauses for a moment, and scratches her chin with her hoof "Well, Ah'm pretty sure Ah saw him the day before yesterday. He was out doin' some grocery shoppin'. Even bought a bushel of my apples!" she adds, with a hint of pride.
>You sigh. That doesn't help much at all.
>"Why're you lookin' for him, anyway? Is he missin' or somethin'?"
"Well, I don't know. He was supposed to meet me yesterday to help with an important experiment, but he never showed. And when I started asking around, everypony I've asked said they haven't seen him the last few days."
>Applejack hums quietly to herself, thinking "Well, have ya tried his house then? If he hasn't been in town, then he's probably there."
"I knocked on his door this morning, but I didn't get an answer. I figured that he'd be out and about as usual..."
>With a shrug, Applejack gets back to her stall "Well, Ah wouldn't be too worried. Maybe you've just been havin' a string of bad luck or somethin'."
"Maybe... Thanks anyway, Applejack."
>You leave her to her work, and continue wandering around town looking.
>You don't have much luck, though, and everypony gives you the same answer as before.
>>22088797
Anon is an hero. Keep going. I must revel in Purplesmart's guilt
>>22088797
more
>>22083618
I remember seeing one where anon wants to kill himself and no one likes him.
>Got me right in the feels, made me angry, and killed my boner.
>>22088797
You're still here... right?
>>22088797
>You look up and notice that the sun's already made a decent trek across the sky, so you decide to try his house one more time.
>You walk up the steps, and knock on the door.
"Anonymous, are you home?" you call out.
>No answer.
>You look over to the window, and your curiosity gets the better of you. You peek inside.
>There don't appear to be any lights on. Or anything, for that matter.
>You know that Anon likes keeping his fireplace lit. Said something about 'ambiance', but you don't quite remember what.
>You go over to the door again, and this time, you try the doorknob. It's unlocked.
>You cautiously open the door, and crane your neck inside.
"Anon? I'm coming in!"
>You walk slowly inside, and the first thing you notice?
>The house feels empty.
>You walk into the kitchen, and notice a paper on the table.
>You pick it up with your magic, and realize it's a letter of some kind.
>You start reading it, and the further you get into it, the more your eyes widen and your jaw drops.
>In your shock you nearly drop the letter with your magic, and stand there for what feels like hours.
>You snap yourself out of your trance, and run outside.
>It takes you a few minutes, but you've gathered the girls at the library.
>"What's this all about Twi? I was just about to have dinner." Rainbow Dash complains, as she flies in through the door.
"Girls, this is serious. I went to Anon's house, and his door was unlocked, and there was a note on the table-"
>"GASP! HAS ANON BEEN KIDNAPPED?! IS IT A RANSOM NOTE?!" Pinkie Pie interrupts in a panic.
"Wha- no! This is worse!"
>Rarity perks up "Worse? Darling, what could be worse than that?" she asks.
"Here, let me read it..."
>>22089156
i hope this is not the writefag that writes nice things and then leaves after 5 mins
>>22089184
KEEP GOING
Great thanks for making me feel guys
As if I already didn't have a fear of rejection and making fun of me behind my back
Is there no end to this torture
>>22089184
This is getting good. Don't stop
>>22089184
someone saving?
Don't leave us hangingAnon.... >>>22089184
>>22089184
"To whomever finds this letter,
I give up. I guess this wasn't meant to be, after all. But I suppose you won't be too sad. I guess you all never wanted me around in the first place. 'Loser'. 'Desperate'. 'Ugly'. 'Boring'. 'Antisocial'. 'Lazy'. I was already used to hearing things like this back in my own world, but I hadn't expected to hear them here, too. I try my best to fit in, but it was all for nothing. I guess that might be why it hit so hard. Or maybe it's because some of you just pretended to be my friends for the duration of my stay. I must have been asking for too much, but I suppose I was only worth your pities and sympathies. But hey, here's a silver lining; at least you all won't have to deal with me any more. I've packed up my things and left. Where to? I don't know. Maybe I'll just wander the Everfree until I find an end to it all. By the time someone finds this letter, I'll have been long gone anyway, so I don't think it matters. You're all free to whatever I left behind in the house, I don't want it anymore. I don't want any reminders of this place after leaving.
Friendship truly is magic.
Anonymous."
>Everypony is silent, taking it all in.
>Reading it out loud, you're just now taking it all in.
>Anon's packed up and run away.
>Into the Everfree Forest, the most dangerous place you can think of.
>And this must have been written a few days ago, at least.
>"I-I can't believe he ran away..." Fluttershy whimpers. She's way beyond tears at this point, outright crying all over.
>"H-How dare he! Sure we /might/ have said some... less than nice things, but he just..." Rainbow starts, but seems to lose her voice, as it all weighs her down and she sits down on the floor.
>The other girls are just left speechless.
>Rarity's completely spaced out, having a hard time processing all of it.
>You've just been re-reading the letter over and over again.
>>22089355
i'm feeling anon, go on.
>>22089355
Hello darkness, my old friend....
>>22089355
Yes.... let the guilt flow through you.
Posting in cuck thread.
>>22089493
>>22089488
ur scaring me anon
>>22089355
Dammit, now I'm tired AND im going to sleep sad. Praying for green upon return, Bumping is magic?
>>22089355
>Those words he singled out in his letter... those are the words you and the girls used when you were talking about him the other day.
>He must have overheard you all talking.
>The realization dawns on you like a dark cloud.
"This is all my fault..."
>"This is all my fault..."
>You all look at eachother, having spoken in unison.
>None of you really know how to deal with this, so you all sit in silence a little longer, before you speak up.
"I... We have to go find him..."
>"B-But he's already been gone for a few days..." Rainbow starts "How do we know he's even still... Ya know...?" she quietly asks.
"I-I don't know... But we have to try! We're the ones who drove him away!"
>You all look at eachother and attempt to steel yourselves. You're all shaky, but you think you can fix this.
>You have to.
>
>
>It's been a few weeks now, since Anon ran away.
>You enlisted the help of everypony in town.
>You asked Zecora to help teach the ponies of Ponyville about the Everfree Forest, so that they can navigate it in their search.
>You even asked the Princesses for help.
>While they were more than willing to help, even leading search parties themselves, they were incredibly disapointed in you and your friends' behaviour.
>You're asking everypony you know for help.
>But nothing turns up.
>You can't even tell what's worse; the idea of finding a body, or not finding anything at all.
>At least finding a body, while absolutely horrible, would bring some form of closure.
>But this? Just the idea of not knowing?
>It's killing you inside.
>Every day that passes is another day that the guilt of what you've done weighs down on you.
>You feel so heavy that some days you can barely get yourself out of bed.
>The others are much the same, but for some reason it's hitting you harder than them.
>Even though you all share the blame, you feel personally responsible.
>And that makes the feeling even worse.
>>22089555
It's kind of awkward how quickly the horses feelings turned around. It would help to specify why they didn't mean what was said earlier, like damage controlling a crush.Or I just missed something like a faggot.
>>22089587
Guilt is a hell of a feel anon
Plus they know better than that
>>22082750
>Anon... and me.
>Yes I am attracted to humans but anon.
>I um... I am dating Snails right now sorry.
But ms Sunset I don't like girls.
>Shh here is fifty bits now shut up.
>>22089555
>inb4 they found anon's body
>twilight is blamed
>celestia looks down at twilight
>she's kicked from the name of ''celestia's student''
>rainbow dash gets fat
>fluttershy just doesnt care for her animals anymore
>applejack works less, harming the apples production farm
>rarity sees anon in every dress she tries to make
>twilight wont work and is all depressed
>spike does twilight work and he turns into the new princess
>>22089587
I was kinda writing this with them sorta meaning what they said, and with their guilt, not being able to honestly justify it. I probably could have done a better job explaining that, though.
>>22089555
>The sun shines in your eyes, waking you up from your dreamless sleep.
>Miraculously, you find your way out of bed.
>You morning goes about the same as it usually does; clean, groom, breakfast...
>All in silence.
>Spike knows at this point not to talk much in the morning, since you've stopped being much of a conversationalist.
>He just watches you go about your morning with a sad look on his face.
>You're greatful that he's worried. That he cares.
>Not that you deserve it.
>You flinch internally at the thought.
>You wander your way outside, not really paying much attention to anything.
>A guardspony spots you and starts babbling about the usual spiel;
>Anon hasn't been found yet, they're trying everything they can, and that they won't rest until he's found.
>The same thing they've told you since they started.
>You'd be going in the forest yourself, if you were able.
>But you can't bring yourself to, anymore.
>You keep wandering around town a while longer, before you stop.
>You hadn't really been paying any attention to where you were going, but your heart stops when you notice where you've arrived.
>Anon's old house.
>>22089555
>Inb4 Anon wasn't in the Everfree
>Inb4 he went to new town/city/country
>Inb4 he met ponies/creatures of Equestria who truly liked him.
>Inb4 he is happy and the ponies of Ponyville will never know, thinking he died because of them.
>>22089637
I wouldn't mind a bad end but don't do emo shit like this where everyone stops giving a shit about life.
>>22089637
>Forgetting Pinkie Pie
Guess it hit her so hard she just faded into obscurity.
>>22089663
It's called depression. It can hit anyone and when you think you've veritably killed someone, well, you'd have to be some kind of heartless monster to just brush it off. I think >>22089648 is doing a fair job on portraying it.
>>22089690
Sure, but there's a line that you don't want to cross where it becomes stupidly ridiculous. Being depressed and guilty is one thing, but hallucinating Anons everywhere, throwing away your dreams, and completely ignoring those who depend on you is more of a stretch than my suspension of disbelief is willing to take.
>>22082750
"You're mother's better than you in bed anyways."
>>22089739
>you're
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>>22089716
You've never had a fit of depression, have you? As unrealistic as it SOUNDS, writefag's doing a decent job with it. A bit exaggerated, but at least he hasn't gone to the extreme where Twilight starts thinking of going an hero.
>>22089648
>Seeing it wakes you from your reverie, and you stand there.
>Nopony's entered his house since you discovered the letter.
>You think back on that night, with your friends, reading it.
>You don't really notice yourself walking up to the door, pushing it open, and walking inside.
>You start taking in the sight of everything being left beind, the dusty smell of nothing having been touched, perfectly preserved since that day.
>You make your way upstairs, and find yourself in his bedroom.
>He left behind things from his old world; mostly useless things he had with him at the time, like an old backpack with binders, papers, and even that 'laptop' thing, with it's batteries long empty.
>Your eyes drift to his nightstand where, sitting right in front of a lamp, is a picture frame knocked over.
>Curious, you lift it up with your magic, and stare at the photo.
>It's a photo of you, your friends, and Anon.
>You remember this; this was not long after Anon first showed up in Ponyville.
>The day of his housewarming party.
>Pinkie had a blast planning and throwing it for him.
>You stare at it a little longer, your eyes getting misty.
>You quickly can't see anything anymore, your tears blurring your vision.
>You drop to the floor, and curl up into a ball, hugging the dusty old photo frame.
"I'm sorry... I'm so, so, sorry..." you sob.
>You wish you could take it all back. Give Anon's story a happy ending.
>But it's useless. You know that saying 'sorry' won't bring him back.
>And you know better than anypony that not all stories get happy endings.
>You cry even harder.
The End.
And here's a pastebin for those who want to save it:
http://pastebin.com/vc2NWJ3C
>>22089752
>a bit exaggerated
That's what I'm saying. Depression is fine, go ahead. Don't overdo it. And yes, I'm very familiar with it. Not to mention these ponies live in marshmallow sugar land and also have a very large and very close support group of friends and family.
Again, for the fifth time, I'm not saying don't do it. I'm saying don't go full retard.
>>22089763
can you write a prologue about how anon died?
>>22089763
Permission to write a sort-of prologue from Anon's PoV?
>>22089763
Aw, that's it? I guess it's a decent open-ended place to stop, but I was hoping for more of a story.
>>22089775
pro·logue
ˈprōˌlôɡ/
noun
noun: prologue; plural noun: prologues; noun: prolog; plural noun: prologs
a separate introductory section of a literary or musical work.
"this idea is outlined in the prologue"
synonyms: introduction, foreword, preface, preamble, prelude; More
>>22083475
took me a minute
>>22089796
just write how he died k
>>22089775
>>22089796
I didn't have any plans for if/how anon dies. I wanted to leave it ambiguous, because that's exactly what Twilight's going through. She still doesn't know whether or not Anon's dead or just missing, so it's tearing her apart. I suppose, the way I wrote it, you're just to assume the worst.
>>22089781
I'm sure you mean epilogue, but yeah, feel free. Where I ended it is where I planned to end it.
>>22089781
If you don't know what a prologue is I don't think you should be writing one.
>>22089830
let him
>>22089830
>>22089821
By prologue, I planned on starting it off from the point where Anon wrote the letter.
>>22089853
yes pls
>>22089853
Oh, either way. I'm happy where I stopped, so I'm fine with people writing stuff to add to it.
>>22089853
Considering the story started with Anon walking to the treebrary and overhearing the ponies, I'm bretty sure it still doesn't apply.
>>22089868
yay
>You enter your home, your mind buzzing with depressing thoughts.
"Did they...am I that much of an outcast?"
>...speaking to yourself won't help.
>You want to bust down that door, call them out.
>You want to scream at them for backstabbing you.
>...you wanted to.
>Instead, you sit on the floor, back against the front door, and sob.
>It's been months since you've ever really cried this hard, whether it be tears of sorrow or joy.
>Unfortunately, they were tears of sorrow...again.
>There really isn't anything left for you here.
>And to think this world would've been better. Instead, it only served to be a mirror-image to your own home.
>...
>What to do...what to do...
>>22086124
My nigga
>>22089947
go on
>>22086124
Did someone say world eater?
>>22089763
Might want to include prompt in pastebin, so the story has a proper start
