!TWO HOURS!
LIGHTNING ROUND draw prompt!
>Draw a sketch of a pony, or any other creature, while leaving any construction lines in.
http://mlpgenrichmentcenter.tumblr.com/post/136859551613/
Friendship is Magic #38 is due out tomorrow (Jan. 13) - digital copy could be up in 22 hours!
Has Starlight Glimmer had any time for holidays since she began her initial crusade against cutie marks? There's a lot of blanks despite knowing what was so traumatic to her in her youth - what happened past that? She got her own mark at some point - how did she feel about it? Was she still living a normal filly's life for any time after that point? What of her family?
Regardless of the answers, Ponyville will be willing to treat her fairly and introduce her to fun she may have been missing.
>>26074017
Previous thread.
Goodnight, MLPG.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
OH SNAP MLPG, IT'S TIME TO DRAW!
To kick off the new year, let’s have some fun and draw the intro to the show that’s keeping us on this wild ride: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic! We are looking for some good fashioned QUALITY here so, regardless of your tools or skill level, feel free to join! For examples of what we’re going for, please see the links below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZZd10L68_0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VT8Xp1RgbY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyoW1W5HUnw
Submission guidelines and other information can be found here: http://mlpg.co/art/res/15565.html
>>26081018
Fuck yeah it is
captcha is being a bit difficult right now, I wish it would stop. Maybe it's just me.
>>26081080
>Maybe it's just me.
Nah, it's fucked.
There is a table. On that table is a plate of steak. The man stabs his fork into the steak. The pony squeals. The pony is in a cage. The pony is sobbing.
The pony signed a waiver and paid a large number of bits in order to be in the cage, while the man ate the steak on the plate on the table.
We've all felt it.
>>26080913
I've got a PHP script that scrapes a board on the sub for any OPs containing specially formatted timestamps and parses out the thread subject, the timestamps, and a link to the thread.
Next up is formatting that into a calendar.
>>26081053
>What of her family?
Did she even have one? With her magic abilities she should have ended up in the school for gifted unicorns if she had anyone taking care of her.
Or maybe she ran away from home shortly after Sunburst leftwhat kind of asshole friend leaves without saying goodbye anyway?
>>26081164
What are you planning to do with that?
>>26081179
With that script on the sub, we can make a board for calendar events and people can post stuff to it easily.
Then we could track streams, games, and other stuff to keep us busy during the hiatus./ht/ - Hamburger Time
>>26081162
I want that majestic swan-horse to wrap her neck around me.
>>26081164
>PHP
gross
>>26081200
Hey, I'm only using it because that's what's available on the sub.
PHP a shit
>>26081162
I bet she has a huge-ass pool in the castle and she just floats in it like a swan in her free time
she probably does it to meditate or something
>>26081196
That actually sounds pretty great
>>26081162
yessss
>kept position number 1 in one of the social events in the gameloft pone app throughout the whole event
>didn't get my pone
>>26081216
It wasn't my idea, but yeah I agree. Creating an event will be as easy as starting a thread, and the calendar entry will show the thread subject and link back to it so you can even discuss things related to it too.But I think I'm spent from struggling with DOMDocument, PCRE, and PHP. If someone who's got some decent HTML/CSS design chops could slap together a quick empty calendar page I could pump the data in there. But otherwise I'm done for tonight.
>>26081074
my dick every time
>>26081212
>huge-ass pool
She's a Princess, I bet she has something fancier. Like some underground grotto that is illuminated by glowing crystals, with a small waterfall in one corner
Goodnight dorks.
>>26081297
creepy
>>26081297
.. I will accept my fate.
>>26081297
top meme
>>26081297
I choose to interpret this as snakelestia
>>26081297
don't care, had cuddles
i can't stop thinking about colt and stallion penises, how they'd feel and taste and smell, their adorable grunts and moans as i happily pleasure them, the warm salty taste of their delicious cum as i'm rewarded by a throbbing flare spurting in my mouth as i try desperately and fail to keep it all in my mouth, getting my face and hair and chest and hands so messy and wet, leaving one satisfied and relaxed as i move on to the next raging erection
is this normal
>>26081391
Aryu Mi?
>>26081391
No I don't think anyone has ever liked horsecocks before
>>26081297
and then she leans over and smooches the trapped anon right on his struggling snootle
I want to watch nature documentaries with Dash and Fluttershy
>>26081391erotic greentext time?
>>26081167
the worst
>>26081436
>horse mating scene
how would they react
>>26081436
>Fluttershy wants to watch march of the penguins
>Dash wants to watch the nature and wilds of Africa
Who do you pick first to watch documentary?
>>26081459
I watch a documentary on Leopard seals with both of them.
>>26081459
i flip the script on them and make 'em watch the bleak-ass herzog penguin docu
fluttershy all sobbing while this pitiless german guy narrates the mad penguin waddling out to certain death in the interior of antarctica
>>26081297
whispering "have you made any friends today?" into anon's ear
anon, helpless, begins to sweat
>>26081436
>Segment on hibernation comes on
>Dash blows up the TV
Theriogenology. 1989 Feb;31(2):341-6.
Stallion ejaculation induced by manual stimulation of the penis.
Crump J Jr1, Crump J.
Author information
Abstract
This paper reports the use of a procedure for collection of semen from stallions by manual stimulation of the penis while the stallion is standing. Our use of this method with 18 stallions of various ages and types of semen collection experience indicates that this method may be an efficient alternative to traditional semen collection techniques using an artificial vagina and stimulus mare or dummy mount mare. Our observations, together with those of others who have tried the manual technique, suggest that both animals and handlers can be readily trained to use this method. Limited data suggests that semen samples obtained by manual stimulation are similar to those obtained using an artificial vagina.
LEWD REQUESTS
>>26081623
Fluttershy getting fingerbanged
>>26081623lewdprincesseverydayattire
You do it for her
And then you'd do it again
You do it for her, that is to say
You waifu this horse
>>26081623
Gloomhorse spelunking.
>>26081623
Staring at Fluttershy
>>26081636
This is a true statement.
>>26081623
Horsefuck Shimmer
>>26081573
I laughed.
>>26081623
Big Mac pumping buckets of horse spunk into Braeburn's mouth.
>>26081623
Anon accidentally putting his hand over a store ponies' hoof when he goes to pay.
>>26081698
that's adorable
do this one
Filly asks for more of that Xanax candy you gave her.
>>26081625
Pony is dripping with precuddle again
>>26081736
>>26081726
First one was free.
She got cash or some other way of paying?
OH NO!
>>26081751
i already exploded once today
i'm getting close to exploding again
>>26081754
oh! she has this neat candy ring she got yesterday at lunch, a few bottlecaps, and a juicebox.
She's willing to trade everything but the juicebox. It's her favorite flavor.
>>26081758
oh
y e s
>>26081736
is she ok
>>26081736
Hooray! Now that Fluttershy's dead, we can replace her spot in the main 6 with a more worthwhile pone.
>>26081777
I'm afraid she's been exploded
>>26081758
is it contagious?
Quick, run Sunset Shimmer on her and see what happens
>>26081698
>>26081723
This is gonna need a mosaic censor.
>>26081770
My shit don't run on charity, I want the bottlecaps AND the straw to the juicebox.
So I've been gone for over a month because of a fucked up PC. Good to see you fuckers don't change. Though really, if nothing's changed since 2011 I don't see why anything would in the span of 30 days. I miss new episodes.
>>26081789
now explode twilight, kill the winged beast
>>26081823hyperfertilewinona
>>26081789
please, put the pony back together again
i'm sitting here crying, covered in fluttershy goo, trying to slap the pieces back together again but i've just got a pink and pineapple-flesh-colored pile.
>>26081861
God Anon just water her daily and she'll grow back eventually.
>>26081823
I come here once in a blue moon when we're hiatus and still
Nothing
Changes
It's nice to always have some pretty ople with good taste.
>>26081666
http://imgur.com/rNYiOdK
say no more
>>26081959
>getting addicted to the musk
U N F
https://derpibooru.org/1064704
>>26081956
Luna is best princess, on every level.
>>26081964
http://imgur.com/D2xipq5
>>26081973
2X UNF
>>26081959
RULES OF NATURE
can it be time for sunny bunny?
>>26081959
>>26081973
2 LEWD
>>26081959
>>26081973
She made the right choice, I guess.
>>26081987
She's shit
>>26081987
It's time for Sunny's hummy cunny to get some punny cummies
>>26081973
>no flare
>>26082013
>I don't know what he's saying, but ok.
>>26081973
more equestria girls pls
where would you take her on a date
>>26082044
cafeteria
>>26082044
>>26082044
AJ's ranch
>>26082019
http://imgur.com/EC7RVS1
my b
>>26082056
Good idea.
>>26082062
Now this I can unf to.
A+
>>26082056
>>26082073
[various degrees of horse]
>>26082044
Nowhere!
Because she isn't real!
>>26082084
why is that art so weird-looking
>>26082084
>Fosgitt
>>26082073
i want to see sunset tied to the belly of a horse just being fucked as it walks around
>>26082096
No mames
>>26082118
because she died for our sins, now get back to ponying
>>26082118
>>26082118
whatever happened to that fire ruby
>>26082124
Sir yes sirthreelewdwords
>>26082132
big dick stallions!
>>26082132
Forced Mare Transformation
>>26082084
That artstyle might be good for some sort of Disney comic but holy shit, that artist's horses are the worst.
>>26082145
Do not sexualize junior
HEY NOBBY WHAT ABOUT THOSE HUGE GIRAFFE BUTTS
>only 180 days to go
>>26082197
Where's angoor
>>26082185
they are something, aren't theytoo tired to draw any more tonight, sorry
>>26082204
That'll do, nobbs
That'll do
Sleep tight nobbster
I WANT TO SLEEP WITH A PONY TONIGHT
pony culture is a very ass-obsessed culture
just like ours
Call Princess Celestia mother and then flirt, Y/N?
>>26082204
butts
pony says the butt-enlargement pills she got from the ponynet aren't working
>>26082230
good to know that the complacency illusion I paid that unicorn for is working perfectly
tell pony to keep up her regimen
maybe up the dose if she's feeling it
>>26082223
I've been trying to beat goat genocide simulator in fishwife must die mode but fish too hard
>>26082215
Too bad!
You get a pone-girl instead.
>>26082258
>not a pone boy
>tfw no massive stallionbro to cuddle you to sleep
what would it be like to sleepover at a pony's house
which pony's house would you like to spend the night at
>>26082293
I WOULD'VE LIKED TO SPEND THE NIGHT AT TWILIGHT'S COMFY TREEBRARY
Colt kisses
>>26082293
No question.
>>26082306
Colts are not supposed to kiss colts.
>>26082322
Colt does not care. He is going to kiss colt.
>>26082322
Can fillies kiss fillies?
>>26082329
Fine, just as long s they do not hold hooves in public.
>>26082330
Yes, because that is totally not homosexual.
>>26082335
The colts are holding hooves in public
>>26082349
Apples.
>>26082353
they have passed the colt kissing cult initiation ritual
they will be contacted shortly
>>26082349
>>26082386
id like to see the milkshake chef in the corner wondering who the fuck those kids are singing to.
>>26082353
Have them put down.
>>26082386
I still don't get why this guy put Fluttershy there instead of Rarity
>>26082409
Probably because they think she's cuter.
>>26082408
Colt went down on colt.
>>26082416
*Monocle*
Filly on colt on mare on stallion on dog on a motorcycle action.
>>26082437
What a pistol?
>>26082360
APPLEJACK I CAN SEE YOUR CRAAACK!
>>26082483
>>26082493
Pony just got bred, like, super hard.
>>26082494
POOP comes from there!
>>26082511
>>26082386
Whenever I see this gif I start hearing "We Will Rock You" in sync to Applejack's hooves.
Did you remember to rumble youreye contact that doesn't cause pregnancy, my child?
>>26082519
>>26082519
Some ponies are so fertile that even looking at pictures of them gets them pregnant.
YOU CAN'T HAVE ALL THOSE BABIES, FLUTTERSHY
>>26082549
You can't stop her trying.Or me.
>>26082562
Hugthe filly.
>>26082580
Or else what?
>>26082580
I'm going to hug this filly
Call an ambulance
>>26082584
trust me man, just hug the filly
it'll work out best for everyone that way
>>26082605
This sounds like a threat.
>browse MLPG
>remember I haven't done my dishes yet
>doing the dishes
>hey, that Pinkie stare hasn't been posted today yet, I'll post it myself when I come back
>>26082562
Oh how you read my mind, mulpug.
>>26082580lickthe filly
>>26082629
Part of the ship
Part of the crew
>>26082643
I bet that filly is a total slut.
She has fucked every colt on the playground.
Ezcept maybe that gay duo.
>all these new fillies introduced in the same season the CMCs get their buttmarks
Why do I get the feeling that they're going to replace them?
>>26082665
>not wanting to have this cutie as a main character
>>26082680
I don't want a shitty gimmick filly as a main character though.
>>26082665
I want to see episodes centerwd around colt train, colt ross, peach filly, and filly mcstrong.
It would be the cutest thing in the universe.
>>26082649
NAKAMA
>You said we were going to Disney World!
>>26082735
And you said you were going to study for your test.
>>26082735
I was taking FILLY.
Not your shitty bipedal ass.
evens:eqg requests
odds:pony requests
>>26082768
Draw eqg as ponies.
>>26082768
>eqg
>>26082768ultrabusty dazzlings
>>26082770
actually this
>>26082701
Take out Colt Train and put Rumble in and we're golden
>>26082768
How about AJ in this outfit playing with Winona?
>>26082779
Colt Train's presence is nonnegotiable
We could just add Rumble without removing anypony.
I meant like eqg only characters
like villains or something
you know what just give me dazzling requestsLEWD dazzling requests
>>26082770
>>26082791
Pony or bust.
Lewd filly dazzlings.
>>26082768
Reverse version of this?
With a giant pony holding a tiny eqg girl in her hooves.
>>26082791
Twilight dying a horrible death
>>26082665
I still wanna see this episode. Hell, I'll take just a regular group of stallions hanging out.
>>26082791
big bust dazzling
big butt dazzling
big hair dazzling
>>26082791
>actually wanting to draw EqG
where's the nobby that I cherished and loved
>>26082803
Tess's drawings broke me
and I'm drawin people right now anyways
I still haven't seen them and don't have any plans to
>>26082791
I need me some eager to love Sonata. And I mean eager.
>>26082768
Sci Twily making out with dog spike.
>>26082768
Horsefuck Shimmer 2: Horsefuck Harder
>>26082816
not tender, loving horsesnuggles
>>26082816
There really never is enough shimmerfucking.
Is interspecies cuddling legal without a permit?
>>26082826
Only in Missouri and Oregon.
>>26082826
of course
what kind of horrible, fascist government would seek to regulate love?
>>26082835
What about booping or hoof holding?
oh shit
>>26082816
Sunset Shimmer anally fisting a horse?
>>26082852
>vlc
>>26082869
I threw up in my mouth a bit
this is from ted 2, btw
>>26082849
Illegal everywhere.
>>26082886
I want that Maneiac
>>26082894
i want that humdrum
you know what this means, right
technically, equestria girls/ponies have been in an actual hollywood movie
>new leaked S6 information
>the Mayor slays Princess Celestia and takes her place as Ruler of Equestria for life
it's so weird seeing pinkie pie in a movie
>>26082925
Good
>>26082810
The ref I was using felt like it was judging me the whole time
>>26082943
http://imgur.com/Ps7J5QX
oh, forgot link
>>26082943
>>26082946
Glad I stuck around for it. Top notch work. Don't mind her glare, anyway. She actually loves it.
>>26082946
I had forgotten how tame human pussy is
>>26082886
Nice.
>vlc
>>26082934
>it's so weird seeing pinkie pie in a movie
Pinkie Pie should be in every movie.
>>26082968
>Pinkie Pie should be in every movie.
she is
she's just out of frame most of the time
>>26082946
>>26082943
I actually like the reference accompanying the pic, it makes it funnier. Should've kept it in.
>>26082993
I just saved both images next to each other. It amuses me.
Am I a Hasdrone if I think Equestria Girls was a good idea?
Dear Princess Celestia,
Today I learned that married mares can use heat as an excuse when they cheat on their husbands, even if they weren't actually IN heat, and the judge will excuse her from any of the punishments associated with breaking their trust in such a disgusting way.
I must ask then, why do mares take offense when stallions say "she must be in heat" when a mare is acting like a whore?
Is it not a double standard to use something you supposedly can't control to explain doing something terrible, while getting offended that others try to use that same reason to explain why you're doing something terrible?
>>26083009
No, you'd just have a pretty shit opinion and taste
Fluffy tails
Filly wants you to kiss her.
Smooch the stallions.
Filly is saving herself for her husband on her wedding night.
>Today is National Marzipan Day
>>26083052
With Marzipan's radish we gonna win the compotishun.
>>26083023
man i would fuck the shit out of that fluffy deerass
i can't stop thinking about all the equestria girls rubbing their feet on my face
why am i so horny tonight, i already jacked off twice
>>26083068
I can't stop dreaming abouteveryone hating me.
>>26082946
I'm making a rig of paisley for fun
>>26083095
It's kinda a challenge since her snout sticks out really far, so figuring otu how to do face turns with one symbol is gonna be interesting.
>>26083111
Is Ted 2 a Hasbro movie in disguise? I only watched the first one for Mila Kunis and it was painful
>don't forget your keys, Anon!
