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Here is full archive of ALL the stories in condensed, easy-to-read form with all chatter in-between removed.
Check out the pastebin here:
http://pastebin.com/u/PrincessApplejack

Curious what happened last time, or just wanna know what happens during an active thread?
Check out the previous thread here:https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25941085
You are completely new and have no idea what is going on? There is a wikia with an overview of all characters, a complete timeline, previous thread recaps and explanation of the various concepts used in these stories!
Check out the wiki here:http://princess-aj.wikia.com/wiki/Princess_Applejack_Wiki

Confused about when a character first showed up or who they are? Want to know when an arc started?
Check out character notes and details here :
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We have begun working on a big project to fix up old stories and make this crazy world more coherent and accessible to new readers who don't like the thread format.
Check out the 'Princess Applejack: Re-Cut Edition' here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/15cv3kqExr_vOM0JkUh4dqnvVKxJ5Z-P1KHwE8Z7aG0k/edit?usp=sharing
And finally, while most of the thread is very much clop free, we have a pastebin in case you're feeling a little more naughty with your writing, find it here. http://pastebin.com/u/PrincessAJAfterDark please upload any like it to a pastebin so they can be added out of thread.
And above all else, enjoy your stay at /paj/!

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First for Mane6

>>26008548
Well, that one's new.

>>26008548
I don't know if this is amazing or just fucking hilarious.

>AJ is boring because she doesn't get the suffering stick but Chrysalis does

I mean Chrysalis is the bad guy, the antag, the one what makes things bad.

So y'know, s'deserved

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>>26008589
Figured I'd do something different.

>>26008659
Hoo boy, here we go again~!

>>26008665
Can't say it wasn't unique!

>>26008453
With the filename, it looks like AJ popped out of the orange.

Try to wrap your head around that one.

>>26008548
As always, Applejack is the only one pointing out the stupidity of it all.

>Rarity
"AJ"
~~

>...Applejack? I have a question.

"Wow, this is... friggen weird."

>Am I going too fast?

"No no, you keep on like ya'll were doin', Ah'll... adjust."

>Yes, well... I have just been wondering, did you ever have to file any paperwork when you were made a princess?

"..."

>Just something to make it official, is all I wonder. Is that a process? Twilight didn't mention signing anything, but you'd think that would be one of the most important things, right?

"..."

>For that matter, were we given any land or anything when we became royalty? Twilight remained around Ponyville, does she... oversee that? Is this a regional thing? How does this work?

"..."

>For that matter, do our families get ascended status, or-

"Rarity?"

>Yes?

"We're on vacation."

>...But... this seems like something important-

"RAR."

>...

"Va. Ca. Tion."

>...Oh, I suppose it'll wait till I get back.

"That's better... was two friggen seconds from jumpin' off this thing."

>...But what about-

"AH' WILL JUMP!"

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Pinkie Preview Prophecy

>Mane 6 kill some time by passing around a shake weight.
>Spike is not sure if he wants to fap to this.
>Pinkie taught DT and Cadence well.
>Celestia is still an annoying big sister.
>Luna shares some moon cheese.
>Berry Punch likes to feel loved.
>The Crusaders find out it's not Lupus.
>Fun in the sun fanservice!

>>26009004
>First post goes to Rarity
>It's a "Gotta Question' comedy one.

NEVER DOUBT THE POWER OF THE OMAKE

>>26008665
TRUE
HAREM
END

Notice no Spike in there....

>>26009180
I'mma just say, I wish we had given Spike more Shiny moments, which is less "He's useful and totally a cool fighter and all that" and more "Look at them cuddle and talk and have all that chemistry, they're adorable!"

Maybe this arc is a good time to fix that, as Spike is really lacking in genuine heartfelt moments.

>>26009259
God I hope so

>>26009259
Spike's at a bit of a disadvantage because unlike Shiny, he has to prove he's actually useful, Shiny you just assume is a little capable, but Spike has to be built up because he's already dirt low in the show.

That said, yes, I hope we get some Spike/AJ moment with like... emotions and stuff, well written emotions.

Like the Celly/SA or recently Chrysalis/SA stuff, that stuff is really damn good. The dialog, the chemistry, the back and forths, I feel it, and it makes me like seeing these characters together more, I'd like something like that from Spike.

>>26009358
Someone better, because I can't provide two way character dynamics at all

>>26009401
As the guy who wrote a lot of the Celestia/SA things(but not that recent one), uh...

I can't write Spike.

At all.

AT. ALL.

Just, can't write him. I try, and all the dialog comes out so unnatural and forced, I've deleted THREE five-part stories because I was like "This is so fake." He is my "One character". You know, that one character you just plain can't get a hold of. He is that to me. I wish it wasn't so, but it is.

I can't write Spike.

>>26009449
congratulations, you could join the show staff and no one would notice the difference!

>>26009461
Hey, that's not true, he said he tried.

>EMERGENCY SHIT'S FUCKED CAP'N HOW TO WRITE SPIKE POST

UHHH

MAKE HIM A KID

SO, COCKY, SLIGHTLY NAIVE, CHILDISH AND WITTY

WAIT SHIT WE MADE HIM GRIMDARK EARLY ON

UHHH

MAKE HIM SARCASTIC AND A LITTLE KNOW IT ALL AND A BIT WEARY

FUCK THEN HE JUST BECOMES AN UNBEARABLE PRICK

UHHH

RAID FIMFICTION

JUST FUCKING DREDGE UP AS MUCH AS YOU CAN FROM FIMFIC

THERE'S GOTTA BE SOMETHING IN THERE WE CAN USE

>>26009544
Should we make overtures to the fanfic general for help?

>>26009582
...Jeeeeeeesus we are real desperate aren't we?

LAST THREAD RECAP, TO THE BEACH WE GO EDITION!
>AJ considers trying to use her magic some more, but keeps getting interrupted.
>88 continues her wild trek, following the mole Clay into a weird underground city, where he takes her to meet the mysterious 'Birdie', who oversees it all.
>But when the group arrives in the stalactite that houses her, they find that unlike what you would expect, she's not a bird at all! She's a pony!
>More specifically, CANARY GEM! She's the one who 88 replaced when she awoke after being taken over, and Canary is none to happy about it, attempting to kill her with a trap door!
>...But 88 can fly.
>So, instead, a fierce battle begins between the two while Lavan and Clay look on! Their anger keeping them going while Raging on!
>And on... and on... and on... and on... and- we'll come back to that one later.
>Two notices all the Crystal Ponies marching and bugs Cadence about it.
>56 continues his time with Jetset while making his way to the castle, noticing it looks quite weird from here.
>But, before they can make it, they are confronted! By none other than... A CHANGELING...Just a changeling infiltrator, not named yet.
>They say they're going to take 56 to the Empire, but he's having none of that! He kicks that ling right between the legs... and it turns out it's a mare.
>Even Jetset calls Bullshit.
>A battle begins with 56 struggling not to be caught so he may reach the castle and find the Common Room, but just when all seems lost, he is saved by none other than the Nightgard Captain herself with a dynamic kick! Mourning Star!... Who's real name is Potsticker, but she felt that was not befitting a night gaurd.
>She brings Jetset and Harshwhinny up to date with the goings on, and then realizes she's made a terrible mistake when she finds out the changeling she just beaned in the head wasn't an invader...
>And is pissed.
1/4

>>26009599
>SA helps Chrysalis make it to the train station to meet the others, and all watch with bated breath for them to arrive! Chrysalis's eyes go narrow, and she hungers for-
>CRASH! CRASHCRASHCRASH!
>...It turns out Shining forgot to turn off the shield for Twenty Nine, and terrible things have happened.
>After that mess, AJ and Chrysalis confront each other, and bicker like AJ was her roomate and she brought back a scratched CD, instead of foes. The others are not complaining.
>Chrsysalis asks her to take the changelings back to the Stadium, as she's not up to talking to them right now because of rockpunchrealted reasons, and AJ agrees, both leaving amicably.
>While doing so, AJ is confronted by the changeling with the potted plant, who asks her if this is the end, since there's no room in the Empire for his plant with all the land taken. AJ assures him, and insists if there's no land here, he'll have to set out and find it, wherever he can to let his plant grow.
>And she's gonna help him.
>Back at the train, Pommel, 32 and 77 are helping the now slightly depressed 29, who will not blink. He just won't.
>In helping him, they have him run over by rampaging ponies, dropped in front of a train, and then face down in a fountain.
>They are not good at this.
>But Sweet Note is having fun with Chitania and 13 and having a ball in the Empire, that's nice.
>While walking away with Chrysalis, Shining is confronted by his entire populace, who all have something to say.
>And that is that it's a very special, totally not made up holiday! Yep! This absolutely real and in no way made up so they can have Shining and co out of the castle holiday is how the CE ponies show their royals how good a job they're doing by sending them all on a trip, and if they did a good job they go to a nice place! That makes sense!

2/4four?Whyfourthat'sweird.

>>26009607
>This holiday that is SO REAL means all the upper CE government get the time off, so everyone has to go! Everyone! Including Chrysalis who they are including to show they consider her one of them and totally for zero other reasons! It's so real!
>Having no choice, Shining humors them, and decides to take the time off, thinking they just need some time to assure themselves their royals can be trusted.
>It takes some convincing, but he gets Cadence and Chrysalis to agree to go, with the others including Celestia needing no argument.
>Pinkie seemingly gets impatient as one by one the main six arrive to get on the train, but it always turns out to be something else.
>Until the end, that is, when it turns out she was being impatient. Huh.
>Long story short, she got a hearshy kiss, and now it she and the other four traveled to the Empire on Centitrain and picked AJ up... yep.
>Fancry begins his investigations! First off hiring some assistants. Such as a Mrs and Mr Hackaway.
>Who are totally not 12 and Screwloose.
>He is then called down to the cells, where he is spoken to by Flim and Flam, who try to pitch their sorting machine to speed up his search. It's good in theory, not so much when they realize they can't get it out of the cell
>Their breakdown realizing is interrupted when a certain someone is found in the castle, someone who scrams "SPIDER NOISES!" a lot.
>Arana and Blueblood are questioned, and it's determined they're officially POI thanks to where Arana lives and what she's capable of.
>So, despite the fact they're terrified with her, she's rooming with flim and flam!
>32 tells Chrysalis all about the new ally he's made!... And the fact he let Lavan take 88 to restore her sight.
>When 77 goes to tell Chrysalis he's okay, she is using him like a basketball, and 77 is not mad.
3/4doesn'tfeellikeafourfeelslikeathreeit'sweird

>>26009625
>BUT! 32 convinces them both to give Lavan a chance, and if she does not return, Chrysalis can punish him however she wishes, but if he does, Chrysalis has to provide a cake... that 77 and Chrysalis has to make.
>Nobody remembers Actarius, except 41 and SP... who punch him.
>Applejack does not question it when the other main five and Spike arrive, and have her bags all packed and ready for a trip.
>She just gets on the fucking Centitrain.
>Chrysalis tells the changelings not to fuck up.
>After finishing packing, Shining, Cadence, Two Chrysalis, 18, 42, Spitfire, Sombra and Mane-Iac all head out to the train station!... Two gets a hold of the controls.
>This isn't going to end well.
>But, left behind, all the changelings and Crystal ponies aren't sure what to do at first, giving each other a stare down for a little bit as they assess the other.
>Then they realize their royals are gone.
>And decide to party.
>...it's gonna be fun.

Wow, this was REALLY disjointed and hard to keep in a straight cohesion for the recap, so if I missed something oh god I'm sorry but all the scrolling up and down is not healthy for me.

Set a good example for the new year and take it easy on me.

>>26009638
It occurs to me...is Chrysalis actually going to have to legit say 32 was right about something?

And not just mindzotz him after so he forgets?

>>26009358
Psh, I want some Sparijack.

>>26009544
>>26009582
>Fimfiction
>Fanfic general
In other words, you want us to make Spike the prince of all dragons who goes out on a journey randomly and comes back an untouchable badass.

Next you'll be telling me we should make Trixie be Luna's student... wait.

>>26009730
You got better ideas, Johnny High-Horse?

How about we just make him a changeling? Then the reeeeeal writers will get ahold of him and the situation will resolve himself.

>>26009730
>Next you'll be telling me we should make Trixie be Luna's student... wait.

...has 29 guy ever written for Spike? Like... ever?

Don't ask me why I'm asking this.

>>26009778
Probably in one of the ghostkids things, but I can't remember off the top of my head, I wrote a lot of those. Wh-
>Don't ask me why I'm asking this.
Well shit, now I'll just sit over here and be confused I guess!

>>26009754
>You got better ideas, Johnny High-Horse?

Make him the straight-guy?

We wanted to have AJ be less of that anyway, someone needs to take over.

Can someone in the know give me an overview which characters are now beach-trip confirmed?

And maybe which characters are tied up where in general? It gets so confusing whenever I feel like writing for a character I haven't written for before.

>>26009856
Sure!

>Ce crew consisting of Shining, Cadence, Two Chrysalis, 18, 42, Spitfire, Sombra and Mane-Iac are heading out to the Beach right now

>Main Six and Spike are also on their way there right now presumably(Neither destination is confirmed yet, they're just in transit.) riding on Centitrain.

>13, Chitania, 41, 77, 32 and 29 are in the Crystal Empire with the rest of AJ's lings
>As are Sunset, Pommel and the five other guards + Daw.

>88 is currently in Fucked-Up-Wonderland with Lavan.

>MM, Zecora and Trixie are back at Ponyville, as is Cheerliee.

>56 is with Jetset, Harshwinny and Nightguard Captain outside of Canterlot Castle, fighting Changeling-mare-who-looks-like-a-dude

>DT and SS are in Canterlot.

>PJ is MIA

>7 is hiding out in the woods

>Arana and Blueblood are with Flim and Flam.

>55 is still in Apploosa.

Anybody I missed?

>>26009953
>Anybody I missed?

>Celly is on the train with the CE Crew
>Luna ran off somewhere.

>>26009953
>>26009996
Thank ye kindly. Now let's get these typing fingers warmed up. New Year Hype!

>>26009979
> Spike isn't that hard to write, just don't ask the show writers.

>He's more mature than he lets on, or should be. Sarcastic, snarky especially with Twilight when they have a chance to play off one another. I prefer to write him as annoyed when others just assume he's a little kid simply because he's a 'baby' dragon. Likely very knowledgeable about magic while not being to do it himself. Likes pranks, generally carefree when not put on the spot.

>His conflicts are generally stemming from the contrast of his seeming young age and occasional bouts of immaturity and wanting to be seen as just as adult as the rest of the main cast. There are a lot of in-canon ways to play with this. One that I am surprised isn't used more is the idea that dragons grow with their hoard. Spike may gather up a small hoard in order to make himself grow, sacrificing his apparent childhood as a way to be more useful, or to catch Rarity's attention.

>>26009811
>Well shit, now I'll just sit over here and be confused I guess!

Oh, shit, that was such a fast response I missed it.

Anyway, only reason I asked was because of this>>26009544
>MAKE HIM SARCASTIC AND A LITTLE KNOW IT ALL AND A BIT WEARY
>FUCK THEN HE JUST BECOMES AN UNBEARABLE PRICK

It's just... that's kinda how 29 is, being sarcastic and full of himself and egotistical, as is Trixie, but I DON'T find either of them unbearable, is the thing. They're both characters who are like that, but usually you write them in a way that not only can I bear them, they're actually funny.

Was hoping for a reference to see if you did the same with Spike is all.

>>26010031
See? Sometimes an outside perspective helps.

Ok cool

So, how would you write him away from a very edgy characterisation?
>>

Anonymous 01/06/16(Wed)03:38:59 No.26010175 ▶
>>26010151 (You)

Depending on the premise, I suppose a few ways. I guess I'd go with being more reluctant in direct conflict unless sufficiently motivated. Protecting his friends and those he cares about are the big ones.

If he's got a reason to go all out, he will. He's not edgy at all, the show seems to show he's pure-hearted in a naive sort of way. So basically the opposite of edge, which is better anyway.

>>26009449
I have no problem writing for Spike, but I haven't written any canon stories in ages.

>>26010223
>. I guess I'd go with being more reluctant in direct conflict unless sufficiently motivated.

Well, shit, that's not helpful. He's already supergung-ho in the rest of the thread.

>>26010031
>ne that I am surprised isn't used more is the idea that dragons grow with their hoard.
Show canon contradicts this, saying that he goes crazy if he grows up just a little bit. Him going to pony size alone made it impossible for him not to hoard, and he didn't lose his hoard when he snapped out of it and shrunk, he was still holding it and Rarity when he did, which means his growth is a state of mind, not based on how much stuff he has, and is reversible.

It's just hard to write that when that's essentially a hulk-state that doesn't make him want to fight, just steal shit.

>>26009582
In house please. The way we started. Despite popular belief, it's not hard to write Spike.

>that non canon turned canon story of Spike playing Russian Roulette with Mayor Mare
That was a good'n.

>>26010033
Huh... never really thought about writing for him. Not anything against him, just never had an idea
Well, why the fuck not!?
>Spike
"Twilight"
'Pinkie'
[AJ]
{Rarity}
~FS~
(Dash)
~~~~

>Alright, we're coming up to a stop off... anybody want anything? I'm going in for some hard candy, you guys want me to pick up something in there?

"Sure, can you get me some of those twisty sticks while you're in there?"

>Can do! Anyone else?

'Nah, I'm good!'
[Ah'm fine sugar cube.]
{None for me thanks.}
~Um... I'm good.~

>Well, alright!

~~~

>Alriiiight! Here's your candy, here is my candy, and we are ready to go!

'OH! Before we leave, can you go get me a chocolate bar?'

>I... I already asked and you said no.

'I didn't want it then.'

>...fine! Just fine, always happy to help!

~~~~

>Boom! Chocolate bar for the pink madam!

'Thanks, Spike! You're the best!'

>Aw, shucks. Okay! We ready to go?

[Oh, shoot, they got apple slurpees in there!? Hot dog! Ain't never seen a place that has 'em! Spike, ya' mind hoppin' off and goin' and gettin' me one.]

>...but...

[Didn't see it, is all, sorry!]

>...It's okay! It's okay, because I am here to help, and I like helping, and I am getting you that slurpee!

[Thanks, Sugar Cube!]

~~~

>And, something for the lady!

[Awww, that was sweet of you! Owe ya' one, Spike!]

>And it was all worth it. Welp, now let us head off to-

{Well, now I'm thirsty.}

>...whyyyy...

{I wasn't when we started, but this has taken forever!}

"It has been really long... you mind?"

>...NOPE! Nope I do not mind, because I am Spike, and I am the Number One assistant, and that means I do the number one job every time! What can I get you?

{Sweet Tea, please!}

>Yes! Yes I will do that, I will go do that, but before I go, just ONE MORE TIME, does ANYBODY want ANYTHING else!?

"...Nope, looks like we're good."

>ALRIGHT!

1/2

>>26010565

~~~~

>AND! HERE!

{Oh, thank you Spikey Wikey!}

SMOOCH!

>Kisses! That makes everything better! That makes it all better! ALRIGHT! For the last time, it is time! To! Go!

~Wait, we can't!~

>WHY!? OH DEAR FAUST WHY!? WHY NOT!? GIVE ME ONE FREAKING GOOD REASON WHY!? DO YOU WANT A SUGAR CANE!? WANT A FREAKING BISCUIT!? WANT ONE OF THOSE LITTLE DOUGHNUT ROLLS THAT ALWAYS SQUISH THEM SMALL OR SOMETHING!? HOW'S ABOUT WE JUST FREAKING TAKE THE WHOLE DAMN STORE, THAT WAY WE'LL NEVER MISS IT!

~Um... that's okay.~

>ARE YOU SURE!? YOU SURE!? THEN WHAT!? WHAT DO YOU WANT!? WHY CAN'T WE LEAVE!? WHYYYYYYY!?

~...Dash isn't out of the bathroom yet...~

>....

~....~

>...Ahem. I um....

"..."
'...'
[...]
{...}

>...I have dropped my hard candy, and feel like getting myself some more, I'll be right back.

"Oop! Too late, Dash is here, it's time to head out!"

>GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

"You don't have to be loud about it, you can get some at the next stop!"

{Have a little patience, darling!}

(What's his problem?)

'He wants some candy.'

(Awww, no worries little guy! I'll go grab one for you lickety split!)

ZOOM!
>...
ZOOM!

(Better?)

"Much! Thank you, Dash. Isn't that right, Spike?"

>...

'Hey, maybe we should make you number one assistant!'

(As if!)

"'[{(AHhahahahaha!)}]''

"Ohhh, this is so fun... well! Time to g-Spike! Stop playing with Charity and get strapped in, we're leaving!"

(Move it, slowpoke!)

>...I'll burn it all to the ground one day... all to the ground...

>>26009953
Questions
>Are we still doing the Widow's regret Reunion or just leaving Pom Pom, Daw, and the Guards?
>Is 29 anon going to do anything with MM and co or are they just going to get high until this all blows over?
>Can we at least have a throw away line that SOMEONE gave the guard orders before leaving?
>Doesn't Sunset have to go to her cell since her parole officers are all gone? Or are we just poofing her with the CE crew?
>Is the person who planned on coming up with a reason for DT to show up still doing it?
>Are we going to have the crystal Pones interact with Chitty (who saved their lives) or Sunset (who almost killed them all)?
>I think you missed Screwloose and 12 who somehow (Power of crazy) got onto Fancy's investigation.
>PJ is fucking off in the woods for this arc

>>26010646
>>Are we still doing the Widow's regret Reunion or just leaving Pom Pom, Daw, and the Guards?
That's up to if someone wants to do the reuninion or not. If so, he has the excuse and the reasons to leave, and Daw and Pommel are together, the setup is there.
>>Can we at least have a throw away line that SOMEONE gave the guard orders before leaving?
Sure, if you want? I don't have anything, and AJ was abducted.
>>Doesn't Sunset have to go to her cell since her parole officers are all gone? Or are we just poofing her with the CE crew?
No, and no. She's barred from the castle and she doesn't have 'parole officers', she was walking around unsupervised before she met up with AJ and the lings in Canterlot(before the loveletter business), you can do whatever you want to her, since she has reasons to go and reasons to stay, it's all just if you want her at the beach or not.
>>Are we going to have the crystal Pones interact with Chitty (who saved their lives) or Sunset (who almost killed them all)?
Sounds fun.
>>I think you missed Screwloose and 12 who somehow (Power of crazy) got onto Fancy's investigation.
He did miss that, but Recap anon did not. Even got their names, the glorious bastard.
>PJ is fucking off in the woods for this arc
...Is that a suggestion, or... I don't know what you're doing with that one.

Other two questions will be answered by who you're asking.

>>26010646
>Is 29 anon going to do anything with MM and co or are they just going to get high until this all blows over?

No, they're leaving Ponyville. Haven't decided if I'm sending them to the beach or not, but I AM using this opportunity to change their normal scenery. That's why there was that one story with MM getting investigated too, she's not held down in Ponyville right now and if she's going after 29(She is) then the others are going too. I am considering beach though for... reasons... story reasons...

Just as soon as I stop having fun hurting 29...

>>26010737
PJ thing was more throwing in the blanket built in explanation that PJ has for being MIA at any time. She fucks off to the woods randomly.
Also thanks for the Sunset update, thought the only reasons she got out was AJ.

>>26010737
Pommel wrote standing orders for the guard and Daw delivered them

>>26010577
Kek, awesome.

Kinda makes me want to do a different version of the Where do you want to eat? story.

>>26010806
That was the unnamed guard back in Canterlot, I meant the named guys that had nothing to do after deliver Changelings.

>>26010806
I think he means AJ gave the CE guards, the ones IN the CE not the... you know who I mean, Haymaker and the others. She gave them, or didn't give them, orders before fucking off.

>>26010577
Yup. It's just that easy but I know it's in our nature to over dramatize a lot of stuff in this series.

>>26010781
>PJ thing was more throwing in the blanket built in explanation that PJ has for being MIA at any time. She fucks off to the woods randomly.

She has a legit excuse this time too.

>OH SHIT! Canterlot is hot! Better lay low until the heat dies down. Survival and all that...

>>26010646
>>Are we going to have the crystal Pones interact with Chitty (who saved their lives) or Sunset (who almost killed them all)?

Oh fuck, now I want to see this, just to watch them keep treating Chitty like she's her comic book self.

>>26010577
Huh, not bad.

Maybe do some more, you managed to make me like 29 and get angry every time a certain SOME FUCKER doesn't give him his hugs, could work for Spike. Not trying to force it on you if you don't wanna write him, though. That's not fair. Not like I'm gonna write Spike, so it would be pretty shitty to ask the same of another writer.

>88
"Lavan"
'Canary'
-Clay-

"Aaaaaand OPEN!"

-Yowza...-

"Oh, well this is suggestive."

'Get...your...fat...ass...offa me!'

>No! Not until...you give up!

'Never!'

>Then...we'll look silly for the rest of eternity.

-Should I get a boombox with a Marvin Braye tape?-

>'NO!'

-Damn.-

>Just...tell me...where my eyes are, damn it!

'Why should I!? You stole...my life!'

>Bullllllshit!

'Bullshit that's bullshit!'

"I have no context for this."

'She masqueraded as me...for who knows how long...with that mushroom pulling the strings!'

"Suddenly the motif of the valley makes sense. Clarity, this pleases me."

>That's the thing, the mushroom WAS pulling the strings! I was a damn hoof puppet!

-Technically a marionette.-

>Details! Point is, I had no say in any of it!

'Sure you didn't.'

>I didn't!

'You didn't drown yourself and floated your bloated little carcass on down that underground river to Cordyceps land?'

>...

'Face facts, you idiot, you caused it all, you decided you didn't want to live anymore, and you left your little brother alone because you. Gave. Up.'

>...

'Now get the hell off me.'

Thump.

'Sheesh, should have said that a lot sooner, would have freed you up for a lot more efficient ass kicking. It's what you deserve. You ruined my life.'

>I...

'What was that, you what?'

>I...

'Out with it.'

>I'm sorry...

'Bet you are, and you should be. You nearly condemned the world to die and those eyes of yours were the price for coming out the other side. Now here you are trying to get your sight back and you didn't think there'd be a price for that too?'

>...no, no I knew deep down it was going to be something...granted not this, but something.

'Good, now...'

Trot trot trot thumpf.

"Ooh, nice chair."

>Now?

'You're going to convince me why I should help you.'

>>26012158
I don't know why, but the fact you he is floating there being so confused is somehow the best part of that.

>>26012158
Sorry if this is getting a bit heavy, I swear it's just minor speed bump.

I'm mostly just trying to motor through this so I can focus on super happy fun times.

>>26012296
It's fine, I was waiting for this anyway

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G'night thread

>>26013783
Good morning sleepy pinky

>>26014021
And good morning to you

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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Cadence"
'DT'
~~~~
"Hi and welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your co-host Princess Cadence and the pinks! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and we're the best part of waking up!"
Applause

>...why are you doing my opener?

"Because you said I could during our last meeting."

>...I feel like I would have known if I said something like that.

'Was this a secret meeting because I would have said something if I knew about it.'

"It was a regular club meeting. Remember?"

~Flashback~
"Ayy PPo. What up?"

>Heeey it's Princess C. What's good?

"I see you there D-Titty. How's my homegirl doing?"

'Gurl you know how it is. Making the money and being sexy with my sexy. Hows you hanging?'

"Oh you know, been busy running my crew and crib. Things have been busy yo. Just trying to make things better. You know what I'm saying?"

>'Mmmhm.'

"P-Piddy, could you hook me up and let me do the opener?"

>Whuuuuut?

"C'mon. We should all be your co-host. We'd be good at it I swear."

'Yo we got history, PPo. You owe us a little something something fo' dragging us wit ya so many times. Know what I'm saying?'

>Ooooh alright you got a point there, Lil D. Okay you can do da opener.

"Thanks, D-Titty. Did you want to do the opener instead?"

'Shiat, ain't no thang. Go ahead. Just doing a solid for my grill. You're practically the smart big sis that I could look up to. Know what I'm saying?'

"Gurrl, I know exactly what you're saying."

~End Flashback~

>...I guess that's what happened?

'...was I high or something? I feel like I said things that I normally wouldn't say.'

"Nope, that's what happened."

>Huh...well, don't expect it to be a permanent thing because I'll be doing the opener from now on.

'Wait, that's not fair. I should get a turn too.'

>Right, okay fine. Let's just do this.

"I'm the pretty one <3"

'I'm the grumpy one...'

>And I'm the crazy one!!! ...Oh we ran out of time. Oh well, sleep well everypony!
Applause

>>26014540
>Return of Blingee vision

My life is complete now

>>26014929
I've been so patient, and it finally happened...

>SA
"2"
~~

"..."

>You're sitting so still...

"..."

>I... I'm actually a little unnerved here.

"..."

>Two? Honey? You okay?

"..."

>You're just... you're not moving, at all.

"..."

>Did you stroke out? Tell me you didn't have a stroke or something.

"..."

>...

*POKE!*

>GAH!... It's like... I feel electricity in there! I feel like you skin is electrified!

"...'

>...Y-you're going to... explode when we get there, aren't you?

"...Almost there, Shiiiinnnnyyyyyyy..."

>...You're sitting next to Not-Mom when we arrive.

>>26014540
...Yay...

>Pinkie
"Twilight"
'Dash'
[Rarity]
{FS}
(AJ)
~Spike~
~~~~

>WHEEEEEEE! GETTYUP CENTITRAIN!

The beast below them screeched, herded on as if her words had inspired it to push harder. The speed of the world around them picked up, wing whipping their open hair as more power was fueled into each of the hundred legs, and the electricity that arced around them carried them on faster, and faster.

They had left the rails behind, gone off the tracks without a care so long ago they scarcely remembered it, or even acknowledged it. They were racing, with all they had. Where to, only one of them could say.

Or maybe she couldn't say, she was crazy like that.

"Alright, taking all bets."

'I bet ten bis we're just going to her parents house or something.'

[Fifteen that it's another amusement park.]

{Oh, um... maybe it's a nice hotel?}

(Ah'll beat all of you, and lay fifty on the table it's another Partyland.)

~Don't even joke about that, mare!... But I'm so going in on that, fifty as well.~

'You're too young to be gambling.'

~Not too young to burn your ass!~

'Yes, you are. That would be illegal somewhere.'

~I'm willing to take the jailtime.~

'I meant me beating up a minor would probably be illegal.'

~No courts out here I can see! Bring it-~

A magical double slap stopped both of that.

'...Friggen stupid powers.'

"Awesome powers, you mean."

~I'm telling Celestia you're abusing your powers.~

"And I'll tell her what I'm using them for, and she'll give me a medal."

(She will too, Ah've seen it.)

{Do you suppose we're going somewhere with some new kinds of animals? I haven't gotten to have any real time with my animals in a while.}

[Then what on earth have you been doing?]

{...Nothing.}

[Uh huh...]

'Look out everyone, Rarity is looking to reveal something else-'

What followed was not a slap.

It was a crack.

'RIBS!'

"Gonna stop?"

'GONNA STOP!'

"Not ruining the trip?"

'NOPE!'

"Good girl.'

The silence that followed was nothing short of deafening.

1/3

>>26016205

[...Ahem.]

'Yep.'

(Mmmhm.)

~Riiight.~

{Oh...}

"...Hey, Pinkie, are we-"

>HOLD ON TIIIIIIGHT!

They would have expected more of a warning before the train jumped into the air, had they been fools. As it was, they simply grabbed on to the nearest thing that could be gripped and held on as they flew through the air.

And flew... and flew... and flew....

>So, did you guys see the hoofball game last week? What an upset!

~I thought it was stupid, the ref totally shouldn't have called a foul in the last quarter.~

>Well, you think that, because you're wrong.

~I am not!~

>I can prove it.

~How!?~

The flying then stopped.

For six of them, at least. One poor fool who's claws had gone up into the air in exasperation found his flight did not end when the rest of the groups did.

His flight ended a short time later, just a bit harder than theirs did.

>Would a right dragon currently be headfirst in the sand? Didn't think so!

"...Sand?"

Ignoring the grumbling and flailing limbs for a second, they found that, sure enough, there was sand.

A lot of sand.

And water. Lots and lots of water.

'...What.'

>Welcome to SUNNY PARTY BEACH! This is where we're having fun!

[Why... here?]

It certainly didn't look like much. The sand was nice and all, but it was also rather barren, to put it simply.

>Because this is my auntie's cousin's cabin! Isn't it great!

She pointed, looking quite proud, but all anyone could see was a tiny little wooden structure, looking more like a lifeguard's storage house than anything.

(...Is it behind the shack?)

>What shack?

Their hearts did not stop sinking for a little bit.

>DIBS ON THE ROOM!

"Which room?"

>You'll know... cause there's only two, it'll be hard to miss.

And sinking, and sinking, and sinking.

>...WOOOO! BEACH PARTY!

The enthusiasm did nothing, for once, as they all hopped down.

It was only watching her slightly deflate that finally pushed them to act, before her precious dreams were crushed.

2/3

>>26016215

"Well, at least we're all together!"

'Yeah! That's something!'

[Friendship and all that, darling!]

{It'll be fun, I'm sure!}

(Can't be any worse than back home.)

>Great! That's the spirit!... Bye Centitrain!

'Wait! Where's she going!?'

The thing screeched, all of it's legs moving in perfect tandem as it turned around, and tore off. Several of them tried to follow, instinctively, but it was too late. The sand created a perfect cloud that made following her impossible, and soon even the screeches of her electricity was gone, leaving only silence.

>She's not staying, silly! She's a train! She'll come pick us up when it's time to go home!

(That was... awfully fast, ya'll ain't just doin' this so we can't run, are you?)

>Nope!

(...)

>No chance!

(...)

>...Bye Centitraiiiin!

'Uh, Pinkie, think you jumped the gun a bit.'

>Nope! Cause we're all on the beach, and we're going to have a beach party! Fun in the sun! Wooo! No worries, no more running off in every direction, we're all right here, all together, and we're gonna have fun, just like old times!

"That isn't the issue, it's-"

>Nowhere to go now, let's parrttyyy! Oh! I know! Let's play volleyball... huh, where's my...

Slowly, the realization came to her, just as it had all the others a second ago.

>...All our bags are still on Centitrain, aren't they?

The silence was all the answer she needed.

>...CAMP OUT! WOOO!

Slowly, they all realized that, for better or worse... they were stuck here.

No telling which way civilization was, no telling which way to a hotel or store, no nothing. They were all on their own, alone.

With Pinkie Pie.

And she wanted to party.

"...So is someone gonna help Spike out of the sand, oooorrr...."

>No time for that, let's get settled in!

She grabbed them, all of them at the same time somehow, and their worst fears were confirmed.

It was going to be a long trip.

>>26016224
>Pinkie took them out to a remote location just so they couldn't run off and go do their own thing.

...That's adorable. Creepy, but adorable.

>>26016224
FUCKING FINALLY

>Chitania
"Crystal Pony"
'SN'
~~

"Wow, looks like your um... friend is having fun."

'YAYYYYYyyyyy......yyyyYYYYYYYYYYYyyyy...'

>...

"...Can you sign my comic book?"

>Fuck off.

"Huh."

>That's your response, really?

"..."

>What do you want?!

"Are you Titania?"

>....WHAT!?

"Are you? You don't act like Chitania, you act like Titania does, she's mean."

>Wh... I don't... I'M FUCKING CHITANIA! I ACT LIKE ME!

"No you don't, you're supposed to be all... cool."

>Don't tell me how I'm supposed to act! I know how I'm supposed to act!

"Well, you're acting like Titania does.... can you turn your skin to titanium?"

>What the fuck are you even talking about!?

"Well, can you? Titania can do that."

>NO SHE CAN'T!

"Can you?"

>NO!

"Oh... why not?"

>What the fuck do you mean, why not!? You see us changelings just running around changing our skin to fucking metal!?

"No, but why?"

>Because, oh, I don't know, it's not organic!

"Neither is hair."

>...what?

"Hair isn't organic, it's dead skin cells."

>... It's different!

"Wasn't Queen Chrysalis disguised as Princess Cadence? So... she was wearing a crown, right?"

>...

"I'm just saying, if you guys can shapeshift so you feel like ponies and not changelings, doesn't that mean you can change how your skin feels?"

>...

"Why can't you do metal stuff, then?"

>...Because shut up.

"No, really, what's the reason?"

>I'm done talking to you.

"Sorry?"

>Shut up.

"..."
>...

"...Are you looking at your hoof because of-"

>Shut up.

"You're kind of mean."

>Just give me the fucking comic book to sign.

"YAY!"

'YAYYYYY!'

"See, she gets it."

>I wanna go back to the library...

>>26016327
Hey, at leas there's no risk of a Partyland situation.

>>26015532
Yah, put the explosion next to the injured one when you have bubbles to protect yourself. Good looking out Shiny

>>26016845
It's an explosion of love, though.

Yep, pretty smart, isn't he?

Gonna have that bitch fixed in a flash.

>>26016922
Because Love Magic explosions can be absorbed by her. That's why she has ruled Canterlot for the last 3 seasons.

But 2 isn't actually going to explode, just bolt off the train to separate our characters a bit

>>26016732
Well, there WAS a changeling Queen who could make their skin impenetrable, but it also turned them into a statue, and Chrysalis can turn her foreleg into an actual blade, but it's next to impossible to change it back if it goes all the way, she has to back off mid transformation.

I mean, it's feasible, it'll just horribly backfire.

>>26016989
>Because Love Magic explosions can be absorbed by her. That's why she has ruled Canterlot for the last 3 seasons.

The season 2 finale wasn't a love magic explosion, it was a shield. Shiny's Shield. The same shield that kept the changelings out not ten minutes before that scene. The shield he couldn't keep up because Chrysalis drained him of love. A love drain that, you know, got reversed... by love magic.

It was his shield, they made that pretty clear.

>Pommel
"Daw"
~~

>Wow, you know what? You were right, this was a great idea.

"Told ya'."

>Crystal Berry icecream? When are we ever going to get a chance to get some of this!

"Right!?"

>Yep, stopping by for this? Perfect.

"Aren't I always?"

>...Hey, which way did the princess go?

"Hm? Oh, who knows."

>Bahhhh, I'm sure she's just around the corner or something.

"Yeah, probably."

>I'll just ask a guard real quick, they'll know... excuse me!

~~~

>FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

"Don't laugh, don't laugh...."

>UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

"I'm gonna laugh."

>>26016224
>Out in the middle of nowhere beaches
>No stuff
>No buildings
>No room
>No hope.

...this is the setup to a COMEDY arc, not a HORROR arc, right?

>>26017465
It's Pinkie.

Could swing either way.

>Sunset
"Crystal Ponies"
~~

>No no, please, keep giving me a wiiiiiide berth, I like this, doesn't make me feel bad at all.

"Oh... good!'

>...

"You're not going to turn into that giant monster again, are you?"

"Or the small one? Can you just be exactly no monsters today?"

"I'd like that too!"

"Whelp, it's decided, no monsters today!"

>...Okay?

"Phew!"

"Dodged a bullet there."

>Fuck, when is Applejack getting back so I can just leave?

"..."

"..."

>What?

"...You want to tell her?"

>Tell me what!?

~~~~~

>OH FUCK YOU ALL!

>>26017987
IT JUST KEEP HAPPENING

>>26018143
To be fair, did anyone actually know Sunset was with her?

Also, Sunset's banned from the castle anyway...

>>26018143
Being Sunset is suffering.

>>26018595
She can go have a club with 32, 29 and Actarius.

JJ can look in from the window, because fuck you, your life is fine, don't play that game.

>AJ
"???
~~

>...Well, while nobody is lookin'...

It was just sand as far as she could see, nothing but sand in every direction, but maybe, just maybe...

She reached out, just as she had with her battle with Chrysalis. Reached low, reached deeply, searched beneath the sand for something, anything at all.

At first, she could feel nothing, sense nothing, it seemed as barren as it looked.

Until... just out of the corner of her vision-

"Hey, AJ? Thanks for getting me out of the sand-"

>GAH!

BUCK!

>...Whoops.

How, exactly, he landed in the exact same spot, she would never know.

Nor did she know one other, very important piece of information.

>WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP SNEAKIN' UP ON ME!?

>>26018776
Better question, why are you so violent? FFS Chitania doesn't pull this shit.

>>26018875
She's embarrassed she'll never live it down if they find out.

Or, more likely, Twilight will never leave her alone.

>SA
"Chrysalis"
'Celestia'
[18]
{42}
^2^
(SF)
=MI=
~Sombra~
~~~~

>...wow.

To say they were shocked when they stepped off the train simply did not do it justice. To say they were stunned when they saw what accommodations they had been given could not put it to words.

To say said accommodations were, as the 'hip yougin's' put it, "Swank", did not even come close to doing it justice.

It was nothing less than a five star villa, decked out with impressive commodities, gorgeous views of the majestic sea upon pearly white sand, and even a hot tub.

Yes, just off the back, aligned perfectly to see that beautiful sea, was a massive hot tub.

It was nothing short of beautiful.

"...Dibs on whatever is in the fridge."

'On what planet can you do that!?'

[The same planet I can call dibs on exclusive hottub rights.]

{Do you need help reaching that planet? One blow is all it will take.}

(Wooow... this is way nicer than the places I got to go to when I was a celebrity.)

~Meh.~

=AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!... It's neat!=

~...~

=What? It is, you know.=

~I don't even know why I bother questioning you.~

>Well, if I did just get deposed, this sure beats a revolution. Two? You wanna-

^AHHHHHHHHHH!^

She was gone so fast, no one had seen her move. It was merely a blur, a feeling, and then nothing else.

>GAH! TWO NO! YOU CAN'T SWIM! TWO DON'T RUN TO THE BEACH!

^FISHHIIIEEEESSSSSS! AH'M COMIN' FOR YOU!^

>TWO NO!

'Oh my, how adorable!'

"HAH! RUN SHINY, RUN!"

[Whelp! I'm getting unloaded, you all ready?]

{I didn't bring anything.}

"How was the ride up there by the way?"

{...}

'Scale of one to ten, how many bugs did you hide under your disguise?'

{...eight...}

(Ha!.. sooo... who's gonna go get Cadence?)

"'[(~=... RIGHT BEHIND YOU, SHINY!=~)]'"

{So... is the answer me?}

Not a one of them responded verbally.

Instead, every single one let out a whoop of joy, and charged the beach.

{...me it is.}

"GET OUR BAGS WHEN YOU DO!"

'THANK YOU!'

{...this is the life I chose...}

>>26018875
Chitania can't. They'd fucking die.

>>26019520
>Main six get the crappy shack
>CE crew gets Swaggerville Villa

...sounds about right.

>>26020145
Mane 6 have no Changelings or OCs in their roster.

>>26020184
>Mane 6 have no characterisation or enjoyable traits

Fixed that for you

Remember, competent writers choose changeling~

>>26020225
Does Sunset count? She's pretty much half one of them at this point. But I don't see her getting any development. In fact, she went from 'voice of reason' to 'asshole' since her apearance.

>>26020145
It makes sense, wouldn't want them to just be a repeat of each other. That said, we are obviously going to do the very different, comedy on either one. I think it'll work out, like it worked out at the gala

>>26020266
I don't know, she always kind of came off as a know it all who thinks she knows everything and is totally right now ever since her introduction. She was always an ass hole.

>>26020184
Are, are you implying that the changelings get good accommodations most times? They lived in a crappy ballroom that somehow had a draft for like 100 threads. Sure, the main three big ones get decent places to sleep, but... So does literally every one of the main 6. Even the ones that don't actually have super nice places to sleep in canon get some in this one.

Changeling or OV mean shit, it is all about being a main character baby

>>26020225
I want this meme to be strangled in it's birth

>>26020486
You can start by not replying to it... I mean, come on buddy. You're better than that

>>26018639
Acty accidentally absorbed all his suffering somehow. Don't ask how that works, it makes no sense, but you just gotta roll with it.

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>>26020184
>No Changelings or OCs
>Mane 6 all in one place.
*GASP*
I must begin writing. I don't know what, but I must write something.

>>26020770
Did you miss the story by chance? Well, get writing! Main six and their dragon alone in beach with a tiny little shack for shelter.

>>26020225
Or, y'know, write whatever they damn well please.

It's obnoxious that people are so butthurt about what people choose to write, be it comedy vs drama, OC's vs Canon Characters, Changelings vs Ponies.

We're assholes on 4chan, as long as the result isn't fucking heinous, write what you want, nobody's going to stop you.

>>26020996
I actually wonder if that one guy that kept saying he wants to write for Canon stories, but couldn't because of all the changelings beings so ingrained and all that, and they would have to write around them, is even still reading. This would be his opportunity! Can't complain about being in grey now when they're literally in fuck all nowhere with nobody around.

>>26019520
>Two trying to go see the fishies.

Hnnnggggg

>SA
"Celestia"
'2'
~~

>...

"Oh dear..."

"FISHIES! FISHIES FISHIES FISHIES COMMERE! COMMERE AH' WANNA SAY HI, BUT AH' CANT GO IN THE WATER CAUSE AH' SINK!... CAN YA' HEAR ME!? AH' KNOW IT'S HARD TA' HEAR WHEN YER' UNDERWATER!'

>...

"Ahem, Shining? Do... do you want me to go... retrieve her?"

>...

"I'll take that for a yes... Two?"

'HI AUNTIELESTIA AH'M LOOKIN' FER THE FISHIES!'

"Yes, well, your father is rather unsettled with you next to the water like that."

'But Ah'm not touchin' it!'

"He's just worried you'll fall in."

'Awwwww... okay! Can I go get mah' snorkel and promise not to swim out too far?'

"I see no problem with that!"

'YAY!'

ZOOM!

>...

"Problem solved!"

>...

"...I will promise you all the bits I own for your thoughts right now."

>All I can tell you is what I'm not thinking about.

"And that is?"

>That literally everyone else could have flown up there and grabbed her.

"Ah..."

>...

"Yaayyy, vacation!"

>...

"Y-yayyyyy..."

>...

"I'm going to go help her with her snorkel."

>...sigh...

>>26021321
Awwwwhaha.... fuck.

>>26021405
Well, at least this one isn't Rarity's fault.

...wait...

>>26021321
Someday, Shiny. Someday.

>>26008453
holy shit my clementine massacre actually made an OP

>>26021321
What should I be getting here...

That EVERYONE is grossly negligent or we just narrowly dodged Two joining the super happy drowning club.

...why the fuck do you bring all the ones that biologically cannot swim to the damn OCEAN?!

>>26021887
>That EVERYONE is grossly negligent

...They... they all charged after her.

Shiny was RIGHT THERE and could have swum in after her if she actually fell.

The problem was she was flying above the water, so Shiny couldn't reach her. So Celestia, who was ALSO right there, flew above the water to go talk to her, which Shiny cannot do. Because flying.

Get it?

>...why the fuck do you bring all the ones that biologically cannot swim to the damn OCEAN?!

The CE ponies were kind of panicking...

>>26021987
Oh right, the wings thing.

Dude, you gotta let that shit go, it's not a good thing to dwell on.

But yeah, how do the CE ponies panicking mean you can't go to some cute pony pun for Aspen?

>>26022129
>But yeah, how do the CE ponies panicking mean you can't go to some cute pony pun for Aspen?

Because they literally had to buy a super fucking swanky looking place(since they don't want them to think they did a bad job according to their explanation for the holiday) literally on the spot that they could go move into that day?

When the travel agent says "We have a nice beach property since all our mountain stuff is booked for the holidays", you take what you can get and don't think too hard about it.

Wait...they're not all going to the same beach?

Well fuck, now it'd just be stupid if the other characters went to a DIFFERENT beach. Guess they'll all be wallflowers at Crystal Canadapalooza.

>>26022286
>Wait...they're not all going to the same beach?

They're all on *a* beach, we don't know if it's the same one.

The Main Six might just be further down the way from CE Beachplace, whole point of M6's thing is they don't know where they are.

>Well fuck, now it'd just be stupid if the other characters went to a DIFFERENT beach.

...Why?

>>26022383
Seems to just prove we're all factionalized and shit.

Mane 6 and Spike get their little province.

CE Crew gets OPULENCE

Do we just throw whoever's left down into a tourist town nearby? I mean fuck either I get the feeling it'd just end in another 'STOP WRITING FOR (non-Shinyharem) OC'S!' Argument and I'm just tired.

>>26022383
I can't see us putting them on different beaches. We would lose so many great character interaction opportunities for pretty much zero benefit.

>>26022423
>Seems to just prove we're all factionalized and shit.

You are waayyyyyy reaching there. It's just a story measure to explain why Pinkie and co aren't in the big expensive place(because them all being in a tiny shack is funnier), and to setup potential future gags about the two, while also giving a highlight to Pinkie's state of mind(in that, she's looking for being it with just her friends to be like it was in the old days when they went on adventures) and her trying to force the matter.

>Do we just throw whoever's left down into a tourist town nearby?

Put 'em wherever you want. Hell, have them literally camp on the beach or something. At least one set of characters is going to have a particular location, I can tell you that.

It's a fun arc, man. Have some fun. Think up a crazy scenario where they, yes the OC's if you want, end up on the beach. Or hell, have Sunset chase down AJ and end up way off course, have Chitania chase down Chrysalis just to get away from the CE, have 77 decide to go hiking in the woods just to fuck with the formula, do whatever.

It's the fun arc man, put your fears of arguments to rest for a time, go wild with your ideas and have some FUN!

>>26022489
I literally never for a second thought they were on different beaches. I'm not kidding when I say that if we did reveal they were, I would call it a twilight-zone-esq twist, I am being 100 percent serious. Even though there is nothing to indicate they're on the same stretch of beach, I would call shamalamadingdong if they weren't. Hell, I'd call bullshit just because we'd miss out on Main Six Shack VS CE Villa shenanigans, if we don't get a prank war out of this I will be utterly mortified.

>Daw
"Pommel"
'32'
-77-
~29~

>RIGHT! SO NOW *I'M* BANNED FROM THE CASTLE TOO!

"WHAT!? HOW!?"

>I tried to bring a LITTLE CULTURE to this place and these Fillystines decided I was a threat.

-She tried to fiddle with the crystal heart.-

>All I wanted to do was adjust how opaque it was so I could grab a projector and show movies on the dome, is that so wrong?

-It is when your method is flying into it again and again like a fly to a lightbulb.-

>It's called percussive maintenance.

'Well you tried, that's all I can ask for.'

>Thank you!

"Don't enable her."

'Oh to hell with this nonsense, are we to just be a bunch of on-lookers to a party we weren't invited to? I say nay! It's obvious our respective rulers have gone off to party like its their last days on the planet, and speaking as someone who may well be living his own last days, I call for us to do the same!'

"What was that last bit?"

'Never you mind! I say we gather all our confederates and set out for the vacation to end all vacations!'

-You better not be talking about- -

'Puerto Burro!'

-Fucking Puerto Burro...-

"What's Puerto Burro?"

-A place our team infiltrated once upon a time.-

'And no finer place for us to spend agonizing over whether our professional or literal lives will be over before the week is out.'

-It is the single most garish tourist trap I have ever been to.-

'Bah, come on! Make some memories to share with your future brood of children, live a little! We'll have Ms.Daw head out in front of us to tell your lady love and SOMEONE'S friends to prepare and we'll all of us have a grand old time.'

~M'not going...~

'You are if I have to drain you and drag your dessicated carcass!'

>It'd be nice to be near the sea again. Pom?

"Aw what the hell, I'll go get the guys, maybe Sunset too if she wants."

'That's the spirit! And I'll find out where my two pet oafs are hiding.'

-...fine, but if anyone comes near me with a sombrero again, heads will roll.-

'Duly noted! Let's go!'

>Twilight
"Pinkie"
'AJ'
[Rarity]
{FS}
-Dash-
~Spike~
~~~

>Okay, so, after two hours of math, I've figured out how all six of us can sleep in this room. Now, those of you contesting my naming of it as 'room' instead of 'the whole thing', I would like to remind you that Pinkie is in that area at the top, which she insists on calling 'a room'.

"YEP! It's the lookout room! Don't worry, no Seawolves are going to be bugging us tonight!"

>...That is not as assuring as you want it to be.

"But I've got Great Great Grandad's old bow and arrow up here! It still has some spring in it!"

>...Moving on. Well, so long as we assume the positions I've calculated here, we'll all fit!

'Can't one of us just go sleep outside? Ah' don't mind.'

>That would be an amazing idea, if some pony had let us check the weather of this area before taking us to here.

"But then you'd know where we are!"

>And of course we can't have that. Point is, if any kind of rain happens in the night, you're screwed if you're out there, you will for sure freeze to death, because no sleeping bags.

'Then Ah'-'

>And if you come in here when you're wet, you'll possibly help US freeze to death. Because no sleeping bags to keep the water seperated.

'Point taken.'

[Oh, pish posh! It'll be fun! It's like a great big sleepover!]

"Rarity's got it!"

-Oh, yeah, just like that... sans sleeping bags, and food, and a tent, and... everything?-

"..."

{...But it'll still be fun!}

'Yeah! Still fun!'

"Yeah!"

-ButnnnNNNG...-

>Oh dear, I seem to have stepped on your hoof. Sorry about that.

-N-no problem...-

"Alright! Everybody get all settled, fun starts tomorrow!"

>Right... so much fun tomorrow.

~~

>...
'...'
[...]
{...}
~...~
-...Can I just say this is really weird?-

1/2

>>26022878

'Nahhh, what's weird about all of us huggin' in a big pile?'

-...Sarcasm? I can't tell.-

[Darling, you're kind of... ahem, pressing.]

'Ain't a lot of room sugar cube.'

[But it's... really irritating my Cutie Mark.]

'Oh fer' the love of... just lift yer' dang leg.'

[Like... thi- Oh! Oh my, that is much better! You're actually rather soft, Applejack.]

'Please stop remindin' me bout all the muscles Ah'm losin' at that desk...'

[No no, it's a compliment! Why, this is downright... nice!]

'Well Ah' glad someone's enjoyin' this, yer' tails tickling me.'

~...N-not in front of everyone, Spike... not here...~

>Did you say something?

~NO!~

>You don't have to yell.

~JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU HEAR ME!~

"Shhh! Will you all be quiet!? Are you TRYING to call seabears!?"

{I thought it was Seawolves?}

"Well, yeah! The seawolves show up and then the Seabears come to eat them and whatever they were attacking, Seawolves attacks are guaranteed to call Seabears! I can't believe someone who knows so much about animals doesn't know that."

{How silly of me.}

[You smell nice, Applejack!]

'Please stop smellin' me.'

~Nooott heeeerrreeeee.~

>...this is gonna be a fun trip.

"SHHHH!"

>>26020996
Oh no, it's more of a sudden realization of a rare opportunity.

>>26022489
The benefit for me is that I wouldn't have to write for any of Shiny's crew or OCs and I'm more than okay with that. I don't want to touch them.

>>26022888
Except I was too slow on the draw, damn.
Okay small wrench, I'll see if I can still salvage my story. Mine will either have to be an alternative or take place the next day.

>>26022888
Keep it in little guy, keep it in. Or else this is going to get really really awkward really fast.

>>26023023
Well, you already don't have to, but never mind..

>88
"Lavan"
'Canary'

'Have a seat.'

>Sure, cover your ears.

'Thanks for the warning.'

>YouaresuchafuckingbitchIhateyouhateyouhateyou.

'What was that?'

>EEEKEEEKEEEKEEEKEEEK!

'GAH! DAMN IT!'

>Should've kept your ears covered.

"I have no ears, so I can't cover them."

>Ah logic. So! Let's talk turkey then-damn this is a nice chair...

'I spare no-ffffuck that hurt-expense. Now, cards on the table, I don't know EXACTLY where your eyes are.'

>...ok, well then I will be taking my new shaggy dog and going home then.

'But I DO know who's got them, for a given value of having them.'

>Well shit, guess that'll have to do. I'm guessing you're not going to take making me remember I jacked your existence under the influence of a mushroom and saying I'm sorry as a good enough exchange.

'Not a chance.'

>Ah well, such is life. What's it you want then, huh?

'You ever wonder who I was? Who my friends were? Who my family was? What my goals in life were?'

>Ok, I'm not going to bullshit you because honestly, you already know I didn't. I had other things on my mind, so wondering about the backstory of the corpse I impersonated was on the backburner.

'You can see how I don't think that's fair.'

>No...no it's not. Fuck, you didn't even get to quietly reflect as you died, you had to look at my ugly mug skulking up to you.

'Exactly. So here's my deal for you. The information in exchange for you doing a simple task.'

>Find out who you were?

'Find out who my family was, tell them what happened to me...and also give them money. A lot of money. With the shit you pulled? They deserve sooooo many bits. Enough for a funeral and then some.'

"I can provide free cremation!"

>Not helping. How do I get money?

'Think it's called a job.'

>...ok, fine, anything else?

'One proviso: You do this even if you don't get your sight back.'

>Deal.

'Good. So...guess who has your eyeballs.'

>Seriously? We doing this?

1/2

>>26023954
'Go on. Who's the one entity you DON'T want having your shit.'

>Oh...Mother...FUCKER! CORDYCEPS!?

'Cordyceps.'

>HOW!?

'Well look where we are, honey. This valley is a neat little cross-section of your mind, right? We're down in the deep recesses, we're all made of discarded ideas, broken dreams, and derailed trains of thought. Now the surface, hoo boy, that's a whole different matter. Ponies, Changelings, those weird pale things...'

>Morlocks too!?

'Morlocks huh? Hey I read that book! Cool. But yeah, they're up there on the surface, where the mushrooms are so dense the light doesn't come down, or when a certain giant mushroom at the center of the valley belches out a cloud of some of those damn pink spores, making a cover for them.'

>Oh fuck...

'Thankfully, the spores aren't what they used to be, big old case of infectile dysfunction. All they're good for is blocking the sun and giving the damn Morlocks a way to attack folks. But honestly, we're digressing here, your eyeballs were last seen deep in Morlock territory and heading deeper. So there's only one place I can think of them being.'

>Guess I should have expected this, can't have a mushroom forest without the mother of them all.

"I look forward to meeting this Cordyceps, let's depart."

'Hooold on there. In the interest of getting my end of the deal fulfilled, I'm gonna call on a favor I have from up there. Clay here is going to take you down a special tunnel we had built, right in the Changeling Court. If anyone's going to be able to help you get to that shroom, it'll be the Queen's Chrysalis.'

>Huh, well, thanks a bunch, I guess, I-...when you say Queens Chrysalis, do you mean there's more than one or...

'...'

>...FUCKING DAMN IT, LAVAN! SHE'S NOT A DAMN COCOON!

"I apologize."

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>>26023713
No kidding? You don't say? I...already...don't..have...to. It never occurred to me that I already don't have to write about the characters I don't want to write about and should instead rip the mane 6 from whatever location, plot, or even if they're in the middle of interacting with said characters I don't want to write about, so that they're together in canon. Welp, you sure informed me. I'll definitely remember that. I don't know why I even brought it up. :^)
I'll just go back to writing stories instead of arguing.

Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Spike"
~~~~
>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and I take opportunities when ponies are asleep! Now for our main guest...SPIKE!!!
Applause

"Hey hey hey."

>Do you want to stick your claw in it?

"Wh-what?"

>Do you want to stick your claw in both of them?

"N-no! No I don't! I would never!"

Pinkie smiles wide.
>I know you're thinking it. Eyyy don't worry about it. In fact, as their close friends of AJ and Rarity, I'm giving you the consent.

"I don't think it works like that but...thanks?"

>Don't mention it! That's all the time we have, and thanks for joining us! Sleep tight everypony! Oh and Spike, don't get a boner right now. You're on top of Twilight.

Spike wakes up and looks who he's on top of.
"...Damn you morning wood."

>>26024083
Don't have to be a dick about it, dude.

>>26023966
>>26023954
So wait, remind me, how does that work?
All this shit in the valley(or plains, dont remember) is caused by Lavans magic.
And its all taken from 88s memory.
Does that mean that Canary 88 is talking with is just a memory of real Canary that died way back, given physical form?
If so, MemCanary shouldn't remember her family, or anything from her real life, right? Because 88 doesn't know it?
Unless you say it's somehow tied with Cordy taking over everyone and getting all that knowledge and all that info somehow still lying deep down in the back of 88s mind.
Or just classic 'its magic'.

Also, will shit stay weird over there after all is said and done? I would like that.
It was a wasteland, nothing in it.
Now there is whole ecosystem there, it would be shame to let it wither.

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>>26024121
I'm not. Didn't you see me smiling? :^)
Totally agreeing, and delivering at the same time. I'm productively not arguing.
Now sh sh shhhh I write za sleepy time stories, so go to sleep. It's Twilight's turn.

Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Twilight"
~~~~
>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and I think I'm shotgunning episodes tonight! Now for our main guest...TWILIGHT!!!
Applause

"Hi Pinkie. It feels like it's been a while since our last one on one inter-"

>Would it be weird if Spike got an erection if he slept on top of you?

"No it wouldn't. It's a natural bodily function. Why would I-"

>I'm glad you think that way, Twi but that's all the time we have for now. G'night everypony!

"I see you still keep your show very-"
Twilight wakes up.
"Short...aw don't be embarrassed about about that Spike. I know anatomy. It's a perfectly natural thing to have an erection in the morning. If you need to take care of it, maybe we can ask Pinkie if she has any magazines. What do you say?"

>>26024275
I assumed it had 88 scoop out what little mind stuff she could from the dying real!Canary -recent things and basic info to help her better fit in. MemCanary doesn't know is the thing but assumes there's gotta be SOMEONE as ponies just don't suddenly exist outside of 88's current wonderland fuckery.

As far as what happens to the valley afterwards, I do intend to leave it there with one canon debatable story add on:

"Huh...Hey, Starlight, was there a valley full of mushrooms next door to us yesterday? No, right?"

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>Pinkie
"Fluttershy"
~~~~
>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and yep I'm totally shotgunning episodes tonight! Now for our main guest...FLUTTERSHY!!!
Applause

"H-hi"

>Sorry for not putting you on the show in ages. I bet you missed this!

"Um...not really."

>Did you ever enjoy watching animals mate?

"...what?"

>Your animals. You know, when they mate, do you watch?

"N-no."
Fluttershy's nose grows a little longer.

>...

"Uh that doesn't mean anything!"

>And that's our show for now. Sleep well everypony!

"No Pinkie, don't leave it like that. Ponies are going to think I'm a-"
Fluttershy wakes up.
"pervert...oh dear."

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>Pinkie
"RD"
~~~~
>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and whew sure I have a lot of friends! Now for our main guest...RAINBOW DASH!!!
Applause

"Hey hey Pinkie."

>Do ya wanta?

"Wanta what?"

>A PONKA! The refreshing soft drink that's sure to quench your thirst!
Upbeat music plays
>Wanta Ponka? Don'tcha wanta? Wanta Ponka? Don'tcha wanta? Wanta Ponka? Don'tcha wanta?

"You're really doing a commercial now?"

>Do you wanta Ponka drink though?

"Naw not really."

>Oh okay. That's too bad. That's all the time we have for now, so I'll catch everypony later!

"...I might want one when I wake up."

>YAY!
RD wakes up, stares at her can of Ponka next to her and drinks it.

"...it's...actually pretty good."

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>Pinkie
"Rarity"
~~~~
>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and wow...this is really tiring! Now for our main guest...RARITY!!!
Applause

"I'm ready for my close up. Pinkie what are you wearing?"

Pinkie's in Rarity Pyjamas with hoodie.
>I'm dreaming of what's it like to be inside you!

"..."

>...That was funnier in my head, but that's okay because I got you matching Pinkie pyjamas! Now you'll know what's it like to be inside me!

"..."

>...That was also funnier in my head. Can you wear it? Pretty please?

"First of all neither of them have accurate manes and second, I'll look ridiculous, darling."

Pinkie gets sad.
>Oh...

"...*sighs* fine, just please don't make that face."

>Woohoo!

Rarity puts on the pyjamas.
"There."

Pinkie kisses Rarity's cheek.
>Mmmwa! You look great! I Wuvs you! That's all the time we have for now, so I'll see you next time!

Rarity wakes up and sees the Pinkie pyjamas next to her.
"...I suppose it'll look much better once I modify it a bit."

Ho shit, LNPP explosions

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It's 4am and this is exhausting why am I doing this?
Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"AJ"
~~~~
>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and we push it to the limit! Now for our main guest...APPLEJACK!!!
Applause

"Howdy ho, Pinkie."

>Great to have you back on the show!

"About the what's been going on in the dream world, Ah've been meaning to ask-"

>Nope, my show my questions. I need to know though...can I expect you to have my back?

"...fer' what?"

>Just a yes or no. When things start getting really wet. Can I expect you to have my back? I'll have your back if you do.

"Yeeeees?"

>Perfect! We're going to be a dream team! That's all for tonight folks. Let's hope we get to have a fun beach adventure!

"You know, Ah'm reminded of the time me and my cousin Peach were-"

>NOPENOPENOPE SAVE IT FOR THE BEACH!

AJ wakes up.
"Aw...oh wait, I don't think the gang heard any of them."

>>26025150
Well, goddamn someone worked a little tushy off. Good job

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>Pinkie
"???"
~~~~
>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and oh...I guess I covered everypony. Time to call it and wake up!

"Ahahahaha aren't you forgetting somepony?"

>...who said that?

"C'mon when are you going to address the elephant in the room?"

>Tch, is it a dream eater? I'm warning you! I leveled up hard!

"HAHAHAHAHA no I'm somepony even better. Go to your dressing room and you'll see me."

Pinkie kicks down the door.
>HIYA...there's no pony here.

"Oh I'm here...just look in the mirror."
Pinkie looks to see a sharped tooth version of herself grinning back.

>No...that can't be right! You're suppose to be gone! I beat you!

"Oh did you? The others defeated and destroyed their shadows...you ate me."

Pinkie glares at shadow Pinkie in the mirror.
>...

"Heh speechless?"

>Just go away!

"I'm not going away because I'm stuck inside you now, but that's okay. I'm fine being a prisoner in you. There's one little thing though...you know what I want. Don't you feel me gnawing at you from the inside? I know what nightmares taste like now...I want more. C'mon, you know how good it felt to take a bite out of AJ's Shadow. Maybe if you went around eating nightmares you can be a better dream eater than the dream eaters themselves."

>Just shut up!
She punches the mirror.

"...that doesn't do anything and it's going to be our producer who replaces it."

>Dang it!

"You can keep clinging to your 'I don't have to be consistent' all you want, but you're going to have to face me eventually. Remember that when you're alone."
Pinkie wakes up.

>...you'll have to get me alone first.

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>Pinkie
"Rarity"
'AJ'
[Twilight]
{RD}
=FS=
+Spike+
~~~~
>Morning girls~! Help yourself to what's in the fridge. There's plenty of pickled vegetables in there. Pickled plums. pickled lemons, pickled cabbage, pickled carrots, pickled cucumbers...oh wait that's just normal pickles.

"...What a wide variety."

>There's some canned goods too. I saw a can of peaches somewhere.

AJ tests the sink.
'Ah'm glad that there's plumbing at least.'

>*gasp* I got a great idea! There's a box of water guns in the closet. Let's have a water fight!

[Huh, I don't think I've ever had a water gun fight before.]

>Then you're in for a treat! There's water balloons too, so let's fill those up. I need to set up outside though. Don't go outside until I come back!
*SLAM*

'Yer' tellin me you never had any water fights growing up?'

[I didn't want to get my books wet.]

"Don't forget, darling, she never had a slumber party before either and needed a book."

[*gasps* I don't have my book on beach parties! How am I going to know what to do!?]

'Ah' think you'll survive, Twi.'

RD opens a closet and rush of stuff pour out.
=Are you okay Rainbow Dash?=

{Oh my gosh oh my gosh, I'm better than okay. I found a slinky! Awww yeah.}
Shifts it around in her hooves.
{Isn't this awesome Fluttershy?}

=Um...it's okay.=

{WHAT?! Okay? Everypony loves a slinky. Look at this.}
Makes the slinky walk around her right foreleg, behind her neck and to her left foreleg.
{Still got it baby!}

=Not bad.=

{Not bad? Sheesh, I didn't know you were hard to impress.}

=I'm sorry. I'm just a little desensitized.=

+If you're done, we could use some help filling the water guns.+

{Alright alright, hold your horses.}

~Later~
Pinkie comes back in.

>It's ready come outside!
They begin shuffling outside.

+Good timing. We just finished filling up the water bal...+
he looks up.
+loons...+
Pinkie is on top of the center tower of a giant Sandcastle.

>I say we play Queen of the Hill. What do you think?

"'{[=+...Whoa.+=]}'"

So... much.... I am honestly Impressed

>>26025392
Wooo! Guessing this means LNPP is taking a break? Well, guess that's okay, can't wait to see what you do with Canon stuff.

>>26025392
Well, that's really something to wake up to

>>26025699
Right? Bye bye good morning anon.

>>26025392
And finally, you make it to Canon. Congratulations.

>>26023954
>.and also give them money. A lot of money. With the shit you pulled? They deserve sooooo many bits. Enough for a funeral and then some.'

All I saw was that ASH VS Evil Dead moment with 88 going

>I'm not a fucking bank.
'...Party money?'
>...I can do party money.
'Yeah, party money, guys!'

>>26022888
So not only is apple princess more... malleable, she's self conscious about her newfound softness.

That's adorable.

>Changeling
"56"
'NGC'
[Jetset]
{Harshwhinny}
~???~
~~~

She was a good infiltrator.

>RARRGGGHHH!

She really was, it wasn't just her imagination. She hit her targets every time, she never even came close to being detected, not a once. And never did the Queen ever imagine that she was secretly an heir, she never even suspected it. For fucks sake, even after she stopped hiding it the Queen still couldn't believe that she was secretly a mare, she was just that good.

Which is why she had to admit that, perhaps, she was acting just outside of her best interests of her continued profession when she devolved into charging blindly and swinging.

She would at least lean upon the idea it was, if nothing else, effective, if the bat-pony were not so easily outpacing her.

"Ya' made her mad, Miss Captain Mare."

'I can see that.'

[Hrmph, this is pathetic.]

{Most unprofessional behavior.}

>GIVE ME THE DAMN CHANGELING!

She didn't care who she had to punch, who she had to bite, who she had to kill.

She was going to get that changeling.

>GIVE! ME! THE! DAMN-

'No.'

It didn't hurt.

No matter how much her head literally being jammed into the ceiling may seem to hurt to the uninitiated, it did not hurt. Now, the fact the captain had done so by backflipping and not giving a single fuck while she was doing it, that hurt, just a bit.

"...Can she breath?"

'I hope not.'

[It would make everything a lot easier if he just suffocated.]

{She, Jetset.}

[I know what I said.]

And though he did not know it, it was exactly the wrong thing.

>THAT'S IIIIIIIIITTTTT!

She would not be paying for the ceiling. That said, it didn't matter if she had been forced to.

The looks on their faces when her magic exploded and grabbed them before they could react was simply priceless.

>I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS BULLSHIT!

She struggled, of course she did, but the magic was too strong. The rage was too strong.

[Well, this is embarrassing for you, Potsticker.]

'Shut up.'

1/4

>>26026978

{No, really, being caught by magic? So embarrassing.}

'Shut uppppp.'

[How are you going to get out of this one, or are you simply going to kill yourself in shame.]

>GIVE ME THE DAMN CHANGELING!

She pulled, with all her magical might she pulled, dragging her closer like a spider to their prey.

"Ya' don't look worried, Misses Captain Ma'am."

'I'm not.'

"Ya' got a trick up your sleeve?"

'Nope.'

"...Uh, don't wanna give strategy tips to the captain, but-"

>GRRRRRAAAAGGGGGHH!

'It's okay.'

[No, really, do you want me to intervene? This is getting sad.]

{I feel honest pity right now.}

'You're going to feel something else in a second here.'

[Oh? And what's that?]

'Shame.'

[Shame? For wha-]

He was cut off. In fact, it seemed time itself was cut off when they descend. The 'They' in question being bodies. Lots and lots and lots and lots of bodies.

Nightguard bodies, to be precise, all of them raining down from the ceiling.

She hadn't noticed a one.

'Shame that you didn't notice my backup.'

[...I actually do feel a bit ashamed at that.]

{You should be.}

[Did you notice them?]

{Silence, things are happening.}

Those things were a lot of swords.

A lot of swords.

'Gonna drop me, or are my backup going to have to make you regret it?'

>...Wait, didn't I beat up most of you guys?... YEAH! Yeah, I did! I remember you! I kicked you into the store, and you went onto the couch, and you I stepped on, and you I shot with lasers!

'That's beside the-'

>And you I punched into a fountain-

'-this is really getting off topic-'

>-and you I tripped-

'-I assure you they've trained a lot-'

>-and I slept with your wife!

Everyone went silent, with the nightguard in question that she had been pointing to dropping his jaw in stunned shock.

>...No, wait, was it yours?... It was one of them! They all look the same!

'...w-what...'

2/4

>>26026988

>Look, who's almost or recently divorced? I don't know if that was enough to last a whole year, but... look, it was before the invasion, and she REALLY needed that, so- whoever it was, go down on her more often, would it kill you to give a little reciprocal? Come on! This isn't fair! She has needs to, YOU!... Or was it you?..

'ENOUGH!'

>I'm just saying.

'Look, we're getting really off topic here!'

>Oh, right... point is, I can probably take you all.

'I really doubt you won all that much without reinforcements.'

>And who says I don't have them?

Every nightgaurd tensed, teeth sinking into their blades as they stood poised, and ready for battle.

"She doesn't."

>SHUT UP!

"Not-mom doesn't send reinforcements for you unless it's a super important mission, she likes swarm stuff at the start, not later."

>SHUT UPPPP!

It sucked so much to see that mare smile.

'Well then... shall we test the theory? Guards! Get ready!'

They went low, preparing.

'Get set!'

They tensed, almost ready to jump, and she knew right away the hardest battle of her life would soon begin.

'ATT-'

~Uh...~

They froze, all of them, when a voice came from the darkness above, and a changeling dropped down.

~...The fuck, sister.~

>WHY ARE YOU HERE!?

~Majesty was wondering what was taking so long, she was worried he got arrested or something.~

>WELL SHUT UP AND HELP ME! I have the target right there!

Her fellow hivemate mashed a hoof to his face, slowly dragging it down as everyone hung around in awkward, half-running positions.

~You were just supposed to make sure he was okay and take him home.~

>THEY WON'T LET ME!

~Stop yelling.~

>I'M NOT!

~Look just... what's the problem?~

"I've gotta find the common room so I can start training to be a nightguard!"

~You're not allowed in the castle.~

"Slight speedbump!"

~You'd get arrested, and nightgaurds can't have criminal records.~

"...Misses Captain?"

'He's right.'

3/4

>>26027000

"Ah, I see... can I hold off on the search til it's legal? I don't want to break the law."

'An admirable stance on the matter.'

"Kay! Guess I should see how Cuz is doing anyway, he probably got yelled at or something."

~Alright. Then you can come back to this spot so it's fair and you're not cheating.~

"Awesome!... You can let me go now, Misses Captain! And don't worry, when this is all over, I'm gonna prove I can be the best most super nightguard there ever was!'

Everyone of the nightguards, the captain included, gave little more than a raised eyebrow collectively as he hopped down and walked up.

Naturally, he moved past her, and to her brother, giving her the stink eye all the way, before sitting down next to him.

"Thanks for sticking with me, Mister Jetset! Miss Harshwhinny! You guys are awesome, but I gotta wait till this is legal! Then I'm coming right back here to go back to looking, no cheating!"

[Understandable.]

{Professional, I respect that.}

'I suppose... we need some time to reevaluate.'

"Ain't gonna have too much time, so get ready! I'm gonna make it!... We ready to go, Dudemare?"

She stared, she stared to them, her hivemates, her foes, and her spectators, she stared to them all, every one.

She stared, and stared, and stared.

And then she lied down, and curled into a ball.

"...Ya' need a minute?"

It had been one of those missions.

{Unprofessional.}

And she needed this.

'...So, that whole wife thing was made up, right?'

She needed her moment.

'...Right?'

She was a good infiltrator...

>>26022129
META REASON
They said beach episode, not ski resort episode (which surrounded by snow, the empire is). Add to it we already did ski and snowboarding jokes with the cast and water is the joke of the month. This was all started because we wanted more drowning jokes and Anime filler.

In canon reason
they wanted them to go away and this was what they came up with

Also Changelings are weak to cold and water, so they are in danger regardless.

>>26027013
Pffft, I actually feel bad for her.

Now go do the thing, 56.

You know what I'm talking about.

>>26027058
>This was all started because we wanted more drowning jokes and Anime filler.

We're deep into the cancer stages so why the hell not

>>26027013
I loved the escalation and de-escalation there, it just rang so perfect, tense but the avoided angst of conflict was great, and 56 being the sensible dunce that he is... 9/10 could've used a plotsnuggle.

>>26024314
Starlight Glimmer and a village of nerfed ponies VS. 88's pun filled and mushroom infected memories of ponies, changelings, and pre-32 Morlocks. That won't be fair but I can't argue that it wouldn't be great to see.

>18
"42"
~~

"HHHHRRRRKK... HRRRRKKKKKK.... HRRRRRKKKK..."

>...

"S-shut up."

>Is... is that the entire train room?

"S-she wouldn't... HRN... wouldn't leave the t-train... HRNK...."

>So you picked it up, the whole freaking room, a giant chunk of a train... instead of going inside and talking to her. You would really rather rip out chunks of metal and carry her, train and all, instead of actually talking to her.

"I found this... HRRKK... to be the most... EFFFiiicent way..."

>...

"...HHHRKK..."

>...Forty Two-

"I AM NOT GOOD WITH SOCIAL SITUATIONS!"

>Well at least you're honest.

>>26027155
He's not going to hug him. The most he'll get is a status report before he is off on an ass sidequest.

>SA
"Chrysalis"
'Celestia'
[18]
{42}
~Sombra~
^2^
(Spitfire)
=Mane-iac=
~~~

>Woooww...

The inside, unsurprisingly, was every bit as spacious and extravagant as the outside. Rooms upon rooms, a living area that was quite decked out in rather nice amenities, complete with fully stocked kitchen and fridge, and even-

"HOLY SHIT! They actually have a projector for movies! HAH!"

'I must say, this is... nicer than my last vacation, actually. I feel slightly ripped off.'

The stallion whistled as he walked down the hallway, peering inside to see bedroom after bedroom. Each one was unique in it's own way, one of them had a mini fridge, one of them had a water bed, one of them was plain and simple, and of course there was the massive bed in the main bedroom.

>Wow, full theater, three bathrooms, nifty little storage closet... oh hey! They even have an office-

There was a sudden, rapid, thupthupTHUPTHUPSLAM!

All he had a seen was a blur, something that passed him by in an instant, there and gone. Nothing but a flash of pink before the door he had been poised halfway in was slammed in his face, quite literally, and a loud CLACK of a lock falling into place rumbled the door.

He stood there, a single drop of blood dripping down from his nose, still frozen in the same expression he had made the second before.

>...ahem, honey? Do you want us to-

He heard scraping of something being pushed in front of the door, and watched as a sudden weight was pressed upon it.

{ARE YOU SERIOUS!?}

The changeling let out a cry of exhaustion, flopping painfully to the ground just outside the building, and dropping the massive structure she had been carrying with a sand-scattering boom behind her.

{I... you just... the whole way...}

>Moving on!

{The whole way...}

His insistence did not stop until she did.

>As I was saying, moving on!... Okay, so, since Cadence has picked her room, why don't we all pick our own? We can all sleep in our own places now-

"DIBS ON THE MASTER BEDROOM!"

1/2

>>26027808

SLAM went the door, with the Queen gone before he or any other could challenge her.

>...okay! So! She has that one, that's fair, she got that first, what about-

'DIBS ON THE ONE WITH THE WATER BED!'

SLAM! And away that princess went.

>...I think we should start-

[DIBS ON THE ONE WITH THE MINI FRIDGE!]

SLAM!

>...maybe taking stock and then-

{THE WHOLE DAMN WAY!}

SLAM!

>...Really, Forty Two? Betraying me now?

^OH MAH GOSH! LOOKIT' ALL THE TOYS!^

SLAM!

>...okay, that one actually makes sense, as that's clearly a childs bedroom, but-

(OBSERVATORY IS MINE! READY TO FLY BABY!)

SLAM!

>Did that even have a bed? I don't know why they would have a-

=AHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA! SO MUCH ROOOOOM!=

SLAM!

>Theater... that's... that's the theater, there isn't- Maney? Mane-iac... ugh...

~...~

>...Well, Sombra, there's one room left, I guess we're-

~BLAH!~

>MY EYES! OH DEAR FAUST WHY!?

The ghostly thing, now free of the sand he had been holding in his mouth, charged into the room, and soon enough...

SLAM!

>...okay! That was... that was the last room, guys!... That was the only one!... I need one for me too, you know? Prince of the Empire! They technically gave the trip to me!... Can I at least stay in the bathroom? They're all connected to the rooms! I can't... there's no not-connected bathroom, even!... Guys?... GUYS!?

Silence was his only answer.

>...Guess I'm sleeping on the couch...

He said, before turning around and noticing that said couch was gone.

>...why.

SLAM!

=AHHHHAHAHAH!... Sorry! But they forgot to put a bed in here!=

>T-... theater, that's the-

=BYE!=

SLAM!

>How did she even... she wasn't carrying that when...

In this, the single most expensive, opulent, downright lavish looking villa he could ever vacation to, Shining Armor found only one simple answer.

>...I'm sleeping on the fucking floor, aren't I

His question was met with silence.

He already knew the answer.

>Yayyy, vacation...

>>26027821
Not true Shining, you can always try sleeping with the fishes

>>26027821
That's what you get for having such a fuckhuge cast.

>>26027821
Harem ain't so fun when the logistics get involved, huh, Shiny?

>>26027821
>'DIBS ON THE ONE WITH THE WATER BED!'
She's going to be quite disappointed

>>26027547
...Don't you crush my dreams.

>>26027821
>Cadence is ignoring him
>No vacation sex
>No spending time with everyone
>No bed to himself
>Can't even drown himself because it's in public, and he can't reach the bathrooms

...Huh.

Feels like classic thread 1-3 all over again.

>Pinkie
"Twilight"
'AJ'
~~~

>AHHHAHAHAHAHAH!

"I think she's taking this too far."

'...really?'

>OPEN... THE PARTY BALLISTIC MISSILES!

"..."

'...Ah'm not seein' it.'

>FIRE!

>>26028407
Feels like this whole arc is back to basics.

Just the main six, the classic CE crew, and no drama.

>>26025392
Heh, I like this. Kinda like Pinkie waking up from her dream to finally go have fun.

>SA
"???"
~~

>Well, at least I get first dibs on the fridge! Annnnd, what snacks do you have for me?

OPEN!

>..............

SLAM!

>........

"Shiny? Something wrong?"

>Uh... Eighteen? Do you have any idea who stayed her before us?

"I don't think they give out that information."

>Well, I can tell you one thing... they uh... they loved meat. Rabbit meat, being specific.

"..."

>...Don't let Two see.

>>26027013
And thus, even this nameless-er, numberless changeling joins the ranks of 'if you are a secret agent for our heroes, your life sucks.'

Good to know it's universal.

>>26028596
[Rarity]
~~

[Well, that's not so bad-]

>THEY ARE FILLED WITH GLITTER AND GLUE!

[YOU MONSTER!]

>>26029071
...Who the fuck in the MLP world eats rabbit?

Griffon's don't eat meat in the show, do they? I can't recall ever seeing them eat meat.

Diamond dogs? I mean, they can't eat the gems they mind, probably them.

>>26029714
>the five star villa they're staying in is something straight out of a horror film
>disturbingly comedic findings everywhere

>>26029747
>OH MY GOD! A GHOST!
"..."
>...Sorry, Sombra.
"No offense taken."

>>26029714
I think Gilda ate meat early thread. No, they don't eat it in canon, but Gilda Spike and PJ all eat it despite it not being their actual food in showcanon, I guess because they like the taste?

So the princess and her five friends plus dragon are in a shack on a beach, right?

>>26030331
Yes. Main six and the dragon are out in fuckall nowhere beach, no bags, no nothing. Just the stuff in the shack that can barely fit them and each other.

>>26022685
>Daw
~~

>Alright! PHEW! That took for fuckin' ever, but at last! Made it to Equestia again and outta the fuckin' frozen hellhole that is that place... seriously, who builds a goddamn city in the middle of icy wasteland? Just don't make no sense! And this is comin' from a bugger who used to live on a bunch o' water you can't drink and was full of things tryin' to eat'cha! And even I think that's dumb!... Moving on! On to this, the land of Equestria, and now I've just gotta go find patchy's lady love and that one poor sap's friends and we'll be off!... Just as soon as... just as soon as I remember who they are....

...

>Because I know who they are, I totally know who they are, I know exactly what their names and descriptions are, despite the fact I've never met them. I know who they are because there is no way, there is no damn way, that I flew out here without knowing that. There is no damn way that changeling would tell me to go get some ponies... and I'm assuming they're ponies... without informing me of exactly, EXACTLY, who they are, and what they look like, because there is no way I ever met the fuckers before now, there is no way I did all that. Not now, not here, out in fuckin' Equestia, did I do that.

...

>No fucking way.

...

>....FUUUUUUUUU

>>26030444
Trips dont lie.

32 is still worst ling.

>>26028089
The one downside to never getting laid and having a ton of mares in your house.

>>26030879
It'll allllll pay off.

Someday.

Eventually.
...Maybe.

>>26031063
Well, Chrysalis can't pay off till later. That one guy said he'd get mad and complain a lot and post a lot saying he was mad and upset.

Can't have that.

>>26031173
>Implying that has stopped literally anyone in this thread

Dude, remember thread 42?

Shit ain't even a thing.

>Pinkie
"Rarity"
~~

>...Rarity, that is a flagrant abuse of your power.

"P-shaw, since when is making a giant sand effigy of yourself an abuse of power?"

>...Are those parts of the shack?

"I needed stability."

>We need that not to die.

"Well, YOU do..."

>...

"..."

>Friggen alicorn powers.

"Such language! You'd be arrested so fast in Raritopia."

>>26031173
No skin off my bones if it happens, then we'll just have her be god mode 24/7 and then she'll be Two levels of invincible.

If we're truly cancerous as that one anon said, should we put ourselves through misery with treatments that will only prolong the inevitable or through caution to the wind and end up wiping out breaking the speed limit on a suped-up Harley?

I know the one I want.

>>26031369
'AJ'
~~

"TREACHERY! REVOLT! I CALL FOUL!"

'Sorry, Rar, this space has already been claimed fer' the greater Appleburg good, Ah'm sure you understand.'

"This means war!"

'Now, Ah'm sure we can come to an agreement. Why don't Ah' just take this here land, and you go somewhere else!'

"...That doesn't sound like something I would agree to at all!"

'What iffin' Ah' added glitter?'

"...what!?"

>Psst, totally take the deal, Rarity! Glitter! We could do a lot with glitter, trust me!

"You're a terrible adviser!"

>Hoo, no kidding. I was gonna backstab you and take your son!

"I don't even have a son!"

>I play a long game.

'Do ya' mind? Yer' messin' up the future Appleburg city square.'

"Well, darling, I don't think such a thing would look good there."

'Oh?'

"Yes, clearly it should be an affordable FLAT!"

POOF!

'...yer' gonna regret that.'

>I feel like relations are breaking down.

"LAUNCH THE MISSILES!"

>>26031563
It's all fun and games until someone breaks out the Nerve Staples

>>26031563
[Dash]
~~

[THE KINGDOM OF DASHTOPIA WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS! Your are disrupting us being awesome!]

"You can't be Dashtopia, I've already named my place Raritopia!"

'Does seem derivative.'

[Pssh, who says I didn't name it first?]

"Common sense. Logic. An understanding of the progression of time."

[Pffft, who needs those.]

"Just pick something else."

[...Dashdale? I like Dashdale.]

'Wow, just when Ah' thought ya' hit the bottom.'

[Dashdale is fine! Right, Pinkie?]

>....Try something new, it's good for you!

[Oh for the love of... Dashland!]

'Ya' know what? Let's give her that, this got sad real fast.'

[Dashloosa?]

"Please stop."

[...Dashdelphia?]

>At least there's two Ds in there?

[Hall of Dash?]

'What even.'

[Dashie and the Squares.]

"Now you're just saying random things!"

[Shangri-la.]

"What!? That doesn't even fit with the others!"

[Yes it does.]

'How!?'

[There's a Dash in there.]

"No there..."
'......huh.'
>...You win this round, Dashie.

[And that is why I'm the most awesome.]

>>26031720
... okay, that was clever. You get a point for that one.

>>26031720
Applause, sir, applause.

>Spike
“???”
‘Rarity’
____

As it turned out, their own little patch of ‘paradise’ had a pier. It was the most ricketiest pier in all of Equestria, surely, but they had one.

And it was upon this one that Spike stood.

>We want something besides pickled stuff to eat, they says. Pickled this, pickled that, I’m sick of pickled things, they says. Don’t worry, guys, I’ll go get us some fish, I says... moments before realizing I didn’t pack a fishing pole.

He gave Charity’s barrel a good spin, then pointed her at the healthy looking blueish-green waters. There were plenty of fast moving blurs just underneath the surface. Plenty of plump fish and crab and who knows what else.

He closed one eye, poked out his tongue, put a claw on the trigger.

>One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish… now who’s gonna wind up on my dish?

Almost as if summoned by his question turned rhyme, the flickering black shadows gave way to a much bigger shape that slowly burst through the oceans surface, arching and reaching, towering over Spike and casting a shadow over a great majority of everything.

1/2

>>26031896

He stared, mouth agape, firing arm dropped, trying to make sense of this massive amphibian creature now staring down at him from it’s height in the clouds.

“Excuse me, little dragon.”

Its booming voice resonated with all the power of a volcano erupting, albeit with a feminine edge, though how Spike picked that up he would never figure out.

“I would greatly appreciate it if you did not shoot my babies. I cannot stop you but I am quite sure neither you nor your patrons would appreciate the fatally immediate consequences to follow.”

Dimly, Spike’s eyes found his weapon, and he started to chuckle.

>What, you... you mean this? Oh, ha! No, no, no, I wasn’t about to shoot anything, I was just checking the sights, is all, making sure everything was straight. And it is! Allll straight! Yes, ma’am, no shooting going on here, especially not at your babies, I would never, nope, for I am a good dragon who wants to live a long time and not an idiot.

“I thank you, little dragon.”

And the creature sank back into the astonishingly deep depths of the ocean just like that.

~~~~

‘Um… darling? You seem to have returned without fish and... and good heavens! Have your scales turned white?!’

>I don’t wanna talk about it. Here, I got us each a soy cube. Eat up.

>>26031917
...Godzilla's wife is particularly well spoken.

>>26031720
Clever as fuck.

>>26031917
Soooo how long before Chitty beats her up just cuz?

>>26032208
Chitty doesn't beat up random folks, she only attacks when she has a mission or they pissed her off by attacking her, anything short of actually being attacked she laughs off.

She'd probably insult her for not just punching the guy who pointed a gun at her kids, though.

It occurs to me, would the Crystal Canadians be so happy to see Chitty if they knew she used their favorite tiny cute bug as a battery?

>>26032547
Er, they know. It's not like it wasn't a widely publicized event when she was grabbed and Shining Armor punched her with a robot into a volcano. They also know she stomped Canterlot into nothing, a lot of them volunteered to go help rebuild it.

They weren't happy to see her when she arrived to kick Variolus's ass, but seeing her openly cry in public and seeing Shining Armor, the Prince, publicly forgive her probably means they're gonna put it past them, since if he can they can. That was literally why they weren't afraid of Two in the first place because if Shining Armor who they did so much to wasn't afraid of them, why should they be?

Public image is everything.

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>>26032115
...I don't get it

>>26032604
It's not a funny way to write it for the joke, it's actually written out like that in the text it was first mentioned in. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shangri-La

>>26032593
Ok, nevermind.

They're still Equestria but better in every way.

>>26032668
Nah, Shiny just did it better than AJ did. He actually got out in public with this "See? They're not so bad" at the start, AJ just kept sending the one changeling out randomly and never being seen with any of the others or stopping the guard from harassing them. It literally took, like, two days in Canterlot for them to go 'hey, maybe they aren't so bad?' when AJ did her field trip and Ponyville was almost easy with it that day, it's just bad timing that it wasn't already fixed. If anything, what proves that they're really the same is that they immediately started wondering if Chrysalis was really still evil, even though she's saved them twice, they just didn't want to look like dicks about it while they snooped around in her stuff, all because Chrysalis didn't go out and mingle with them. They're fine with the other lings, because they do mingle, but instantly they got suspicious of the one who didn't.

Public image is everything.

>>26032737
Clearly, AJ should have adopted Two.

...Actually, that does sound like a pretty funky ass AU. Best fuckin' believe AJ wouldn't be standing for Anti-Changeling shit if one of them was family.

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>>26032898
...huh.

She totally fucking would have too, if she knew how Two was living.

...huh...

Name would make a ton more sense too...

>>26032958
Basically if literally every engaging changeling hadn't been foisted onto the Shiny train, things would have been much less Shiny-centric? Color me shocked.

>>26027821
Huh. You'd think Chrysalis or 18 would insist he sleep in their room....

>>26033321
Anon, you gotta think strategically

You get the REAL ESTATE then ya lure him in.

Where's Caddy in all this?

>>26033417
She just ran into the villas office and locked the door after slamming it in his face. That was the, pink blur, that he saw. She's trying not to have any fun or get any distractions.

>>26033400
First you get the power
Then you get the room
Then you get the Shiny

>>26028407
Oh, hey! We even have the suicide thing down! Just like old times

So I've just been wondering... In episodic terms, how much content do you think we have thus far? How many seasons you think? And how many episodes do you think each arc and mini-arc we've had would be?

>>26034270
Lots, probably. Over 100 episodes to be sure, and that's if we leave out most of the fluff. Just the first three arcs alone are enough for their own seasons. Or if we cut it down immensely and made Chityy just the season finale, two of them at least. Cordy for sure is its own season.

Maybe 6, if we did it right? Could probably cut it down to 4 if we really skimmed

>>26034270
I don't even know. Between the robots, the gala, the giant monster, the neverending mess that was Partyland, the freakin zombies, the move, the rescue / other invasion, and of course this recent one where AJ goes nuts, is a lot to take in. And that's not even getting into Mini's like to sleep over, or going underneath the castle, or just so many others. It would be a lot of seasons, or a lot of supplemental material.

>>26034270
Way too damn many. Is all I'll say

>>26034770
Jesus, I'm going nuts just thinking about it.