Your mom

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>>27921998
Hopefully not shitty and generic like those three.

Shit is background pony tier.

>>27922013
Already Starlight Glimmer's cutie mark

Awful cutiemarks desu

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My talent is to eat them

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>>27921998
>you will never be saved from your aimless and empty life by three cute and kind fillies who live to give others such clarity

Shit, man.

Pic related.
I have seriously mad skills with a slingshot, and I can only assume that it's just a natural inclination, since I never get a chance to practice, really.

>>27922307
Forgot picture

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>>27922307
>forgot pic
Just kill me now.

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>>27921998

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>>27921998
Something like this

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>>27921998

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>>27922013
>>27922028
fuck off statist cucks :^)

Realistically? I have no talents to speak of...

The only things I'm good at are internet trolling, drinking booze, and losing jobs

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>>27921998

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>>27922743
It's time to listen.

>>27922732
Okay so your would be the smae as
>>27922682

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>>27922881
Probably even more pathetic

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Pretty Cringe

Sunrise Shadow.
Opposite of Mane 6 and other protagonists.
Works alone, is cunning and cold, introverted, irredeemable, trusts nobody and hateful.

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>>27921998
Pic related is relevant to my life

>it's a flexing arm
Cool so I'm good for nothing but my strength.

>>27922959
maximum kek!

An english diploma
Because i'm worthless

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>>27923008

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Huh.

>>27921998
A swivel chair with an ass indent in it.

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>>27921998

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Any of these symbols

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>>27921998

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>>27921998
Oh balls

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>>27921998
I don't know what mine would be, about the only thing I could see me having a natural passion for is finding a Glorius death.

I've pretty much wanted to have a good reason to die (in defense of loved ones, saving the lives of many other people, y'know) since I was <4.


Maybe it's like a totenkompf or a dwarf slayer?

>>27922682
Probably this

>>27921998
it looks like an irl horse pussy with ponut.


I love fucking winking horse pussy

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>>27921998

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>>27921998

>>27922722
>cuckcuckgo
kys

>>27923007
Haha me too. Have an upvote

>>27922959
OH FUCK IM BLEEDING THE EDGE WAS TOO MUCH SOMEONE CALL AN AMBERLAMPS

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I can be Derpy's Stallion :=)

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a noose

>>27921998
I...I don't know.

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>>27924857
Haha! Blank flank! Everybody laugh at this blank flank!

Crippling Depression

2 bricks with cement, since I want to do a construction based job

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>>27923199
this one seems appropiate

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>>27922008
>captain buggy joker

>>27922028
the top of the swastika is too close to the edge of the heart and it's triggering me