The "She is actually a differently coloured, older version of Pinkie Pie" edition
>>27911189
>older
Reminder that she dyes her mane grey
>>27911189
>Nightly Mayor Mare thread
I shouldn't be surprised, but I am.
>>27911189
I only just realized how much her mane looks like Ponk's. Kinda droopy, though.
>>27911213
wtf is wrong with this board
>>27911189
>>27911217
That's why she wanted to bond with Pinkie over intimate secrets. They're kindred spirits.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBZ9aO3KNWw
>>27911398
>They were laying the groundwork for secret relationship reveal episode
Any Mayor Mare x Anon lewd requests?
>>27911518
Mayor Mare patting secretary Anon on the ass as he's bent over retrieving a folder from the filing cabinet.
>>27911398
Poor Mayor, she wants Pinkie so badly
>>27911518
Is you a writefag?If so, maybe Femanon×Mayor Mare?
>>27911518
>Sexually abusive boss mayor
>Corrupt, forces secretary anon to go to her orgies
>>27911648
>>27911624
>>27911595
>Being Betas for horses in power
>>27911762
>>27911762
>implying that doesn't make me rock solid
I cant se mayor as a waifu, shes so old and wrinkly
>>27912020
Yeah? Stay tuned then
>>27912093
Not gonna rest until then.
>>27912155
Not letting it die, fampachi ramasama.
>>27911398
What if the Mayor is actually grandma Pinkie?
>>27911189
OP Here. Fear not about this thread dying! Tomorrow's NMMT is going to be even better.
>>27912582
But we shouldn't let our waifu's thread die prematurely.
>>27912581
She's the Granny Pie who taught Pinkie to giggle at the ghosties?
>>27912903
The very same
You niglets shouldn't let the only thread for qt3.14 small-town politician waifu die.
>>27911206
>>27912581
>>27912903
She kinda looks like she could be Pinkie's aunt or something. Maybe Pinkie stayed with her in Ponyville during her pony Rumspringa.
>>27913531
Hold up now, need a band-aid for that edge? Think you're bleeding there, sonny.
>>27913531
You know, I already miss the hot wings guy.
>>27913545
Don't give the cringy little summerfag (you)s
>>27913650
He was definitely my favorite, and not because I'm a nigger.Well sorta.
>>27911189
http://pastebin.com/Sh74H3xm
just finished this fic, would recommend.
>>27913531
False.
If I'm screaming still, it's either fucking far away from the end, or you have a fucking pharmacy-stock of stimulants. In which case I would be breaking my own bones to get me free.
And in either case you would get bored rather quickly. Hacksaws suck for anything larger than a small dog.
Plus, I has to be capitalized.
Hey, this time he actually quoted someone!
>>27914113
Amazing/10
You thecook?
>>27911189
im not checking those mayor you were one off.
Another meaningless bump for waifu.
best background pony 2010-present
>You are Anon
>You sit alone in Ponyville's town hall
>Well, not completely alone, thought you may as well have been
>Though little more than desk clerks, most of your colleagues saw their jobs as a stepping stone into a larger political career and openly professed so
>You? You were just happy to have a job at all that didn't require manual labor or magic
>Their ambitious attitudes were in stark contrast to your own, and your own boss; the Mayor
>Mayor Mare to be precise
>She was... brilliant
>You'd never met a person, or in this case pony, in political authority so utterly content with their job
>If she'd had the drive she could have risen far above her current position of mayor of the two bit town that was Ponyville
>You don't know what kept her here
>In any case she was a wonderful boss and the two of you enjoyed a friendly working relationship with one another
>And so you weren't surprised when she'd appointed you as her personal secretary
>You can still feel the daggers your coworkers had shot into your back that day - their jockeying having come to naught
>This resulted in an office next to her's, higher pay, cushy benefits
>And a rather intimate look into her personal life
>On top of your regular duties you had the added responsibilities of avoiding the conniving Equestrian press, warding off various business ponies and their 'donations' and assuring the mayor's mother that she had moved out of home 30 years ago and was perfectly capable of looking after herself
>Well, maybe not completely capable
>You'd noticed a few of the mayor's quirks and one was that she couldn't even style her own mane
>You'd even seen old pictures of her wearing it pink!
>In any case it as just another duty for you to handle
>>27915614
>Being so involved in her personal life established a great degree of trust between the two of you and before long she had you appointed as her unofficial chief consolant to her disastrous dating life
>It was when she'd struck out on not 1, but three suitors within just a week of one another that you knew you had to take action to restore her shattered confidence
>And so you'd arranged a delivery of flowers to her office. Nothing much, just enough to let her know that someone cared
>Not she would know they from you, of course, but a 'secret admirer'
>You'd ducked in early just so you could place them on her desk yourself and see her reaction from your own
>This was gonna be great!
>Taking your place at your own desk, you pretend to busy yourself with some papers
>3
>You see the door swing open and the mayor mumble a polite hello your way
>She was exhausted, as she always was in the mornings, and could barely lift her eyelids
>2
>The mayor heads towards her office, sipping busily at a cup of coffee
>1
>Noticing the bouquet of flowers, she looks around the mostly empty office and into yours
>They couldn't have been for her after all
>You peek up from behind your desk and try to conceal your smile
>As the mayor picks up the bouquet, however, you notice a flash of white fall from them and your heart sinks
>The mayor notices this too and your breath catches in your throat as she reads the fallen receipt addressed to a Mr Anonymous and turns towards you
>You stare dumbly at your boss as a cacophony of emotions cross her face
>Shock, flattery, anger, irritation, embarrassment
>Finally, with a huff, she turns and closes the door between her office and yours for the first time since you'd started as her assistant
>You exhale and sink forward onto your desk
>How could you have been so stupid?
Bump while we wait for based writefag.
>>27915616
This is a nice story.
>>27916674
So. When do you think writefag be back?
Who calls their daughter "mare"?
>>27917454
A pedophile.
>>27917454
It's ponyland, there are weirder names.
>>27917454
Ms. and Mr. Mare.
>>27917454
What if it's pronounced Mary?
>>27911206
What sort of music do you think they jammed out to back in their younger years?
>>27915616
more
>>27919696
They rocked out to Wham, but they weren't big Limp Bizkit fans. But once they thought they'd get a hand on a member of Duran Duran.
>>27919779
I bet Mare Mayor was a pretty Madonna fan while Cheerilee was more keen on Cyndi Lauper. They liked Hall and Oates equally but liked their bigger songs better.
>You're listening to Make It Big as you type this
>>27917454
Clearly she changed her name when she ran for office.
Gentlemen, I give you a crack ship fic involving scandalous involvement with a certain gryphon.
I give you, The Mayor and the Griffon.
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/49794/the-mayor-and-the-griffon
Enjoy.
>>27920225
I remember seeing that when looking for another fic.
Bump out of love for Mayor Mare.
We will never read anymore.
http://archived.moe/mlp/thread/27493628/#27494710
>>27921777
Hot.
Also checked.
