Congratulations , you are now in a romantic relationship with your pony wafui somehow
just than a portal form earth reveals your family
how would they react to you fuckin colorful magic horses
>>27909262
>"Mom, dad, this is Celestia, my gi-, marefriend."
>Dad:"Oh thank you, thank you, thaaank you. See, honey, told you he wasn't gay."
>Mom:"SHE'S A HORSE."
>Dad: "A REAL LIVE BREATHING FEMALE HAS TAKEN AN INTEREST IN OUR SON, THIS IS NOTHING SHORT OF A FUCKING MIRACLE!"
>>27909262
They would probably just be happy I finally have a girlfriend.
>>27909262
>"Told you he wasn't gay." replied the sister.
>"At least he isn't gay." said the father.
>"You would fuck a horse." announced the brother.
>"Oh dear god what are you doing?!" shouted the mother.
>"There goes 20 dollars..." peeped the uncle.
They really don't care.
>>27909262
They'd probably probably be happy that I'm just sticking it in something alive.
They would be happy to see me again, I guess.
I don't remember if it was in AiE or satyr, but there was a story about just such an occasion.
Anon had married AJ and through ______, his family had arrived in Equestria for the wedding.
Braeburn also hit on Anon's brother.
>>27909295
You mean you never told them about that time you fucked the family dog?
>>27910143
so effin funnie, /b/ro!!1
>>27910158
Mad
>>27910174
You forgot your frog, /r/funnychan.
>>27910186
Still mad
>>27909262
Not sure about me, but they might be disappointed in your lack of punctuation.
>>27909262
If they too were transported to the world of magical talking equines, I don't think they'd care, aside from being happy that I'm happy.
You all are looking at this through the "i'm fucking a horse" lense vs the "i'm fucking a magical talking horse capable of intelligent rational thought and sometimes flight or magic (sometimes both)."
>>27909276
THIS
>mom would support my decision, she doesnt care just support my country(fasicst mom)
>Dad would make fun of it like always, but I find it funny too, we are joking each other always (Yes, I felt bad, but he told me he is joking, I stoped beibg sensitive) he would be bothered, but would still support me.
>Mah younger sister would say: "I knew it!" But she would support me, with some cringe feeling.
>mah younger brother would say "uuuuh... ok..." he would not say anything, but he would feel cringe.
>>27910917
P.s.
Implying they dont know it already(exept my dad). But they let me be free until I dont hurt anyone.
