Mares belong to stallions not men!
FUCK OFF APES!!
>>27908455
>Belong
What's the problem, colt? Did mom caught you clopping to neighponese animation?
what is this maresoginy, mares belong to themselves as all individuals.
except spike, he is a slave
>>27908455
We'll trade you our women for mares
>>27908455
That's okay Anon, Griffs are more my thing anyway.
>>27908455
Mare pussy was MADE for ape cock
>>27908455
>2016
>Not being into snek
Plebeian stallions fucking everywhere
>>27908455
Truly epic, here's your (You), my friend.
>>27908469
[tumblr intensifies]
>>27908472
I want furries to leave
>>27908472
lol it's like the wings on her head are her form of wingboner
>>27908455
>>27908467
Take note, Lyra, that's a very reasonabl-
>Belong
...now, wait a fucking second.
>>27908455
COLTS GET OUT OF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27908484
Don't make me get Vahlen in here
>>27908490
Furries fuck horses too, retard. You're not above them at all.
There's no colts on the Internet. Balls or gtfo.
>>27908493
>/aco/
>not /d/
;_;7
>Only human in Equestria
>mares love you for your superior stamina
>you have a bunch of them following you at all times
>dripping marecum and winking right in front of you
>hot wifes and MILFs cheat on their husbands just to experience the power of your HMD
>Stallions bust in rage and envy
>they can't pleasure the opposite gender the way you do
>they're inferior
Feels good
>>27908532
Fuck off, dumb chrysposter.
>>27908455
Clearly, the mares are all into the HMD and you're just gonna have to deal with it.
Marefillies never seem to grasp anything beyond their own virginities, so I wasn't expecting intelligence.
>>27908744
>Only human in Equestria
>Must hold onto traditional values
>DEUS VULT
>Wait as long as it takes to find your pure waifu
>Stay with her alone to the dismay of many
>>27908818
Anon is a white, straight cis male by default
Humans need to kill themselves, all of them.
>>27908455
i heard that celestia is hiding an actual human for her personal pleasure at the canterlot castle
So /mlp/would you hold your waifu's hooves.I would.
>>27908846
This is a blue board Anon, don't be so lewd.
>>27908744
>Still beliving size doesnt matter
>>27908982
>being a cuck
>>27908846
If only I couldenjoy a romantic sunset picnic with her.Then I would.
>>27909101
if only I could have sex with her, I would.
>>27909101
>enjoy a romantic sunset picnic
Get out newfag
>>27908455
Fucking apes stealing all of our white mares.
>>27908846
THIS IS A CELESTIAN BOARD, HOW DARE YOU?
>>27908993
You mad?
>>27909162
Think you forgot your meme frog, champ.
>>27909176
Doesn't matter, your tiny human dick couldn't properly pleasure a mare not even a small pony.
>>27909192
Projecting's not healthy, kid.
Chalk this up to a loss and try again tomorrow.
>>27909202
Facts hurt, eh?
>>27909202
Eh hes not entirely right but if stallions were to last half as long as humans they'd compensate with lenght and thickness.
15 min is still a lot of sex of we take 30 min as average
>>27909663
You know the average man really lasts only 2-5 min?
>>27908822
Why wouldn't he be?
It's the second highest form of existence on Earth (After white women), why not take that with you to ponyland?
>>27909894
>After white women
Beta orbiter detected
kill all humans
all humans need to die
>>27909192
Oh look, another cunt who thinks he understand horse anatomy.
Seriously, it's not even fun debunking you faggots anymore.
t. veterinarian horsefucker.
>>27909906
You're not making any sense.
I criticize women and you think that makes me an orbiter?
Some TYT-level logic on your part.
>>27909909
Oh look, another 'veterinarian'.
Amazing how many of them are browsing /mlp/...
>>27910014
Not that Anon, but from what I've read the "G-spot" of a mare is not very far inside of her, so pretty much everyone should be able to reach it.
Also their labia seems to be pretty sensitive.
>>27910014
Nice ellipses, faggot.
>>27908455
Why say this when none of FIM's characters are real.
>>27910084
Source?
>>27910231
Just google "horse g-spot" because I certainly won't do it on my brother's laptop.
>>27909778
>this is what colts say to themselves
>>27908455
Is that Generator Rex?
HOW CAN HORSE BOYS EVEN COMPETE
>>27910259
They don't have to.
Their equipment is designed to perfectly sastisfy a mares need in short time while the little human can hump for minutes untile the mares kicks him off of boredom.
>>27910241
Nothing.
The only thing i found was that old "how to pleasure your mare" guide and nothing else.
>>27908784
Mega Dux confirmed!
>>27910331
I don't even know who I am anymore...
>>27910014
It's not that surprising.
Most clinics have open spots all the time and the coursework to become one is lax as fuck compared to other fields of medicine.
Pays well, less armchair doctors than human hospitals and no junkies to treat.
>>27910506
What
Was that your first time there?
>>27910755
Yes and I liked it a lot more than I liked it way more than I thought I would
>>27910331
Careful, I took one month of "not posting" for sharing links like that.(Was about newfags who wouldn't believe that a human girl could "handle" an actual horse)
>>27908455
>Stallions only last 5 to 10 secs before nuttin
>?Apes" can last up to more than an hour
HOW CAN STALLIONS EVEN COMPETE
Would put dick in it
>I like that how the skirt doesnt bother "my way in".
>>27908982
Ponies are very small compared to our horses.
Our penises probably our bigger.
>>27911033
They can't, they just act assblasted when you remind them.
>>27908455
That's fine, I prefer humanized anyway.
>>27911097
Not even the glim glam fags and their autistic nu glim/old glim cancer are as bothersome as you queers.
>>27909894
White women fuck dogs and read buzzfeed. Literal subhumans, only good when men keep them in line.
>>27911137
and still they're at the top of the hierarchy in today's society.
>>27908982
It does but not in the way you think. According to medical studies it's thickness and not length that matters, and even then those same studies showed that it seems to matter more to women for one-night stands than it does for long-term partners. Most of the nerves in the vagina are concentrated near the entrance and most women who have had sex with guys that had dicks long enough to poke their cervix complain that it hurts a bit when they hit that area.
http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/271647.php
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/penis-size-studies-what-does-science-say-about-length-erection-shoe-sizes-all-other-myths-1538245
http://www.medicaldaily.com/what-women-want-penis-size-matters-one-night-stands-not-long-term-relationships-287256
Women who do belittle guys for their dick size only do because they know how much it bothers us and use that as an avenue to get under our skin.
>>27908472
>You will never have mind-breaking sex with Gilda
>>27908455
rarity belongs to everyone at least one time in their lives
>>27911084
A pony stallion has still a bigger dick.
>>27911084
Nah, a pony's member is still bigger than a human one (unless you're Roberto Cabrera).
>>27912464
>>27912572
the angle
Tell me about the human body
How the hell can it move and contort in such strange ways?
>>27912654
Only if you tell me about Bane!
Why does he wear the mask?
>>27912709
Because he got his face jacked up by prisoners in a pit, duh.
The mask keeps the pain away
Humans go home!
Has /mlp/ and /mlp/ crossed dimensions like this before?
>>27914223
this is /mlh/, nice roleplay "human"
post hands or gtfo
>>27914862
How's this?
Where all the white mares at?
>>27915034
We need to build a wall.
>>27915073
And make the griffons pay for it.
>>27909104
This shouldn't make me laugh goddamit
>>27908455
How about you let us love who we want to love, you humanophobic cuck! When will the stallions let us love our cute little mares openly?!
>>27911244
post proof
>>27908455
As a black man I am hung like a stallion. Does that count?
>>27908455
The single mare belongs to whoever she wants
>not being a mare yourself
>>27908455
>Attention whorsing
>Mad because can't compete
you are one of the reasonthe other is that my husbando is simply perfect
>>27915346
Stop your cuck fantasies
>>27914887
That's some damn near show perfect art, which artist is that?
>>27908818
>DESU VULT
ftfy
>>27916788
He doesn't need fantasies, as he's already acook
