You get to Equestria, and on top of that you get to pick any title you want for yourself.
Princess, King, Queen, Dragon Lord, or Village Idiot, it doesn't matter, it's your now with all the pros and cons that comes with it.
(Pic unrelated)
>1 become dragon lord
>2 command princess ember to make sex at me
>3 ???????
>4 profit
I become the Secret.
A being locked away in a magic vault, kept in stasis by the Princesses for times of dire need. I am only to be awakened as a last resort, when harmonic magic fails and pure force is the only alternative.
>>27906454
Spaghetti Pockets Anonymous
>>27907431
That sounds fucking stupid.
As my waifu's husbando.
Eden's Knight. It's the coolest thing I can think of.
But that won't fly soDRUID KNIGGA
>>27906454
Normal citizen pony would be best experience.
>>27907649
This guy gets it.
the gary stu
>>27906454
I become an edgy alicorn OC and rule Equestria as the eternal ruler!
>>27907594
How so?
I'm not him, but being a secret weapon for Equestria would be kind of cool.
>>27906454
I'll become the skeleton man. Part man, part skeleton.
>>27907668
>no dual shield knight
>>27906454
Any title?
S.t.a.l.k.e.r
>>27909700
But would youget out of here?
>>27909700
>>27910092
Anuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...
>>27906454
>Princess Anon
And when they ask I tell them I sexually identify as a women
>>27906454
Anything...?
>>27909700 but with BB and Revolver Ocelot skills.
>>27906454
>The Princesses assemble to meet all incoming Anon's
>"Hello, I am Princess Celestia, welcome."
>'Hi, Anonymous, Safety Inspector From Sector 7-G.'
>And down the line
>"Hello, I am Princess Celestia, welcome."
>'Howdy, Anonymous, Assistant Manager Strickland Propane, Taste the meat not the heat.'
>>27906454
Archmage.
>>27906454
But what time period? Am I allowed to be Commander Hurricane in the early fragile ages of Equestria, leading my Pegasi legions to glory against those who would threaten the Pony Union's borders? Griffons, Dragons, Parasprites, doesn't matter.
>>27906454
DOOM Marine
>>27906454
Princess Celestia
>>27910419
you clever bastard...
>>27906454
Fuck it Time Lord
>>27908722
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9u_v9H24PfY
>>27910406
Haha, great fucking pic.
>>27910497
Yeah, it's from what, 2012 I think.
>>27906454
Breeder
>>27910309
CHEEKI
BREEKIiv damke
>>27906454
I believe that all noblemen are equal. I'd love a honorary title though, for example a cup-bearer or something like that.
>>27906454
Probably just like a citizen or something, not much of a leader.
I claim the title of Shield Baron.
I am a nigh immovable force, an impenetrable wall of meat and metal. However, I have absolutely no offensive capabilities other than bashing people with my shields. I cannot kill or be killed.
I want to be the captain of the pony Enterprise and lead a crew of ponies into the vastness of space, exploring the cosmos and bringing ponykind into its next stage.
>>27906454
>prince
She will let me do rape to her?
>>27908626
Agreed. Fuck neighsayers and downers.
I'd probably just be boring old Anon, the only one of my own kind in Equestria.
>What I would do:
Probably the same thing I do here, but without the internet.Which would then be me being left with my thoughts...
>>27906454
Penis Inspector
I pick Hacksaw Mcgraw, memelord and scourge of faggots
seriously wish i had your people's address i would make a murder vid and release it for the masses and prove that no matter how much "loveandtolerancebullshit" you have it all ends the same with you on your knees screaming while im gutting you with a hacksaw.
>>27906454
oh a job change?
ill be the Moon Marauder.
Probably some sort of scientist or some shit. What am I supposed to do with a web design degree
