what are you attracted to /mlp/? Poll: http://www.strawpoll.me/10756302
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I strongly hope those votes for real life women are just ironic.
>>27902578
They probably aren't. This is Neo Mlp.
>>27902546
You should really only allow voters to pick 3 or five of the choices but that's just me and my 8 picks talking.
>>27902688
Same. Made me realize I'd fuck a lot of things. Doesn't care either way master race is the master of the lesser races as the term master race indicates.
>>27902546
>still no floor tiles
Are you fucking kidding me?
>>27902666
All humanized is neo-/mlp/. Even technically.
>>27902688
Most people are going to be picking that much.
>>27902717
and why didnrt you use the appropriate image?????
mega fucking faggot
fuck u
>>27902745
Dumb frogposter
>>27902750
that was quick
>>27902728
Humanized threads have been around since before you even came to this board.
Don't say you've been here since the beginning, because it's already obvious that you haven't.
>>27902772
Humanized, and especially eqg, have always been shunned. I was here before /mlp/ was created.
>>27902758
Dumb frogposter
>>27902789
stop it
>>27902781
It doesn't matter, they have always been popular. Just like EQG.
I has nothing to do with "neo /mlp/". The same amount of people as back then hate it now.
>>27902745
Because I want to bully Fluttershy into drinking my piss. This is a critical life-defining priority for me.
>you will never corner her on her way home from the market
>you will never pull her hair till she cries
>you will never tell her to open her whore mouth already
>you will never mock and make puns about her piss yellow coat while you urinate down her throat
I mean my god, why live? Why go on?
Post what you picked.
>ponies
>griffons
>dragons
>satyrs
>centaurs
>real life mares
>>27902781
Not entirely true: humanized once was kinda accepted as "inevitable cancer". I still remember many threads, in 2012-3 that capped the limit (125, back then, IIRC) with limited whining.
It was only after Powershy, that they became seriously hated.
>>27902781
That is complete bullshit. Before EqG nobody gave a shit about humanized threads existing except when Powershy was being an autistic sperg.
Next you're going to say >no hooves didn't start ironically.
>>27902825
Are really hope that you're piss is clear or at least light. Fully yellow piss disgusts me and is unhealthy.
>>27902836
I'm just going to say that ">no hooves is ironic" thing is less than a year old.
>>27902855
Your* sorry
>Ponies
>Anthro Ponies
>Humanized Ponies/Equestria Girls
>Anime girls
>Cartoon (non-anime) Girls
>Video Game Girls
>3D Animated Girls
>Real life women
>>27902802
Dumb frogposter
>>27902855
Haha! I can tell you're a subby pissdrinker, they all say that. "Please drink lots of water before you come over!".
>you probably will piss down a real-life girl's throat
There are a few boons in this filthy pony-less universe and subsluts are one of them.
>>27902546
>you share a board with people who voted 'real life women'
>>27902742
I guess. But I think it skews the results when you can just pick all you like instead of your top 3.
>>27902861
Anon, the phrase "no hooves" comes from a specific thread in which a guy started posting pictures of human women to try and cure /mlp/ of its horsefuckery and anons photoshopped various horse attributes onto the pictures then went on about how much more attractive they had become. At the end of the thread, everyone had a laugh about how disturbed the OP was by the whole thing.
It was a joke, plain and simple.
>ponies in first, followed very closely by every single human choice
JUST
>>27902861
Because people started unironically enforcing it. You wouldn't have seen people point out that it was ironic back then, because most people already knew and no one was flaunting it as a lifestyle.
Like furfags needing to be validated by informing others about their abnormal hobbies. The culture shifted thanks to obnoxious insecure faggots becoming the vocal majority.
>>27902966
I remember that thread and no hooves existed before that. I didn't save it though, so have some rarely posted shit.
>>27902975
For the longest time hooves > no hooves was considered an obvious truth, then humanfaggotry started really getting out of hand and then "it has always been ironic" damage control started.
>>27902882
>subby piss drinker
I would be pissed off by this, but you're right. Who the fuck wouldn't drink their won mare's piss? Although I never did any sort of kinky role play with anybody. I wouldn't trust anyone with that. But, I did "buy" some samples. Had to get properly drunk beforehand.
>humans
I can only blame instincts. More power to you, I guess.
>>27902910
392 votes
Only 20 attracted to real mares
I'm incredibly disappointed in you /mlp
>>27903028
>I remember that thread and no hooves existed before that
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/text/%22no%20hooves%22/order/asc/
Of the handful of times it was actually used before that, only a few are even in the same context.
>For the longest time hooves > no hooves was considered an obvious truth
Relative privation of popular opinion, how does that have anything to do with the fact that humanized threads existed since the creation of the board or that they weren't spammed with >no hooves before EqG became a thing?
>then humanfaggotry started really getting out of hand
Again, nobody gave as much of a shit until after EqG came out and "momma" Faust came here after bitching about it on twitter. And since the majority loved and respected her, they went nuclear on everything they presumed she didn't like. Non-EqG humanized ended up getting caught in the crossfire. What happened next was basically >pic related.
Newfags came in and saw that shitting on humanized by spamming >no hooves was the only acceptable response, ad infinitum and perpetuating the issue.
What a mess.
>>27903270
Quite the quality of your post. I give it a chicken tendies honor.
