You arrive in Canterlot as the only human. What do you do as your introduction?
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>>27897908
Claim it for the Galactic Empire.
>>27897908
Bow to Celestia as a sign of peace. Tell her I mean no harm, them buy a house in Canterlot.
>>27897908
Scream at the top of my lungs "FUCK YOU /mlp/ I MADE IT TO EQUESTRIA, SUCK MY EQUESTRIAN DICK YOU COCKMONGLERS I DID IT WOOOO FUCKING LAD EAT SHIT EVERYONE WHO SAID I WOULD NEVER DO I FUCK YOU GUYS HERE I AM"
and then ask everyone to call me "Sir Anonymous"
Kindly request Equestria becomes a tributary for the Khanate.
>>27897926
>you will never hurl highly vulgar slurs at your former fellow shitposters on /mlp/ when you successfully arrive in Equestria
>>27897931>Tfw one day I will and you wont
>>27897908
Draw Pythagoras' Pants on the ground.
>>27897947
Now now, Anon, I know such things are hard to accept, but you must come to accept it.
>>27897956whatever helps you sleep at night buddy
>>27897908
I introduce myself as a human, a creature that comes from a far away land in peace and friendship.
Also I establish right from the start that my people don't do formality as a matter of our culture so I never have to bow, scrape or act formally. As long as they think it's a part of my native culture to treat everyone normally regardless of status they'll be cool about it because honestly I really can't stand formality and I absolutely despise bowing.
>>27897908
>random bullshit happens and now you just dropped right into Canterlot
>gain awareness of surroundings
>see various colored ponies looking at you
>a large white horse with wings and a horn approaches you
>She asks what you might be.
>You raise a finger telling her to hold on
>checks pants
>dong is still intact
>give her a thumbs up
"we good."
>>27898763
>yfw dong is gone
>>27897908
Wake up.
unsheathe my katana and teleport behind them of course!
Only one way to make an intro like this.
>Changeling drone attacks, blast it out of the sky.
"Alright, you primitive screwheads, listen up. This is my BOOMSTICK!"
Teleportation probably makes you thirsty as fuck
>>27897908
Launch myself at Celestia.
"I am the man who grabs the sun!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YtGaba6rR4
>finger Applejack
>finger Pinkie Pie
>finger Fluttershy
>finger Rainbow Dash
>fuck Twilight Sparkle
>lock Whore in a chastity belt and make her watch me finger and fuck her friends while her burning need to be a cumrag is locked away.
>>27897908
I get in touch with Pinkie and together we open the portal for the rest of you.
Let the age of >rape begin.
>>27900425
Don't.
I have to do things today, I can't be stuck with that kind of thing going through my head.
>>27897908
Start screaming John Madden with the occasional aeiou.
>>27897908
find Rarity and rape her.
>>27897908
PRAISE THE SUN!
>>27900425
>you will never force Rarity to tongue her friends' rank ponuts with the empty promise of giving her release
>you will never squeeze all the toothpaste and mouthwash she has down the drain so she can't wash the taste and stink out of her mouth
>you will never superglue the key to her chastity belt's padlock and snap it's handle off, while gently promising the whore that she'll NEVER cum again
>>27900889
>You will never discover she detests anal
>You will never tell her its possible to train her to cum from anal
>She will never have to get over herself and give in so she can cum
>It will never take a year before she can cum from anal
>You will never attach the anal panel to her chastity belt soon after she learns to cum anally.
>>27900425
>>27900889
>>27900924
Her estrus cycle will be torture.... This pleases me
>>27897908
"we are mortal and fragile. But even if we are tortured or wounded, we'll fight to survive. You should feel the pain we feel and understand. I am the messenger that will deliver you to that pain and understanding."
>>27900457
You would become a god among shitposters
[/spoiler]you'd still be a faggot though[/spoiler]
>>27897923
With what money?
>>27897908
Scream like a banchee in fear and then run away and hide in a filthy alley way cowering, winning the simpathy the of the princesses who will take me in as a lost refugee and grow close to them as friends, then one fateful spring, when the princesses need t sate their heat without getting pregnant, I'd remind them that I am a different species and that I couldn't get them pregnant, and that I have high stamina.
https://youtu.be/2sSofokAIiw
Make the claim that I could easily bring the imperial fleet of Earth to equestria the same way I arrived and attempt to rule over Equestria with an iron fist sitting upon a throne of lies.
>>27897908
Show them Turkish Superman.
Then show them American Superman.
Tell them the first version was made by who you'd find throughout most of our world. The latter was made in the United States of America and it should be clear then that we are the 'Equestria' of our world.
>>27900753
The only legitimate points on here is showing them we understand math and the universe on some level.
>>27897908
>>27903966
Wait, one punch mane WORRYING?!
when the fuck does he ever show emotion at all besides boredom?!
>>27897908
Say hello
>>27903945
>implying they use the same numeral system
I'll sit and open my melodic box or play a musical instrument.
Language barrier aside, they will understand music.
>>27898680
What makes you think they'll be cool with that? Just because the modern west lets people get away with pedophilia, mass sexual assault, carrying daggers to school and other bullshit because of "culture" doesn't mean Equestria is so thoroughly stupid as to follow that example.
>>27905649
Stupidity is relative anon.
