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Rarity needs help carrying her books, but if you do, there's a chance you'll be late to class
Do you help her?
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>>27894947
Nigga I'd eat my own cum if she told me to you think I give a fuck about being late to some shitty class?
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>>27894947
Yes
But not with the intention of trying to get laid
Just to build a healthy friendship with her
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Depends on the class.
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>>27894947
I'll carry a book or two, class is shit anyway and befriending her to get to the others is up there.
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>>27894947
>this bitch
>does this fucking stacy cunt just think you're going to drop what you're doing to help her?
>like if she's late to whatever dumbass home ec class, it'll be the end of the world for her?
>dumb slut she's probably just used to batting those lashes and having men fall at her feet
>..which look really nice, damn
>chh, whatever, maybe when you're finished scoffing you'll find the time to say 'uhh, no'
>"Thank you so much, darling, that was very kind of you~"
>'Huh?'
>"We're here, my next class. Thanks again."
>'Oh uh, yeah, no problem.'
>y-you'll make st. rodge proud next time, anon
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>>27894947
I'd dupe Derpy into carrying the books for her, and go to class 15 minutes later after going to get 8 nacho cheese dorito tacos from Taco Bell
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>>27894947
>I'd be late to class

Wow, it's fucking nothing
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>>27895037
>being nice for the sake of nicety is a bad thing
Wow. You sure showed that beta how much of a loser he is.
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>>27894955
This. Friends are few and far between.

Besides, when it comes to being me, there are 2 things that can be considered: #1. I'm not so out-of-shape that I can't sprint to class. More importantly, the hallways are more empty when the timer shy's from making people late, so it's even easier to run.
#2... And this one's even way more important, most teachers aren't so anal about being late by a few seconds. (Plus, it pays to be nice to people, teachers included.)

Anyhow, I want a nice, platonic (and polite) Anon helping out Rarity. (If I were any good at writing others... I would attempt it myself...)
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>>27894947
I wasn't a shallow twat in highschool like everyone else. Yeah, I'd rather be late to class than abandon someone who needs help.
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>>27895079
>most teachers aren't so anal about being late by a few seconds
You haven't been to my school
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Rarity is already beautiful, but when she wears her glasses?
Hnnnnnnnggggggg!
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>>27895037
If I wanted to go out with someone I'm not going to try to act like her pal but straight up ask if she wants to go out
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>>27895063
>
not recognizing banter
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>>27895133
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>>27894947
Only if I get to cum on her glasses and make her walk around with them on
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>>27894947
of course
>I take her books, while I leave mine on the floor
>we get to class.
>all the desks are full
>let her sit in my desk while I set on the floor
>she falls asleep during class
>the bell rings
>she wakes up
"you don't have to tell me what happened in math class but you do have to take this"
>I hand her a bunch of notes
>they're all pictures of dickbutt
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>>27894947
"Sorry Rarity, I value my own education and success more than your pussy. See you around!"
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>>27894955
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>>27896373
>"But Anon, you're next class is gym"
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>>27894947
>You stare from your locker across the hall at a struggling Rarity.
>Your cold lifeless eyes burrow into her helpless form as you remember an incident years past, that still haunts you to this day.
>A few minutes remain until the bell sounds for class, and to leave this "Pure, and beautiful maiden" to her own devices would surely result in her being tardy to her next class. A class you both share called chemistry.
>"Oh dear! Mnnf!"
>She fumbles around with the heavy textbooks, trying to keep them in a neat and orderly stack.
>Slamming your locker, attracts her attention from across.
>"O-oh! Anonymous honey! I didn't notice you there!"
>You narrow your eyes.
"...."
>"Could you be a dear, and help me carry these books? They're oh so heavy!"
>And here comes the butterfly kisses.
>It's enough to boil your fucking blood. The nerve!
>After what she did to you last year she has the heart to ask YOU for a favor?? YOU?!
"Sure thing Rarity. I'll give you a hand."
>She seductively grins as she prepares to give you half of her load.
>Not today.
>You give her a welcoming smile before, smacking those shits down like Shaq.
>You even jumped when you did it for extra hang time.
>"Anon! Wh-"
>Rarity drops to her knees from the force of the impact.
>The books scatter across the floor, as students look on in shock at your actions.
"Suck it slut. Did you think I forgot the spring ball?"
>Tears and mascara begin to run down her face, as she looks up at you silently.
>You kick her Social studies textbook, sliding it down the hall behind her.
"Have fun being late for class! Enjoy that detention and say hi to Rainbow for me okay?"
>You give her a DX crotch chop walking backwards, with a satisfied grin.
>Rarity continues to watch you as you stroll away nonchalantly
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>>27896738
What the fuck?
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>>27896738
>You give her a DX crotch chop walking backwards
Godfuckingdamnit, that was an actual thing I did in school at one point
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>>27896738
>Raribullying
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>>27896759
>>27896801
>>27896882
You don't like?
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>>27897011
What, no, I thought it was funny.
I'm >>27896801
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>>27895823
Glasses are the single sexiest thing a girl can wear
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>>27897011
It was funny, but Rarity is not for bullying
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>>27897031
My man
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>>27897031
I would prove you wrong, but I can't
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>>27896738
So what happened at the spring ball? I'm curious to know if Anon is validated in his actions, or if it's his own misunderstanding.
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>>27897053
>It wasn't even Rarity, Anon just confused her for another girl
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>>27897053
Anon...are you telling me to....Continue?
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>>27897065
If you're interested to write more, and you've got an idea of where to take it, go for it. I don't think I'm the only one who would like to see where it goes.
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>>27896738
Why? Just... why?
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>>27896738
What did rarity do to anon? You left that out.
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>>27896713
That's were all the totally hetero homo-tension is at though. You're not helping your case
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>>27897420
To build interest anon.
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>>27897011
Do NOT bully Rarara. it was funny though
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Can't I just give spike the chance instead... Non dog spike? Maybe?
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I want to see more Rarity bullying.
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>>27897527
>Wanting to get cucked
>by Spike
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>>27897535
Rarity
Is not
For bully
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>>27897543

and that's why bullying her would be even better.
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>>27897510
Oh... well don't just leave me hanging. MOAR!
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>>27897552
Why would you bully this pure creature?
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>>27897535
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>>27897560
Same reason lucy tore my waifu's arms off.
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>>27897560
>>27897567

Because, the more Pure something is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
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>>27897572
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>>27897573
>phone posting
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>>27897572
I'd corrupt her, with my cock
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>>27897579
>shitty memeing
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>>27897538
I don't like rarity in that way, I prefer twilight.
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So, in what ways would you bully Rarity?
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>>27897599
Simple.
I wouldn't.
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>>27897596
>getting cucked by a Brad

Ayy lmao
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>>27897617
I fucking... You know what? Flash MIGHT be an okay option for Twilight, IF HE HAD A PERSONALITY! As it stands, he's not hard to compete with in that department.
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>>27897613

>Not wanting to dump a bucket of water on her and her stylish new outfit before class and pin it on Sunset Shimmer
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>>27897633
I wouldn't do that to her
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>>27897572
>muh edgy reasoning
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>implying that Rarity didn't utterly crush anon resulting in his attack
Sure is tumblr here
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>>27894947
I'll apologize and tell her I'm in a rush, but still skip class and hide away somewhere to brood.
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>>27894947
The class can wait.
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>>27897662
Rarity wouldn't do that
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>>27897705
>implying
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>>27897715
She represents generosity
She wouldn't bully anyone
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>>27897743
Maybe she was giving out generous amounts of abuse
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>>27897764
>"This is a generous beating!"
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>>27897599
Tie her up and dye her hair green, and then force her to watch her cat claw all the newest dresses she made, than I give sweetie bell a mohawk.
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>>27897828
DEVILISH
E
V
I
L
I
S
H
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>>27894955
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>>27894955
yfw
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>>27894947
>help carrying books
#just3rdworldthings
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>>27896738
What did she do?
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>>27897629
>Getting cucked by what might as well be a cardboard cutout of a douchebag
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>>27894947
I'd question why I'm lurking the schoolgrounds years after I've graduated.
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Literally perfect.
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>>27898307
Alright Alright Alright
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>>27898334
Literally
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>>27897011
I'd like to see some more
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>>27898467
Later on
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>>27898832
Please don't bully Rarity
She did nothing wrong
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Also I meant " a year in the past" not "years past"
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>>27898860
>[She] did nothing wrong.
Now where did I see such a phrase before?
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>>27899150
She really hasn't done anything to deserve getting bullied
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>>27895079
>>27895096
This.
My school had this thing where if you were late to class, they shuffled you off to another room and lectured your ass about it for a couple of minutes and gave you a warning. At 3 warnings you got detention. The teachers were also told that they had to close their doors when the bell rang and they weren't allowed to let students leave their rooms for the first 5 minutes after the bell, because even with a pass they'd still get in trouble. It was some bullshit.
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>There are people in this thread who would bully a defenseless Rarity
http://youtu.be/1l0-6QsMNTg
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>>27899235
I would
Rarity needs bullying
I would wait for her to go to the bathroom, and block the door
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>>27899248
>Rarity needs bullying
Why? Tell me, you monster
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>>27899254
She doesn't get it, so she needs it
I'd also glue her papers together
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>>27894947
I really do hate this chick.
But as a gentleman, it's my job to help everyone I can. No matter who it is.
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>>27899269
>glue
>not using your cum
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>>27899269
You're a monster
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>>27899291
I'd strategically take her homework and important notes, and hide them in obscure locations throughout the school
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>>27897773
Ha
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>>27899308
Please, stop...
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>>27899324
I'd find out her phone number and sign her up for about 25 different telemarketers
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>>27898350
God just look at fluttershy in the corner. I don't even need to see the rest to know she's spilling spaghetti
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>>27899338
No more...
No more you madman!
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>>27897031
>what are stockings
>what is lingerie
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>>27899345
I'd text her pretending to be whatever faggot she likes at the time, invite her to eat at a restaurant, tell her to get a couple of the higher priced items on the menu and that I'll be right there, and watch discretely from the parking lot as she sits there disappointed.
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>>27899345
I would mod her headphones so one side always plays at lower volume than the other
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>>27897031
Glasses sucks. Socks>>>>>>>>>>>>>all
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>>27899358
They are literally nothing compared to a good pair of glasses
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>>27899365
But anon, what if the faggot she likes,
Is you?
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>>27899379
wew, thanks friendo
First time i really disagree with someone on /mlp/
like, REALLY.
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>>27899385
I'd do it anyway, Rarishit is fucking shit
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>>27899150
>X did nothing wrong
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>>27899386
>he doesn't like glasses
Faggot detected
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>>27899385
Then that'll make it all the better when I see her the next day and elbow jab her in the side as I walk by
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>>27899393
It's probably because having to wear them every fucking hour of the day is annoying as fuck
i hate glasses now

Also, even if i have a fetish for sex with clothes, i really can't bear glasses, it's just annoying as fuck.
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>>27899394
(But what anon doesn't realize is that Rarity interprets his bullying as signs that he likes her)
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>>27899401
fuck worded that wrong, sex while wearing clothes, not having sex with clothes
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>>27899405
>Valentines Day
>act like I'm confessing love to her
>she's ecstatic
>break the illusion
>laugh in her face
Problem solved
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>>27899413
Your flippancy only makes her want you more
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>>27899421
Then I'll do the one thing she can't mistake
Public humiliation
>slip gay porno mags into her locker
>they fall out when she opens it
Or maybe
>get pic of her
>place ads with her face around town advertising her 'services'
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>>27899454
She is merely flattered that you put all of that time and effort in just to get her attention
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>>27899472
I could always pull the ole baseball bat to the legs when no one else is around
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>>27899476
Now you've gone from gentle bullying to full on assault with a deadly weapon.
And you were doing so well too
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>>27899484
>baseball bat
>deadly weapon
Britain pls
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>>27899486
Let someone take a bat to your head and see what happens
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>>27899486
The point is, Rarity is not bullyable and you shouldn't try it
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>>27899501
What if I bullied Sweetie Belle? Would Rarity be affected then?
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>As you walk down the hallway to your next class, you see a struggling Rarity out of the corner of your eye.
“Oh, god…”
>You keep your head down and cross your fingers. Maybe if you don’t make a sound-
>”Oh, Anon!”
>Fuck.
>You force a smile that makes your cheeks hurt before turning to face her.
“R-Rarity! What a… surprise!”
>”Ah, yes…” When she tries to stand up, two books fall from the stack she’s carrying.
>An awkward silence passes between the two of you before she gives you a pleading look.
>”Um, darling, can you help me with these-”
“-Sorry, I have to make it to class.”
>Sidestepping Rarity, you once again start down the hallway.
>You make it two steps before something clatters against the floor, and, when you stop to turn around, a shock shoots through your body.
>Your knees almost give out as a particularly sensitive male organ is squeezed, not enough to cause pain, but enough to cause worry.
>”We talked about this, dear.” Rarity’s words, now laced with anger, are hissed into your ear.
“Ah-...”
>You try to say something, but all the words get stuck in your throat.
>”Come, darling,” she says, keeping a firm grip on your nutsack as she pulls you back. “You’ll help me, won’t you?”
“Y-y-”
>Before you can sputter out a reply, she gives a little extra squeeze.
“Y-Yes!”
>”I told you not to stutter, Anon. And you need to stop with the voice cracking.”
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>>27899520
Sweetie Belle is even more innocent and deserves no abuse
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>>27899526
I would put superglue in the lock on Sweetie Belle's locker
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>>27899521
...
G-go on...
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>>27899528
Alright, fine
You've succeeded in angering Rarity by bullying her sister.
She warns you to stay away from the Belle or suffer the consequences
Congratulations
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>>27899401
Maybe you should get a pair of glasses you actually like?

Or maybe, just maybe, get contacts?
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>>27899543
Proceed to have a middleman give Sweetie Belle a note saying "You're ugly" signed as whoever she has a crush on
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>>27899568
But what id the person she has a crush on...
Is Rarity?
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>>27899612
I'd be able to find that out by asking around.
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>>27894955
Same here. If it was like a 30 pound college textbook load, I don think I could get all of it, but I'd carry what I can to be a friend
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>>27894947


YES
DEFINITELY YES

oh wait
you said HELP her?

sorry.
i thought you said rape.

My bad.
:-(
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>>27894947
>People were genuinely scared about repercussions in fucking school.

Yes I help her.
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>>27900464
Fuck yeah we were scared of repercussions, there was literally no mercy for being late in my school
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>>27900464
This, most of my teachers were fucking late
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>>27900473
>Only 5 minutes between classes to go to your locker for books
>Be a second late after the bell or in the room but standing up as the bell rings for some particularly anal teachers
>Teacher makes you go to the office on the other side of the goddam school to get some retarded tardy slip
>Come back in and you've missed 10 minutes of class plus you have to serve detention/in school suspension
Fuck high school
That shit was cancer and I won't miss it
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>>27900547
Your description hit the nail on the head for my school
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>>27899521
I like where this is going
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>>27899521
WEW
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>>27899521
More
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Bop
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>>27899521
“S-...Sorry.”
>Much to your relief, the slender white fingers retreat from your sensitive area.
>”Yes, yes. Now, come help me.”
>As you bend down to start picking up books, you make sure to keep an arm in between your legs; you can hear Rarity giggle.
“Uh- w-where is your class?”
>She shoots you a glare. “I thought I told you not to stutter.”
>You cringe back; thankfully, she doesn’t attempt anything. You take a deep breath.
“...Sorry.”
>It’s a momentous effort keeping your voice calm and cool in a situation like this, but for your sake, you do it anyway.
>”Thank you. It’s over here, this way.”
>You follow her down the hallway; surprisingly, Rarity’s class is only three doors down from your own.
>As you both reach the door, Rarity holds the door open and motions you inside.
“I-Inside? B-”
>Once again, your silenced with a particularly powerful glare.
>Gritting your teeth, trying to keep your heart from lurching up your throat, you gulp and follow the girl inside.
>Thankfully, you don’t see a teacher when you enter. Just a bunch of kids.
>”Rarity!”
>A girl calls out to Rarity as we stop at one of the empty desks; pink hair, pink eyes, you don’t recognize her.
>”Oh, Sour Sweet, you’re here!” After setting the books down on the desk, she gives the yellow-ish girl a big hug.
>You put the books on the desk and, before you can even think about slipping away, Rarity snatches your wrist.
>”I thought you were playing sick today, Sour.”
>”Well, my mom found out…”
>You glance at the clock to find that there’s two minutes left until class.
>If you can somehow find a way to make Rarity let go of you…
>”Oh, is that the guy?”
>The other girl, “Sour Sweet,” points at you.
>Rarity interlocks her arm around yours and pulls you closer. “Oh, yes, this is Anon!”
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>>27901145
>Sour gives you the once over, and then frowns. “He’s not very good-looking, is he?”
>In one strike, your confidence is mashed into dust.
>”Oh nonsense, he’s cute!”
>Sour Sweet sneers, and then giggles. “I’m... sure you two will make a... great couple!”
>You glance at the clock again; one minute left.
“Rarity, I-I-”
>”What is it, Anon?” She follows your eyes to the clock. “Oh, just stay here. The teacher for the class is too lazy and too old to notice.”
>W-what?
”R-Rarity-”
>”Sit down, Anon.”
>Like a war veteran having flashbacks of explosions and gunfire, you remember having your balls death-gripped by the woman in front of you. How your smooth pants fabric, too soft to offer any protection, easily crumpled as Rarity squeezed- how her cold fingers nearly made your balls shrink up inside you-
>Without another word, you sit down in the desk beside Rarity’s. Sour Sweet giggles again.
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>>27901150
Interesting
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>>27901150
This is intriguing...
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>>27901150
M-more?
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>>27894947
If the risk is me being late to class, then I better have some type of reward.
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>>27896738
Rude...
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>>27901150
>Anon bullied by Rarity
Diamonds.
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>>27896738
>You feel like a champion.
>You were able to serve up some hot justice to a cold-blooded whore, and you don't feel the slightest bit bad about it.
>Why should you?
>Rarity wasn't considering you when she did what she did after all!
>Just thinking about how much you cried that night makes you cringe internally.
>Made it to Chem class though. Can't say the same for Slutity.
>Various students eye you from their seats with disgust or revile.
>What the hell do they know? If they had any idea of how she did you, they wouldn't think so of you, but it's 2016. Who cares what a bunch of sheeple think anyway?
>Ignoring the hushed whispers, you go to the back of the class and take a seat.
>BRRRRRNNNNNNG-
>A smile creeps up your face.
>Still no sign of Rarity.
>Then it hits you.
>What if she fucking snitches? You were hoping she'd get her comeuppance with your little show in the hall, but the situation can be flipped yet.
>Oh boy. The thought of dad taking that belt to your supple buttocks makes you shiver in fear.
>Mr. Bunsen and his Assistant Beaker both saunter into the room with their matching labcoats.
>Bunsen overlooks the class, but you don't know how he does it since he doesn't have fucking eyes.
>"Good morning class! Are we ready for some science?!?"
>Numerous groans reverberate across the room.
>"Meep meep! Meep meeep!"
"What the hell is up with these two? It's like they're some type of cheap puppets."
>Before the duo can continue, the door slowly opens and a makeup smudged, emotionally ruined Rarity walks in holding only one book this time to her chest.
>"Oh my. Ms. Rarity. You're late for class!"
>Rarity looks down with a heavy frown, as if she'd burst into tears again at any second.
>"I-I'm sorry sir. I h-had an accident in the hallway."
>Beaker shdh in disappointment.
>"Mm. I'm sure you did, but you know I can't allow this to go unspoken for. Please see me after class."
>You smirk.
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>>27902201
>The only student you know other than that Twilight chick who transferred here who has perfect attendance, has had her streak broken, and does it feel goooood.
>She looks to you, with red sad eyes, and quivering lips as if to say "You hurt me. Are you happy now?"
>If only.
>She drags her broken self to her desk, and quietly sits down as others stare at her, and you. They're probably wondering why she hasn't snitched yet.
>You can feel the glares from other students on you, but you're not scared. They don't know about your Katana you keep in your locker, you planned to show off at the next anime club meeting.
>You're a warrior. If they try to step out of line towards you, you'll cut them up into Sashimi. Motherfuckers.
>Just wait until trouble comes knocking at your door, and they come to you for help.
>Class goes on in awkward silence, aside fro Mr. Bunsen prattling on about chemical compounds, and Beaker "Meeping" in at certain times, with an occasional glance from Whority.
>Why the fuck is she looking at you? The ugly cow.
>You'll incinerate her ass with your fireball jutsu if she keeps it up.
>You really want to browse /v/ right now.
>It seems like class goes on forever, as you're caught in your thoughts of the warrior swordsman, and how you'd make Rarity cower in fear over having angered you.
>SCRRRRREEEE-
>The microphone of the loudspeaker makes you flinch, as you come out of your out of body experience.
>"Will Anonymous please come to the office?"
>Oh shit.
>Everyone stares at you as you get up from your desk, book bag strapped to your shoulder.
>You stand up, chest out with a defiant look on your face.
>You know what this is. Someone squealed, and you're going to face your executioner, but you'll do so with a smile. Like Tatsumi from Akame ga kill.
>"Faggot..."
>"I hope you get suspended you fucking sperg-"
>You catch the whispers of some students as you walk by like a true follower of Bushido.
"Childish."
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>>27902367
Had a feeling anon was a turbo autist. I don't see this ending well for him.
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I heard some faggots were making fun of Rarity
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>>27902678
I'm going to have to watch this again now.

Feel free to share my pain.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5iXQpHIWh0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3N5Glvj4HHc
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>>27902367
How long till anon summons his stand?
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>>27896713
Discipline of the body proceeds discipline of the mind. Also, it's called physical "education."
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>>27902367
>Rarity watches you with a sniffle, as you pass by.
>If only you could mangekyo sharigan her ass, and watch her melt in the black flames of destruction.
>Leaving the classroom, you walk to the office looking down with a scowl on your face.
>The warrior going to his last stand.
>Jesus christ, Dad is gonna beat your ass until it's brown like a black persons when he hears about this.
>This is all Rarity's fault. If she hadn't did what she did to you at the spring ball, you wouldn't have air jordaned those books out of her hands.
>Maybe Celestia will be understanding, after all you came to her for counseling for like a whole month after the incident.
>She's your sensei. Your Principal-sama. She'll understand why you did what you did, and possibly give you a free pass-
>With a glimmer of hope in your heart, you reach the office, passing Luna on the way who greets you with a stern expression.
>She's so sexy. She could do whatever she wants to you.
>"Good morning young man."
"Milady."
>You bow.
>She grimaces, and moves aside allowing you entry.
"Thank you kindly ma'am. I hope your day shines as brightly as your lovely visage."
>"U-ugh...You too."
>You can see the goosebumps appear on her skin.
>She wants to get fucked by you, the slut. Nothing like the taste of an adult woman.
>Feeling her eyes of lust brush over you masculine figure you enter the office, seeing Celestia-Sama behind her desk filling out paperwork.
>She notices your arrival, and waves you in with a smile.
>It puts you at ease as you enter, and sit down.
>"Hello Anon. How're you?"
"I'm absolutely fine Principal-dono."
>She looks at you confused.
"It means "lord Principal" in Japanese."
>"O-oh...okay"
>You can see her fidget nervously in her seat.
>"I assume you know why you're here?"
>You look down, and tilt your head.
"I think so."
>She nods.
>"You had an altercation earlier this morning with another student. Imagine my surprise to hear you weren't the victim this time."
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>>27903172
"I'm not a victim. I-I'm a pacifist. I follow the teachings of Relena Peacecraft."
>She cocks an eyebrow.
>"O-okay. So care to tell me what happened?"
>You take a deep breath.
"Rarity."
>"Rarity?"
>You nod.
>"What about her?"
>You fold your hands, remembering your traumatizing experience from the spring ball.
>Celestia's eyes widen as if a lightbulb turned on above her head.
>"Are you still clinging to that incident Anon? It's been a full year. You have to let it go."
"I'm trying sensei! It's just too hard. It's just everytime I see her face, I get so angry, and I want to lash out at her--"
>"But this time you actually followed through with it."
>She crosses her arms in disappointment.
>Celestia is your Jiraiya. You respect her more than your father, and to see her look of disdain hurts your heart.
"I just smacked some stupid books out of her hands..."
>"That's still an attack Anon, and despite the reasoning, I can't overlook it."
"I'm sorry."
>She sighs, and takes a slip from her desk.
>"Normally I'd suspend a student for this, but because you're not normally a troublemaker, I'm just going to give you a detention. I hope you'll reflect upon your actions in the future, and come to me when you're having problems from now on."
"I will Principal-Dono-"
>"Please Anon. Just Ms. Celestia will suffice."
>She looks visibly disturbed from each time you call her "sama" or "Dono", but you're pretty sure you're just imagining it.
>You weave hand signs under the desk out of sight, to invoke "Calm atmosphere no jutsu" to settle her down.
>"A-anon? What are you doing?"
"No-nothing."
>She finishes the detention slip, and slides it over to you.
>"I'll expect to never see you in here again for problems like this in the future."
"Yes ma'am."
>"Okay. You may go."
>You take the slip,and rise to your feet.
>All you feel is shame, and rage in your stomach.
>This is all fucking Rarity's fault. The tattle tail whore.
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>>27902201
>>27902367
>>27903172
>>27903330
Jesus Christ, I don't know if I want you to stop or continue.
On one hand this green is well written and has my interest, one the other this Anon is pure, premium grade cringe, fremdschämen is my one weakness and all this shitty anime, honorofics and "milady" is making it hard to stomach.
The only kind of autism I can tolerate is the Light Rail Avenger kind.
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>>27903330
pls continue
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>>27903330
>I follow the teachings of Relena Peacecraft."
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>>27903330
please, continue.
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All these Glimmer threads are killing my /v/ anon story buzz
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>>27894947

>literally pussy vs study
The hardest choice of life
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>>27905567
You just saved this thread from pruning sir. I owe you some lewd bully rarity art
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