Coco's parents are out of town for the weekend.
Coco needs beer for an unauthorized party but her fake ID sucks.
Will you help Coco?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10748021
>>27893399
this thread gave me four different kinds of cancer
>EQG
>didn't even edit the name
>>27893399
But isn't Coco an adult? she's a fully grown pony afterall.
>>27893469
Rarity is still in high school in EG
>>27893399
Sure, what are friends for?
>>27893469
There doesn't seem to be any hard & fast age correlation between EqG's and poners.
>>27893399
>Hawaii
>BROWN HAIR
>BROWN EYES
What the FUCK
So many cucks...
>>27893399
>this was certainly something
>up until now this had just been your regular thursday morning run to the liquor store for some breakfast of champs
>you hadn't counted on running into a cute high school girl asking you to buy her some booze
>hmmm, let's assess the situation
>a. buy this girl her booze
>b. perish the thought, contributing to the delinquency of a minor is a serious offense!
>c. ask her 'does this rag smell like chloroform to you?'
>"Yeah, sure thing, kid. I gotcha."
>'Oh t-thank you, thank you, thank you so much!'
>She's about to give you a handful of cash when you stop her
>"Hold up there, speedy, I don't want the damn paki's here watching. C'mere to my car for a second, I have to-..my wallets in the trunk."
>She follows you back to your car parked on the side of the building next to a payphone and an air/water station.
>Wallet's in the trunk, huh
>Idiot
>"Just wait back there, I'm gonna pop the trunk and make some room for the cases of beer."
>Idiot like a fox
>You reach down by the drivers seat and grab a squeeze bottle meant for condiments
>Except this one has sleepytime in it
>You douse a rag used for maintenance with the stuff and pop the trunk as you casually place the rag hanging out of your backpocket
>'It uh..looks like theres more than enough room for the beer back here.'
>Finally joining her at your trunk, you agree
>"Yep, hell, could probably fit a person in there, huh?"
>'Oh uh, y-yeah. Um, are-..can you please buy me the beer now?'
>"Sure, sure, my bad. Hey, real quick, does this smell like chloroform to you?"
>'D-does what sm- MMPH!! HEL-!!...mmph..ffff..'
>Aaaand she's out
>She collapses into your arms like a puppet whose strings just got snipped
>No time for delicate niceties, you hurriedly dump her in your trunk, close it and start up the engine
>>27894220
Continue Please!
