Confess your autism and spaghetti to nun Rarity
>>27883665
I have one ball and two dicks
>>27883665
I would fap to her thinking she is a post-op tranny
>>27883665
I only shit with enemas
>>27883665
I'm falling for a 3DPD grill.
>>27883665
>this shit again
>thread full of standard /b/ tier autism responses
>thread full of fags of the fandumb and their 'i dropped le show after s3' faggotry
Delete low quality threads
>>27883681
fuck off
>>27883683
>im gay
>>27883685
But Anon, she comes with four burners.
>>27883681
>>27883696
Well the first step to recovery is admittance, faggot.
>>27883665
Tho I like regular pony porn, my Futanari porn HAS to be anthro ponies to actually turn me on
In my defense, I have lurked in /d/ for a quite decent amount of time, so I cannot think of dickgirls in any other shape that is not human, or anthro. I prefer Anthro because it somewhat retains the 'cuteness' of regular ponies, I fail to see the appeal on EQG humanization.
>>27883665
I want to seed you with my hot cum and get you pregnant
![[stages of grief].webm](https://i.imgur.com/fBDGLp9.jpg "[stages of grief].webm")
>>27883665
I made a confession here once and I think the guy who was related to the confession read the thread and found out it was me.
>>27883665
>Nun almost gets Satan trips
O I am laffin
I accidentally a thread waifu and her name is garbage. Every time I see her name, I cringe inwardly and berate myself for being creatively bankrupt.
>>27883665
I think people who shit on anthro are mostly rulefags. I've never felt the need to share MLP with anyone I met in person. Futa, obesity/inflation, vore, and diapers are stupid fetishes that I can't sympathize with. I genuinely think the show's been getting better after S3, even if it's not on the level it was before that. I've never read any of the "popular" fanfiction like Cupcakes, Past Sins, etc. I posted in /mlp/ for years before my first visit to /co/, and I'm pretty surprised /mlp/ escaped that clusterfuck of mods. I'm really bad at producing any content and at best I've done 2 or 3 shitty edits in MS Paint.
>>27883665
I want to fuck her in that outfit.
And without it.
>>27883665
It often takes me between 30 minutes and an hour to type a simple 2-3 sentence reply, because I'm so insecure in my ability to properly convey my thoughts. I'll just sit there for that whole time, staring at my screen, tying to make a decent post. More often than not, even after all that, I'll get embarrassed and feel I said it wrong, and have a strong urge to delete the post after reading it.
>>27883678
this
>>27883881
Does that apply to this post too?
>>27883665
I unironically think Sunset is a better character than the mane 6 and I'm not even ashamed of it.
The only reason I'm here is because the thought of you in a nun outfit turned me on.
>>27883940
No. This one was pretty easy. It's more when I'm talking about waifu stuff or the show.
>>27883951
Fair enough, but get help if it ever starts happening in other parts of your life.
>>27883881
Just start shitposting a bunch, that should open you up a little.
I only come here to numb the pain and nearly crushing dread that stems from waking up and realizing every day that I'm one of the few that knows American society is decaying at a staggering rate. I want so badly to jump ship and go full metal /pol/ack, but I'm too afraid of the consequences of it. I feel like if I tried that, no one would follow me and I'd live the rest of my life being that evil neo-nazi KKK racist bigot homophobe in the eyes of everyone else when I'm really just someone who got sick of being the scapegoat for everyone's problems.
>>27883665
Maid wearing that would be hottet
>>27883696
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-_GWUw8LwM
>>27883847
>mostly rulefags
I question the validity of your hypothesis, because I shit on anthro and I'm not a rulesfag. I just think it looks like shit.
>>27884041
Do you fap to humanized and pony?
>>27883665
Kina autism related
>drive around with fork lift
>have no license to drive it
>drive around your work place to get some materials
>be unconcentrated cuz you have this "just a ponie" song playing in your head
>scratch a 40k merceds left front
>procced with work as usual, never admit it
>>27884089
Humanized is okay but why fap to human when I can pony
I don't have a waifuanymore. Mainly because it makes me feel like i'm in some way cheating on my girlfriend which is sort of autistic eh?
>>27884147
Maybe I just like variety too much.
>>27884163
>dropping your waifu because it makes you feel like cheating on some 3dpd
>not dropping your girlfriend because it makes you fell like cheating on your waifu
Yep, you win this thread.
>>27883665
A lot of times I don't post offensive posts because I know my waifu wouldn't approve it and I fear that that person would actually kill himself ig I tell him so.
>>27883665
I dont actually have a favourite pony, though I do have a few that I utterly despise. I dont even have a waifu, i can't even decide on one.
Does this make me a normie?
Do I need to get >>>out?
>>27883665
Nun Rarity is one of my highest guilty pleasures. Probably because it's so taboo to have sex with a nun. There's only a few pics of it, I wish there were more.
>>27884193
No, but you should remember the slashes.
>>/out/
>>27884197
>>27884226
You need a third pointer, retard.
>>>/out/
I have never had any sexual attraction to any of the characters on the show.
>>27883665
Damn
>>27883847
>>27884041
I concur with this anon. Anthro is garbage and I'm glad its against the rules.
>>27884242
Thanks man, this is the only other pic I have of her
Ive stopped caring about the show after s3 and only come here to post green in dzg and generally shitpost.
Every time I try to get back into the show I cringe out of my skin the moment the theme music plays.
That goes double for the movies but I unironically love Sunset since I can relate to being homeless and genuinely trying to be a good person.
I wrote a FNAF fanfic with sunny as the security guard.
That was the only non short story I finished.
I don't think you can confess to nuns, only priests have the station to forgive sins.
I want desperately to draw horse porn, but I don't want people to recognize my style
>>27884450
If you want to be technical, only Jesus has that authority
>>27885029
>You will never go out and have a beer with your old buddy Jesus
it hurts
I haven't pokymanned in years, but now I haven't poneed since GO came out.
My biggest secret is thatI want to cum inside Rainbow Dash
I think my love for my waifu might be making me crazy. I really need her.
>>27884347
I'm...I'm hard.
>>27883681
I would fall for a 3DPD grill but only on the condition that she somewhat resembled my waifu looks/personality wise.
>>27884197
>confessing sins to sin whorse while sinning all up inside of her.
>>27886614
>>27886666
Satan in a Anti-Satanic thread
>>27886666
>Sins are Super Satan's fetish
This isn't surprising.
>>27884363
>cringes at a theme song
>wrote a fanfic for FNAF
That's a bit conflicting.
>>27884363
>Can't get back into the show because it makes him cringe
>Wrote a MLP x FNAF crossover fanfic and actually fucking finished it
What the fuck?
>>27883665
i like crossdressing but i can't see my self crossdressing for my waifu
I wish humans had horse pussy
>>27887105
Who is your waifu? Rarity?
>>27888666
no, im not a cuck.
I was a massive edgelord for a while, at one point I started sleeping with a revolver under my pillow and playing Russian roulette on the mornings I felt particularly bad about.
Drew a pony (blackjack from PH) on a 104 year old rifle with permanent marker, still haven't gotten around to removing it.
broke part of a wall on my little pony themed minecraft server, got banned for a week and never returned.
And I constantly complain about the amount of degeneracy in today's society but I'm probably the most degenerate person I know.
>>27889128
>This anon again
>>27889131
>replying to reddit raid
you want shitposters, huh, because thats how you get shitposters.
>>27883665
i constantly want to end my life because you arent real, i just wasnt made for this world
>>27883881
i like you anon, its okay
>>27883665
Forgive me for I am about to Sin, Rarity, but I would like to sex you...
>>27883986
same, ive started coming here more and more and to pol and fit less and less
if you ever feel like suicide, make it "dramatic" wink wink
>>27884163
you DISGUST ME
>>27884163
>implying you can't have a fiction waifu and a GF at the same time.
You need a timeout...
>I have a ridiculously small penis
>I literally cannot fall asleep without my body pillow
>I vape
>I was, up until a year ago, a fedora-wearing atheist
>I'm a furry
>I am attracted to two of my cousins
>Fluttershy is my waifu
I don't hide my power level with my friends and it's funny because I'm one of those scary looking masculine men so they don't say dick.
Last time I was in a gaming store I started mocking my friends over the TCG inviting them to buy decks and play with me, then berating them with shit like "How can you call yourself a real man when you won't even play with neon horses?"
Also I share Chris-chan's birthday, so I guess that's embarrassing. It's also Shinsuke Nakamura's birthday, but it doesn't make me feel better.
I have a diaper fetish
>>27889238
how small are we talkin?
I like toroleplay eroticallyon/trash/.
>>27889275
inb4 more than 2'' but less than 4''
>>27889296
Ido that on skype
>>27889238
I can't sleep without my body pillow either. It's the only passing substitute for the touch and affection of another human being/pony that I have.
On that note, I might be a true misogynist despite the fact I'm heterosexual. I think millennial western women are often legitimately retarded, completely controlled by emotions and not logic, and to top it off, mostly heartless, selfish bitches who feign love for money and security.
>>27883665
My only friends at this point are in my head, I no longer have dreams so even my brain is trying to reject joy, if it weren't for my family I probably would have killed myself, I see no point in life, and worst of all, I chose team Valor in Pokemon Go.
>>27889356
Should probably add this pic too, just for perspective.
>>27889275
I got me a less than 5 incher
i used to use reddit, tumblr, and facebook for roleplay and be really edgy about it until 2012 when i found this show and for about a month or so i started to roleplay with this guy who would play as caramel i would be my black and red edge lord self (girl form) then one day he told me he found a special bottle of cider and told me to drink it, i accepted and my character became a dipered anthro futa, is when i realized i should stop talking to this guy.the other day i tried messaging him for shits and giggles and he never replied back.
>>27889206
>Cucking your waifu
>>27889416
if its over 3 though, it isn't really "ridiculously small". Unless you're a gay man who likes to be on top you can get away with a smaller one easily.
I celebrate 4/20 and 9/11, slightly ironically.
I haven't watched the show beyond S2, I'm just here to shitpost @ MLPG. Not because I'm a Faustfag, I just stopped enjoying cartoon horses.
I post stealth crops of f***fy pony content on this and other boards for giggles.
>>27889337
Same here, also on discord and RLPV.
>when I think about my waifu being shipped, my chest has this terrible aching that makes me have to stop what I'm doing
>when this happens, I have a stronger erection than I can normally get when I'm actually trying to get off
This is too hardcore. I just want to be a normal, romantic waifu autist and get off to solo art.
>>27883727
Funnily enough I fail to see the appeal of anthro. Either they got awkward legs that look like amputeed limbs or they got pig noses that don't look right on a human body. To me ponies are cute because they're ponies. Anthro takes away that cuteness by making it too human but at the same time failing miserably to strike a balance that isn't uncanny. I think in that regard EqG is more successful in maintaining the basic pony identity while being human enough to avoid that uncanny valley imo
I cant choose a waifu between Luna and Pinkie.
They're both real pretty and I love their personalties.
I just don't want the other one to suffer.
id go into more detail but eh.
>Confession thread
I hate my ex with a passion but at the same time miss all the good times we had together. I've tried forgetting about her but as of late she's been in my head and I've even had dreams about her. I don't feel the way I used to, but I would still like ot be friends again. But, at the same time, I resent her for what she did to me and want nothing to do with her. Now one of my friends has been pushing me to contact her so as to get some kind of closure and say what's on my mind. She and I have agreed to talk, but I'm not sure I can do it. It's been so long, and I don't want to drive her away before I get a chance to get some questions answered and say what I have to. Additionally I'm torn between whether or not I should try to be friends with her again or just dump all of my hate.
I have this feeling that I should only fap to my waifu from now on.
>>27883683
>>27886333
This, I've actually met a couple grills that possess physical and mental similarities to the mane 6 or other pony characters.
>>27891059
The 'friends' things never works out
Ever
>>27891155
I can attest to this. Girlfriend called me to dump me and tried to soften it with the "we can still be friends" horseshit. Never heard from her again. Women are compulsive liars.
>>27883665
Mygirlfriendlikes being on top. I'm her slave.
At least we both know that Panko is best pone.
I continually see more evidence for outlandish ideas such as the hollow earth/flat earth theory and other government conspiracies and try not to think about them too much because I'm gravely afraid of any of it being true.
>inb4 1984 becomes 2024
I'm gay.
>>27891373Also this.
>>27883665
I actually feel conflicted whenever I think about human woman.
I feel guilt, as I know I should be thinking about her, but I also don't want to sexualize her in my mind.
The trials of patience and will: I'm failing them.
>>27891373
>Flat Earth
How could you see any evidence for that? I mean what if a plane circumnavigates the Earth and returns to its spot after doing that?
>>27889637
>Either they got awkward legs
Anthro with pony legs, yes I can attest that gets weird sometimes.
>pig nose
Never see it happening
>Anthro takes away that cuteness by making it too human but at the same time failing miserably to strike a balance that isn't uncanny.
Anthro shouldn't be cute, it should be 'sexy', since it's an outright humanization and sexualization of a pony character.
Then again, it's my opinion, and every man with his cup of coffee.
>>27891711
>Never see it happening
Also known as Yoshi nose, that dude that used to draw a bunch of Rainbow Dash art and then switched to the dog from Littlest Pet Shop was particularly notorious for it.
>>27883665
I'm a writefag that hasn't updated in a while despite the fact that I've written a good deal on all of my stories.
I feel like since it has been so long since my last update my update should be bigger, so I just hold off and write more.
>I'm trapped in a vicious cycle that I impose on myself
>>27892386
I still have no idea what you're talking about
Got a link?
