612 - Spice Up Your Life
Written by Michael Vogel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-ENueQc7fc
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4fua6g
The Wonderbolts Handbook is still storytimed here!
>>27814343
Newly minted Wonderbolt, head of weather in Ponyville since sometime after moving there, recent sidekick of Daring Do and best friends with a lot of important ponies - Rainbow Dash's life sure seems busy! But she's usually got time to just hang out and visit Fluttershy's family or spend a day with Scootaloo, too. Does she work at planning her schedule at all, or is she just skilled at making it work without worrying about it? Her speed helps out either way.There's got to be lots of time for naps and reading, too.
>>27872524
Previous thread.
>Colt
>filly
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
609 - The Saddle Row Review
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4d8pbm
611 - Flutter Brutter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_dIF7tROwM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4eipni
Jul. 30th:
613 - Stranger Than Fan Fiction:Rainbow Dash meets a pony at the Daring Do Convention in Manehattan who hates Daring Do as much as she loves it.
614 - The Cart Before the Ponies:The Cutie Mark Crusaders get the chance to race in the annual Applewood Derby; their teammates Rarity, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash take over the competition.
615 - 28 Pranks Later:Rainbow Dash's excessive pranking gets out of hand; the ponies decide to give her a taste of her own medicine.
616 - The Times They Are a Changeling:When Spike travels with Twilight and Sunburst back to the Crystal Empire to visit Flurry Heart, they discover the entire empire in a panic due to the reported presence of Changeling spy.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
The fillies are learning, EVOLVING.
>>27876391
Mares too.
>>27876395
But now she's white, the most racist color.
dash is so fucking ugly
I predict that there will be ponies in this thread
cute ponies
>>27876399
She's actually some cream color.
I want to GO FAST with Dash.
>>27876357
What a nasty pony
>>27876363
why do the episodes always make me cringe now jesus christ
>>27876423
Because you're an idiot?
>>27876413
That's Lightning Dust
>>27876429
I want to chill out with Lightning Dust
>>27876423It's your time to leave.
>>27876443
I would be more impressed with this if the leaves weren't just a very nice photoshop brush with a mask.
>>27876448
lookit dat cute pone
>>27876455
OH NO
I want my filly back filly back filly back filly back.
>>27876472
looks like someone got into the coffee beans
>>27876357
I'd imagine she doesn't do much pre-palnning, not quite her thing. she's just fast
I once gave Pinkie a big gulp filled with 5 hour shots.
After the initial series of heart attacks she seems to have really mellowed out.
>>27876493
you really gotta stop killing the ponies
>>27876483
what would the pony version of europe be called
europone?
>>27876503
Saddle Arabia.
>>27876503
Eurgallop?
Ewerope?
>>27876503
Horse Europe
>>27876429
no its not
>>27876514
>Ewerope
Perfect
>>27876520
Because they are nothing but sheep?
Don't trust the fillies.
>>27876535
too late
>>27876543
I'll get the lawyers.
>>27876543
What's on fire?
Filly knows about your sentimental attachment towards her and is planning to exploit it to her heart's desire.
It turns out filly's heart's desire was icecream.
>>27876483
She pre-palnned that factory attack
>>27876554
>>27876565
aw darn
I don't have any for the filly
>>27876565
filly's gonna get fat
>>27876576
She'll work it off doing filly things.
>In order to catch the Changeling spy in the Crystal Empire the girls have to channel unloving emotions towards one another.
A lot of very personal things are confessed until the spy starves.
>>27876583
how do I get on the filly things workout plan?
For those who aren't entirely aware of this crap:
1. http://mlpg.co/art/src/1468106468899.png
2. http://mlpg.co/art/src/1468148470614.png
3. http://mlpg.co/art/src/1468190529488.png
and now the conclusion
>>27876587
>It turns out to be Celestia the entire time
>The giant pupil-less eyes and occasional buzzing probably should have tipped them off
>>27876596
>spitting
Fucking dropped
>>27876596
I'M CALLING THE COPS
>>27876596
well now I want to fuck Flurry Heart, thanks for that
>>27876608
they're going to arrest you for turning down a princess
>>27876596
It's gonna be weird seeing Flurry Heart in the changeling episode after these comics
>>27876614
I think there's like a mummy's curse for that.
>>27876596
I like thing
mindrape when
>>27876596
shout thats lewd!
![fbi[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/e4PT1Gj.png "fbi[1].png")
>>27876596
I like to put treats just out of reach of the fillies
Diamond Dog said he's knot going to rut the pony.
>>27876576
filly needs to learn this one simple trick
The weak should fear the strong
>>27876715
>like this?
>>27876721
The ugly should fear the cute.
Nyx says she wants to become a prime when she's older.
>>27876738
oh thank god for that
>>27876723
Why there is no obese ponies in the show?
>>27876744
you're welcome
>>27876755
Did you forget that thing?
>>27876769
Was this supposed to be some kind of forced meme?
>>27876780
It was a joke you fucking sperg
>>27876769
>no pink hair
>no tattoos
>no nose piercings
are you sure its tumbrl and not a poor victim of genetics?
>>27876363
>>27876782
It's not a very good joke
Gay colts
Ponies are not for cock voring.
Anything you've heard about ponies doing it to each other is a lie.
There is more human on pony cock vore than there is pony on pony.
>>27876847
Braeburn looks really good without his stupid taco vest
>>27876596
>the conclusion
>anon doesn't fuck her six ways from sunday
This is unfinished and you damn well know it.
>>27876596
WEW
Ana looks bad
>>27876742
I want to hold her under my chest and cradle her.
>>27876887Anal ooks bad
>>27876682
bastard
>>27876866
I never understood why this turned anyone on.
It's like a reverse kidney stone.
fucking faggot ponies up to no good again!
>>27876922
You had me at "fucking faggot ponies"
>>27876905
But you remove the kidney stone
>>27876928
>>27876930
And this is good, how?
>>27876947
a ponut can only take so much abuse, soarin
>>27876957
would you treat the ponut gently?
pon
>>27876953
No permanent damage. Horse cocks are very stretchy. Hey if someone can fit a coke bottle down their urethra, just imagine what a horse can do.
Fun fact: Most mammals tend to take the same amount of time to piss because larger mammals have wider urethras. Just imagine Big Mac or Troubleshoes. Even the Princesses.
>>27876972
Marry the Derp
>>27876972
Can I touch a pon?
>>27876988
no, but pon can touch you
>>27876618
Why?
Is still the flurry heart that everyone love/hate
>>27876992
flurry hearts is for sexual.
Fuck
Marry
Kuddle
>>27876963
>>27876973
I would treat Braeburn sweeter than a candyorange
>>27876983
>coke bottle in urethra
really nigga
speaking of horse urethras, how come it's like a separate tube from the head? is it true that it's because it can go right up against the cervix?
>>27877005
rarara
blue fast
apple
>>27877005
Yes
>>27877013
Only one way to find out. Do you want a rope or you booking a one way trip?
>>27877005
Fuck Dash
Marry Rarity
Kuddle AJ
>>27877005
None
None
All three
>>27877005AppleAppleApple
>>27876983
I was thinking about a human urethra.
>Picture related
>>27876988
>>27877031
if an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what do 3 apples get you?
>>27877005
Fuck Rarity
Marry Apple
Kill Dash
>>27877037
A warning from the ADL.
Nyx is calling OC protection services.
CuteOCs
>>27876988
https://my.mixtape.moe/ivxihc.mp4
>>27877063
are tears the only thing she can jerk?
>>27877071
Not for sexual
>>27876596
>>27877063
I suppose if there's one thing good about being the only Nyxfag, is that I'm the only one who gets her attention.
>>27876596
Flurry heart is a pure and innocent, she would never be a slut like her dad
>>27877063
ok
>>27877063
>>27877088
>>27877076
What were they thinking
>>27877112
I miss chickenbutt
>>27877113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXDwIo5_AMo
>>27877005
blue
apul
rarara
>>27877088
Shining already explain that is a captain duty give a blowjob to all the crystal guard at least one time per week
>>27877005
rarara
dash
aj
Pony fears you but she's not IN fear with you.
>>27877164
is this anthro?
>>27877168
Yeah.
I know.
>no hooves
But it's still kinda cum-inable.
Nyx still loves you
>>27877164
I want to bang her while she squawks
>>27877205
She wants to see your chicken nuggets.
>>27876596
You are venturing down a dark path
>>27877210
I don't like that mutant pony
>>27877210
I want the white one's mug
>>27877210
I like that mutant pony
hey guys, I haven't poned in a long time and Im left with some shit that's cluttering up my place, do you think I could get anything for this thing here to the right person? I can't find any ads for it on ebay so I don't know what to base any asking price for it
>>27877152
all at the same time dressed like her wife?
>>27877262
I would definitely buy that because I'm a huge fag
>>27877205
She wants yourba-cock
>>27877262
Get it signed and then sell it for five figures
>>27877277
please do, I want to get rid of it really bad but I'd rather not throw it away
I'm going to fucking kill captcha pony
>>27877296
the jokes she would make during would be the best part
>>27877330
She already suspects you're a robot, I'm sure she won't let her guard down.
>>27876363
>Rainbow dash episode
>CMC episode
>Rainbow dash episode
>Spike episode
WAKE ME UP
>>27877357
At least changeling bro is going to save the spike episode
>>27877235
same
Who beats off to something like this?
>>27877357
Only pedos are waiting impatiently for every CMC episode.
>>27877407
Only faggots in denial hate the cmc
I WANT the fillies to see.
>>27877429
>Unhand Trixie at once
Only tsundere fillies hate the cmc.
>>27877357
and Dash is in the CMC episode too!
>>27877407
I guess I'm a mega-pedo.
Only the most patrician of viewers hate the CMC
Only the most plebeian of viewers hate the CMC
I have no strong feelings one way or the other
>>27877357
>Rainbow Crash episode
Could be great comedy, like tanks.
Could be cringe, like newbie dash.
I'm not crossing any fingers.
>CMC episode
Hyp. I just hope it'll be more CMC and less the elder siblings.
And yes i want to fuck the little apple.
>British zombie episode
The summary terrifies me but the episode name makes me hope anyway.
>Xenomorph episode
I'll just hope there'll be less spike and more Alien vs Wizard.
Did something happen to the sub?
Please don'tproject your kinks ontothe ponies.
>>27877578
Ponies make poor projectors anyway.
>>27877578
whats the point of existing then?
Gonna go out and find a nearby Ghastly and some parks for Pokémon Go
pls pray I find a gf also
>>27877587
Twilight would beg to differ.
>>27877578
Well I can't really project my loving Rainbow Dash onto Rainbow Dash because Rainbow Dash already loves Rainbow Dash
>http://mlpg.co/
everyone press F to pay respect
>>27877659
I can't believe it's gone forever
>>27877659
wat
>>27877659
why
>>27877575
>>27877659
>>27877675
PINEAPPLE IS FIXING THE SUB
>>27877659
Is Junior okay?
>>27877686
Wow, he is a massive dumbass
>>27877690
she is in the twisting boop nether
>>27877686
Happy birthday, Gypsy
>>27877690
no, if you would like 10 minutes alone with the body there is a line forming now
>>27877659
So, what now?
>>27877712
i have already begun registering my OCs over at ponychan
>>27877712
Nyx does a synchronized dance with all the other fillies.
>>27877712
We wait for it to come back online, I guess.
>>27877690
Junior's using my computer right now
>>27877686
We have a Discord?
it hurts
>>27876596
>http://mlpg.co/art/src/1468106468899.png
Getting 404s on these
>>27877757
It's a sekrit no boys allowed club.
>>27877659
>>27877686
I'll believe
[neighs internally]
Why does my brain wander like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E__MZ7f5BqU
>>27877837
why not wander like that? it's good
QUICK, THERE'S NO TIME TO EXPLAIN
YOU MUST CUM INSIDE
>>27877837
That's very cute and very sexy
>>27877837
You know, with training the sirens could actually become a decent idol unit.
>mlpg.co is down
fuck!
FUCK!
FUUUUUUUUUUCK!
>>27877837
>that outfit
m y d i c k
>>27877867
It's shimmerfags fault.
>>27877877
This
>>27877837
Oh my god those hips
>>27877837
>dat Aria leg-spread
oh jesus fuck yes
>>27877757
we do, I forgot the link to it
>>27877937
You think she goes commando?
I fucking hate K-poop
I really want this cover
>>27877757
Yes, the link is on mlpg.co.
Just think calm thoughts. Database got fucked with an update to vichan because of past improper updating in the past. I have backups and the server itself is fine.
>>27878005
EVERYTHING IS FINE
>>27878012
SUDDENLY WINGS
>>27878005
Any ETA on the sub being seaworthy again?
Remember to refill your fillies' love canister.
>>27878035
I am getting a temp thing up while I fix this proper. That should be up in a few mins.
>>27877865
Siren idol trainer VN when?
>>27877865
>>27878070
TODOKETE
>>27878064
these euphemisms are getting weird
>>27878066
Neat. Good luck, Poneapple.
>>27878066
>>27878082
Euphemism? It's basically like cleaning out the lint trap on a dryer.
>>27878080
>tfw Siivagunner will never make a Snow Halation rip mixed with Winter Wrap Up
I can't believe Marker Pony is fucking dead!
>>27877943Depends on her menstrual cycle.
>>27878107
Do the dazzlings even menstruate? That must've been a hell of a surprise when they first arrived to EQG hell
>>27877659
wtf why do we have a website
>>27878115
>Oh god I'm dying!
>>27878124
>slow
we bug horse now!
>>27878205
BUG OFF
>>27878211
Reported
>>27878205
Finally!
>>27878205
is this a bug?
>>27877837
The Dazzlings needed more time in the spotlight.
>>27878222
Dude, Chrysalis's vag is probably a hive for tiny parasites or some shit. Having sex with her would have your dick infested by the eggs of a thousand flesh eating needle worms.
Fetish
>>27878241
>>27877837
nice nice nice
>You will never acquire hugs from the purple
I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLPG
The Saddle Arabian mare blushes and simply says "انا احبها عَقْرَب كس" when questioned about her relationship with Chrysalis.
>>27878258
Horse wives are best wives
