>"Hey Anon! It's our turn to play seven minutes in heaven!"Wat do?
>>27874923
>inb4rape
>>27874923
Leave
>>27874926
>>27874933
It's like I don't even know this board anymore.
>>27874923
i never heard of this. is this another word for fucking?
>>27874923
Have sex with Sweetie Belle in the closet.
>>27874923
I'll make it seven minutes you'll never forget my Marshmallow Princess.
>>27874923
Tap that preteen pussy.
>>27874923
>seven minutes
make out, and maybe some sensual cuddling
i'll be blueballed, but if she still wants some, we can play 30 horizontal minutes in her bed
That's 6 minutes and 42 second more than I'll need.
We can spend the rest of the time cuddling.
>>27874923
Look through the jacket pockets for candy and change.
Quickly consider whether or not I've ever been able to get it up in less than seven minutes
>>27875059
What are you, a stallion?
>>27874923
Ravage her nether region until she can't stand or pee straight
>>27875082
I'm hung like one of you multiply my girth by 10.
>>27875110
so you have a 2.4 inch penis.
>>27874965
Party game for teens. Two kids are locked in a closet together for 7 minutes to make out. Or whatever.
>>27874944
Welcome to neo-/mlp/
>>27874944
>>27875154
check the calendar
>>27875163
This
Holf her head under the ice water until the bubbles stop, time 7 minutes, them perform CPR, what else?
>>27874923
>epaR
>>27874923
"For the last time, I'm BABYSITTING your asses. I'm not playing seven minutes in heaven with you."
>Sweetie Belle pouts
>"B-But then it'll just be the three of us by ourselves... It's no fun without a boy!"
>Jesus fucking Christ
"You guys are barely hormonal."
>"Pshaw! Y'all're bein' pickier than a coon on a cotton farm!"
>You notice Applebloom's accent is a lot more pronounced and easily discernible if, for example, you were to only read her speech via text
>Also casual racism
>"Yeah, dude, c'mon! Are you really going to make us play Seven Minutes in Heaven by ourselves? Having two of us head out into the closet, smacking lips for a seven whole minutes? Are you really going to make us do that?"
"God damn it guys, how about NO ONE plays that stupid fucking game? How about you guys do something normal. Arts and Crafts. Make macaroni portraits of each other or some shit. I don't care, as long as you don't try and get me sent to jail!"
>Sweetie Belle sways in her too-tight blouse, ass nearly exposed along with her thick thighs
>She meekly walks over to you and tugs on your shirt
>"Please please please PLEASE, Anon?"
>Sweetie bites down on her lip
"How many times do I have to say NO? For real, I—"
>You feel a hand on your groin
>No, wait
>Hands
"GOD DAMN IT GUYS!"
>You try to push them off of you, but they're glued to you
>Adrenaline kicks in and you start trying to throw them off of you, only to stumble backwards and onto the floor
>The trio follows suit, giggling as their tiny hands grope for your belt buckle
>A door creaks open
>"Anon, darling, we're back from—BY CELESTIA!"
"I CAN EXPLAIN."
>You're dead
>>27875221
No.
>>27875163
>twenty FUCKING sixteen
yes and?
>>27875179
>then perform CPR
You do know what "seven minutes in heaven" means, don't you?
>>27875221
noice
>>27874923
>Seven minutes.
I only need one, HOO
>>27874923
>We go in the closet.
>Hear a zipper get pulled
>You're about to lose your virginity to Rarity's sister and your crush.
>She pulls out a rectangular device out of her unzipped pocket.
>"Did you bring your 3DS too Anon? We can now play Pokemon for a few minutes without getting disturbed.
wat do?
>>27874923
>"Rarity do you really have go in closet too?
>"Why of course darling who else is going to teach you how to play this game right.
>"I don't know Rarity isn't weird?
>"Nonsense, Applejack helped Applebloom with how to play it. Also Rainbow with Scootaloo.
>>27875322
obviously I own her ass
>>27875322
Challenge her to a battle.
If I win, I get to fuck her in front of her friends.
If it's Gen 1, this would be painfully easy.
>>27875221
More...
>>27874923
Leave the closet sniffing my finger.
>>27875432
>All she has is
>a level 12 butterfree
>a level 20 squirtle
>a level 22 pikachu
>a level 18 pidgeotto
>a level 16 clefairy
>and a level 14 oddish
>you can't tell if she wants to get her pussy crushed or not
>>27875322
>>27875432
>>27875446
Green of this please.
>>27875446
>Suddenly you realize you deleted your save to replay the game and all you have is
>a level 18 Charmeleon
>a level 12 Spearow
>a level 14 Nidoran male
> a level 10 Abra
>a level 16 Geodude
>and a level 15 Paras
>you really want to suck on her marshmallow lips, and not the ones in her face mind you, but you don't know if you can with that team
Wat do?
>>27875294
Yes, you go to heaven for seven minutes. Its a long time, that's why you drown them in ice water, to stop brain damage.
>>27875221
pretty good
>>27875547
easy.
charmeleon can kick the bug and grass's asses
geodude to pikachu. paras for clefary and squirtle, and abra for pidgeotto
if any of them survive, change for nidoran or spearow
>>27875547
Do it.
>>27875547
>Paras first to paralyze the foe - Pikachu or Squirtle for best possibilities.
>Switch to Geodude against Pikachu or stay in as Paras against Squirtle and scratch away if it's paralyzed.
>Use Geodude's Rock Throw on Butterfree and Pidgeotto - 65% may be inaccurate, but it's pretty much an OHKO on both.
>Be wary of Butterfree's confusion.
>Try to take on Clefairy with Nidoran and attempt a poison through poison sting - otherwise, hammer away with horn attack.
>Torch Oddish with Charmeleon's Ember and hope it's enough for an OHKO.
>Avoid status effects.
>>27875620
>abra
>at that level
>for a battle
>knowing anything but teleport
>>27875154
How would Neo-Emily look like?
>>27875221
pls sir may I have more?
>>27875684
they don't learn confusion at 10? or maybe i'm getting confused with 16
was a long time since i played pokemon
>>27875713
It doesn't get anything until it evolves.
>>27875670
So is Anon going to fuck her in front of her friends?
>>27875221
>pickier than a coon on a cotton farm!
I'm stealing that
>>27875547
Geodude would carry this match so fucking hard.
>>27875831
>OHKO'd by water gun
>no chance against oddish
Sure
>>27875547
Fuck that. I have a team of six lvl 100 mews on my pokemon blue cartridges
>>27875841
>carry
>thinks it means stupidly using geodude for all bouts
carrying means; doing most of the work, if not all of it.
>>27875547
If Sweetie knows what she's doing you have zero chance of winning with that team.
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>unf yeah sweetie's untouched virgin puss
>GYEHEHEH MAI POKEYMANZ
I want to be surprised that this thread took such a fucking autistic turn, but I can't.
>>27875893
Pokemon is serious business you fucking sperg.
Beating Sweetie in a battle with an inferior team is a lot more valuable than just fucking her.
>>27874923
Sweetie Belle. It's just you and me here, remember? Your sister asked me to watch you for like, 2 hours, because she had to go talk with that client about her upcoming wedding.We have a lot more than 7 minutes, Sweetie.
>get to celadon city
>grind up to save for six dratinis
>thunder wave
>wrap
I'm set.
>>27875952
>thunder wave
>wrap
You only have seven minutes though.
>>27875893
you are saying that fucking a loli it's more important that my pokimans? heretic!
>>27875893
>Hey let's have a twist with pokemon. People of all generations can play that, so let's do something differant
>OH MAI GOD, GIRLZ FRUM DAT LITTLE GURL SHO. I WANNA FUG DAT WHOL
I'm not surprised you would complain on 4chan, but there are actual porn sites you can go on that are specifically for smut
>>27875893
>Pokeman is autistic
Have you been paying attention to anything in the media recently?
>>27875952
This is gen 4 not gen 1, wrap got nerfed considerably in gen 2.
>>27875893
>what is having a sense of humor
>>27876223
Yes, and paying attention to the media proves that it's an incredibly autistic thing.
>>27876252
It was fine when it was just Pokemon and Sweetie Belle (and leading up to something), but this is just plain bad.
>>27875893
We have a thousand fics about owning Sweetie Belle's ass. There aren't any about owning her ass in Pokemon. If you are seriously bummed out about this, then you are taking this way too seriously.
>>27876342
What the hell is wrong with her ankles?
>>27876373
It looks like someone just copypasted her boobs and moved them to her boots...
>>27875154
Please stop trying to make that a thing. It's not.
>>27875670
>paralyzing Pikachu
>paralyzing an Electric type
You don't get how this shit works, nigga
>>27876496
I think in gen 4 electric types could still be paralyzed, but don't quote me on that.
>>27875697
like normal emily but with robot parts and sunglasses.
>>27874923
>Rape
>>27874923
"Hmm, seven minutes in heaven...followed by 15 years in jail...Nooooope."
>>27877471
>implying it isn't worth it
What a faggot.
>>27875322
Her ass is mine if I win
If I lose, thenmy ass is her's
>tfw haven't played pokemon in years
>tfw my skills would probably be at best the same level as a twelve year olds
This is going to be a real nail biter
>>27877510
There's no downside.
>>27874923
If it ain't Bloom then fuck off.
>>27876480
Its honestly died out at this point. This whole board really petered out. There is still really cool oc here, but nothing that is worth branching out of the cradle for. This place is a shell that not even forced memes can survive in anymore, don't worry.
>>27880443
But anon, they'll all feel the same in the dark.
>>27874923
time for her to experience a facefuck.
>>27875885
>Sweetie Belle is a bigger sperg than Anon
>Everything he knows is from her considering he only plays the game when they hang out
He'll still probably get puss, but not on his terms, boyo.
>>27874923
Fart nervously for seven minutes while locked in the closet with her.
>>27874975
This
>>27874923
>those legs
Is she paraplegic?
>>27875684
Better hope you slapped a tm on that bitch
>>27880516They don't taste the same.
>>27874923
>no one mentioning churros
>>27874970
MORE LIKE 5 SECONDS OHHHHHHHHH
Also >rape
>>27875893
You belong in the
>>/trash/
Anyone want to share links to any sweetie belle stories/green?
>>27875115
2.4 inches wide, yes.
>>27881333
because thats all the clearance his asshole has
>>27875831
It would be named "Tom" for comedic effect.
>>27875859
Just like everyone on Roblox Pokemon
>>27875917
Amen
>>27875124
That sounds awesome
I was too much of a weird loner to ever even make out with anybody
>>27875221
>Rarity walks in.
>"Anon, darling, we're back from--BY CELESTIA!"
"I can explain!"
>"Somebody call 911!"
"What? No! I'll be shot!"
>"Nonsense, Anon. You're green, not black."
"Black people aren't the ones that get shot! That's a lie fabricated by the liberal media!"
>"A pedophile rapist and a racist. You're horrid, Anon. Yes? Is this the county police? My little sister was--"
"ZA WARUDO"
>Shit man you gotta get out of here.
>You throw the little girls off your crotch, zip up your pants, and run as far as 7 seconds can take you.
>>27880565
>she deliberately assembled a team that looks weak enough so anon thinks he has a chance
>he really doesn't
Teasie Belle strikes again.
Bamp
>>27881742
"ZA WARUDO"
my sides are gone
>>27881742
Did not see that coming. well kekked m'sir
>>27875154
That doesn't mean anything.
>>27881742
TOP KEK
But what if Rarity has Star Platinum?
>>27874923Tickleher until she criesfrom laughter.
>>27881742
>>27882634
>You are at the door, when suddenly...
"W-what? My body's movements a-are slowing down..."
>Realization of what's going on hits you harder than road roller.
"N-no... I'm not slowing down... I cannot move. I-Impossible!"
"M-my body w-won't move at all!"
>"ANON!"
>oshit.jpg
>"It's been 9 seconds since you stopped time. I guess that's your limit for now, darling."
>What?!
>"I stopped time at 7 second mark. Good grief. Now! It won't take a second to stop your escape!"
>R-Rarity!
"I-impossible! You stopped time? Right at my 7th second of movement..."
>"How does it feel, Anon?"
>"Having somepony aproach from behind, while you cannot move. If I had to describe it, its like finishing an order at last minute, when suddenly somepony comes up and tears your work apart. Does that sound aright? But for you I feel no pity at all."
>"ORA!"
>You feel numbing pain in your leg. She fucking broke it with her stand!
>"The time moves again."
>>27874975
>This
>>27882822
don't kick her with your bad leg anon!
>>27874923
"I would rather play with your sister."
>>27882822
I feel like that now is the appropriate time for some appropriate music...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFjE5A4UAJI
Sweetie. Your closet is not a fucking poke stop. I'm not that stupid.
>>27882822
KEKKKK
>>27882822
>>27882822
>tfw your stand fucks up
>>27874923
Her body is deformed
>>27884563
You need to bang to make it straight, simple
do every thing but sex then she will want more than seven minutes afterwards
also suck her nose
>>27875560
underrated
Where all the green at?
>>27885797
In your ass
>>27884765
Her...nose?
>>27874923
i would put my sauce all over that itallian cuisine
but i'd probably get caught doing it in front of children and spill a different kind of itallian cuisine.
>>27874923
>be me
>be preteen shithead
>want to eat that preteen pussy
>>27876480
>Please stop trying to make that a thing
neo-/mlp/ as a concept has been around for the last three years, ever since I first used the fucking term here.
You god damned motherfucking newflap piece of shit.
>>27888893
>newflap
your argument is perfectly correct, but please tell me that you aren't using a phone.
>>27888936
My phone is a 3g flip device, anon. I don't think I could use it to post even if I were so inclined.
>>27874923
>>27889064
"dont worry mr. handsome, i ain't here for the little girl, im here for your sexy ass, now are we gonna do this the hard way or the easy way?"
>>27889179
Homeboy really was just the BEST fuckin' wingman, wasn't he?
>>27889189
no anon, this is what a good, no great wing man looks like
>>27874975
Definitely This
>>27874975
that
>>27881742
Alternatively
>Rarity walks in
>"Anon, we're back from-- BY CELESTIA!"
>Oh shit, you've gotta explain what this is
"Now I KNOW this looks bad, but-"
>"'But' NOTHING! How dare you sully my poor Sweetie's honor! You won't get away with this, you filthy cur!" she says, going for her house's telephone
>Shit, if she's using British pseudo-swears she means buisiness
>You've got to do something to save your ass
>wait
>of course
>Sweetie's still on you
>You've got one shot
>You place your hand on Sweetie's head
"Killer Queen, Bomb #3" you whisper to yourself
>Your STAND flies into Sweetie's left eye
>Rarity has picked up the phone, you have to act fast
"Wait, Rarity!" you yell. "Are you really going to do this? Do you really believe without a shadow of a doubt that I'm guilty of trying to molest your sister?"
>Rarity sneers at you.
>"Of COURSE I do, Anon! I will do everything in my power to make sure that you are locked up for as long as the courts will allow!
>You sigh.
"Sorry, I can't let that happen."
>You grab Sweetie by the shoulders, illiciting a "Hey!" from her
>With all your strength you push her from across the room into Rarity
>Sweetie hits Rarity and falls on her butt, then begins screaming
>This must be her first time seeing him, the poor girl
>It's over.
>You begin to shout
"KILLER QUEEN! BITES THE DUST!"
>Both Sweetie and Rarityget disintegrated by the massive explosion that ensues
"IT'S WOOOOORKING!"
>You blink, and suddenly you're back at your home
"YES! I'm back!" you yell.Hope I got how Killer Queen's 3rd bomb works right
>>27889531
damnit i fucked up the spoilers
>>27875322
Intriguing green text.
>>27881742
>"Somebody call 911!"
>What? No! I'll be shot!"
>"Nonsense, Anon. You're green, not black."
>>27875929
this nigga gets it
>>27874923
Be sad it's not Apple Bloom, but it's better than nothing, so go with it.
>>27889531
>Not severing your own hand and letting Sheer Heart Attack rampage to give you time
>>27875929
For a bit, I had misread that as RARITY's wedding. If that was the case, I'm fairly sure she'd have no room to judge here...
I mean spike's what, 15 pony years old?
>>27889274
>you will never play shirtless volleyball with you're super muscular sweaty best friends
Life sucks
>>27891460
s-stupid frogposter
