Do you think Applejack ever feels insecure about being an earth pony?
I want Applejack to get hit by a bus.
>>27873917
>let's have a race rainbow dash
>you can't use your wings
>she knows she can't compete
kek
>>27873918
HOH BOY HERE COMES A NEW MEME
ALMOST BETTER THAN DELET THIS XDDDDDDD
>>27873949
I want ironic shitposters to get hit by a bus.
This thread is sure going places
>>27873960
I want that place to get hit by a bus.
>You are Applejack
>One of your friends is Princess and co ruler of Equestria
>Another has finally fulfilled her ambition to join the Wonderbolts
>Another now owns several boutiques, is widely considered a chic and sophisticated mare and, even before her success was held to be an accomplished artist in her own right
>Your other friends aren't quite as ambitious but never needed to be
>One of them loves animals and the other is perfectly content with her life as it it
>But you?
>You're stuck with the family business.
>Even if you'd had dreams of your own it would be selfish to pursue them, you're just too integral to the farm
>Ponies never outright insult you, or even think badly of you
>But you're never going to be anything more than 'that quaint farmer'
>You're stuck with your lot in life
>And to top it off you never had any of the options that your friends did
>You're an athletic mare in your own right and had you been born a pegasus, you could have made it as a Wonderbolt
>You're not an intellectual either but you work hard
>Maybe you wouldn't have made it as a scholar but who says you couldn't have been a potion maker or conjurer?
>You tried expressing these feelings to your friend Twilight once but she just didn't understand
>Since birth she could have been anything she'd wanted
>But you were always destined to be nothing more than Applejack
No because she has the best Apple booty there is
![fc4c1d874c89452fa99d8ac44b8eafc6[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VcDv2BU.jpg "fc4c1d874c89452fa99d8ac44b8eafc6[1].jpg")
Don't know about AJ, but it sure would explain Pinkie Pies overcompensation.
>>27873974
>"Applejack darling, I never know you felt like this."
>"If you really want to be something greater how about you work at the counter in one of my boutiques? I could use another mareployee and who knows, if you're good at your job maybe you'll even make it to assistant manager one day!"
>>27873917
Being an earth pony=ok
Being a southerner=not ok
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>>27873974
>>27873989
That feel when you know that Applejack only exists because she can't be killed off
Mudponies are uselss and irrelevant.
Genociding them would change absolutely nothing to the world.
In fact, let's genocide the pegasi too.
There are only two forces that matters, technology and magic, and unicorns have excel at both ( and have the exclusivity on one ).
DEATH DEATH DEATH
>>27873974
I want to comfort Applejack and lift her self esteem
>>27874023
I want to lift her tail and insert my penis in her vagina, if you catch my drift.
>>27874028
I don't but it sounds lovely
>>27874028
I want to comfort her by stuffing her hoof in mymouthif you catch my drift
>>27873974
Spose, but oh well, she's still the sexiest pone.
>>27873974
>you never had any of the options that your friends did
But she were given a chance to live as a city pony when she was a filly, with Uncle and Aunt Orange.
But then she realized farm life was happier than city life. She's content with her current life.
"A-pple-ja-a-a-a-a-A-A-A-A-A-ACK!"
>"What in tarnation-?!"
"Help! The bees! THE BEE-EE-EE-EE-EEEEES!"
>SHIT!
>You're being persued by a giant swarm of bees and you're desperate for help!
>You've been running through town, trying to get others to help, but most ran away, terrified of both you and the oncoming swarm.
>You're only option left was to take your chances through Sweet Apple Acres.
>You'd tried hiding in a trough of water, but the bees still found you.
>You've been using it as a makeshift cover ever since as you continue to drip water everywhere, soaking wet.
>What did you do to deserve this?!
"Consarn it! Ah'll be right on over! Go hide in the barn!"
>That human always manages to land himself in to trouble, some way or another!
>Just what was he goin' to about himself without ya?
>You're the middle child of the Apple Family and you've got a little 'bee' problem to take care of.
>Grabbing your broom in mouth, beside you on the porch, you make your way down the all-too-familiar dirt path once more before making a right towards the barn.
>In a way, you didn't mind the things that human brought your way.
>It added a little more substance to your day to make things different; a little less mundane, a little less of a routine.
>>27874220
>You find yourself feeling sorry for the fellah in this situation.
>Those bees, sure as rain and shine, are mighty relentless and they sure as hell do sting when they get ya.
>But this guy ain't even got a coat like y'all ponies do!
>He's gonna be shinin' bright with marks once the day is through if you weren't gonna get there in time!
>This sucks.
>Here you are, stuck in a smelly barn and surrounded by livestock.
>Applejack probably won't appreciate you calling them that, but that's what you're going with any way.
>The buzzing is loud and terrifying from just behind the door.
>You were thankful that this barn was fantastically built and not even a single, small hole in it's structure was in view - otherwise you'd most certainly be mauled by those things right now.
>Smart fuckers knew how to persue.
>A loud swatting noise can be heard thumping against the barn door along with a muffled, but familiar voice.
>Bless this pony for she was your saviour in such trying times.
>>27874226
>After a number of smacks with the broom, the bees are on the retreat.
>You couldn't muster up a gust of wind to blow them away, nor could you bundle them up in a ball, casting a magic spell - but this was effective enough.
>Now to check in on the human.
>Opening the barn doors, you're greeted with an amusing sight; the human, in nothing but his decorative underwear.
>After a good, hearty chuckle, he explains how he had to ditch the clothes to gain a greater distance from his persuers.
"Ha! Yeah, right! Like that'd make much difference! Those fellahs would track ya to the edge of Equestria and beyond!"
>"So how do I get them to stop?!", he asks looking rather panicky.
"How long's this been goin' on for?"
>"Uh... about a week 'n' a half?"
"AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! Y-Ya really musta done somethin' stupid to piss them folks off THAT much!"
>"I... I took a nap in a tree and didn't notice the hive-"
"Oh my dear Cel-est-i-hah-hah-hah..."
>You were breaking down at this point.
>You may be an earth pony but THIS?
>Darn it, Granny taught you better than to think this way but sweet Celestia!
>This was too rich.
>>27874230
"Ha ha. Yeah, whatever. Lick it up, already."
>The orange pony makes an attempt to hold back their continued laughter and tones it down to snickering.
>At this point, this is probably the best you can do.
"Please, Applejack. I need a way to get them to stop stalking me."
>AAAAAnd just like that, she's on the floor laughing.
>This fucking pony.
>If she wasn't so damn cute.
>You decide to get your revenge, putting aside the trough and approaching her in her laughing fit.
>Kneeling down to her side, you slowly extend your hand, just above her belly.
>You wait for her laughter to die down and for her to crack open an eye lid before making your attack.
>Her laughter dies quickly the moment she sees you hand over her.
>"Woah nelly...!"
>And just like that, you've got one of her left hindlegs kicking in delight as you rub circles around her cute tum-tum.
>The hairs were much thinner here and the skin was slightly more visible on this mare's underbelly.
>Other ponies tended to be ticklish whilst others, like Applejack, had a reaction similar to this.
>It looked like she was on cloud nine.
>"Nnnn..."
>Her head rests back as her hat falls to the hay floor behind her, tailing swishing from side to side like a content puppy.
>This was one of the rare moments you could really enjoy.
>>27874234
>The pony would tend to forget what was going on and would fall in to a state of bliss.
>"Yeah... that's it..."
>You'd occassionally feel your hand brush against a teat, which would ellicit a squeak out of the mare, but she didn't seem to mind.
>These ponies were small and cuddly, but were packed like a wound-up spring, full and bursting with such energy.
>Seeing such a being splayed out and relaxed like this was wonderful.
>"G-Gimme a lil' scritch... down a lil' dow-just there... yeah... woahhhh..."
>Her hindleg kicks more quickly between intervals as she cranes her neck up a little to look at you.
>She's too weak to your assault hold up for long before her head just collapses the short distance back against the hay floor.
"This is what you get for laughing at me."
>You keep going until you start to see her wink down there, which causes her to plead submission.
>Pulling back, you allow her a moment to rest and catch her breath before slowly getting up on weak legs.
>"Darn it, you... ugh... ah'll see what ah can find from... Granny's storage cabinet..."
>Sluggishly, she makes her way towards the barn door before you scoop her up in your arms, craddling her like a kitten or a baby.
>Resigning to your hold, she offers you her gratitude as you make your way back along the path towards her home.
>This was probably when things started moving forward between you two.
>>27873921
She wanted them to be on equal footing you insufferable dashfag. Applejack can't fly but Dash has legs.
>>27874255
Dash doesn't have legs.
>>27874273
>>27874255
>equal footing
>You can't use what you've trained your whole life(Your Wings)
>But I can use what I've trained my whole life(My legs)
>>27874295
One can completely skip obstacles by flying over them while the other has to dodge them. Dont you think that this would be a little bit unfair?
>>27874255
don't you meanequal hoofing
>>27873918
>>27874255
>>27874312
So what you're saying is... she is inferior and needs dash to restrict her born abilities to perform like an earth pony
Let's also review all the times a unicorn did her job better
>winter wrap up
Days of work vs hrs with unicorn
>that episode where apple jack is tired
Twilight picked half an acer in one second
>flimflam
Had aj not gotten help and she would have lost. Flim and flam made an equally as good product with less effort and more barrels.
Oh, and that time starlight made a cake in 2 seconds and earth pony momma cake got peeved.
if her parents had wing or magic they could of stopped that boulder that killed em
>>27873974
why my waifu
>>27874295
>im better at you at running!
>proceeds to use wings
the point of a competition is to compare how you do at the same thing.
>>27873917
>>27873997
Texas here, we've got STEM jobs and oil. cry more Commiefornia
>>27874901
*Could have
>>27874239
Not an applefag, but that was really nice.
No, because background ponies doesn't have feels.
>>27873974
haha stupid redneck bitch
>>27873974
Wow this is just sad, poor Applejack
>>27873917
We need more episodes about racism.
>>27875121
>Stem jobs and oil
And snipers
>>27874239
Need more
>>27873974
F-fuck.
>>27873974
>Be Applejack
>Hard work every day
>Delicious apple food during deserved rest
>Surrounded by a loving family
>Happy with your life
>Some ponies are trying to prove shit
>>27878020
>Surrounded by a loving family
I especially liked the scene where her parents told her how proud of her they are.
>>27873917
Isn't she like, up there in the top physically strongest earth ponies in equestria?
Twilight has the best magic, rainbow dash is the fastest and most agile, and applejack is on her way to being the literal strongest.
Granted, the other three have much less combat focused skills, but they're more invaluable in out of battle and social skill checks.
>>27878063
You are just jelly her parents are shooting stars and yours are just old farts.
>filthy mud pony
>only use in life bucking trees
>only one willing to fuck her is her brother
>useless
What the fuck do you think, OP?
>>27878065
>I haven't watched episode 13 the post
Dash DESTROYS Applejack at Hoof wrestling in that episode.
>>27878065
she lost every competition at the rodeo in the last roundup.
Also, earth ponies aren't that strong; they're at most slightly above average physically, but that's not much: its like in Xmen if you have a person who's "power" is "can benchpress 300 pounds" compared to "Can manipulate reality", they aren't equal in any way shape or form.
>>27878154
>Dash DESTROYS Applejack at Hoof wrestling in that episode.
She can also read.
Literally superior in every aspect.
>>27878154
>>27878170
The joke was RPG logic.
>>27878020
>Happy with your life
Yeah, being stuck bucking trees for the rest of her life, wonderful
>>27878154
And dash lost to AJ in the strength contest, but it easy to forget when you don't watch the episode
>yfw you realize Applejack could be replaced by pretty much every other pony
>>27873917
No, but I bet she secretly feels ugly even tho she is very pretty because she doesn't get to put on dresses and act girly like the other ponys
>>27873917
Earthpony Pride Equestria Wide
>>27878883
>delusion: the post
How fitting you post with Derpy at that.
>>27874189
She used to feel insecure about her background and her rural background when she was a filly
>>27873989
when she first met Rarity she called her 'Miss Rarity'
Her time in the city helped her accept her background
>>27873917
#MudPonyLivesMatter
>>27873917
>>27879891
>those noses
>>27873917
>always wanted to write a story about a young Applejack writing Princess Celestia to ask if she could be turned into a pegasus
>never got around to doing it
Maybe I should try and knock it out in one night?
>>27880081
do it you wimp
>>27880081
Do it, or I'll run you over with a bus, paint you black (so I can get away with it) and fuck your corpse.
>>27880081
I will if you won't. That shit'll be lovely
>>27880185
>>27880157
>>27880105
Fuck it, gonna do it. Trip on for maximum attentionwhoring.
>>27873917
i think she should feel insecure about the fact that she walks around COMPLETELY NAKED all the time so all the other ponies are always seeing her vag, anus and nipples.
>>27880229
>she walks around COMPLETELY NAKED all the time
She's actually the only one of the mane 6 who normally wears clothes.
>>27880283
Bullshit
all she wears is a HAT
>>27880350
As opposed to clothes horse, who normally wears...?
>>27880212
Welp, lurk mode initiated.
>>27880350
sir you're disturbing the other customers
>>27880350
t. Tf2
>>27874239
More plz
>>27880081
Pre moving to the Oranges, or post?
Post wouldn't make any sense. And being a pegasus means no more growing skills.
>>27881126
Pre. I'm up to 1,200 words, but I have work in the morning and it's getting late. I don't think I can do it, bros.
>>27873974
>what are hobbies
I mean, her mother left her a sketchbook where she drew as a hobby. Can't see why Applejack couldn't be a polymath, even if it is for more rural based interests.
t. G.M.Berrow
>>27873974
Horn is the equivalent of a stem degree
Wings are trades
Earth pony’s are just ponies, unskilled/low value labour.
>>27878020
>"I'm proud to be an earth pony"
>You noticed her voice cracked when she said this.
>A couple of pegasi snickered from across the street.
>>27882101
>Horn is the equivalent of a stem degree
what's the pony equivalent of not being able to get a job in your field because they're all taken by H1B pooinloos
>>27882101
So that's why Sunburn is a neet.
>>27882938
>Sunbum
That's probably what his dad called him before he got a job.
>>27881147
Update. Up to 3,000 words now. This shit is happening.
