Please help me, I want off the ride but I just fucking can't get off! Mr. Bones has no goddamn mercy...
>Sunset Shimmer will never beat you up and piss in your lunchbox
>Sunset will never ambush you in the hallway
>She will never push you against a locker while pushing her breasts against you
>She will never see your boner and smile before kicking you in the balls
>Sunset Shimmer will never demand you open your mouth and say "ahhhhh" so she can spit into it