Why is she so perfect?
>>27861482
Because she has
>hooves
>>27861482
I want to have hot passionate sex with Pinkie Pie.
>>27861482
Becauseshe is not real
>>27861499
Join the queue, faggot
>>27861514
Fuck you i'm first.
>>27861482
Who is she fucking?
>>27861592
Me.
>>27861597
I know right?
>>27861597
No me.
>>27861482
She is only perfect if you can fuck her in the ass.
>>27861775
>not wanting have babby with her
>>27861788
>wanting to have children
>>27861482
Stinky pink girl armpits.
>>27861818
But it's Pinkie's or your kid. YOU COULD START A FAMILTY WITH PINKIE PIE!
>>27861834
Too many responsibilities and too big a monetary drain, not to mention annoying af.
And worst of all, you'll have to share your waifu's love with some little shit you can never compete with.
No thanks f@m.
>>27861830
Would rather have sweaty pits then a crusty cunt.
>>27861482
She's so hot
>>27861818
>Not wanting to missionary for the sole purpose of recreation with your waifu
>Not wanting a family and then grow old with her.
>>27861482
Because you aren't a part of her life.
>>27861492
I love ponk
>>27865737
Sauce?
>>27865833
derpibooru.org/816658
>>27861492
>every so often the two Pinkies just switch places to see how the other side lives
>EQG Pank in amazement at all the common magic, and regular Pank going all gaga at simple stuff like cars
>>27861482
Because unlike Applejack, she doesn't flex her muscles, she'd rather chuckle.
Post more EQG ponk
>>27861983
T H I C C
>>27866167
>And here we observe the Donkus sirenius, feasting in its natural habitat
>>27866137