Twilight became cynical and began to hate the world. It just seemed ponies weren't as good as she thought they were. How do you lift her out of her cynicism?
>>27859854
I don't. I brood with her about the same thing with humans. And drink. Lots of drinking.
>>27859863
Yes, we need to turn her into an alcoholic.
>>27859868
Make MAS canon? I'm up for that.
>>27859863
>i drink alcohol to feel better
>>27859854
Thumb up the butthole.
>>27859905
Who said anything about feeling better?
>>27859905
>A common normie remedy makes you a fedora wearing neckbeard
Aren't you special?
>>27859919
>i drink alcohol when i feel bad
ftfm
>>27859854
>>27859931
its a social drug retard
treating it as anything else makes you a neckbeard
>>27859932
>I don't understand why people drink
It's okay. You'll be 21 some day.
>>27859944
Explain how. I fail to see why partaking in a socially acceptable activity that also happens to improve your mood makes you a basement dwelling reddit user. Then again, you are frogposting, so your opinion sort of invalidates itself.
>>27859878
Her and Taz are what makes that series great.
>>27859854
>How do you lift her out of her cynicism?
Hot monkey dick
>>27859944
>underageb& lectures us on booze
>>27859946
>21
>americans
>>27859965
its a meme
but seriously why would you drink by yourself?
that does mean you feel bad about something
>>27859995
>but seriously why would you drink by yourself?
Because it tastes good? Because it's fun? Because it can loosen someone up? Because it's relaxing?
There's tons of reason other than thinking it's to drown sorrows. Just because you saw it in a movie doesn't mean that's how it is for everyone everywhere at all times. Once you grow up, you'll know.
>>27859854
Let's be cynical together then.
>>27859944
>>27859995
Dumb frogposter.
>>27860009
i can only see myself drinking beer while watching sports and i do it sometimes
thats pretty much it
>>27860025
dumb
dumb frogposter
poster
>>27859854
Fuck her naughty ponut raw. She'll forget all about the other ponies after the first few world shattering maregasms
>>27859854
By redpilling her about the importance in not taking extremes. Why wait for the wind to blow your sail or expect nothing to happen when you can just adjust the sail?
I want Twilight and Starlight to make love
>>27859854
Leave her to wallow in her cynicism, hang out with the ponies that aren't shit
>>27859854
>How do you lift her out of her cynicism?
I would join her
>be me
>browsing /mlp/
>see this thread
>inb4 a bunch of edgy faggots are like "why lift her out, I would join her"
>decide to check thread out anyway
>mfw a bunch of edgy faggots are like "why lift her out, I would join her"
>>27859854
"I know for a fact that the show your the main character of has made at least one persons life a whole hell of a lot happier"
>>27861051
>/mlp/ is autistic
This surprises you?
>>27859905
Myself, I like to drink lots of alcohol and then meditate upon the three ecumenical creeds. 'Specially that Athanasian. Seems to need a fair deal of inebriation to make any sense.
>>27859854
The world should be hated only as a child should be hated. Should I hate a child for not knowing how to behave as an adult, or should I shepherd that child through its immaturity until it can behave as an adult?
This world is not in its final form and should not be judged as such. At least, not by us. Insofar as Equestria abdicates being an interesting fantasy realm with set deviations from Earth in favor of modern pop culture earth with horses, it also shares in this.
I give her this to read.
>>27859854
Cunnilingus
