Your waifu is now in charge of this site,what changes?
>>27858869
It gets shut down
>>27858869
More rules about niceness and shit.
On a related topic, who would be best pony to have as a mod? I think Pinkie, she'd be very lax on the rules.
>>27858869
/lit/ 2.0
it actually becomes a taiwanese sock puppet forum
>>27858869
Every image is replaced with Trixie's face, and all discussions must be about Trixie (In a positive light of course)
>>27858869
She tries to delete all "mean" posts and instead starts to endorse lewd greens.
>s5 glimmer
Not much would change really
>>27858869
Apples.
There is only apples.
>>27858869
>fluttershy
>in charge
do you even know my waifu OP?
>>27858929
She'll just ask nicely to stop posting illegal or forbidden things. She'll do so until you stop.
>>27858929
>Posting stuff I don't like? How about you take a hike!
>>27858869
Deleted
>>27858869
Goodbye Neo-/mlp/
A return to form.
>>27858869
Weekly music threads.
Thanks musicpons.
>The background of the board has flaming horse dicks cascading down constantly.
>>27858888
CHECKED! 4chan is now for Sock puppets!
>>27859049
>Implying she'll wouldn't just turn it into an official website that promotes her business
>>27858929
>>27859011
So, an hiro?
>>27858884
>> I think Pinkie, she'd be very lax on the rules.
She wouldn't allow any trolling or being mean whatsoever, you have to be nice to each other. No shitposting allowed
>>27858869
>"Ya' see, it's just more -practical- this way!"
"Applejack... what?"
>You stare in bewilderment at the new and improved 4chan.
>It's just one thread.
>The entire website is just a single page, and a single thread.
>That thread is about all of the site's topics at once.
>"See, I was gettin' mighty confused about all these boards and threads and sages and nokos and faggits and the like, so I just decided what the hey - and blended 'em all together!"
"But how does it... work? How are people supposed to know what to talk about?"
>"Oh that's easy! Since it's a single thread it's much more easy to moderate."
"I don't see how, how many unique visitors does 4chan get a month?"
>"Thirty mill'un."
"Fucking hell, there are thirty million people all talking over each other in that single thread?"
>"Nnnope! That's where I got smart see, I just banned everyone from the site."
"...You banned thirty million people from 4chan."
>"Yyup! Now it's jus' me an' the family. Oh! An' you too. An' also Twilight an' the girls, obviously. Also the Cakes, and I think the Mayor..."
"Applejack did you close off the entire site to everyone but the people living in Ponyville?"
>"Sure did!"
"Well uh, what do you all talk about?"
>"Apples!"
"Obviously apples are involved, but is there anything else?"
>"No no, you didn' understand, I mean apples."
"...Just appl--"
>"Just apples."
"Oh. What happens if someone -doesn't- talk about apples?"
>Applejack's smile vanishes.
>A dark look crosses her face.
>"Then their kind ain't welcome on my for-chanz."
>You stare in horror at the screen.
>Lyra!!H8shZsj3k was just banned from the board.
>Reason: 'I know where you live, Heartstrings'Strangely, despite all this, the site's never been better.
>>27858869
Oh god
>Spitfire
>Wonderbolt's and Other Flying Academies
>W.O.F.A.org
She'd be a little shocked about what we say about ponies in our art and greens but she'd get used to it and be decently lax on the rules, but would probably heavily monitor her general.
>>27858884
I would be a fucking peach if I knew that the sites telling me to be nice to one another were written by ponies.
>>27858869
>/mlp/ becomes red
>all porn/clop still is deleted
>only hands and hooves can be posted
What are their favorite boards?
>Twi: /sci/, /tg/?
>Pinkie: /s4s/, /b/
>RD: /fit/, /sp/
>Rarity: /fa/, /hm/
>Fluttershy: /an/, /out/
>Applejack: /ck/, /out/
>>27858910
>starts to endorse lewd greens.
I like this, I like this a lot.
>>27860900
>first mlp r34.png
>>27860937
>forgetting /lit/ for Twi, also /his/
>Pinkie is right
>RD/lgbt/
>add /soc/ for Rarity
>Fluttershy would go to /r9k/
>/diy/ for AJ
>>27861041
>FUCKING NORMIES GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD
>i-i mean, if that's alright
>>27860937
What a shit list.
>Twilight: /sci/ /lit/ /g/ /his/ /h/
>Pinkie: /b/ /x/ /toy/ she also shitposts on every other board and helps out in the request boards because she has every single picture saved.
>Dash: /sp/ /fit/ /u/ /news/ and either /co/ or /lit/ when nobody is looking.
>Rarity: /biz/ /fa/ /hm/ and /hc/ threads about gangbang.
>Applejack: /pol/ /diy/ /k/
>Fluttershy: Oh boy, /a/ /c/ /d/ /e/ /h/ /m/ /r/ /y/ /r9k/ /adv/ /an/ /cgl/ /ck/ /jp/ /mlh/ /out/ /po/
>>27861195
>Applejack: /pol/
Talk about shit lists
>>27861195
>Pinkie
>Has every single picture saved.
"Are you alright, Pinks? You look a bit... dead."
>"I-I've been awake for seventy-two hours, Anon."
"Holy--"
>"Look at this. L-look at it."
>She pulls back a curtain next to her.
>Giant black obelisks line the entire room behind the curtain.
>You stare in wonder.
"What -are- they?"
>"Servers, Anon."
"For what, exactly?"
>"The pictures."
"What pictures?"
>Her eyes go vacant, and she seems to be on the verge of expiring.
>"All of them."
>>27861191
>>27861226
That's my ponk!
>>27861245
All those (1) images for inflation
>>27861214
She's a working class familyfag and a traditionfag.
Of course she would browse pol to complain about how the system is unfair to her.
>>27858910
Why is Fluttershy so lewd?
>>27858910
So /b/ gets deleted and you get redirected to /mlp/ on visiting... 10/10
>>27859011
she posts the nice seal copypasta in every rekt thread and rages at those who hurt animals
>>27861195
>fluttershy
>r9k
Fuggggggggggggg
>>27859842
If this was real I would an hero
>>27858869
Ponies are banned and dragonposting is forced upon all boards.
>>27865131
>The best way to fuck with her is to post Sparity, she goes full fucking Navy Seal
>>27865150
Someone write this as a green. Please.
>>27859469
most underrated post of the month
>>27860106
She'd try to answer/correct posts about her world and everyone would just tell her to fuck off with her shitty headcanon.
>>27858910
I love our waifu.
>>27859049
/fa/ would just get a big revamp.
Everyone is still allowed to shitpost, things go on as usual, but you may never speak the queen's name in vain
>>27866265
She is truly a best.
>>27858910
Yes pls, I would fucking love it if /b/ and /pol/ were banned from this board. It would be our only safe haven.
The IP range of anyone who dumps those animal cruelty pics/webms on /b/ gets permanently banned.
the only boards allowed will be
/Trixie/
/greateandpowerful/
/Bestpony/
/me/
/Twilighttheshit/
/stagemagician/
All the mods will be fanatics devoted to her.
basically the perfect world
>>27858869
>Luna
4chan works only at night. Then she's told about timezones and everything is back like it was before. She's unable to moderate because she has troubles understanding modern speech.
>>27866749
So EQD basically
>>27858869
>would allow shitposting on any board, within moderation
>constantly would try to improve the sit and add new features, for good or bad
>occasionally will just fuck around with certain boards just for the fun of it
She'd be pretty top tier desu.
>>27862822
Pardon me, but what the fuck did you just say about me, sir? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Red Cross CPR Program, and I’ve been involved in numerous elderly assistance programs.I have over 300 confirmed days brightened. I am trained in good samaritanship and I’m the top crosswalk assistant in the entire US. You are nothing to me but just my fellow man. I will help you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this community, you have my fucking word. You think you can get away without a little support with that shit over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of neighborhood watch members across the USA and your local branch is being contacted right now so you better prepare for some assistance, sir. The assistance that helps out the wonderful little thing you call your life. You’re fucking welcome, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can aid you with any task in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in first aid, but I have access to the entire medical and comfort supply of the Volunteer Fire Department and I will use it to its full extent to lend a hand to your respectable ass anywhere on the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy support your little “clever” comment was about to bring directly upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you brilliant bastard. I will deliver aid all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking relieved, kiddo.
>>27861195
>implying Rarity wouldn't go on /cgl/ to argue with cosplay elitists and give unsolicited criticism to everyone who posts Lolita
>"So... So vile! So barbaric! So uncouth! It's- It's! D-Don't stop writing green about me you horny monkey..."
>>27865158
>Ember takes over 4chan
>Rip Hiro he an hiro'd
>Global rules changed
>Ponies are banned
>Dragonposting is forced upon all boards
>You post Sparity
>She Replies:
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>27866824
I'll have you know, sir, that I have saved your high quality pasta.
>>27866315
I would shitpost by speaking her name at least three times a day.
>shitposting is not welcome, although not moderated
>any form of disrespect is censored or deleted
>illegal stuff is allowed and monitored
>noone's anonymous anymore
>>27866807
>Hiro is luna
That's why he speaks moon runes!
>/hair/ - Hair Care and Styling is created immediately. Everyone's obligated to contribute posting there at least occasionally if they don't want to be perma-banned
>clumsily tries to force maneposting into being a memeby any 'manes' necessary
>strictly enforces /mlp/'s blue board status, but only to explicitly make exceptions if it's lewd fan art of herself
>allows Power Ponies discussion on /co/, and loosens the enforcement to rule 15
>strongly encourages sexually humiliating content at the expense of the Power Ponies on any board (especially rape greens and kinky fan art)
>lets people get banned without provocation just to get a laugh out of other anons (usually to optimize the reaction of joke posts, like that chocolate milk webm)
>also dispenses bans over mild provocations whenever the userbase begins to rile her up, which would be often
>randomly tries out stupid gimmicks that makes no sense, like 'styles' that give boards her own obnoxiously saturated color pallet, green hair edits on all reaction images, etc.
>will inadvertently get the site shut down by encouraging the distribution of illegal content
