Hey /mlp/, there's this 3DPD nohooves girl that I like, and she's a ponyfag too, and she likes vidya too, and she lurks /mlp/ too, and she's cute, and she thinks I'm cute too. I'm really nervous because I've never been in a relationship before. What do I say to her?
>rape
>>27857883
>vidya
fuck off degenerate
>>27857883
>"I'm not really a mobilefag, I swear!"
>>27857883
tell her that you like her and ask if she would be interested in dating you. don't screw up a friendship though if you aren't sure shes into you. hope this helps
>>27857883
So you're saying you're going to cheat on your waifu?
>>27857883
Cuckold
>>27857883
>3DPD nohooves girl
Stopped reading there
>>27857883
Tell her that you go on 4chan for relationship advice. I'm sure she'll understand.
>>27857883
>boop her
>>27857949
This.
neo-/mlp/: where normies come to ask for help on relationship problems
what the fuck happened to this place
>>27857899
This. Also don't pretend to be something else to impress her. She already knows you're an autistic horsefucker; don't hide it. Maybe play down your faggotry so she knows that's not all you are, but don't hide it. Good luck, breh.
>>27857959
Season 3 happened. It's been shit ever since.
>>27857883
Show her this thread
>>27857883
>and she's a ponyfag too, and she likes vidya too, and she lurks /mlp/ too
So she's either morbidly obese or has a penis.
Don't bother, buy something nice with the money you'd waste on the relationship instead.
>>27857949
Like this?
>>27857959
>replying to bait
sure is summer in here
>>27857883
>and she lurks /mlp/ too
Won't she see this thread then?
>>27857883
If she browse /mlp/ then most likely she's the tomboy "independent" type who "don't need no man" liberal bitch. Don't even bother.
>>27857899
Pretty much this. Best of luck anon.
>>27857883
Well you could always just tell her how you feel. There's a decent chance, based on what you've described, that she likes you as well. You can also just stumble through asking her out and spill spaghetti everywhere and she'll still get the message and at worst let you down gently. Remember, she's a person too, she's not going to shit on you for openly expressing your feelings towards her. Or you could take a third option and use some incredibly autistic and corny mlp-related opening line, like 'you're the applejack of my eye' or some shit like that. It all really depends on her temperament. Which mane 6 horse does she resemble most?
>>27858020
Who hurt you anon? I've never met a tomboy who acted that way.
>>27858220
>Who hurt you anon?
Everyone I've ever met.
>>27857883
What the fuck are you asking here for?
>>27858220
>she's a person too
>she's not going to shit on you for openly expressing your feelings towards her
Pick one.
>>27857883
>replying to the bait
Tell her(him) that you want to take her(him) out on a date and see if your friendship(stalking) turns into something more.
Simple as that.Don't forget the duct tape.
>>27857959
I bet you browse /cancer9k/.
>>27857883
Make a thread asking her and watch the magic happen.
>>27858318
To be frank, I'd rather have /r9k/ here than /adv/ or /soc/. At least /r9k/ knows not to put sperg out on /mlp/ with shit nobody cares about.
>>27858227
You're a shitterfag so you deserve it.
>>27858338
I'd rather have /r9k/ too, but that is a blatant lie. /r9k/ is the king of sperging out at the smallest provocation.
>>27857883
You must be at least 18 to view this site.
>>27858351
True, but /r9k/ spergs where it's appropriate. At least as far as 4chan is concerned.
>>27857883
>implying any girl in this fandom would settle for a >no-horse-dick human
>>27858357
I hardly call freaking out and comparing 2D perfection to 3D to prove their points "appropriate."
Still better than "muh gf/bf" shit though.
>>27858368
>>27858368
>implying any female, horse or not would prefer a 15 second hump session because of a horse penis
>>27858384
no standards
>>27858429
Keep telling yourself that.
>>27858429
>implying i'm worth having standards
>>27858384
no standards
>>27858318
Where do you think you are, Facebook?
I found this pic on my folder a few days ago. It's still relevant nowadays...
>>27857883
She sounds fat as fuck.
>>27858384
No standards.
>>27858535
I remember a time when Myspace was popular.Those were dark times. I'm glad they're over.
>>27857883
Ask if she'll dress up like a pony
>>27858429
>>27858527
>>27858545
Says the degenerate
>>27858429
>>27858527
>>27858545
I guess it's the new meme to reply with "no standards".
>>27858507
Looks like you're out of business.
>>27858541
She's a tiny bit tubby, but she still gives me a chubby.
>>27858600
so basically, the best fucking thing ever, you can do this bro.
>>27857896
I don't get why being a mobilefag is such a bad thing. I rarely use 4chan on my computer. You can literally browse anywhere, next to anyone, conveniently.
I've been able to write nasty-ass greentext outside of my own home for years.
>>27858384
>current year
>not having standards
>>27858384
no standards
>>27858617
i mobilepost in the bathroom, literally shitpost
>>27858665
I'm sure no one has ever made that joke in the entire time mobile computers have been a thing. Well done, Anonymous.
>>27857993
>not wanting a trap bf
>implying trap bfs aren't the best because they're insecure and not girls
Why would you want an actual girl?
>>27858992
If my choices are crazy and crazy, I'd rather take the crazy with an actual pussy.Besides, they are just obnoxious and that doesn't gel with me. I've known 3 "traps" so far and they've all been pretty annoying and approval seeking.
>>27857883
"Ayy bby, wan fug?"
That should do it.
>>27857883
Just ask her out, dude
>>27858992
>traps
>ever
>>>/r9k/
And fucking stay there.
>>27857883
"Would you like to get a coffee?"
"Sure."
Date 2: Would you like to see the movie _____ with me?
>>27858992
>>27857993
Oh, this person has a vagina. And ovaries. And menstrates. If I'm spelling that correctly.
>>27859349
and you've observed this menstruation?
>>27858429
>>27858527
>>27858545
>>27858638
>>27858647
I'm glad people are realizing this. Guess some anons read my post calling them out or realized it themselves.
>>27859533
You never called anything out, though. You simply misunderstand the image. The people in this thread haven't actually realized anything, because there is nothing to realize. They are probably only replying with that because they know it will me to reply attempting to correct them.
>>27858600
So when the fuck are you gonna be doing this? I wanna see the results!
>>27861030
Why did you bump this? It was almost dead. Faggot.
>>27857883
Ask her which pony is her favorite, then laugh at her.
>>27858547
But things are better now with Facebook?
>>27857883
Askin /mlp/Seriously tho Man the fuck up m8
>>27857959
>neo-/mlp/
You do know in the early days the people here would obsess over low-effort cosplay camwhores, right? Hell even in vocaroo threads if you were a female or could pull off a female voice and make lewd sounds it's a guaranteed 10-20 replies.
>>27858617
The stigma against mobile posters stems from a few reasonings:
1. it's harder to type out thoughtful posts on a phone's small text pad, so mobile posters are more likely to make short inconsequential shitposts instead
2. it's fairly easy to ban evade on a phone network, so it's assumed most mobilefags have no respect or appreciation for the community and will likely post off-topic, derail threads, or otherwise be a general nuisance without too much fear toward being b&
3. last but certainly not leastget a fucking computer you lazy, casul cunt. Everyone else is being the obligatory basement dwelling antisocial neckbeard with an aversion to sunlight, thanks Chad.;^)
>>27858992
Found it http://g.e-hentai.org/g/651911/b83189c4e8/
>>27857883
>she lurks /mlp/ too
>>27857883
>Betraying your waifu for 3DPD
>>27857883
>lurks /mlp/
>posts to /mlp/ asking how to fuck a girl who lurks /mlp/
Just keep digging that grave deeper, OP.
>>27857883
Get her a stuffy of her favorite pone?
>>27858384
No standards
>>27857883
Bump because Iwant ops waif to see how pathetic he is.
>>27866982
Lmao
>>27867337
>>27857883
>she
https://youtu.be/SCcVrLcGD7k
>>27857883
having girlfriends in real life while browsing /mlp/ is not allowed
>>27857949
DO IT OP SHE WILL GIVE YOU THE S U C C
>>27858384
>not having a moral barometer
Op seriously just do it and get it over with, i asked a girl out a bit ago and got rejected but just came back here to cheer up
>>27857883
>Your story
I call "shit that never happened" for $500
>pic related
>>27858443
>>27858493
>>27858560
>>27858587
>being this new
>>27857883
Ask her out. Don't be blunt, but don't try to overdo it either.
>>27858617
People complain about anything these days. Ignore their bullshit.
