This is MY pineapple
>>27856279
Give it back
>>27856279
What ep is this from
I want to snuggle the pineapple horse
>>27856351
S4E22
>>27856279
>ywn be her pineapple
A pineapple gets more love than me
>>27856279
>nigger fruit
no loss desu
>>27856279
This pony kinda reminds me of someone
>>27856388
>Pineapples are nigger Fruita
Uh, that's oranges, famstraning-order.
>>27856388
>nigger fruit
>anything but bananas
study chimpology
>>27856397
Bananas are nigger fruit, to be straightforward famalia
>>27856279
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g21hB7gaAY4
>>27856279
you better keep your goddamn pineapple away from MY pizza
>>27856407
>>27856424
fun fact; wild animals eatzeropounds of bananas a year
>>27856424What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>27856279
What if pone was pineapple?
Then pineapple would be worthless.
>>27856279
I FUCKING love pineapples.
>>27856279
This is my pineapple. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My pineapple is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my pineapple is useless. Without my pineapple, I am useless. I must eat my pineapple true. I must eat faster than my enemy who is trying to outeat me. I must outeat her before he outeats me. I will...
My pineapple and I know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit...
My pineapple is pony, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its spikes, its bumps and its leaves. I will keep my pineapple clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...
Before Celestia, I swear this creed. My pineapple and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is Equestria's and there is no enemy, but peace
>>27856279
that's honestly so fucking cute dude
why are the ponies so cute guys i just wanna cuddle them so bad
>>27856666
We all know that feel, satan
>>27856543
go ruin something else BLONK
>>27856666
ah, my quads command you all to my biddingi want every one to give me all of their pokémon candyalso, dubs
>>27856279
I want to take this pineapple for no other reason than to see this mare's reaction, watch her eyes get moist, watch her snivel and sob, and then give it back to her without apology or explanation.
>>27856666
Calm down super satan, we understand.
This is my pineapple. There are many like it, but this one is mine. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me my pineapple is useless. Without my pineapple, I am useless.
dead as fuck
>>27857073
Its 4am EST & 10 GMT... Who is even up to post?
>>27856499
You beat me to it, you glorious bastard.
>>27857136
>>27856279
please share with me i need it for pizza
>>27857709
>>27856279
Okay fine but does it explode? It's worthless if it's not an exploding pineapple.
>>27857709
>crimes_against_food.tiff
I totally would a Sassaflash
>>27858298
But bacon pinapple pizza is GOAT
>when she catches you tampering with her pineapple
>>27856424
Do you likemmmmmmniggers?
Ananas
>>27856388
>>27856397
>>27856407
>>27856424
It's watermelon, you dumbshits.
