Would you a teenager fluffy heart?
>>27856038
Her design makes me want to throw up
>>27856038
Yeah
>tfw no princess pony gf
>>27856038
We're like, her uncle, or something.
>>27856038
Sure
>>27856038
>Last panel
kek'd hard i didn't expect it
No, but I would took on me to do the honor killing and present her to her dead body to the parents.
Cadence and Shining Armor deserve at least that much.
>>27856038
Yes.This is making me like her too much, fuck.
Yes
>>27856174
Your point?
>>27856310
UNCLES CAN'T FORNICATE THEIR NIECES YOU FUCK, BIOLOGICAL OR NOT! IT'S WRONG!
WROOONG!WRONG
I need green of teenage anon and teenage flurry getting into trouble.
>>27856038
I don't think I could. She's clearly only interested in sex purely as a means to lash out at her parents, her body might enjoy it, but her mind is going to be elsewhere and being only half-into the whole sex thing is a real turn-off for me.
Plus, even it's not incestuous, it's still creepy to know she'd probably be thinking of her parents during the deed.
>>27856390
>she'd probably be thinking of her parents during the deed.
that makes 2 of us
>>27856038
I'm sorry but I have to comment on "Fluffy Heart". It sounds adorable.
The way she looks in the last panel was done perfectly.
Would anyone be interested in a half ass story of teen anon and teen flurry?
>>27856621
DO IT FAGGOT
>>27856621
Go for it. I need more teenager Flurry in my life.
>>27856038
over eighteen, she can be my queen!
>>27856390
>I don't think I could. She's clearly only interested in sex purely as a means to lash out at her parents, her body might enjoy it, but her mind is going to be elsewhere and being only half-into the whole sex thing is a real turn-off for me.
Not giving her the fucking of a lifetime, so that her mind does focus on what you're doing. It's like you're some kind of faggot
>>27856621
>>27856640
>>27856679
>Be Anon.
>Right now, you're kicking back in your room.
>At the Canterlot Palace to be exact.
>Sixteen years ago, you were found by a royal gaurd patrol in the everfree forest.
>Your 'mother' and 'auntie' thought you were some sort of monkey and decided to keep you.
>The look on their face when you called your mother a 'fat ass' was priceless according to the gaurds.
>So was your's when she slapped the ever loving shit out of you.
>Today is the worst day out of the whole year.
>Its Diplomat day.
>Which means you can't walk around in your underwear, be repulsive, or swear at all.
>The underwear thing is stupid.
>Ponies walk around naked constantly, and your pretty sure you've seen a few mare gaurds eyeing your junk more than once.
>Must be HMD, or better known as, Hot Monkey Dickicitous.
>...
>Yeah, thats probably the kind of thinking that got your mother to remove mare gaurds from your hall.
>A knock on your door, brings you out of your little world.
"Yeah?"
>A gaurd sticks his head in.
>"Your mother would like a word with you prince anonymous."
"Fuck, give me a minute."
>He gives a scolding look before disappearing behind the thick wooden door.
>You climb out of bed, and pull a shirt out of your massive dresser.
>Iron Mareden is scrawled across the top in white, followed by a picture of a mare carrying the union sun over the body of dead ponies.
>Eh, to edgy.
>You put it on, and pull out a white button up shirt.
>You throw on some jeans and sneakers and make the trek towards your door.
>Pulling on the old heavy door, it creaks and groans.Continue?
>>27856336
That's her fetish
>>27856816
>Continue?
Do you even need to ask?
Make it cute faggot
>>27856816
>Continue?
Of course.
>>27856038
>fluffy heart
I just don't care anymore. I'm so sick of newfags and Morons
>>27856336
>uncle
how are we her uncle? were not married.
>>27856038
Nah, because then I get dragged into more teenage drama bs because despite the fact she just threw the offer out there, she doesn't want to be used like a cumrag, she thought I would commit after that. What do you mean I'm gunna pay child support? I have to, after all she clearly does not need a husband, but she needs someone to pay for her kids.
>>27856893
reminder that she's a horse and you're a human. makes it very unlikely that any little bastard of hers would also be yours.
>>27856688
But I'm an adult, and nothing an adult can do will change the mind of a teenager.
>>27856816
>After about 10 minutes of walking, you reach your mothers room.
>Two guards stand at attention outside.
>Your mothers and aunties doors were both engraved with their cutie marks.
>A large sun was burned and bleached into the old worn door.
>It was fitting for your mother, as the door was accompanied by milk white marble and stone pillars.
>The guards salute you and open the door with their magic.
>On the other side, a nice white carpet and large bed are in the first room.
>"Your mother is in the study room."
>You walk in and the large doors close behind you.
>"Nonny? Is that you?"
>You sigh, not sadly, but happily.
"Yes mom. Its me."
>A large door on the other side of her bedroom opens up, revealing a rainbow mane and a tall mare.
>She smiles and walks over to her bed.
>Even though your pretty tall, your mother has a good 4 inches on you.
>Sitting down on her bed, she pats the spot next to her.
>You slowly walk towards the bed, before turning into a full sprint and tackling your mother into her bed.
>She giggles and laughs as you hold on her way down.
>"Oh nonny, what would I do with out you?"
"What wouldn't you do without me?"
>After a few minutes, you roll off of her and regain your composure.
>"Anon, you remember your other aunt right? Cadence?"
>The gears in your head turn and soon the thought of a fruit rollup colored mare pops up in your head.
>HI ANON.
>You shudder and nod.
>"Well, since im meeting with the other ambassadors today, she'll also be joining us."
>Confused as to where this is going, you just nod again.
>"Along with her husband, Shining Armor and your cousin Flurry."
>Flurries coming to visit?
>"She also the same age as you, so you two should get along just fine."
>There's a hint of innuendo in that last sentence, but you ignore it.
"Alright, but how does this pertain to me?"
>She groans and sits up, fixing her hair before looking over at you.
>"Well, you'll be spending the day with her."
>What.
"What?"
>>27856960
Clearly you've never studied advanced interrogation techniques
>>27856310
Stop
>>27856967
You have not dealt with many teenage girls before, have you?
>>27856985
Why would I? I have my waifu
>>27856967
>>27856976
>>27856985
>>27856998
Ladies, please stop fighting.
>>27856962
>She smiles and gets out of bed.
>No no no, this is bullshit!
"Why do I have to spend the day with her?"
>"Sweetie, she hasn't been to Canterlot since her birth, and im sure she would need a strong, young, stallion to escort her around while she takes in the sights~"
>You fold your arms and pout.
>"Which means no funny business, no boyish or juvenile acts, and no mischief."
"Yes ma'am."
>"Good, now run along. They should be here any minute now."
>You get up and head towards the door.
>"Oh, and anonymous."
>You turn towards her with a quizzical look.
>"Don't be to rough with her, all right?"
>You grin and knock on the door.
>The guards on the other side pull it open, and you leave.
>Meanwhile, In front of the palace.
>Your name is Flurry Heart
>And right now, you're a little irritated.
>Mom dragged you to this stupid meeting along with daddy.
>Why did they even bring you? You're not even old enough to be a diplomat!
>Daddy won't stop talking about how you're going to love your day here.
>You're standing outside the main doors of the palace.
>Down 20 flights of stairs.
>You do have to admit, this place is pretty small.
>Nothing compared to the crystal palace.
>"Sweetie, are you ready to go meet Aunt Celestia and Luna?"
>Eghhh.
"Yes father."
>"Well, standing there isn't going to get us any closer, come on!"
Tell me how im doing, im gonna hit the sack and then go to bed.
>>27857107
>Ladies, please stop fighting.
I'm not fighting, this is foreplay
>>27857107
caught my interest. also
>im gonna hit the sack and then go to bed
Isn't that the same thing?
>>27857107
I like it. Waiting for more.
>>27857107
I need some more of this in my life. Pls continue after your sack hitting
>>27857107
pls no flurry pov
i hate it when writefags do that it just kills the mood for me
other than that good stuff
>>27857216
>not wanting to picture yourself in the mare's place as she's getting rammed by cock
>>27857222
These trips don't lie
>>27857222
Last time someone mentioned doing something like that it ended in lewd dreams and shat beds
>>27857222
Gold star
>>27857222
>>27857222
This.
Why normies think of a lot of sex with many partners as something bad? I'll never understand.
>>27857107
Bring it on, writefriend, you're doing good so far.
>>27857222
>>>27857232
>>27857237
>>27857239
>>27857249
>>27857261
Why don't you all just get special snowflake status too ya bi-gender sissy horse-kin faggots?
>>27857351
>He doesn't want to be a mare getting her ponut punched by stallion cock
What a faggot
>>27856038
A horse ass is a horse ass.
>>27856038
It'd hit it, and tell her parents.
>>27857375
You think Shinybro'll let you bang his daughter?
>>27857380
That'd be future me's problem.
>>27857107
please keep going
>>27856851
Yeah, cuz fuck new people, right?
always >mlp is dead, wahh
But fuck new people?
Go circlejerk with your flamboyant faggot uncle you whiny bitch
>>27856038
I'd rut her while she called me uncle Anon. I'm kind of known for wanting to do such in another thread.
>>27857107
bumping for this
>>27856038
>Flurry starts sneaking through the portal as a young filly, hanging out with humans
>She starts picking up some very un-ponylike ideas along the way
>realizes Mom and Dad are pretty cool even if they're not married in EqG world
>they end up being big bro/sis instead of parents
>>27856038
Artist?
>>27858508
Shoutingisfun
Will write tonight, time to play some arma 3.
>>27859426
If anyone from /a3g/ contacts you, do not answer
>>27857658
You know, I think somewhere along the line people forgot that you punctuate calling some a newfag, by telling them to
>lurk moar
Being a newfag isn't inherently bad, you just need to get better before you start posting retarded shit and dragging the quality of the board down because you are too self entitled to make interesting posts.
>>27857375
I didn't know I had a jelly hair fetish until now.
>>27858462
is it incest if you sex up your parents in universe where they never had you and are also your age?
>>27859941
Dubiously.
>>27859941
If their genetic makeup is unchanged, then yes. Enjoy your inbred stepson/brother.
>>27857222
I seriously think I turned at least two people gay by writing a story like that.
>>27856266
THIS.
I expected to hate flurry at first, but now...
/mlp/ changed meagain
We need more green. Whether its baby or teenage flurry and lewd ornot
>>27856038
Well sweety bell and I kind of have a thing going already so no, sorry
>>27857107
Come back please
>>27857143
Your of the wrong sack he's hitting...
>>27860695
I will, gotta formulate ideas.
[spoilers] Unless you guys have anything specific you want to see. [/spoiler]
>>27860754
Flurry and anon playing drinking games together
>>27860754
>Unless you guys have anything specific you want to see.nice spoilers writefriend :^)
>>27860754
Do your thing famjam.
I'm also cooking up some green of my own, and if it feels right I'll post it later.
>>27860754
Awkward first contact then awkward silence between the two.
Anon thinks alcohol might break the ice.
>>27860767T-thanks
>>27857107
I'm gonna do what I wish people did for me when I was writing stories, be honest with you.
My dick says yes but my head says no. Anon's lived with his adoptive family since he was a baby, right? You didn't specify his age but I assume that's what you're going with. So why would he be a dick to Celestia in a kind of "I wish I was back home with my real parents!" way when she's presumably been looking after him for all his life; at least everything he can remember.
I know what you're doing - injecting the typical "Anon" bits of Anon but things like Anon talking about hot monkey dick etc. when those are dumb memes doesn't make sense in the context of your story. It doesn't even feel like he's being a rebellious teen, just feels like he's being one of us lot.
Flurry Heart is good, but I think you've made a mistake in jumping to her perspective. You're gonna be switching between them a lot, right? Feel like it'd be better that - rather than telling the readers what Flurry Heart is experiencing through narration you have Flurry Heart tell Anon later in the story. Because you're going to have to do that at some point, right? So we get the inevitable "can I suck your dick to take my mind off it?" moment. So why not save that for later, have a really big moment where Flurry is just shit talking her parents to Anon and Anon has to deal with what she's telling him himself rather than you telling us how Flurry Heart is feeling through narration.
Again, my dick says yes - and so does everyone else's probably - but some day they'll go and read your story again after they've had that first fap and think "oh, this isn't as good as I remember when we were chanting for him to write more in that thread."
>>27860754
>Unless you guys have anything specific you want to see.
lewd expansion to the OP?
>>27860754
>Unless you guys have anything specific you want to see.
Ignoring this guy would be a good start
>>27860828
>>27856038
I am still pedo if she asks to suck my dick dry?
>>27860901
What does your brain, heart, anddicksay?
Majority vote winsafter you get your answer you have to ask yourself "do I even care?"
>>27860828
>>27860885
>>27860973
Fine, feel free to listen to these two and ignore me but I didn't just say "it's shit, don't do it" because I actually give a shit whether or not this story turns out good and I want you to keep writing it.
>>27860828
I appreciate the feedback. It does state that he was found 16 years ago. So hes around 16-17 years old. Then again, this is why I hate writing at night but its when I'm the most creative.
>Be Anon.
>The doors to your mothers room close behind you.
>She did say they would be here any minute.
>Which is one of your mothers faults, any minute could mean within a few minutes or an hour.
>You kick the ground a bit before mindlessly walking the halls.
>Shit.
>You gotta think of how your going to present yourself.
>Typical angsty and irratible colt.
>Or Polite mare charmer?
>You rub your temples as you walk, occasionally being asked by guards if everything was alright.
>You just nod and say mhm, which sparks another anxiety inducing thought.
>You were never good with interacting socially.
>I mean, sure you were good at just standing around and looking good, but that was about it.
>Especially around mares.
>Maybe some food will help you focus.
>Your stomach agrees wholeheartedly with a loud groan.
>A few maids that were near give you a half worried and half sheepish grin.
>With a set destination, you head towards the kitchen, mind still in break down mode.
>...
>You never realized in your 16 years how big this fucking castle was.
>Everything went from white marble to a purple and blue.
>It clicks in your head.
>This is Lunas hall.
>A quick look around assures that.
>Those creepy looking bat pony things, wooden gothic furniture, armor pieces, and the other sorts litter the hallway.
>Maybe one of the guards could help?
"Uh, excuse me?"
>One of the guards looks over to you, her slit eyes creeping you out even more.
>"Yes?"
"D-Do you know where the kitchen is?"
>She cocks her head to the side, probably wondering how you could be so stupid.
>"Uh, I mean, yes! Please follow me."
>Her armor clatters as she does a full 180.
>You follow her, taking in the unfamiliar hall.
>Photos of luna and celestia ranging from fillies to teenagers then adults line the walls.
>>27861108
Forgot my trip!
>As you walk, you can't help but notice the loud occasional clanking from the mares armor.
>You switch your gaze to her, taking in her features.
>Her leathery wings drape lower than a normal pegasi's, they look rough like sandpaper.
>Her little ear tuffs protude out, which kinda eases off the creepy vibe.
>The coat she bears is a dark grey, followed with a maroon blue mane and tail.
>Speaking of tail...
>Her backside sways from side to side with everystep.
>Every now and then, you can see a bla-
>"Eyes ahead, little man~"
>ohshitnigger.
>You shoot your eyes foward, noticing her slit eyes drilling a hole into your skull.
>"We're here, come find me if you need anything else."
>She adds a sultry tone to the end and walks off.
>Wew lad.
That's all for now.
>>27861336
Continue
>>27861453
>That's all for now.
I don't think his going to.
>>27856174
>Implying we should be married to Twilight
Absolute shit waifu.
>>27861526
Source of the gif?
>>27860828
at least someone tries to support the writefag and lure the story into a good direction (btw. I can't since I know shit about good stories/stories)
>>27860885
>>27860973
go samefag elsewhere shitbag. you are not helping.
>>27861744
Im gonna level with all of you.
This is my first time attempting to drag out a story and im even impressing myself with how long i've kept this going.
Let people shitpost and let people give advice, even if its good or bad advice. Its just another way to bump the thread.
>>27861780
Your green is pretty good, keep going
>>27861336
Fuck, I'm hooked. Damn you writefag, damn you and your excellent greentext story.
>>27860754
Unprotected missionary style sex, with a cream pie ending.with lots of hand/hoof holding and kissing
>>27861336
Welp that's it I now need a batpony green.
>>27862336
Same.
>>27856038
Yes
>>27861336
This has my attention
>>27861336
Stupid sexy ponies
>>27856893
>>27856905
Horses can self abort, anyways.
>>27860772
>Start writing green on and off since 8 hours ago involving a character that might as well be OC.
>8 pages and 3.719 words later, still not finished and only now getting to the oral, with plans of adding even more lewd to top off the simple plot.
What the hell am I doing with my life?
>>27864205
>implying you have a life
>>27864258
>>27864265
>>27864205
>>27864258
>>27864265
>>27864360
You two got a kek out of me
>>27864205
>Be little Prince Anonymous.
>You are now charged with entertaining Princess Flurry Heart while your mother and her mother have tea.
>You have reservations about it.
>”Come on Anon, don’t be such a party pooper!” the little filly tells you.
>You scratch the patch of hair atop your head stressfully.
“We’re not ‘aspposed to be here Flurry, Mother said her study is off-limits!”
>You point to the large door with a sign on it for the day.
>It contained a crude drawing of a displeased Celestia and the words “No little cuties allowed” and “especially my little Anon.” written to the side in a smaller font.
>”Don’t worry it will just take a moment, I’m your guest, so what I say goes.”
>You still don’t want to go in there.
“L-Lets just go to my room okay? We can play there.”
>She lets out an annoyed sigh and the sound of her tiny hoof hitting the marble floor resounds throughout the hall.
>”This is what I want!”
>She moves to the door and beckons you over.
>You two alone are too small to open the tall door, but if you work together you can do it.
>You pick up Flurry and set her onto your shoulders for her to reach the handle.
>With a click, it opens.
>You two sneak inside.
>Your mother’s study is huge, lined with bookshelf after bookshelf and it even has a huge fireplace.
>>27865210
>Through your awe you barely catch Flurry trotting towards the grand desk further into the room.
“Come on Flurry, only my mother and aunt are allowed here, we should go before we get in trouble.”
>”Pfft, don’t be a chicken, aren’t knights brave and go anywhere they want for their knightly knight stuff? Besides, if Auntie Tia didn’t want anyone to come here, then why didn’t she lock the door? ”
>That… makes sense?
>Flurry jumps onto the chair and begins rummaging through your mothers stuff.
>Your eyes constantly wander to the door, you feel like your mother’s head will pop through it at any moment.
>”Ah AH! Look what I found Anon! Parchment!”
>Getting a ridiculously large plume she looks at you with mischievous glee.
>>27865214
>Be Twilight Sparkle, Princess of Friendship.
>You are snuggled comfily with a nice book, enjoying the evening.
>The silence is broken when Spike runs to you with a letter from Princess Celestia.
>Princess Celestia!
>You waste no time opening it and reading its contents.
>It’s a bit crude compared to her always eloquent ways.
>It simply reads: [Dear Twilight Sparkle, would you please send me a picture of yourself riding your butt cheeks like a scooter? I desperately require such a relic, the fate of Equestria rests upon you once again.]
>You look at it from all angles. Read it and reread it too.
>This is the oddest request you have ever received.
>But you have a duty to the Princess.
“Spike, get my camera.”
>>27865219
>The study is filled with childish laugher as you and Flurry just keep going with this.
>Your inhibitions are long gone as you listen to the filly recite what she’s writing between giggling.
>”Also, as an addendum, buy as many cans of wet dog food as you can, I have reasons to believe the diamond dogs are planning something. PS: Don’t get the cheaper ones, only premium brand will do, it is delicious, you should try some yourself, I want you to send me a picture of you savoring it. With love, Princess Celestia. ”
>Flurry wraps the letter and seals it with the royal brand.
>She gives it to you and you crumple it until it fits your hands.
>Putting your clasped hands near your mouth, you mumble an incantation before releasing it in a poof of green smoke.
>You two resume laughing at the thought of Twilight Sparkle doing such a thing.
>Blissfully unaware of the two alicorns in the room.
>”Anonymous, shall we begin your studies anew? Illiteracy is unbecoming of royalty.”
>You and Flurry immediately stop.
>Instinctual fear coursing through your bodies.
>Next to your mother is a very displeased Princess Cadence, wiping herself of tea that seemed to be spat on her face.
>>27865225
>”Anonymous why would you trick your tutor in such a way?” Princess Celestia, your mother asks you, a slightly tea stained picture of Twilight Sparkle dragging her butt through her floor floating in front of you.
>You stifle a giggle not wanting to incur more of her wrath.
>You don’t know how to respond, being put on the spot like that, you feel… inadequate.
>It’s made worse by Flurry Heart laughing at your misfortune.
>”Hupup, don’t think you’re off the hook young lady…” Cadance chimes in “… You’re just as much to blame here.”
>”Buut mooom! Anon was the one that sent the letter!”
“You wrote it!”
>”I was under duress!”
“I told you we wasn’t ‘spose to be in here!”
>”Learn to speak properly!”
>”Now, now, there’s no need to fight, after all it was just a prank of thi-“ Your mother stops talking as a letter reaches her.
>The world seems to have stopped as she opens it and pulls out a picture of your tutor surrounded by cans of dog food, having a spoonful of dog food straight from a can, her eyes moist with tears and her face scrunched as she isn’t liking it one bit.
>Your mother shakes in her hooves.
>Is it from anger?
>Why is a single tear coming down her face?
>She shows the picture to Aunt Cadance.
>She puts a hoof to her mouth with a “oh dear.”
>As quickly as her mood changed she was back to her “You’re in trouble” look.
>”Anonymous you are grounded.”
>”You too Flurry Heart, wait until your father hears about this.”
>>27865231
>You awake from your weird reminiscent slash dreaming slumber.
>You look over your side to see light coming from the window.
>It takes a moment for your brain to register, but, holy crap today’s your birthday!
>Or the closest thing to a birthday anyway…
>The big one six.
>Get hype.
>You get out of bed and get yourself ready for the day.
>Getting out of your bedroom you are immediately greeted with a salute and congratulations from the guard stationed near your chambers.
>Nodding towards him you make your way to the dining hall for some breakfast, maids and servants working double time, getting decorations ready.
>They immediately stop to bow when they see you.
>After reaching the large double doors of the hall, you see that already there, waiting for you, is your mother, as radiant as ever.
>She takes careful nibbles of her food.
>You sit next to her as the table is soon set for you by the servants.
“Good morning mother.”
>”Good morning my sunshine, big day today hmm?”
>You grimace at the thought as your plate is filled with pancakes.
>You’re all for being older, celebrating it with the company of your close family, but the celebrations are… incredibly stifling for royalty.
>Nobles you don’t even know, far away dignitaries, back handed politics everywhere…
>Its kinda crappy.
>>27865237
>Your mother seems to understand what’s going through your mind from the look on your face.
>”Cheer up, dear. Your cousin Flurry Heart will be here, you two haven’t been together for quite a while.”
“MOoom”
>”Time really flies… one day you’re this little ball of energy causing mischief everywhere you go and then suddenly I don’t have to look down to make eye contact and you have no time for your mother because of all the mares.”
>You almost spit your milk.
“What? Since when?”
>”Well, you are a prince you know? I’ve been pestered with marriage proposals here and there even when you were still in diapers but now that you’ll turn 16? My little Anon isn’t so little anymore…”
>You quickly finish your meal and give your mother a kiss before leaving, you hate when she gets all sentimental on you.
>Since today is your birthday, you could just do nothing all day instead of the schedule you usually have to keep.
>But you actually like this one.
>>27865241
>You make your way out of the castle proper and into the barracks.
>You can hear the grunting and groaning all around you as the Guardsponies are doing their daily training.
>It all sounds like a huge gay orgy though.
>You make your way to the sparring area where sweat, tears and even blood has been shed on a regular basis
>Many ponies are clamoring and hooting as they see two of their companions beating the crap out of each other with sticks
>The bulky old pony barking pointers sees you.
>”ENOUGH, WE HAVE ROYALTY HERE, BOYS, SHOW ‘EM THE PROPER RESPECT!”
>Everyone stops what they are doing and assumes a rank and file formation.
>The grizzly unicorn trots to you.
>”My prince, today isn’t a day of celebration? No martial lessons today, wouldn’t want to get you bruised up before your party.”
>You smile and shake your head
“As if gramps, you haven’t been able to touch me in a week.”
>You puff your chest up as you look down at the one eyed warrior.
>”Gloating is most unbecoming, Prince, who’s to say I wasn’t ordered to go easy on the eve of your anniversary?”
“Clearly, you hold back with everything you have old timer, I’m never the one gasping and wheezing like a chain smoker.”
>You’ve been tutored in the arts of battle by this veteran ever since you turned 10, it allows for a certain amount of familiarity
>You two continue your friendly banter as you remove your jacket and walk onto the circular arena.
>You are given a wooden sword and your master uses this opportunity to also instill some knowledge on the recruits
>”LISTEN UP MA-GGOTS; I WANT YOU TO PAY CLOSE ATTENTION TO THIS, IF WAR BREAKS OUT AND YOU ARE CALLED UPON TO DEFEND YOUR MOTHERLAND IT SURELY WON’T BE AGAINST OTHER PONIES! GLEAM AS MUCH YOU CAN FROM OUR PRINCE’S MOVEMENTS!"
>You assume a ready stance as you see your opponent levitate his own weapon.
>Your heart beats fast
>Nothing like a good fight to clear your thoughts about tonight’s festivities.
>>27865249
>After a while you’ve worked quite the sweat and got your clothes dirty.
>The rank and file as already broken as the sparring match with your instructor became a spectacle of sword and magic befitting of unicorns.
>Unfortunately the match is cut short with the approach of one of the castle servants.
>”Prince Anonymous, Princess Celestia as requested your presence.”
>You look toward the old pony wheezing but with a fire burning still.
>”Don’t keep her highness waiting.”
>Right.
>Dropping the splintering practice sword you levitate your jacket to your hand.
>Magic is just awesome, though you can’t do anything more complex than levitating small objects, send letters to your mother or magic tutor and, if you get serious, fire a small bolt of sunlight.
>You bid your instructor goodbye and nod at the saluting recruits before following the frilly dressed servant.
>>27865262
>”Ah, there he is.” Your mother noticed.
>With her job done the servant bowed and left.
>It seems the rulers of the Crystal Empire have arrived.
>”Anon, how have you been!?” Princess Cadance greets you enthusiastically with a standing hug and a kiss on the cheek that you have to bend down to receive.
“Hey Aunt Cadance. I’m doing great. Don’t mind me, was just sparring.”
>She nods with an “hmhm” before making a joke about boys and their swords.
>”Do you ever stop growing? Geez kid, you’re making me feel self-conscious in front of my wife”
>Shining Armor sizes you up and jokes, lifting a hoof for you to awkwardly shake.
>Looking around you see that the decorations are almost complete and preparations are starting.
>You also see your cousin Flurry Heart.
>She just looks at you with a boring uninterested look that says “what do you want?”
>Not the little foal she was once before, there are more than a few tells that she’s becoming a mare.
>One of the more obvious being that she finally grew into her wings, damn if that wasn’t weird.
>They still have a larger span in relation to her body, but it isn’t as noticeable as before. >Though what’s with the dismissive attitude?
>”Honey, greet your cousin properly.” Cadance tells her.
>”Ugh, I’m here aren’t I?” She pouts.
>”Flurry, you’re a princess, act like it.” Shining chastises her.
>>27865271
>She glares at the ground before putting on a radiant smile.
>You swore she even sparkled.
>“Happy anniversary Anon, I missed you lots!” She stands on her hind legs and, like her mother, pecks you on the cheek
>You know it was forced.
>But not even facing down a towering warmongering veteran trying to swat away all of your sass at age ten could have prepared you for this piercing attack.
>You almost grasp at your heart, but lock it down, only an eye twitch showing your reaction.
>”We apologize for our daughter; she seems to be going through her “rebellious” phase.”
>Flurry Heart grumbles under her breath.
>Not wanting this to turn sour your mother interjects.
>”Now that greetings are done, Anon, be a dear and keep our guest company while I catch up with your aunt and uncle.”
>And just like that the two of you are left to your own devices, one small warning from them though.
>Try and behave this time.
>The air soon turned awkward.
>The budding mare in front of you just kept a bored look, not saying anything.
>Back then, both of you would immediately bombard one another with things to do.
>You two are a bit too old to be playing pretend and whatnot now.
>You have no idea what to say.
>It’s a weird feeling; you didn’t expect your best friend to have such a growth during the year you two were apart.
“So…”
>”Gah, who do they think they are!? Telling me how I should or shouldn’t act, there’s isn’t anything to do here…”
>She threw a small tantrum and walked away.
“Prank Twilight?” you finished, but she was no longer there to listen.
>Guess it’s more than just physical changes you have to put up with.
>>27865275
>You quickly catch up to her sulking through a hallway.
>”Leave me alone Anon, I don’t feel like entertaining the host’s kid.”
“I thought I was the one entertaining the guest’s kid.” You shoot back.
>She doesn’t answer.
“Come on, being here isn’t that bad is it?”
>She shoots you a glare
>”I didn’t even bring any of my stuff! I’m not simple like you Anon, swinging around sticks isn’t my definition of fun”
“Hey, sparring is a valid form of learning, exercise and fun! Come on Flurry, what gives? You were basically my trump card for this boring party.”
>”Shut up. I don’t even want to go.”
>Damn she’s bratty.
>Suddenly, an idea pops into your head.
>You take Flurry to the castle garden.
>Its incredibly calm and peaceful here.
>The servants have already worked the place over for tonight’s party.
>“Geez Anon, I thought you turned 16 not 161.”
“Oh ah ah, come on, just relax on the bench there, maybe you’re just really cranky from the ride here”
>”I’m not a kid. I. don’t. get. Cranky.”
>Clearly.
>However, she complies and you both relax on the bench.
>The sun is just perfect, and the breeze is just right.
>It’s so quiet you could even hear the grass grow.
>You notice the filly beside you is also enjoying it despite her previous misgivings.
“When did we become geezers Flurry? Just enjoying a quiet afternoon in a garden bench… We used to do some really stupid crap…”
>”Hmhm, remember that time we snuck into the kitchen and tried our hoof at being cooks?”
>That was a fun day.
“We just kept adding things to it behind the cook’s back.”
>She starts giggling.
>”It ended up being so bad he was almost accused of trying to assassinate royalty!”
>You two aren’t monsters, as soon as treason got thrown around, you came clean.
>Moral of that story; too many cooks spoil the broth.
“Or how about that time we tricked Twilight into thinking she accidently caused us to swap bodies?”
>>27865283
>”That was our trickiest one; we had to really sell it so we spend the day before just telling each other everything!“
>You two spend a few more moments reminiscing about stuff before you finally asked her what was wrong.
>Bad move though.
>She just unloaded all that crap on you.
>Her parents.
>Her status.
>Her classes on being a proper lady…
>”Why do I even need those? I’m already a lady! In fact I’m the ladiest lady that ever did lady!”
>You just try to tune it out while nodding. Wondering about the bath you’ll need to take soon since you haven’t done that after sparring.
>”Buut noo, mom forces me to take them even though they are a pain “Nopony will want to marry such a crass princess” she says! Like, I mean what’s so bad about not wanting to sit around drinking tea and eating your shortcake with any fork you want? “I bet Anon would!” I tell her, but then she just, like, gets this really smug look on her face! Having the Princess of Love for a mother sucks.”
>You wonder where aunt Luna was all day… probably resting so she doesn’t act like a zombie tonight.
>”And then my dad is all like “You’re a Princess! You’re in the public’s eye at ALL times, you NEED to be more respectable!!” Gah, I just can’t deal, you know? I never asked to be a princess! But then mom knows right where it hurts and is all like “You were such a happy and charming little filly!! What in Equestria happened?!” I’ll tell you what happened; you overworked her with ridiculous expectations and have her get crushed by the realization that one day the weight of a kingdom will be on her shoulders…”
>She finally stops ranting.
>Her breathing is a bit out of control and somehow a tuft of fur had sprung on her chest.
>After calming down she looks at you with her relaxed expression that’s become her signature look for some reason.
>”Hey Anon, can I suck your dick dry?”
>>27865292
>You choke on your own spit with that crazy non-sequitur and instinctively look around the garden for any prying ears.
>You look at Flurry Heart to gauge if she’s being serious.
>Let’s be honest here, you’re on the onset of puberty, you aren’t a stranger to the one handed flute solo.
>And Flurry has starred in a couple of your fantasies… okay in a lot of your fantasies.
>You sit straight, trying to digest this information.
>“Come on Anon, let’s do something stupid~” She says as she leans the back of her head on your chest and snuggles you.
>You begin sweating profusely.
>You catch a whiff of her flowery scent and all hell breaks loose.
>Dick as now assumed control.
“Right here? Right in the open?”
>Flurry moves herself to straddle your lap, a smug, lewd look plastered on her face as she looks you in the eyes.
>You can feel her on your half chub.
>”Maybe not here on the bench, I would rather have some shade~”
>As this pertains to getting your dick sucked you immediately get what she’s trying to tell you.
>You know these gardens like the back of your hand, you know just the place.
>>27865303
>You take Flurry to the back of a thick tree
>Thick roots make it so one can hide some of their body
>Its positioning and canopy also makes it a blind spot for anyone looking from inside the castle proper
>There’s no way you’ll get intruded upon, your dick believes
>Now what’s left is just to let this happen
>This is the awkward part
>Flurry also betrays her confidence a bit by looking just as inexperienced as you.
“How to we do this?”
>”Standing u-up I guess?”
>You look at the pointy horn
“How about I sit down?”
>She shrugs before moving in and pushing you towards the tree.
>You let yourself fall down after undoing your pants.
>With crimson cheeks, Flurry probes your groin with her hoof
>Your trouser snake begins peeking out as she gets closer to it.
>You feel just like you did back during the royal physician’s penis inspection day.
>“It looks nothing like the diagrams…”
“What?”
>”Didn’t you get sex ed?”
>You tried to forget that particular lesson from Twiggles, mostly because it was so damn cringy on her part.
“I’m not a pony, it’s different”
>Throwing caution to the wind, Flurry sniffs at what you know will be a really musky dick.
>You should have showered before hanging out with Flurry.
>To your surprise she buries herself and takes deep breaths of your scent, damn near shanking you with her horn.
“H-Hey watch it!”
>”S-Sorry, it’s just a really strong scent; not pleasant but not bad either… it’s weird, good kind of weird.”
>She gives a tentative lick of your shaft, making you shudder at the wet feeling of warmth that soon turned cold with the wind.
>She keeps at it, the normal sounds of licking now incredibly lewd to your foggy mind.
>Before long she takes your head inside her mouth.
>The feeling of her soft lips wrapped around it nearly tipping you over the edge.
>>27865312
>You find your hand gripping at her short mane, keeping her from just swallowing you whole and ending this amazing moment too soon
>She suckles and licks your head in retaliation
>You need to cooldown!
>You look at her laid down on her side, the tip of your dick in her mouth as she looks up at you through heart shaped pupils.
>Wait… Heart pupils? Your dick hurts as it hardens beyond what it was able to just moments before!
“W-What’s up with your eyes? Your pupils are heart shaped!”
>”I feel really naughty Anon.” she says, finally releasing your cock for you to recover.
>The sight of her, hot and bothered, under the cool shade of the tree, your cock inches away from her moist waiting lips is lewd.
>Incredibly lewd.
>Also unlady-like.
“What happened to all that “ladiest lady” spiel? I mean, not against this, but this looks as far from lady-like as possible…”
>”Shut up, that’s the whole point. Just, let me do this.”
>You feel yourself ready to be spoiled in earnest so you just bare your dick.
>Wordlessly she begins taking you fully, inch by inch, your shaft becoming wet as it gets fully enveloped inside her mouth.
>Demurely, Flurry starts bobbing her head.
>You bite your lip as your body curls at the feeling of her tugging at you dick with her mouth.
“Shi- Ah c-crap, keep going.”
>Your breathing starts speeding up as you ride the pleasure, reassuring the Princess by stroking her mane and ears.
>You hope some gardener or curious cat doesn’t pass by and overhear the sloppy wet sounds of the princess fellating you.
>You can feel a pressure building up around your nether.
>Flurry’s breathing comes ragged from her nonstop ministration.
>You even hear her moan as she releases your cock from her hold, just long enough for her to exhale.
>How she can be getting off from this eludes you.
>>27865316
>You don’t care though; these things combined are enough to drive you over the edge.
“Flurry, I’m gonna – ah shit – shit shit shit shit!”
>Feeling that familiar feeling approaching, your body gives in fully to its greedy urges.
>You pull the Princess’ head towards you, forcing your entire dick as far deep as you can, her horn poking you in the stomach, before you reach the most powerful orgasm you’ve ever experienced.
>Flurry gags and struggles as you unleash your torrential wave of cum into her wanting mouth, one spurt at a time.
>After what feels like forever yet still seeming to last too little, your body finally relaxes and you fall back onto the tree.
>Flurry Heart, however, is coughing to the side, eyes moist with tears and cheeks red, not much comes out though, as she swallowed the most of it.
>”F-Finally! Ah~, what the- what the heck Anon! hn~ it’s so thick I still – still feel it in my throat…”
>She swallows her saliva over and over trying to get rid of that feeling, her throat contracting lewdly each time.
>A simple sorry is what you manage to say in your state of bliss.
>You are just too relaxed for words, instead you simply open your arms for her.
>She just glares at you while wiping a bit of cum from her mouth with her foreleg.
>”Jerk”.
>She nestles into your, still, fast rising chest and remains in your embrace as you bask in the remainder of your afterglow.
>It’s hard to believe the day isn’t over yet.
>Within the quietness of this secluded place with only the sound of the wind through the leaves and Flurry and yours’ erratic breathing you decide it’s a good time for a nap.
>>27865322
Alright, dump complete. What do you guys think?
Didn't expect such awkward formatting.
This is all I have so far, I'll probably pick this back up later.
If not and this thread dies at least it stopped at a good enough point.
Now I rest.
>>27865338
really good. The love hearts make me think that someone else is at play here.
>>27865344
>Candance secretly made sure her daughter and Anon would "bond" together for his birthday.
Auntie is looking out for him.
>>27856038
Yes.
Honestly, this scenario is a terrible fetish of mine; makes me ashamed than outright loli (maybe because that's more clearly fictional). This thing with an older teen developing a crush on an older outside the family male figure. She's attracted a little legitimately, a little because the age gap gives her that respectability and feeling of maturity, and a little bit to lash out at her parents; and something about taking advantage of that fresh, vivid, first love thing....
I spanked it a lot thinking about that one episode of Bojack Horseman.
>>27865338
I enjoyed it. Even though it was the premise, the "so can I suck your dick" still came.out of nowhere, much like Anon into Flurry Heart's mouth.
>>27865344
>>27865399
>those repeating digits compelling me.
Actually, there wasn't anything else at play other than my dick; heart shaped pupils make me diamonds, and I felt like putting it in with the flimsy excuse that being the child of the Princess of Love could possibly net her such a feature when "emotionally stimulated" was good enough if pressed for an answer.
Though the idea of Cadance giving her daughter a push seems like a more interesting angle than "just because it pleased my dick at the moment", heck, reviewing what I wrote so far I realize I might have even accidentally foreshadowed it quite unsubtly.
I'll look into it, it's not like I'm writing a drama or a scenario right out of "clue!", and I certainly don't plan on writing anything more than 10.000 words long at the most.
>>27865508
Nah, I got the 'She's the daughter of cadence, so she's got heart pupils when she talks about anon." vibe from it.
The others are just trying to force their mind control fetish or something.
Story was fine, pace was a bit strange tho. Everyone is just waiting for flurry lewd or comedy, so the first part felt a tad out of place, and the lewd scene was a bit short, but that's just me.
Not your worst green, but you can get better.
Here some lewd fuel
http://mlpg.co/art/src/1468148470614.png
http://mlpg.co/art/src/1468190529488.png
>>27860754
anal
>>27865684
Oh my god damn
Pls don't make me like Flurry
Pls
>>27865312
>royal physician’s penis inspection day
>>27865684
woh
>>27865338
I like it, keep it up m8
>>27857351
>Wanting dick makes you a tumblr
>>27858462
this sounds really nice
>>27865338
Brettygud/10Keep going
>>27866853
Going to the store, will write when I get back.
>>27865684
My fucking dick explode
>>27867017
You da best
>>27865684
dick status: muh
>>27865684
real source pls
>>27867407
>beta
>not Bravo
If you're going to make a military joke with the characters then use the phonetic alphabet correctly.
>>27865684
>uncut
I hope she enjoys the taste of cheese.
>>27869329
>Being a cutfag.
I'm so sorry for you anon.
>>27869374
>Feeling sorry for my Phimosis free dick
Enjoy your weird turtle neck sweater penis freak
>>27869387
>Implying phimosis isn't as unnatural as a cut dick.
>mfw there are men who'll never experience the comfyness of a foreskin.
>mfw there are men forced to feel their dick head scrape the cloth of their underwear forever until the most sensitive point on their penis becomes rough, dry and barely feeling.
>mfw there are men who can't jack off, lotion free without risking chaffing something fierce and sometimes even bleeding.
>mfw there are people that defend being cut.
>>27869471
>mfw there are men forced to feel their dick head scrape the cloth of their underwear forever until the most sensitive point on their penis becomes rough, dry and barely feeling
>>mfw there are men who can't jack off, lotion free without risking chaffing something fierce and sometimes even bleeding
I don't even wear underwear and I don't experience any of this.
>>27869495
>I don't even wear underwear.
>Implying that matters as your dick is still at the mercy of the elements and your pants.
> I don't experience any of this.
This calls to question your faping habits. I bet you don't even jack off for more than an hour.
>>27869269
Pretty sure beta was intentional, could have used a better pic
>>27869561
That's what I mean. My dick is at the mercy of my pants.
I also learned fairly young that jerking off for more than an hour makes the skin on my dick deflate and lets me move the veins around. That scared me enough not to go that long ever again.
>>27869561
>>27869471
>This guy's parents were probably too cheap to cut his weird soggy egg roll penis
>finds pride in his cheese growing Dash-tier crusty cock
>HE'S A FUCKING WHITE MALE.jpg
>Remaining blind to the fact a majority of men are superior serpents of sexual satisfaction
>trying to find positivity in his weird sleeve dong
Again m8. Enjoy your sickly pig in a blanket penis while Tyrone Cucks you
>>27869609
That's right, goyim! Natur-I mean uncut cocks are weird and dirty! That gentile peasant just didn't have enough shekels to be normal. Now, just sign here, you can pay me to mutilate your baby boy and then I can sell the foreskin to my cousin who owns a cosmetics company. Oy vey!
>>27869592
>I also learned fairly young that jerking off for more than an hour makes the skin on my dick deflate and lets me move the veins around.
Jesus senpai, that's just you.
>>27869471
>>27869495
On the other hand, women overwhelmingly think uncut penises look disgusting, so cutfags win, as that's basically the only metric that really matters. An uncutfag has to deal with the knowledge that there's like a 70% chance your past sexual partners made fun of your penis behind your back.
>>27869717
>Allowing the opinions of women to justify literally cutting off a piece of your dick
How cucked can you get?
>>27869730
Well seeing as your past girlfriends all left you for other men because of your gross looking penis, not nearly as cucked as you.
>>27869717
In Europe being uncut is the norm.
We don't have women making fun of it here since its just normal.
>>27869717
>>27869730
Worse still, that isn't even true for any part of the world that isn't filled with jews or isn't America.
It isn't even a matter of preference, the American porn industry is just cut dicks all around, American women are only exposed to cut dicks thinking that it's actually supposed to look like that, so they find the actual norm weird.
>>27869269
>>27869585
Didn't even make the pic, even I knew it was bravo but really I just learned to appreciate the joke in itself.
Look like derpibboru make a little visit to this thread
https://derpiboo.ru/1198288
>>27869777
Lucky trips don't lie.
>>27869495
I'm circumcised, and I don't use lotion to jerk off.
I'll jerk off up to five times a day.
I wear shorts, dick heads fine, no boxers. Wear silk boxers if it bothers you.
>>27869827
>that comment section
>>27869717
>women overwhelmingly think
>Women think
>Women
1) women don't think.
2) Even if they did, they couldn't say shit because past 30 all they want from a man is their wallet, not their fucking dick.
3) that's implying what you have in the jewnited states can be qualified as 'women'. I mean, yeah, they have vaginas. Like the sea whales.
4) Give me one serious source about that 'fact' about ameriwomen not liking uncut penis. Really, go ahead.
And now you can kill yourself.
>>27870340
>Fine! Whatever. Let’s all just drop the conversation. You’ll nevet hear me "complain" about this again. Okay? Okay. Bye now.
HAHAHAH Holy shit
Jesus christ I leave this thread for half a day and I get back and people are arguing about whether or not it's better to be circumsized. What even is happening on /mlp/ anymore?
>>27870681
>What even is happening
A cutfag got triggered by someone linking a picture with an un-Jewed penis, so he reignited the ancient and powerful faggotry that is the circumcision "debate".
>anymore
>Implying /mlp/ hasn't always been this shitty.
The only thing that can rescue this thread now is more green.
>>27870718
>Tfw I want to write but have no inspiration or ideas.
>Tfw a better story was posted.
>>27870681
>Implying arguments over the most inane shit isn't a staple of all of 4chan.
>>27870718
>The only thing that can rescue this thread now is more green.
I'm still writing.
>>27870753
>tfw you write some green to be the main writefag's intermission to keep interest alive, but end up making him lose the will to write due to feelings of inadequacy
Its not a good feel.
Just follow your dick, famalam, and use some cliché set up do get the ball rolling and the creative juices flowing. We aren't writing award winning literature here, just some simple green. This is the path of mediocre writefags like you and I.
Also, always remember pic related.
I'll try to cook up something short tomorrow.If people still want assertive flurry pushing anon around until she has his dick in her throat
>>27861526
Maybe he means in a metaphorical sense? My dad's best friend I pretty much call an uncle because he might as well be part of the family anyway.
>>27869827
The fuck, that would explain the derail of this thread
>>27870900
>Implying we would ever not want to see that
>>27869609
>mutilated dicks with raisin tips are natural and so is paying for it
wew lad
>American education
>>27871255
"mutilated" is a pretty big stretch for a circumcision. Nothing wrong with a cut dick or an uncut dick. Each has advantages and disadvantages. Pretty silly thing to argue about. Let's just enjoy what's going on here rather than feel insecure about our penises
>>27865684
I don't think I could do that to a pony. they're so pretty and cute i just couldn't do something so animal-like, i guess. i'd rather cuddle up with a pony and do it that way. I'd really like to feel how warm and soft she is while we did something lewd
>>27871557
>nothing wrong with
i think it's important to preserve the understanding that there's something wrong with it. otherwise the covenant god made with his people would be meaningless. the whole point is "nobody in their right mind would do this for any other reason, therefore if they did it, they must be SERIOUS about their faith. none of those fakers just trying to fit in and maybe rake in a buck in the process"
because a bunch of idiots started oding it for downright evil reasons, it has become rendered meaningless, so there's no reason to do it anymore.. but if you still choose to, well there you go, remember what it used to mean.
>Another thread ruined by dick waving
>>27870864
Inspiring words. More creative-type anons need a mentality like that.
>>27870864
>tfw you keep losing interest in the longer greens that you try to write
the power of this feel is something that I would not wish upon anyone. Even the most cancerous of /pol/tards.
>>27871650
pretty rare to see another christian here, or at least someone who is informed about the bible. you make a good point.
>>27867017
>The smell of food overwhelms your senses.
>You push the white double doors open, the amount of florescent light is nearly blinding.
>Maids and servants work in unison.
>Some putting plates down, only for another to place a piece of food or drink on top.
>Are they planning a surprise party?
>Not anymore.
>You walk in and head to the food counter.
>A neat little bell lies on the marble top.
>Ding!
>Heh.
>DING! DING! DING! DING!
>"ARIGHT, ARIGHT, IM'SA COMING!"
>After a few seconds of angry clopping, a stallion in a chef's hat comes out from behind the stoves
>"WHAT IN THA HE-"
>He stops mid sentence.
>"P-Prince Anonymous, how can I s-serve you today?"
>You give him a toothy grin, with a side of licking your teeth, especially your canines.
"Well, if you want to give your future ruler an attitude...Maybe i'll have you grilled!"
>You didn't realize that ponies could turn blue.
>Poor dude, he probably just shit himself.
>"I-I-I-I"
>Yeah...
"I was just fucking with you, can I get some beef jerky?"
>He's still there.
>You snap your fingers in his face a few times before he finally comes to.
>"Huh? Oh, right away sir!"
>He darts back to where ever he came from, and you can almost hear him knocking shit over.
>You tap your fingers on the counter and look around.
>A few maids and servants are looking at you with a look of disgust.
>Is it your hair?
>You wave them off and go back to looking into space.
>"H-Here you go!"
>He practically flings the bag on the counter, probably still thinking you were serious.
>Maybe you were.
>You pick up the plastic baggie and pull a piece out.
>Teriyaki with a hint of spice, your favorite.
>Walking away, you make sure to give the whole room an eyeful of you tearing into the meat.
>Bastards.
>>27871971
4chan is likely about 50% christian, though few admit it.
I'd reveal my bantz but it'd be off-topic
>>27869845
My nigga. Cut niggas up in dis bitch with dat he-man stamina
>>27872007
This, /pol/ has the most christfags i've seen in a while.
>>27870864
Are you going to continue? I actually am enjoying your story more than mine.
>>27872022
>Are you going to continue?
Yeah already wrote 5 more pages according to Word, just having a bit of a break before breaking into the lewd.
Worried more about how I can make the already kinda abrupt ending I had planned seem less abrupt, but I guess I'll see how it goes when I get there. It'll probably be finished in a few more hours.
>>27872065
>5 pages.
You're a pretty fast guy
>>27872072
4 u.
>>27869717
The funny thing about that statistic is that they said the same thing about cut dicks, human dicks just aren't pleasant to look at
>>27872072
Not really bruv, took me hours for that and five pages might sound like much but it's just shy of 2.000 words.
Sometimes I go slow, other times, more rarely, I go faster than a falcon nose diving and I just get into this "I know exactly where I'm going with this" writing zone where I even amaze myself.
It's all fine as long as it gets delivered right?
>>27872083
kek
>>27870900
Based Bet, that's why I love you bby
>>27872143
You're welcome to take over from here.
Im just gonna try my hand at drawing, take a break and hopefully get some inspiration.
bamp
>>27867961
kek'd so hard
So would
>>27872007
>>27872022
/pol/ has always been religious same with /lit/ and now /his/.
Dont know why this surprises people
>>27871557
You clearly missed out on /b/'s botched circumcision thread.
/b/tards posting the most fucked up dicks.
Including one where he only had half of his head
>>27872715
Heres the lewd I've been working on:
http://imgur.com/ybSp2ZS
>>27873017
>tfw can't draw worth a damn so I just write green because that's the easiest form of contribution.
Nigga, you have anything else, preferably complete?
Maybe you were destined to be a drawfag all along.
>>27873017
Pretty good, shouldn't the horn be longer though?
>>27873066
Yeah, i kinda realized that half way through but just said fuck it.
>>27873047
I'd honestlyrather be able to write a detailed, thought out story that makes me feel like im there vs drawing. And I probably could draw something else later.
>>27865322
>You awake for the second time today to find the sky has taken a warm orange hue
>You must have slept half the day away if the crust in your eyes is any indication
>You look down
>Nestled in your arms and breathing softly is Princess Flurry Heart
>Your best friend, you thought, but after what happened, you’re not sure what you two are
>You try to wake her up as gently as you can
>She stirs and groans, her movement causing you to smile
“We’ve gotta get ready remember? Do you really want to meet everyone with the scent of my dick all over you?”
>She looks up at you, eyes narrowed
>”You’re quite the charmer aren’t you Anon?” she deadpans
“Hey, honesty is the best policy!” you put your hands up and say.
>You get a rather painful poke of her horn out of it
>Giving you one last look, she teleports away
>You must walk, like some filthy peasant.
>>27873584
>Pulling your pants up, you poke your head from the side of the tree
>Nobody
>You just strut right out
>Best way is to act natural
>If somebody sees you and asks, that’s your napping spot, for naps only
>No lewd with the princess
>Just naps
>You keep walking past the garden, past the servants that remind you of the time, up to the castle and down the hallways
>Shadows have taken over most of it
>”Prince Anonymous! Getting ready for the night?” the booming voice of a pale eye patch wearing pony catches up to you
“Gramps! You aren’t coming to the party?”
>He laughs at your question, like the answer was so obvious.
>“My boy, I ain’t some garden flower fit for it; I might give some posh dandy a heart attack just by looking their way. Don’t worry about these old bones, I’ll be celebrating with the commoners, where nobody knows the word etiquette, the drink never stops coming and the mares are much more… “accepting” if you will”
“Easy there, I don’t want to wake up tomorrow and hear that your heart gave out after a few hours of party, booze and sex.”
>“I can only hope!”
>The halls are filled with guffaws
>>27873589
>Later that day, the sun finally sunk below the horizon to be replaced by the moon.
>You felt fresh after your bath.
>You were just finishing up setting the suit’s adornments right.
>What’s up with all the damn tresses and shit?
>There’s a knock at your door
>With one last once over, you make your way to see who it is.
>It was Flurry
“Thought you weren’t coming.”
>She grits her teeth, her years long indoctrination in manners not allowing her to act out in the presence of the stoic guardspony near your door.
>Having been ready for some time now, you simply close the door behind you and motion for her to walk.
>You look back and bid the white stallion a good one since you’re pretty sure he won’t be here when you get back.
>No response
>You make your way beside Flurry Heart.
>You can already hear the festivities through the walls.
>You look Flurry Heart over.
>A thin dress, shining from its silky material, hugged her petite frame.
>Her multicolored mane had been straightened and touched up and was adorned with a…
“Is that a… tiara?” you ask her, stifling a laugh
>”What if it is?” She asks, testing you.
>>27873596
“Eh, didn’t you hate those? You were more of a cap kind of girl.”
>She blushes a bit.
>”Well, I sometimes like to mix it up on special occasions! Unlike a certain upright prince”
“Hey, this is brand new, you know, look at these gaudy pads and this tress around my shoulder.”
>”And yet you look positively normal.”
>These are some nice bantz, if they were aimed at a shallow noble and not you.
“I don’t follow. Isn’t normal good?” You bait her.
>”Seriously? It’s just lazy, if you wear something all the time it stops being special you know?”
“Special?” you parrot back.
>”Like a tiara.”
“Does that mean I need to wear one too?”
>”If you walk around overdressed all the time then you’ll look underdressed when it matters, understand!?”
“Does that mean I should attend the party nude?” You can’t keep your shit eating grin from showing anymore when she looks back at you in exasperation.
>”You ass…” She chuckles.
>>27873598
>”Now welcoming Prince Anonymous and Princess Flurry Heart!” The crier announces to the silent hall, all eyes on you.
>The place is fully packed with nobles of many walks of life; you got your ponies, yes, but you also have gryphons, some minotaurs and even Yaks.
>All here to try to get more out of their status.
>That’s the hard truth about it.
>All these folks are only using you as an excuse to make friends with other influential people, get on the good side of others, broker contracts and generally try to come out on top of this political theatre.
>The music resumes as you find your way towards your mother and aunt, Flurry Heart leaving you to join her own family.
>“Congratulations, dear nephew, we apologize for not meeting you in the morn, mine work doth carry precedence, unfortunately.” Your aunt Luna is quick to talk to you, like you’d take her the wrong way if she didn’t explain herself.
>You just chuckle and reach out for a drink given to you by one of the ponies serving the guests.
“Didn’t bother me, I’m more concerned for you mother, shouldn’t you be sleeping?” You shift the topic to the princess of the sun.
>”And miss my sunshine’s party? Anon, please, I can handle staying up a few more hours.” Your mother laughs softly.
>>27873603
>What followed next was the mind numbing torture of being constantly approached by many guests trying to get on your, and by extension your mother’s, good graces.
>From ridiculous gifts to mindless chatter and profiling for future reference.
>Then there was the courting, my word, the courting…
>Stuck up mares, cawing gryphonettes and thicc as tartarus minotaurs.
>Your mother was having a ball, she was, at the more ridiculous it was getting.
>One of the minotaurs even gifted you what she called a “sword” because she heard you liked those so that maybe you two could go on some type of date.
>You almost collapsed as you held its “blade” with both arms.
>That thing was too big, too thick and too rough, it was more like a large hunk of iron.
>”She seemed nice.” Your mom said.
“Ah ah… no.”
>You didn’t say your reasoning why; your instincts just told you your pelvis wouldn’t survive.
>And who needs giant slabs of iron for a date?
>Finally, after greeting your tutor, Twilight Sparkle and her friends, you were able to start mingling on your own.
>By mingling you actually mean go outside and piss away the time.
>You lean against the balcony and gaze at the stars.
>There are a few others here, mostly with their significant other.
>”Finally found you, you know Anon, for a one-of-a-kind guy, you sure are hard to find.” Flurry jokes as she joins you on the balcony.
“I see you’re as bored as I am.”
>”Anon, when as this ever been anything but boring?”
“It only seems worse now though.”
>”Oh yeah, as a girl, I can tell that minotaur really has a thing for you Anon.”
>You feel your cheeks heat up.
“You saw that, huh.”
>>27873606
>”Anon, I’m pretty sure everyone got a good look at two of the tallest in the room exchanging a girder.” She joked.
“I think I might pursue her after her display.” You jest.
>”Y-You what!?” Her surprised outburst drew some attention but she glared them away.
“Yeah, I didn’t know it until today but I’m into thick cows that would probably take me to fight Manticores until we’re all sweaty and bloody then grind my poor pelvis to dust on the spot.”
>You see her shake a bit and take glances at you.
“I’m joking here.”
>”Oh…” She seemed to relax before glaring at you. “… Not funny.”
“After all, who needs them when I have you?” You begin suavely.
>”Hm~?” Flurry perks her ears.
“After all these years of knowing you Flurry, and after everything, I realized I don’t need some arranged marriage…” She’s blushing and practically eating out of your hand “… needless to say, just one look at you is enough to kill any lust or any crazy ideas about companionship in me.”
>If your grin was anymore shit eating, it would actually have crap smeared all over it.
“Indeed, there’s nobody else I need to keep me on the straight and nar-“
>She swats you with her tail and pouts.
>”Jerk…”
>You chuckle and close some of the distance between you two.
>>27873610
>You two enjoy each other’s company in silence, sometimes hearing hushed whispers, and even giggling.
>Looking around, you realize they aren’t even aimed at you.
>Just couples whispering sweet nothings and the reactionary giggle it causes.
>Flurry pokes you on the side.
>Looking down towards her, she beckons you closer with her hoof.
>Kneeling you see what she wants.
>She just moves closer and closer to your face.
>You think she’s going for a kiss but she goes further towards your ear, covering her mouth with her wing.
>You feel her hot breath linger as she purposely takes her time before speaking lowly with a sultry tone.
>”Why don’t we ditch this boring party? Have some fun of our own~”
>Your breath gets caught.
“W-What kind of fun are we talking here?”
>She rests a hoof on your shoulder.
>”Rutting, Anon, I want you to stick it in me.”
>She pulls back and looks you in the eyes seriously.
>Not much else to say, this filly is as bold as she’s pretty.
>>27873615
>The two of you move through the ballroom trying to avoid eye contact with any guest so you don’t have to engage with them.
>You just want to leave for a more private place.
>You stick close to Flurry as you see the huge double doors in sight, just a few more steps and you’ll be on the hallway and away from it all.
>”Flurry sweetie, there you are, have you been with Anon this whole time?”
>So close yet so far…
>”Yes mom, do you mind?”
>Princess Cadance cocks her head before looking behind her and seeing the door.
>Following her line of sight, Shining Armor preemptively questions what’s going on.
>”Going somewhere? Party’s not over yet you two.”
“Just going to stretch my legs.“
>”Anon’s feeling under the weather.”
>”Which is it?” The stallion looks to the two of you.
“I’m feeling under the weather…” You start.
>”So I’m taking him to stretch his legs.” Flurry finishes.
>”I see… must be an Anon thing. Wish I could just walk away sickness…”
>Cadence giggles at her husband’s denseness
>You see some smugness from your aunt though.
>”Should I tell your mother you’ll be indisposed for the moment?”
“Please.”
>”Let’s go Anon.” Flurry pulls your sleeve with her mouth, leading you out of that stuffy environment and into the empty halls of the castle.
“Should we go to my room?”
>”No. Not yet, I’d like to stop by a place first.”
“Ookaay?”
>>27873616
>Be Fang Lagrange, one of Luna’s guard, and pony of the night.
>Just standing here, guarding the Prince’s room like a chump.
>You do a hoofstand against the wall to pass the time.
>Though you soon cut it out when you can sense heavy thuds signaling someone’s approach.
>You quickly get your rear in gear and look straight as you wait.
>You soon start to hear laughter and merriment.
>Did some guests decide to just waltz about without a care in the world!?
>You are ready to glare the fear of Luna into them before you realize it’s the prince.
>White-Pinkish wing wrapped around him as he carries Princess Flurry Heart in his arms.
>They come closer, a bottle of apple cider kept floating behind them by the princess.
>“L-Let me - let me get this straight…” The princess takes a sip of the bottle “… when you were ten, you ran nonstop from Canterlot to Ponyville?”
>”That I did, that i did.”
>With commendable precision, the princess levitates the bottle to the prince’s lips, and tips it just enough for him to drink hands free.
>”Why?”
>”I accidentally my mother’s throne.”
>”Accidentally what?” she asks confused
>>27873621
>”Erm well anyway, here we are.” The prince dropped the subject when they were at the door near you.
>”Show me~” The princess purred in his arms.
>”Show you what?”
>”I want you to show me that stamina~”
>The prince chuckled lowly
>Oh dear Luna, you’re witnessing one of those noble affairs your mother warned you about.
>They open the door but before they disappear inside the prince calls out to you
>”Hey, where’s ol’ Stoic?”
>Oh no, the Prince probably has an arrangement with the day shift guard!
“It’s nighttime, your highness, the charge of Batponies.”
>You keep the mask drilled into you in the corps from cracking
>Though you know that tonight you’ll be initiated into royalty’s world of debauchery.
>The prince will probably pay you to keep you from talking…
>What if the prince will also order you to… to…
>You aren’t that kind of mare!
>”Oh right, well carry on.”
“Yes.”
>The door closes
>>27873625
>You’re finally back inside your room after quite the eventful day.
>Though it’s not over yet from the ball of cuteness nuzzling your neck and lower jaw affectionately.
>You crane your neck to meet her lips.
>She drops the bottle and clasps her hoof on your shoulder for leverage.
>Soon you find yourself grabbing at her rump, letting her wrap her wings around your back and her forelegs around your neck.
>You deepen the kiss, tasting the apple beverage still lingering in her mouth.
>”Anon, the bed~” she says breathing heavily on your lips.
>Taking here to the king sized bed, you lay her gently on it.
>With a hand now completely free to roam, you caress her body.
>From her cheek, down to her slender neck and side.
>You let the thin fur of her coat run through your fingers.
>She moans into your mouth as you softly move to her soft rump and inner thigh.
>”Anon~” she coos softly, caressing your cheek with a wing, her pristine feathers tickling you.
>Knowing what’s about to happen, your penis slowly grows, becoming trapped inside your underwear, begging to be released.
>You move your hand close to her marehood, playfully denying it outright attention and instead moving back up.to her fuzzy belly
>She instinctively tries to push your hand away with her hoof but you are undeterred in rubbing her belly.
>”Ah!~ Anon, no fair! that spot - that spot is off limits!”
“You’re loving it, look at you shudder, getting off from belly rubs, what a naughty pony.”
>Her flimsy resistance breaks, she just lets your hand have its way with her tummy.
>Her pupils shift into heart shapes again.
>You wipe away a bit of sweat from your forehead at the sight of her half lidded eyes and forelegs pressed against her blushing cheeks.
>>27873627
>Finally you begin moving down to her moistening slit.
>You look it over and spread it.
>You honestly don’t know what you should be doing here… She’s already sopping wet and rearing to go…
>”That’s all you, big boy~” She says, riling you up with the complement.
>You just pull back and rotate your shoulder, almost going numb from your position over Flurry.
>Flurry starts pulling at your pants, helping you undress in a way.
>Soon your still engorging cock is back in her mouth as you pull your last article of clothing off.
>Unlike at the garden though, Flurry Heart simply plays with it lewdly, her eyes locked into yours from her low angle.
>She nuzzles, licks and gobbles it.
>Lathering it with her saliva and readying it for the main course.
>You enjoy the attention before she removes herself with a wet pop.
>She moves to the center of your large bed, larger still in relation to her size.
>She turns her back to you, lies down and lifts her cute rear in the air, presenting herself to you.
>She looks back with the most sensual “come hither” look you’ve ever seen and shifts her tail to the side, giving you full view of her glistening honeypot.
>Just the thought of burying yourself inside it is enough to throw your mind out of sorts.
>You climb the bed after your princess.
>”Be gentle at first alright?”
>Your mind has reverted so much, that you only really grasp the “Be gentle”.
>Dick poised at her entrance you don’t even wait any longer.
>Parting her lips with your head, you hear a light gasp.
>You bite your lower lip hard, her wet, hot insides already making you crazy.
>”Ooh~” She coos, taking more and more of your hardened member into herself.
>Near half way on your quest to plunder her royal halls you feel resistance.
>You prod it with your sword.
>”nh~”
>Her maidenhood, her flower, ripe and just waiting to be plucked.
>Do you dare break through and claim it for yourself?
>Yes.
>>27873632
>Gripping her hips roughly you bring her to you as you push forward.
>You strain her, more and more.
>Flurry’s eyes are moist with discomfort.
>”A-Anon-!“ she gasps.
>Finally her hymen gives!
“I’m sorry.”
>”D-Don’t be” She hisses.
>Undauntedly you shake the thoughts of hurting her away.
>Flurry covers her mouth with her wing, stifling a moan as you complete your journey.
>You have hilted.
>Her pulsing walls covering you in her warmth.
>You just stay that way, looking at her, at what the two of you are doing.
“I love you.” You blurt out.
>She doesn’t respond, instead she rocks her hips against you, shooting jolts of pleasure through your nether.
>Understanding what she wants you pull back, feeling her walls trying to keep you in.
>Right before fully leaving her, you push back in.
>“Ah!~ Anon!” she gasps, legs nearly giving out as she coats your sheets in her juices.
>You pull back leaving just the tip, and then push back inside her quivering love nest.
>”Anon- Anon let me get my- Ah!~” She tries to steady herself, though you pay it no mind.
>The stimulation stokes a fire in you.
>You repeat it with vigor, laughing at the sounds you manage to get from the princess.
>You could listen to them forever.
>You two get a rhythm going, filling the room with louder sounds of pounding.
>Her wetness continues dripping onto your sheets each time your testicles meet her mound with a wet slap.
>>27873637
>You just don’t stop, you feel like you can’t.
>Draping yourself over her petite form you start going harder.
>Rough strokes.
>Your breathing is all over the place.
>Flurry Heart can barely keep her shaking legs up.
>”Mha~ Anon, how, hn~ Anon, how much longer!?”
“I’m, I’m almost there.” The words barely leave your mouth, any lapse of concentration would end this quickly, you don’t want it to end, not yet.
>What at first started as a simple spark had become an inferno that spread over your body
>”I’m gonna go stir crazy!~” Her wings are barely kept in check.
>You can feel your peak.
>Your eyes close shut as your body locks itself.
>Your mind blanks, your body tries its hardest to get the most mileage out of your climax.
>”Anon! Anon I feel it coming again! Make me your queen!~”
>Flurry Heart arches her back as you bury yourself as deep as you can inside her worn body.
>Pleasure overwhelms you as you shoot your load deep inside her sex.
>You shudder feeling Flurry’s insides milk you dry, greedily taking in every last drop.
>You stroke her mane gently as she calls your name over and over lost in her own bliss.
>You turned her into quite a mess.
>>27873641
>“That was amazing~ Anon you’re a beast!~”
>You lie on your bed after removing the bed spread that was completely ruined.
>”I’m still shaking! Anon, you’re the best!”
>You look at the blossoming filly; mane completely wild, coat frazzled and her eyes…
>Her eyes always get you.
>You could get lost in them without a care in the world.
>Her very being right now; sitting on your bed, gushing at you under the low light of candles and the little light the moon gives from the window, is ethereal, cuteness incarnate.
>You’d raze entire civilizations to the ground just for her.
>Your penis seems to agree.
“Want to go again?”
>she starts shaking, trying to contain herself.
>Finally she goes rock still
>”Anon, when were you planning to tell me you were a demon?” She asks through a cold expression.
“Yeah, that was the exact same reaction I got when I told my tutor I could just go whenever as long as I had my five minutes.”
>Her face closes in.
>”Anon, rut me. Rut me until dawn.” She tells you.
>That does sound enticing.
>The two of you never returned to the party.
>A party made in your honor.
>Filled with friends and family as well as a never ending sea of strangers.
>You completely forgot about it.
>You never felt more wanted than right here, between these four walls.
>Just you and the bold princess indulging yourselves on what might as well be the softness of a cloud.
>You don’t care what tomorrow holds or what shape your relationship with the filly will become.
>It’s just you and Flurry Heart.
>That’s all that matters.
>>27873645
Alright, done, story's over, even though I could still squeeze some more fluff or lewd out of this, I don't like working on a single green too much.
Even checking with word's character count when cutting this into chunks 4chan still gave me shit about it. This ended up being my most awkwardly formatted green yet.
R8 h8 maturb8 and have another cute doggo
>>27873606
I see that berserk reference you sly dog you
>>27873153
moar writefagging pls
>>27873657
>>27873645
Pretty good, I like it.
Is there a pastebin for this?
>>27873645
I had a heartboner/10
>>27869664
>sell the foreskin to my cousin who owns a cosmetics company. Oy vey!
>>27873657
shit this was good
>>27873657
That was greatBut could you please include a scene where Cadence goes to check on Anon, opens the door, sees Flurry Heart in his embrace, smiles, then closes the door?
>>27873657
That was a great story anon
>>27875089
Yes
Bumb
>>27875089
orjoins them
>>27873657
That was very cute and hot. Good job writefriend. Maybe you could write an epilogue or a scene in which anon an flirry get caught by Celly and Cadence?
>>27875256
This with perhaps this >>27875247
bumping hopeful of green
>>27875256
Or even better,a horrified/furious Shining Armor.
>>27865684
Conclusion
>>27876990
>>27876990
>>27876990
Wew lad
>>27865684
>404 not found
>>27877642
https://derpiboo.ru/1197133
https://derpiboo.ru/1198288
https://derpiboo.ru/1198289
https://derpiboo.ru/1199292
>>27877665
Thank you based anon
>>27873680
Glad to see that it was caught pretty quick.
>>27874380
I don't have one, I usually write on and off sometimes months at a time so when I do bin something it's as a guest, it bit me in the ass when I lost my small stash of green and the links to their pastebin save for one I managed to find looking through the archives. Still, there's something holding me back from actually using pastebin in earnest, maybe because it actually legitimizes what I do, pressuring me and shit. please excuse this amount of faggotry from me.
>>27874824
That's what I was going for, no matter what I do, I always end up with pretty tame stuff, also https://youtu.be/bxDPojyS0mU might have had a hand in it when it came up on my writing playlist when I was about to lewd it up. You try writing smut with piano and strings stuff playing and not catch yourself writing the sex like that.
>>27875042
>>27875089
>>27875164
>>27875256
Thanks, I am writing a short "morning after" epilogue to round out that ending, though don't expect it to go lewd.
>>27875247
>>27875880
>Cucking Shining.
For shame anons, for shame.
>>27873645
>Epilogue.
>You stir slightly in your bed.
>The mattress creaks after last night's misadventure.
>Despite you having done the deed until you finally passed out, you feel surprisingly well rested.
>Sore, but well rested.
>You open your eyes to find a large pair of azure eyes staring back.
>It wasn't a longing stare, or a lovestruck stare.
>It was a slightly annoyed stare, one bred out of years of familiarity, a stare that shows no malice, but instead seems to mean "What am I going to do with you?"
>"So you finally woke up." Flurry states, her mane a mess of bed hair slighty sticking to her face.
"What time is it?" You ask her.
>"Anon, it's almost noon."
>What!?
"Why are you still here? I-I mean, not that I don't want your company, but don't you have things to do? What about food?"
>"Anon, I can't walk." She looks at you, slightly annoyed, though you spy a satisfied smile tugging at her lips.
>You feel kinda proud of that.
>Soon there's a knock on the door followed by a concerned voice.
>Your mother's voice.
>"Sunshine are you there? I haven't seen you since the party..." Her concern turns to into displeasure for a moment "... The party you were the guest of honor, the one that ended without the pony of the hour."
>Your heart races.
>You look around your room.
>Your clothes everywhere, apple cider bottle of your moms special reserve dripping on the floor, and your bed completely ruined.
>Along with a temporarily paraplegic Flurry snuggling close to you with a smug look.
>"You are so busted "Sunshine"."
>"Flurry Heart was with you last we saw her, is she in there?" Cadance is also with your mother it seems
>You see Flurry try to hide inside the thick covers though you put a stop to that immediately.
>You wrap an arm around her and squeeze her close, causing a surprised yelp from your bed guest.
>"Anon? What's going on in there? I'm coming in."
>>27878520
>With a turn of the handle, light from the hallway seeps in.
>In walks Celestia followed by your aunt excusing herself inside.
>"Anon why is it so da--" Your mother gags as the smell hits her like a runaway train. "What is this ungodly smell!?" she walks back, her hoof hitting the bottle "Is this from my reserve?"
>With a glow of her horn the room is soon fully illuminated and the large window fully open.
>Both mares just stare at the messy forms of Flurry and you.
"Good morning."
>"Anon, you didn't..." your mother seems to hoofpalm.
>"It was bound to happen sooner or later Princess Celestia." Cadance doesn't seem very displeased.
>Princess of love must have a sense for this stuff.
>"Though a simple "Liaison" isn't an excuse to not come back, you two are royalty, attendance is mandatory." Cadance chastises.
>"Just... Just clean yourselves and we shall have a talk afterwards." As both are about to leave you interject.
"Yeah... about that..."
>"I can't leave the bed." Flurry says.
>You can already feel the awkwardness begin to gather in the musky air.
>"Beg pardon?"
>"My legs refuse to work properly... wings are a negative and my mind isn't a 100%, so I shouldn't use spells like teleportation." You see Flurry get a mischievous smile "Right now I'm completely at the mercy of the prince~"
>You feel the mares look at you as if you were garbage.
>"Anon what have I told you about being too rough with fillies?"
>You want to tell them it wasn't like that but you really can't. Too awkward.
>"Oh, anon was a very gentle stallion~"
>WHAT IS SHE DOING? THERE'S A LIMIT TO HOW BOLD ONE IS BEFORE IT'S JUST CRASS!
>>27878528
>"We simply kept going. I surrendered my body to this beast throughout the night, isn't that right Anon?"
>What is this girl telling her mother and her aunt, your own mother? Is she trying to "get back" at something?
>"... kept going..." Celestia gasped
>"... All night!? How?" Cadance just looked at her daughter with the same reverence you'd show a survivor.
>"He had his five minutes in-between." she tries to lift herself to nuzzle your lower jaw but ends up falling on your lap instead.
>She chuckles.
>How can these three speak so freely about these things?
>Ponies are kinda weird sometimes.
>Your stomach growls, completely empty.
>You sigh.
>This conversation will lead you nowhere.
>Your mind starts working double time.
>You get out from bed, feeling the crisp chill of the wind.
"How about I help Flurry since she can't do it herself? It’d be faster and I'm starved."
>The mares are still in the process of rebooting, but they nod their heads and begin to leave telling you two to come to the dining hall after you're done.
>The door closes behind them leaving you two alone.
>"Bath?"
>You nod and pick her up.
>Taking her to your bathroom.
>After an incredibly cathartic bath and a monotonous grooming session you suspect was left to you on purpose, the two of you are about ready for the day.
>Leaving your room to be cleaned by the servants, Flurry nestled in your arms, you set course for food, after greeting ol’ Stoic, who just stoically stares forward.
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>Pushing the door open with your shoulder, sweet smells of delicious food waft into your nose.
>Your mom and both rulers of the Crystal Empire are already there.
>You greet them and set Flurry down on a chair.
>The air is thick.
>You and Flurry eat silently, though you sometimes feel her tail hit your backside playfully.
>You see Shining glaring at you, no doubt Cadance told him.
>How much did she tell him though?
>'Geez kid, you’re making me feel self-conscious in front of my wife'
>You almost crack a laugh as your mind suddenly recalls his greeting yesterday.
>Finally, the silence is broken.
>"I expected more of you Anonymous..." Shining begins "... So how long has this been going on?"
>"It was just this one time dad! And I was the one that pushed Anon!"
>"There is a thing called restraint, maybe Anonymous should have learned about it."
>Flurry gives you a smug look, taking your lack of "restraint" last night into some kind of inside joke.
>You watch this small drama unfold before you.
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>"You two are prince and princess, not regular folk who's chastity isn't worth kingdoms!"
>Your mom simply sips some tea, she probably knows where this is going after generations of being the ruling party.
>Cadance tries to calm down her husband
>"There's no need for outbursts, what was done was done out of love, and the love I sense in our daughter and Anon is as strong as our own"
>Shining Armor visibly calms down, however he still carries the same contempt
>"What about the fact we don't even know what Anon is? I can vouch for your character, Anon, don't misunderstand, but folk have seen minotaurs, gryphons, yaks, dragons, diamond dogs... but many haven't seen something like you, it's important to maintain appearances in the eyes of the public."
>"Here we go again with the public. I don't care what they think dad!"
>"I believe love can conquer any barrier, dear." Cadance tries to diffuse the volatile situation.
>You were expecting a comfy breakfast, not politics, daddy issues and philosophical views of love.
"So what happens now?"
>Shining looks at you
>"Now? Now you take responsibility Anon."
>Responsibility?
>You see princess Cadance practically shine with glee.
>"D-Does that mean-!"
>"Yes it means that." Shining is still a bit irate
>Your mom visibly wipes a tear from her eye
>"My little Anon is all grown up now."
>You and Flurry are confused as you both go for a sip of tea at the same time.
"What's going on, again?" you ask nobody in particular.
>Cadance however is more than happy to explain
>"Congratulations you two, you are now engaged! I'm so happy for you!"
>You and Flurry immediately spit out your tea
>E-Engaged!?
>As in, marriage!?
>You two look to one another
>You've already spent most of your live with her
>There's no way last night was just a fling out of a need to act out.
>So what's wrong with spending the rest of it the same way?
>You two smile at each other and Flurry leans close and kisses you cheek.
>You're more than okay with this.
