OMG anon I can't believe I get to meet a human!!
What's that?!
Whats this here?!
what does this do?!
These are weird, what are they for?!
What are these for?! Pants!? Cool take em off what's underneath?! Can I touch it?!
Another pony-wants-to-touch-your-dick thread
no Lyra you cannot know my... shameful secret.
>>27851373
>>Another pony-wants-to-touch-your-dick thread
>implying that there is a problem
>>27851373
The gig is up! Outta my way!!
BONBON!!!
THEY HAVE EVOLVED!
A MUTANT STRAIN OF ANON HAS BECOME IMMUNE TO DICKATRY SHENANIGANS
WHAT DO I DO?!
>>27851334
>Can I touch it?!
Knock yourself out, babe.
>>27851400
>implying this board doesn't get enough of this shit
Does it not?
>>27851334
What, do Ponies not have sex ed or something? Are there no mandatory schools outside of elementary in Equestria? So many questions....
>>27851452
Sex... ed??
What's that? I diddn't have anything like that at school.
Do humans have sex in school??
But then why do you have to wear pants?
So many questions...
>>27851373
>Another roleplay thread because some loser is lonely thread
FTFY
>>27851480
unfortunately teachers are prudes and don't allow sex in schools. here's fine though if you're down
Na, I do wanna see what you look like tho! Does if feel different when you DO stuff? Or the same?!
Will it hurt if I kick it?
Shit-tier tbqh imho famalam
>>27851540
nah, don't do that, but you can lick it and suck on it ;))))
Imma Kick it! Cmere!
>>27851480
You cheek.
imgongitya
tfw no roleplay of anon raping nyx
Inspired by a post I saw and lyra threads.
>Mountaineer type anon in equestria.
>hunts, traps, etc.
>begins stalking ponies to survive
>ponies are fucking terrified of a new predator in the forest
>they think its haunted
>lyra thinks its a human, but soon finds how terrifying they are, dont speak the same language, tries to convice him shes friendly
>>27851919
I like this premise, but does that mean anon eats pones?
>>27851934
Only their pussies. He sustains himself on the flowing juices.
Now we have to come up with a new type of consumer that only consumes liquid female pony juice.
We already have herbavore and the like.
Would this be sexavore?
>>27851953
>You will never hunt ponies for their juice
>>27851540
No, please kick it.
>>27851934
Doesnt necessarily have to. But it makes the story better
Could also have it so all the animals start disappearing and seeing blood trails/traps everywhere
>>27851953
l-lewd
>>27851983
God, that reminds of of that /k/ green where they harvest the doe's sexual juices with an egg vibrator.
>>27851400
>>>27851373
>>27851373
>Another pony-wants-to-touch-your-dick thread
>implying that there is a problem
>implying the maiming and bludgeoning of your dick ensues
Goddamn this board had gone to shit
Enjoy your eternal virginity OP
How can threads be real if our fingers aren't real.
>>27851373
Whats your problem with that?
>>27852184
Oh yeah, that one was a winner.
