612 - Spice Up Your Life
Written by Michael Vogel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-ENueQc7fc
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4fua6g
Friends Forever #30 (Twilight and Cadance) is still storytimed here!
>>27764011
The Wonderbolts Handbook is storytimed here!
>>27814343
Ded horse: >>27846089
>burger
>filly
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
609 - The Saddle Row Review
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4d8pbm
611 - Flutter Brutter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_dIF7tROwM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4eipni
Jul. 30th:
613 - Stranger Than Fan Fiction:Rainbow Dash meets a pony at the Daring Do Convention in Manehattan who hates Daring Do as much as she loves it.
614 - The Cart Before the Ponies:The Cutie Mark Crusaders get the chance to race in the annual Applewood Derby; their teammates Rarity, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash take over the competition.
615 - 28 Pranks Later:Rainbow Dash's excessive pranking gets out of hand; the ponies decide to give her a taste of her own medicine.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
Filly.
What if pony was anime?
>>27850978
That filly needs a hug.
>>27851008
I want to bully that filly.
>>27851008
What a silly filly
>>27851016
This is more cute than it is hot.
>>27851046
How can I be as content as Pinkie?
Fillies are like crows.
>>27851023
DO NOT BULLY
>>27851046
Shoving your face into a random pair of tiddies should be an encouraged practice
>>27851044
Every filly is silly on their own.
>>27851092
being a filly must be a hard life
I can't believe it's not fillies
>>27851093
Not really. You'd have friends.
>>27851092
Silly life
>>27851096
I'd be a renegade filly
>>27851100
>>27851110
I want to bully that filly.
>>27851110
>>27851115
I'm going to turn you into a filly and bully you sexually
>>27851115
No filly should be bulliedexcept for Twist
How old does glimglam have to be for sexual?
>>27851122
You say that like it'd be a bad thing.
>>27851115
She could probably disintegrate you with her magic
>>27851131
needs a cutie mark
>>27851141
That's not very friendship of her.
DO NOT LET THE PONIES SQUISH EACH OTHER
>>27851143
Don't some foals get their cutiemarks super early though?
>>27851157
![fd00564c5f[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Zf6cDqx.jpg "fd00564c5f[1].jpg")
Twilight created a device that sucks the smarts out of your brain to claim for her own.
>>27851190
Jokes on her, I have negative smart.
>>27851168
I want to smooch the squishy mare.
>>27851190
>I've got you now Anon!
>Wait, why isnt it working?
>>27851190
She's already smarter than me, so it's useless.
>>27851190
She'll be disappointed
>>27851162
Equestria is backwards in some ways.
Rarity created a device that sucks the cum out of your dick to claim for her own.
>>27851190
Without my conscience, I'll probably lose control and rape her like an animal.
>>27851190
The only thing I read is that Twilight will suck me
>>27851210
>thinking you're physically capable of raping Twilight
You're funny
>>27851190
I want to put it on her and then laugh at her while she struggles to do simple math problems.
>>27851210
That was her plan.
>>27851262
I wonder what marker's ponut is like
>>27851281
>>27851285
it was just a question jeez
>>27851288
>>27851298
>>27851293
SHOW IT TO ME
Colors that Sell
>When it comes to toys, there are specific colors that sell. The "three basic toy colors" of yellow, red, and blue were chosen for Gundam. If these three colors are combined well, kids will be very interested when it's put in a showcase. Tomino-san had the idea of it being entirely white, but that wouldn't sell toys. Chogokin at the time would always incorporate those colors. When in the toy store showcase, they had to fight and win against robots from other companies. The fighting isn't just in the anime.
One can only imagine what was going through the designers' heads when they decided on absolutely technicolor horses to fight with Mattel's dolls.
>She wants to watch while you teach Glimmer about friendship and hot monkey dick
>>27851315
>>27851322
what anime is this
>>27851349
Can you just hug two horses?
how many ponies do you have in your harem
>>27851361
One
>>27851322
Truth be told I'm not an expert on the subject.
>>27851314
>>27851361
I'm in a stable relationship.
>>27851367
>you will never learn the mysteries of hot monkey dick together with your waifu
>>27851379
>>27851381
>>27851361
just 2
>>27851361
2
>>27851397
How are scarf friends different from regular friends?
>>27851414
They have scarves
JUST ORDERED THE PIZZA
>>27851424
why are you wearing that...
>>27851424
Great!
>>27851424
>>27851390
>tfw that blog is probably ded
>>27851429
>not wearing a comfy ninja suit at home
Pleebee
I hate pizza
>>27851190
This is going to end like that episode of Jony bravo where an alien has to suck out his brain right?
>>27851435
>tfw a lot of good blogs are ded
I miss Sexy Spitfire
>>27851424
don't take it all yourself you fat fuck
>>27851435
I saw a small blurb of activity from them a month or so ago, but I'm not sure they're still involved with horse.
>>27851467
I intend to
WHAT YALL EATING TONIGHT
>>27851538
Wait it's Saturday
>>27851538
Chinese
>>27851538
Ice cream
>>27851538
pizza
>>27851538
Chocolate cake
>>27851538
Is that you, Shout?
>>27851577
>>27851551
You will die very young
>>27851538
Where's toping?
>>27851592
Yes, that'd be the ideal outcome
>>27851538
Pasta with shrimp, and some corn I guess.
>>27851592
I'm gonna die older than you are.
>>27851538
Chicken breasts seared in a pan with asparagus and penne pasta and a drizzle of olive oil, finished with pine nuts and parmesan.
>>27851589how the hell did you know
>>27851551
>>27851571
>>27851577
Wow we've got some real 'muricans in here.
Why don't you fatties have a little salad with that?
>>27851538
Paella.
>>27851611
I can feel your comics
The characterization of Dash in that Winderbolts' Guide is the most entertaining part of the book
For the last time I am not a filly.
>>27851611
BecauseI'm a psychic.
>>27851628
shut up, filly
>>27851601
I'd cook asparagus at home, but it makes my pee stink.
Do you think ponies have the same problem?
>>27851625
Lewd!
>>27851639
Are you suggesting your pee doesn't stink under normal circumstances?
>>27851642
draw comics fag
>>27851648
clearly I have other things on my plate
literally
>>27851647
I can confirm, I taste his urine daily.
>>27851647
It shouldn't if you're properly hydrated
how many ponies did you catch on ponymon go
>>27851652buy some apples
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gmv9Pb5NafI
>>27851611
>"Saturday night!" shout in the filename.
>OC pic attached.
>Asking everyone for input in all-caps.
Nah', just kidding. We're all psychic here.
>magical enhancements
Filly wants to be rooted.
>>27851659
>cool channel!
>>27851664
Shit I'm getting predictable in my old age.
>>27851664
also you can see a tablet
>>27851665
>"58 bits"
>only hands over two
>>27851689
Yes
That's the joke
>>27851689
>literally in the filename
>>27851695
No
These are supersized bits, worth exactly 29 standard bits
>>27851689
Filly and I can come to some.. arrangement.
>>27851699
... I was just pretending!
Filly wants a raise.
>>27851709
alright, pick the filly up
>>27851709
Yeah i've got a raise for filly right here
Pinkie Pie is eating all your junk food, now you have no lettuce or carrots or celery
You just saw filly and her filly friends take off from your driveway in your self driving car yelling "I'm going to Paris!"
Seeing as you live in California, you're a little worried.
>>27851763
Seeing as I have no affiliation or interest in filly or her friends, I am struggling to give a shit.
>>27851763
Fuck her and her filly friends.
>>27851777
I mean.
They did just steal your car.
>>27851782
I don't have a car, filly.
Come on, what do you want. You know I don't have treats for you today.
>>27851763
Log in to my car and have it drop them off at school.
>>27851782
A small price to pay for permanently removing the filly-antics from my very important MLPG text stream.
>>27851794
Filly hacked your car already
>>27851714
Pony Rarity would lose her shit if she saw mow much clothing humans wear.
>>27851801
Well she should pick a better password than "ice cream" if she thinks she's gonna lock me out.
>>27851736
Do I at least have pineapples?
>>27851763
>Police bash down my door.
>I am beaten, convicted as a pedophile, and my airsoft guns and butter knives are confiscated.
>Being Californian.
>>27851763
Yeah no shit I'm worried she didn't even specify which Paris
>>27851823
WE
>>27851794
Send them to the dentist instead
>>27851830
ARE THE CRYSTAL
>>27851842
PONIES
>>27851842PONIES
Who wouldn't?
Thinkign about treats
>>27851823
A melanin goddess
To be fair almost all the art of black humanized celestia is really cute and or unf.
Then again 90% of celestia's art is cute or unf so I can't really be the judge of that.
I just really like her.
Man, fuck ponies. Especially the stallions
>>27851888
Yes
>>27851859
#justfillythings
Filly wants a hug.
Did you remember to rumble your Rumble today?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cG4Fgdb6II4
>Still jailbait.
FUUUCK
Filly came by and dropped Diem25's manifesto in your lap.
She's looking at you expectantly and wagging her tail.
>>27851929
>please be a vegetarian
>it's better for your body
Literally
Trash
k wot draw come on
>>27851954
Dude come on. She's just turned 17.
Like literally why would you actually listen to what she's saying.
Imagine if you could listen to what you were thinking when YOU were 16.
>>27851964
Pinkie in Escaflowne-like armour?
>>27851964
Anon getting a filly harem.
Later
Nyx and Noi tormenting Anon.
>>27851964
Celestia filly hanging out with Sweetie
>>27851924
No, she is just going to poke me with her horn
>>27851964
Luna giving a ride to CMC
>>27851975
>Imagine if you could listen to what you were thinking when YOU were 16.
>it's all about wanting to fuck things and pokemon
>>27851975
She's going to dye her hair and become a feminist.
>>27851926
Every day
>>27851964
Anon and teen Flurry hanging out.
>>27851975
I would never never made a video blog in the first place
>>27851989
Stop trying to headbutt her then
>>27852003
sadly, that is not even entirely unlikely
>>27852023
I saw a video of two female midgets headbutting a dude's dick yesterday.
It was weird.
>>27851924
I actually wouldn't mind snuggling her...poor thing doesn't look like it's had any in years.
Filly is hunger...
>>27852091
You shouldn't have stolen filly's candy then.
>>27852091
How does that even work?
>>27852091
Filly needs to put that giant mace down
>>27852091
Filly should have a Snickers™
Giving your pony hugs from behind can greatly raise their mood.
>>27852293
I think that's just fucking
1-3:pon
4-6:mon
7-9:wa
0/dubs: draw
>>27852459
enjoy your wa
>>27852433
i'm playing tf2 instead
>>27852488
is bender going to bang that filly
>>27852459
wa?
>>27852492
He's going to bang all three of them.
>>27852488
>you will never hug SB
>>27852492
He's going to bend her.
tehe
>>27852575
Why are you laughing
that's fucking brutal
Nyx is going to hug you. She's going to trip you over with her magic and squeeze you tightly, then snuggle up to you and if you try to get up she's going to do it again.
>>27852575
I'd bend Sweetie
over a barrel
>>27852597
bend her
bender
te
he
he
>>27852597
pony is made of marshmallow
that's not a very difficult thing to do
Fillies are not for bending.
Did someone say HYPERBUSTY ANTHRO FUTA DORKS?
>>27852620
Unf yeswould help play through Link to the Past
>>27852620
only if it contains cock vore, shitlord.
>>27852676A randomized LTTP?
>you'll never fuck GENERIC HYPERBUSTY ANTHRO FUTA DORK's mouthnipples with your HYPERJUNK
That really makes you think.
Nyx keeps putting her hoof on your leg and gives you puppy pone eyes.
>>27852687Just regular. Or maybe Super Metroid.
>>27852698
Ugh, fine.
>unzips dick
>>27852712
>Nyx unzips her own
I HEARD DORKS AND I CAME AS FAST AS I COULD
>aussies are waking up
>increasing shitposts
>>27852725
DORKS
>>27852726
No one would know it was Australians doing it, until you pointed it out
Are you an Australian anon?
>>27852732
>>27852725
I like dorks just the way they are.
>>27852749If I had a good idea, I'd write a lewd story about this dork
Filly.
>>27852803
what about replacing her mayonnaise jar with a jar of cum?
>>27852816
I don't think that's really a story idea, anon
Nyx wants to know why her dick is bigger than yours.
>>27852833
what
it's classic lewd comedy
it practically writes itself
you replace her mayonnaise bottle with your own cum, she eats the nachos and says they're better than usual, ends up drinking right from the bottle and all the while you have a raging hardon
then she notices and she makes the connection and boom
instant blowjob
maybe you're just a bad writer
>>27852840
noi?
nightmarenoi
what a froi
>>27852854
I don't think that's a good story
I don't think you know what a good story is
>>27852899
you wouldn't recognize a good story if it came in your eye.
>>27852943
please have mercy
SUDDENLY
cute pony
>>27853009
When SUDDENLY an even cuter poney
>>27853009
Stallions are not cute
>>27853026
fite me
>>27853009
He'd be cuter in a dress
>>27853026
>>27853051
how can two people be so wrong
>>27853018
What a cute pone
What characters should be replaced, and by whom?
>>27853009
UGLY
G
L
Y
>>27853073
anon should be replaced with a cute filly
I want to nuzzle my face into Celestia's fluffy chest and use her as a pillow and her wings as blankets.
>>27853099
Heaven.
>>27853099
>>27853124
Wonderful.
Luna would be the best princess mom
>>27853072
Qtest pon
>>27853148
I'd rather make them into moms.
>>27852016
That took longer than expected.
