Spend week at rented house with parents in other room.
Week passes with little to no shenanigans but you spend alot of time in your room alone.
Finally its time to leave and are rushed by father to hurry, as you are already late.
Realize you never used the drawers over on the left side of the room.
Open because of curiosity.
Inside is a lavender fleshlight with twilight's cutie mark on the side.
Realize you were here for a week without using it.
Could take it but it's someone's house, also parents look through luggage.
What do?
>>27848062
I probably wouldn't be able to resist not taking it. Its worth the risk of getting caught. I would never forgive myself for not using that week if I went home without it
Take it. Hide it somehow too.
>>27848091
I mean like the house owner isn't going to call up my parents like "um....yeah, did you guys by any chance see a fake vagina of a cartoon pony"
As you attempt to take it you realize it is secured to the bottom of the drawer by some kind of wire, loose enough to be used on the bed, but its secure enough so you cant yank it out.
upon further inspection you realize that the wire is heavily insulated.
Father threatens to come in in order to rush you.
You know you keep knives somewhere in your bag but ittle take some time, you can't break the chord by hand.
>>27848134
Break it offwith your dick
It could be used bro. I mean its a rented house come on. leave it.
You realize there isn't much you can do in the time you have.
Quickly you unzip and try sawing it off with your erection.
Father hears small rubbing noises and lack of response, begins to enter room.
you have less than a second to come up with something clever to say to ward him off without *tipping* him off..
>>27848209
>I'M GETTING CHANGED
>push against door if possible
duh
>>27848062
How good are fleshlights compared to hands? Has anyone tried the horse ones?
>>27848134
>>27848209
Oh Anon your so silly.
As he gets close you yell that you are getting changed and back up.
Bullshit, he ain't falling for that, it's time to go and you've already said you were doing one last check.
As you back up you hit a drawer a lever somewhere is activated.
Pony dongs... Pony dongs everywhere.
A life size molestia falls from a hatch in the ceiling saying something about worship in an automated voice.
Your dick gets wrapped in the chord.
Father walks in...
the eq theme is blaring throughout the house.
Lube dispenser shoots up in front of where father is standing out of a plate in the floorboards.
What do you try to say before the fireworks start?
Last two digits decide effectiveness from 99 at critical success to 00 at critical failure.
>>27848288
>Staring at the Molestia plush
My god. It even has a watermark.
>>27848288
U mad bro?
10-22 Not so good.
Yes, he is indeed mad.
As the spaghetti fills the room to the brim so does the tirade spouted by your irked daddy.
Suddenly another pony figure is dropped from the ceiling, this time in the form of big mac.
It falls at an angle and swing right into him.
Promiscuous probe poking promptly.
As you stare at the scene unfolding several more pones drop from the ceiling.
Futa, stallions and the like.
but these are not attached, no these are actual pones.
And they want butt.
Your butt.
>>27848396
Lube up. Advise dad.
>no proof
>not even a pic
The molestia figure comes to life with a flash of teleportation magic.
More probes are grown, big probes.
Outside you hear screams of you mother and the unfortunates out on the street.
Moly turns her head(s) to face you.
Peasant, it is time to serve your queen.
You look over and see your father tears.
You realize there is one last thing you can try...
With all your strength might and soul you _____.
>>27848438
Shit with the force of over 10,000 angry BLM protesters
>>27848288
fuck
>>27848062
>Could take it but it's someone's house
What are they going to do? Phone your parents up and say "was it you who took my My Little Pony themed sex toy?"
>also parents look through luggage.
Literally what
>>27848438
say "MY STAND WILL BE THE JUDGE!" and attempt to duel futa cocks.
As you scream you flick your dick in the direction of the oncoming hardened futa.
Some how the fleshlight comes undone and lands at their feet.
Casualties ensue as the futa fight each other for dominance over the fleshlight.
You are left in an opening and molestia stands before you.
Her member gaining a whole foot of girth over the unfolding scene.
You could probably do something without her noticing, but what?
This thread reminds me of a time where one of my friends bought a fleshlight on a highschool marching band trip. Hijinks ensued those couple of days.
>>27848062
It's probably used, don't fucking take it.
>>27848509
Put your dick in gmher dick until the balls touch
>>27848538
Who cares?
>>27848552
You're fucking kidding right?
You attempt to shove your dick into her log.
It gets stuck.
She looks back in your direction.
As she begins to spread your cheeks cannon twilight bursts in with an anti-futa spray bottle.
she begins spraying futas left and right, sending them back to their world.
Molestia drops you on the ground, and offers any one thing if you help her defeat her rival.
she is confident she will win alone but could use some entertainment.
If you either seduce or stop twilight the prize is yours.
Who's side do you choose and what do you do?
>>27848571
Just washit, boil out the germs. No problems
>>27848588
Punch both of them to near death
>>27848062
I don't understand, is this an actual situation or is OP role-playing.
>>27848611
this is a CYOA
>>27848608
You cant punch both, you gotta choose one or the other, unless you can find a way to distract both.
>>27848588
>>27848633
Distract twilight by punching your dick, when she gets close punch her to near death.
>>27848062
i want to cum inside rainbow dash
-76
The pain sends you to your knees and catches her attention.
Molestia pretends to get some head from father but you see a small wince as she sees your display.
Twilight still isn't quite curious enough to come closer, but she is confused and you have her attention.
You realize some of your fathers aphrodisiac pills have fallen out of his pocket form his pill Cosby days. They roll to your feet.
>>27848702
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
>>27848702
>pill Cosby
kek
>>27848702
Snort the pills
-79
You take a pill and shove it down your nasal cavity.
Not sure what you were expecting, it gets stuck.
Somehow while you struggle against your own bodies' reflexes to get the pill down some of the magical pill stuff goes down.
+5 to rape
You quickly grab twilight.
While she struggles you manage to shove a pill down her esophagus.
Fun times ensue.
Molestia is pleased.
As she sends a blue-ballsed back to her demention and as she pulls out of your father and asks you what you want.
To be on [/spoiler] pony simulator [/spoiler]
>>27849213
pony thread simulators are goddamned stupid
they are like masturbating and catching it all in your hand, then typing and moving your mouse. now you have cum all over your keyboard and your mouse you stupid bastard. what were you thinking when you were jacking off to that scootaloo pic of her giving a blowjob to big mac. on second thought. do not answer that.
>>27848091
Take it. Hide it, and the previous owners won't call up because they'll sound like shitheads.
Hey, OP, do you want to buy an almost not used horse dildo?
>>27848062
Hide it on your pants or car
Please explain how a horse dildo can be "almost not used".
I feel like there is a story there.
