This thread is dedicated to all country pones.
Neat, another soon to be /pol/tard shitpost thread.
>>27836031
Polandball > Country pones tbqh family
>>27836031
latinos can come too?
>>27836312
Ya es hora!
grainy bump
>tfw still no North American orgy pic
>>27838359
Fucking faggot.
>>27836079
Polandpony when
What are you looking at?
>>27838577
>>27836031
>Canadians genuinely think Americans give a shit about them
You do realize the only reason Canada and America are allies is because when the Chinese/Russians finally attack, america will absorb Canadian land and resources to fund their war efforts, Right?
>>27838584
I for one think Canada is a prettychillcountry and are only friends with the US because they're obligated to, why else would they hurt their rep. like that?
Oh and you won't be saying that when Dilary gets elected and you fags start swarming the border.
Canada do yourself a favor and build the first wall.
>>27838616
>he doesn't realize that the US has a huge Canadian illegal immigration problem but we just focus on Mexico because muh cartels
>>27836031
Superior Polandball original
>top cute
>speaks viking language
Literally no other country pone can compete.
>>27838584
>constantly go out of your way to shit on us, constantly remind us that you could take our country through force
>"HAHAHA WE DONT GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT YOU, WE BARELY KNOW YOU EXIST"
You can't have it both ways, you know.
>>27838584
>implying murica needs help against anyone
>>27836031
>that ñ pedophile oc
She need to get the fuck off
>>27838749
>dat faic
>>27836031
Even the whitest ones?
>>27839107
Spanish language THREADS you imbecile.
Can't even rulefag properly.
>>27839118
That ñ OC represent that pedophile thread. that why
>>27839134
>cant even into english
thats not how the rules work faggot. the only officially (unofficially) b& OC is milky. they cant have spanish threads, theres nothing about maria.
>>27839165
Just ignore that faggot, he is literally a barneyfag for Maria or anything yeh related
>>27839041
Canada is important to the US for 3 war related reasons
1. Oil
2. Uranium
3. buffer zone from the Russians
>>27838716
We both know that's not true.
And I'm pretty sure it has more to do with the cultural barrier.
Like no one bats an eye over someone who looks like an Upstate New Yorker coming over a non existent barrier, while someone who looks like a Guatemalan jumping over a fence raises all the sirens.
Not to mention the things people have been told.
>>27839263
>>27839273
>loose collar on maple
kek
>>27838716
This. I wouldn't be surprised if a few anons here were Canadian illegals in the U.S.
>>27839263
>>27839273
>all that cancerous polandball comics
>>27840837
>Latin Times
>Implying visa over stays count as illegal immigration
But hey maybe you're right, let me just check wiki real quick.
>Canada only at 5% when grouped with Europe
Oh.
No one? Oh ok I just will sit here in corner
Does anyone have the Swedish one?
Also, https://derpiboo.ru/126026
>>27836031
Stivalia a cute
>>27840875
Sweden is for pussies, real men live in Norway
>>27840851
>nuclear power
>particularly polluting
>>27840882
If we're going that route they both lose to Finland.
tfw little to no netherlands art
>>27840860
>hey look when you group it with countries 20 times its population it suddenly isn't a big percentage anymore
And the europoors say American education is bad.
>>27840956
It really isn't, seeing as how he claimed it lead the world in Illegal immigration, yet even when it's grouped with >countries 20 times it's population, it's still minuscule in comparison.
Did they make you learn Arabic in your school by the way?
>>27840885
Kekles
>>27840983
Apparently English isn't your strong suit. I claimed that there is a large Canadian immigration problem, and cited that in visa overstays, they are the biggest offenders worldwide. Which is all true.
>>27841060
English is my first language sir.
Pardon me for not understanding your odd phrasing.
You clearly said Canada had a large illegal immigration problem without specifying, which I won't deny, but it is rather small in comparison to the other offenders.
I already said this, but I'll say it again.
>forgetting to renew your visa =/= purposely entering a country with the proper authority
>>27839263
>>27839273
that thread was fun
>>27841106
Yeah,It was fun while it lasted.
>>27841141
you are saying it like we can't have fun anymore
cheer up, we have cute ponies and greentext to have fun
>>27841414
Yeah.
I kinda want to write a green aboutMaria and the mistreatment from her sisters.
And I'm gonna.
>>27841506
Do it, noble writefag.
>I feel the need to make a pony OC with the colours of my flag to represent my country on the internet
>>27836031
My headcanon is that Uruguay and Argentina are sisters, Argentina being the older and Uruguay being the youngest
Papa Spain and Moma Italy are the parents of most Southamerican countries, Argentina being a copy-paste from her parents... copying the worst possible things from them
Argentina is stubborn and sometimes greedy, like Spain
Argentina is lazy and noisy/rude, llike Italy
Uruguay has to deal with Argentina's shit everyday, even tho they deeplyreally love eachother as sisters
Uruguay is a nice mare, but with some strange habits... like always carrying a flask of hot water for her 'Mates¿. And when I say 'always'; I mean ALWAYS
The whole Southamerica is a big lovely dysfunctional family
>>27841506
Nobody care about a spic OC, write about Mapple and Freedom OC
>>27841590
Nice, another one to the colection of the south america headcanon OC
>>27841577
So it shall.
>>27841599Who do you think her sisters are?
>>27841590
>>27841608
>>27841590
don't forget that argentina has a very big head full of herself
and the flask is called "termo"
source: i'm argentinaa funny thing about this place is whenever you turn a corner, you change the place. in one street is clean, full of bankers and lawyers, and the next corner is full of empty buildings and small shops that fix cellphones or sell fake DVDs
>>27841608
>tfw someone screencapped my shitty headcanon post
I don't know how to feel towards this
>>27839114
>>27839181
>white
>>27841968
>>27842763
Best country with best ass, right here.
>>27841829
>>27841992
>playing with fire
>>27842869
easy man
all the CP posters are gone
>>27843120
It truly is a shame we must all suffer for their disgusting fetish.
>>27843132
OH SHIT, CP!
MODS MODS
If there's an argentian drawfag in here, please draw pony Perón.VIVA PERÓN CARAJO
>>27839074
Doesn't Switzerland have a law that requires you to own a gun?
>>27837274
>>27836312
>>27838392
>>27839114
Get off my board pedos
Sent ;)
Did someone say CP?
>>27843132
>>27844315
why you abuse maria? she is nice
she made empanadas
bumpong best butt
>>27843313
I can't believe people still voted Macri
>>27845587
don't blame me
i voted scioli
I bet I am the only one.
ficticious countries can come too?
>>27840899
And the stuff that is out there is usually a diffirent character.
>>27847258
Nederland pone a cute.
Someone please draw porn of Russia pon forcefully breeding Syria pon
>>27848000
Those trips make me moist. Drawfags?
>>27836079
>polandponies
>all polandball rules apply
White bump
>>27841589
We have ponified airplanes, internet browsers, birds, moths, and the Thing. We made generals for all of these.
If you think we have standards, we will prove you wrong.
>>27848981
I-I miss some of them
>>27843646
The sent ;) meme had it's second birthday months ago.
Announcing a report is against the rules.
Come on babycakes.
>>27846767
Happy bicentennial of independence.
>>27850149
Where did you find this one?
Someone please post Neo Polandball
>>27838392
Never
>>27850623
>Neo Polandball
What?
>>27850437
yay indepence day
I celebrated it by getting drunk and eating milanesas
>>27848809
>White bump
>White
>>27851412
Me too.
Milanesas con ensalada rusa.
Toda esta lluvia me esta inundando las plantas
Someone save me from this stupid island already
Is there a Puerto Rican pony?
>>27852491
if isn't, there should be.
his/her CM should be the Puerto Rico flag, since they put it everywhere
>>27852491
¿Hay algún pony chileno?
>>27846767
>>27850149
No weon, no estamos solos c,:
>>27852786
Look up on derpi, or
>>27850149
>>27846767
Wish there was more, or at least ONE, and not so many different designs.
>>27846767
>>27850149
No weon, no estamos solos c,:
(Lo que me gusta de los chilenismos es que los gringos les cuenta un poco más entendernos)
>>27852874
>los gringos les cuenta un poco más entendernos
>implying anyone does
>>27852917
Cierto xD
>>27852632
I'll draw one when I get back, sometime late at night, meanwhile suggest more things to put on design
So far I got hibiscus and cute dress
Feliz bicenteario mis hermanos
>>27839074
where the fuck is Switzerland?
>>27843378
No. We have mandatory military service though.
But fuck yeah do I love muh funs.
since this is a website about japanese cartoons's discussion, i post a jap pony i found
>>27854691
Ah, Mitsuko is a nice pone from what the anon said. Reserved, timid. I remember the thread where named her, but I'm not sure if it's official.
>>27848000
>Someone please draw porn of Russia pon forcefully breeding Syria pon
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-36756848
In Soviet Syria, ISIS pon rapes you.But then, so did the Afghans
>>27838716
Absolute bullshit.
Canadians are white and speak English while their culture is very similar to ours. Their education standards are higher and they're far less likely to be drug mules and I'd bet my paycheck that Canadian imigrants commit a fraction of the crime that Mexicans do.
>>27854742
anon that suggested the mini-canon of mitsuko here. thanks for remember the little name i choose for her.
to be honest, it wasn't as much as official as /mlp/ official. it was a veronika thread mostly, and i only asked for a name since she is cute to just let her forgotten. besides, in that thread i learn thanks to you guys that japs were friends with the nazis, but they still had a commie side of view.
as for the canon if anyone is wondering:
>Mitsuko (shining child) is a white pony with a mane like the color of the cherry blossoms
>she is reserved due to Japan's classic culture where a woman was expected to be a good housemaid and perfect wife. she is very timid due to this
>she is very intelligent, being able to speak fluent german, russian, and chinese
>due to her knowledge, aryanne admits her as "honorary aryan". and due to her sense of honor, veronika calls her as "a loyal comrade"
>the blade she has is a katana. while she jokes about japanese and edge, she knows how to use it. MGR levels we are talking
>each time she makes a mistake, she always tries to deny it. like she never did it in the first place, even when the evidence is clear
>her CM is a picture of "the rising sun"
>she is a total weaboo, her room full of mangas and special collector items and extended animes DVD's
>she draw mangas. she done at least one of each category you can find
>>27836051
>dumbass doesn't know about /int/
Sure is summer around here
Bump
>>27852979
Okay here now, gib colors
>>27855172
t. Canadian Trumpfag
In all sincerity I'm actually astonished that they legitimately exist.
>>27857811
Well, someone has to be the soft, good america
And what better way that a place that isn't american to begin with
>>27857919
>implying Canadian Trumpfags aren't the salty minority
They sure aren't American.
Geez, are they really so desperate for change they'd support someone from an entirely unrelated country?
Argentina is cancer
>>27859396
more like a kick to the nuts, that's why our country looks like a dick
State poni ok too?
have a funny
>>27838716
>anyone from Central America or South America who can get into Mexico could potentially hop the border
>let's worry about a country where everyone is a leftist with a well-heated house and half of them moved there because they hated a politician in the U.S.
>>27863556
>anyone from Central America or South America who can get into Mexico could potentially hop the border
>get into Mexico in the first place
lmaoing at your life senpai
Why someone from SOUTH America would go ALL THE WAY UP to NORTH America to do that, they just go south to Argentina or Chile.
And the only ones who would start drugshit would be Colombians.
>>27864045
Probably because there are real countries up there.
>>27864061
It's not worth for a Colombian who can start his drug gang anywhere else near him to go all the way up through Mexico-tier countries. The rest won't do anything like that, Chileans don't even need a Visa to go to USA like the rest of these countries.
>>27836312
>>27838392
>>27839181
>>27842001
>>27850437
>>27852282
Yes
>>27859396
Nice Meme
>>27864111
Boop
>>27866307
Ayyye
>tfw there's not enough South Korea OC out there.
>>27866627
>>27866307
worthless korean you must be hardened with fire
>>27866798
Well, fire can't be worse than hell.
>>27866798
the CD-i was bad but it had a chance
>>27859396
rude
>>27839114
>>27839181
>>27842001
>>27848809
>>27850437
>>27852282
>>27853004
>>27856569
>>27860977
>>27864111
>>27867397
This is the nyx of the country ponies?
>>27867404
Argentina is the nyx of the world.
>>27867404
Only in the cute factor, argentina OC is white
>>27867479
the difference is we are canon
>>27868606
>argentina
>canon
top lel
>>27868930
as long as you bother to put us on the map, it counts
>>27868606
prove it
>>27869035
EQG is in the map of the MLP franchise and isn't canon.
>>27840870
Oh man. first time i see one of my guyse here.
>>27868930
>>27869055
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argentina
Boop
I want redditball comics to go and stay go
>>27874833
yo, can a nig chill around here?
>>27875634
Maybe?
>>27875634
Africa?
>>27879204
night, cute pone
>>27875634
Christmas Island!?
>>27879204
Bampu
>>27880280
I had a kek
>>27880263
Whitest princess <3
boop
>>27874847
>Anon supports Commie pones
>He brings Russia to glory
>He knows it will all end one day, but he knows that Russia will be too great to fall to the bottom
>Russia falls, to the dismay of some
>But it quickly begins to bounce back
>Anon begins phase two
>Anon starts influencing Trump Pone's rise to power
>Soon, Trump Pone begins to inch towards presidency
>Anon starts using more dangerous tactics, assassinating dangerous individuals, wiretapping many ponies, bribing individuals and causing downfalls
>All indirectly
>Except for most of the assassinations and wiretaps, of course
>But no evidence is left
>Even the hitponies he hires at times vanish into the shadows
>Finally, Trump Pone reaches the White House, and Anon wipes everything, and thus phase two ends
>Phase three begins immediately
>Anon starts influencing US and Russian relationships
>Anything, and ANYPONY who may cause problems between Russia and America is dealt with
>Anon's ruble reserves are running low
>A mere third of the billions of rubles he had before
>Not to mention the crash in value of the ruble
>But there's no time to pull strings anymore
>Anon makes a final push, and America and Russia finally unite as true allies
>Mule ISIS is crushed underfoot, and Assad Mule is killed
>Russia and America share a port instead of fighting over it
>Not 50/50, but 100/100
>A new era of world peace begins
>Phase four begins and ends in under three minutes and twenty four seconds
>Anon vanishes off the face of the Earth, and 27 locations across the world suddenly smell faintly of thermite
>He knows that if the world found out what he had done, then everything that he had worked for would crumble
>The Better Tomorrow a small pony had spoken of is finally here
>Anon retires to a Villa hidden away in the Urals, welcomed home by a pony who had been thrown into confusion, wishing to cry and rejoice at the same time the day a wall in a battle scarred town fell
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>>27885561
lurking this thread
>As he drives up the dirt road to the hidden home, far from the eyes of the world, Anon glances at the passenger seat in his Lada, eyeing the cooler and the backpack next to it
>He starts to get a bit nervous, and begins to worry
>What if someone is waiting for him to pull up to the door?
>He decides to be better safe than sorry, and reaches to unzip his backpack, multitasking between steering the car and pulling out a small briefcase
>He slows down the car and opens the case, pulling out an untraceable handgun
>A replica of a Sig Sauer P226 with threaded barrel, with no serial numbers
>As he rounds a hairpin turn, Anon places a suppressor in his left hand and uses his left wrist to steer
>He quickly threads the suppressor onto the handgun and places the weapon between his knees, muzzle down and backwards slightly
>After unlocking the OBI and slipping it out of the gun, he places a magazine against the magwell and slips it in
>After hitting the slide release, he removes the magazine and places it in his left hand, rounding another hairpin
>After pressing another round in the magazine, he slips it back into the gun and sets it down in his lap
>He reaches into the backpack and pulls out pic related
>Preforming a similar procedure with the tiny AK as with the Sig, he steers around one last corner and leans forward to place the hand cannon behind his back in a way that he can grab it easily
>He places the Sig in a holster sewn into the inside of his suit as he pulls up through a clearing in the trees
>Going up a gentle curve past a small potato field to the home, Anon begins scanning, just as he had practiced many times before
>Seeing no signs of any other cars, Anon begins to slow down and park the car
>He looks into the windows of his house, searching for any signs of potential dangers
>None
>Securing the car, Anon exits and walks towards the home, holding the handcannon behind his back
>Knocking on the door, Anon hears a "Privyet?" emanating
"It's Anon."
Cont.d
>>27836031
use this version in the next thread
>>27886580
the joke is with with 4 polandballs besides america and canada, so unless you find another /pol/ pony, it isn't going to change
Ah, shit I forgot to mention him flicking the safety off on both the guns and carrying the cooler to the door. Also, should I keep going?
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>There's a pause, and Anon feels as though someone on the other side of the door is watching
>After hearing the lock turn, Anon hears the voice again
"Voydite."
>Anon opens the door, to find a pony carrying a pot of water in both hooves
"Privyet, Anon. Welcome home."
"Privyet, Veronika. Did anypony come and visit while I was gone?"
"Nyet."
"Ah, good."
>Anon begins to walk into his home, laying his backpack down next to the door
>Kicking off his shoes, Anon begins walking towards the kitchen, where Veronika is cooking
>Veronika glances at Anon, giving him a smile
"I did not expect you home until tomorrow."
"Got done early."
>Anon places the AK on a table, hitting the mag release and pulling back the bolt
"Why did you have that?" Veronika asks
"Just felt a bit spooked in the car. I wanted to be ready for anything."
>As Veronika chops onions, Anon pulls out the Sig and goes through the same procedure as the AK
"Do you have any plans for a while?" Anon asks as he removes his white "working" gloves
>Veronika looks up from her cutting board
"Nyet. Why?"
"It seems I'll be able to stay home for... Well, I don't know how long, but I expect at least a month, and as far as I know, after that, I can retire."
>Veronika goes wide eyed
"Really?"
"Yeah, it seems that way."
"Well, let me finish preparing supper and I will be with you."
>As Anon heads back to the foyer, he picks up the guns and their magazines and extra rounds, and he places them in his pocket
>Anon grabs his backpack, and heads upstairs turning right at the intersection halfway up, and heads to his room
>After heading to his walk in closet, Anon changes out of his kevlar lined "work" clothes and into a much more casual, comfortable outfit
>A silky smooth t-shirt, and some new boxers, as well as some comfortable sweats, all with anti-pilling runes
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>>27887478
>keep going?
sure thing
if aryanne green is weird, let alone veronika
boop
Bampo
