>tfw no applejack gf
>tfw no hard-work appreciating, country loving gf
>tfw no family-oriented, kid-friendly gf
Other waifus can't even compete. I know some of you on /mlp/ have a gf. do they relate to your faovurite pony in any way?
>>27829000
>quads
Yeah my gf is exactly like Rainbow Dash. She has small tits and is probably a lesbian
>>27829007
>trips
>>27829000
>I know some of you on /mlp/ have a gf.
Aha
Hahah
Anyway, I wouldn't mind having an AJ-like GF. I used to be some super edgy starving artist wanabe when I was 18, always thought "hurr durr redneks r dum rural areaz r shit", now that I'm living in the middle of the city I'd give my left testicle to hang with a girl that grew up on a farm.
>>27829066
>satan dubs
>>27829000
Preposterous, no one here would ever dream of it.She is or was super introverted and hardly spoke to anyone, though she was untimely super kind to the ones she did. Also I don't if it counts but she was a tier 1 weeb.
I really hope it doesn't.
>>27829066
Same i was very into Twilight-like girls until I lived in a city for 2 years
>>27829088
>>27829100
>>27829000
>>27829066
what the fuck is going on in this thread
>>27829000
no time to explain OP, we're evacuating this thread
>>27829000
All I want in the world is to be a blacksmith on a farm with a girl like Applejack.
If dubs this thread becomes a Rarity thread
>>27829678
Poor guy.
>>27829678
if dubs rarity threads are no longer allowed on /mlp/
>>27829698
no dubs this time around
>>27829706
A man can dream can't he?
My actual wife is a 6' farm girl from the middle of Missouri. We watch the show together, love Applejack and the Apple family, and have both masturbated to AJ lewd stories.
So yeah, we relate.
I'm okay with Apple horse as long as she keeps her mouth shut. That accent is like nails on a chalkboard to me.
>>27829000
I just want a Gilda gf
>You will never date Gilda in high school
>You will never pay her a nice, heartfelt compliment and see her blush ask you to stop
>You will never grow to feel words like "dweeb", "bozo", "moron" , and other such terms describing your lack of intelligence as terms of endearment rather than insults
>You will never go to one of her Track Meets and make eye contact with her while she's on the feild, flashing you a smile
>She will never furiously blush and refuse to meet your gaze while she wears her uncomfortably dainty (by her standards, anyway) Prom dress
>She will never force you to get /fit/ with her and encourage you to play a sport because "You've got way too much potential in that bod to just squander it by only doing nerd stuff".
>You will never work out with her at her home in a room she's dedicated to exercising
>She will never give you a affectionate punch on the shoulder when you complete a particularly greuling set
>She will never wear increasingly lewd workout gear and tease you relentlessly (You're pretty sure she only just recently bought that one black pair of yoga pants)
>You will never jog with her before school and see the morning sun make Gilda's sweaty body glisten
>You will never have frenzied post workout sex with Gilda
>She will never pin you down and ride you raw, cursing as sweat rolls down her athletic figure
>She will never be your power bottom, reluctant to not topping at first but gasping your name through shaky breaths as you pound away later
>She will never cum with you, moaning loudly while her whole body shaking and her eyes roll backwards
>She will never collapse onto you contentedly afterword
>She will never accidentally say she loves you post coitus and immediately regret it, embarresed
>You will never assure her that it's okay and tell her you feel the same way
>You will never kiss her
>>27829000
I've been with a girl who's like a lighter version of Moondancer for the past few years. It's been pretty damn comfy.
>>27829000
>Other waifus can't even compete
I like Pinku for my waifu
>>27829000
I want a Pinkie-like girlfriend who could encourage me, be good for laughs and bring me out of my shell. I'll never get one though.
>>27832352
Yeah sorry Pinkie is already my girlfriend lol
>>27829000
>I know some of you on /mlp/ have a gf
>>27829617
Simple, straightforward, good desires. I like you, sir.
>>27832429
But anon she's not real. Also
>lol
>>27829000
I like people like Apple Jack (most of the time).
But I love my girlfriend, very much.
>>27829000
My old girl friend was exactly like pank
>>27829000
I would very much like to be Domazon Dash's dirty little secret shota.
>>27829000
That's a super cozy picture OP, have anymore like this?>tfw Valentine's Day is in 7 months
