Hi. I'd like to exchange this Pinkie Pie for another Pinkie of equivalent value. This one just stares at me like this every time I come home.
>>27827330
Sorry, fresh out of Pinkie Pies. Best I can do is a Fluttershy.
>>27827344
Don't listen to this asshole, come to my store.
I can offer you, uhhh, this one.
It does this when you come home!
>>27827330
No, sorry we can not accept exchanges on pone that have been cummed inside.
>>27827359
Really, Bud? You're offering him THAT?
Pal-o, come by my place and I can hook you up. The value is only going to increase over time!
>>27827379
But I thought all pones were came inside once at the factory to ensure quality control.
ill trade ya a vapor P O N K A 尸回ヨ 1997
>>27827397
>Canterlot trash.
>Any value at all.
Tell you what, friend, if you come to my store I can trade you that pink one for this yellow one.
Hell, I like you so I will even throw in a free house.
>>27827359
I read that in Applejack's voice
I have a this Pinkie Pie.
Rare and one of a kind.
>>27827330
one of the most valuable pinkies and you posted it just like that.
Thanks I guess.
oi i gotchyer ponk roit ere
>>27827330
She's looking with disgust into your soul, anon.
>>27828699
She will steal my proteins.
>>27827542
H O W A E S T H E T I C A L L Y P L E A S I N G
>>27829701
Nobody wants your smelly old proteins, ya silly
Hello Pinkie seller.
I am going into battle, and I want your strongest Pinkies.
>>27827330
>>27830685
This one's the strongest Pinkie we got in stock, but be warned, she's a bit... temperamental.
>>27830701
Don't fall for bait and switch.
Come see my gently used pinkie. You won't be disappointed.
Why settle for a replacement Pinkie when you can upgrade to a top of the line Rainbow Dash. This is a limited time offer, if you trade in your current Pinkie and add a Starlight Glimmer (newer reformed model) then you can take home your very own Dash. Act now because you will never get a Dash at this low price ever again!
Look dog, I got some real hot merch, and if you want to get rid of that Ponk I can get you this Princess that has a filed off cereal number.
No questions asked dog, shit is legit.
You a cop?
I'll give you this spookhorse.
All other normal pones a inferior
>not having tentacle vag
How can they even compete?
>>27828734
This pic was on the front cover of equestria daily http://www.equestriadaily.com/2016/07/music-of-day-678.html
