What do you think the Ponies' drug/drink of choice would be?
Without a doubt, worst Pony drinks herself shitfaced at night and hits Apple Bloom.
>>27815962
applejack daniel because apple
>>27815962
why would twilight sparkle go out of her way to hit applebloom when she has spike nearby?
>>27815962
>Without a doubt, worst Pony drinks herself shitfaced at night and hits on Apple Bloom.
Ftfy
>>27816397
>worst pony
your mother was taking a shit when you were born
>>27816397
Both are correct.
And Fluttershy would do shrooms and weed on a daily basis.
>>27815962
They only have wholesome vices.
Equestria is a Utopia.
Im pretty positive Pinkie Pie powders her nose
>>27816893
>Equestria doesn't have vice
>Sexy pones and this pony who does Molly.
>>27815962
Pinkie drinks just about anything, bu probably likes alcopops and the Apple family cider the best. Probably smokes weed occasionally.
>>27816962
Shit, forgot related image.
>>27816937
Say that 5 times fast
>>27817008that that that that that
Spike smokes crack.
>>27817024
Nah
I'm pretty sure he eats crystal meth though
WHERES DA COKE PONY, MANG'
DON'T FUCKIN HOLD OUT ON ME
>>27817074
underrated
Twilight: Speed and raw caffeine, so she can study at maddening speed.
Rarity: Crack, maybe barb.
Dash: Tranquilizers, Steriods.
Flutters: LSD, how else does she talk to animals?
Pinkie: Every depressant in existence, meth, alcohol, etc.
AJ: She crams apple juice down the throat of any willing stallion until their semen is apple flavored, then drinks it by the bottle.
>>27817189
>twilight taking speed
>implying she can stay still long enough to study
You probably meant adderall.
>>27817202
Eh, maybe. But then again, maybe both, with the adderall to balance the freak out from the speed while keeping the energy. She goes through books a bit too fast.
>>27815962
Applejack: Alcoholic
Fluttershy: Heroin
Rarity: Speed
Rainbow Dash: Weed
Pinkie Pie: Cocain
Twilight: Mushrooms
Spike: Meth
Molly: MDMA, duh
Vinyl: Ketamine
Octavia: Absinth
Coco Pommel: Xanax
Princess Celestia: DMT
Princess Luna: Galantamine (look it up)
Discord: PCP
>>27815962
Cadence would probably eat Xanax pills like smarties
>>27817074
>>27817283
If Spike ate Crystal Meth, what would really happen?
>>27815962
>>27815962
Pinkie's brain produces an unusually large amount of DMT, more than normal pone. So she doesn't take drugs, but it explains why she's high on life all the fucking time.
>>27816397
>>27819064
I want BrĂ¼tamod to come inside of me.