Would you adopt a filly as your daughter, /mlp/?
Which one?
Would you be a good father?
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>>27813948
I would adopt Anonfilly so hardFinally, someone as faggoty as me
>>27813948
I would adopt anonfilly for the sole purpose ofbooping
She would be the best thing ever toboop
>>27814007Indeed
Here's the ACTUAL comic finished, now stop pesterin' me about it, Blu!!
>>27814723
Fuck that, bring anonfilly back. I want to be called faggot again.It's my fetish.
>>27814723
Noice.But, why edgehorse?
>>27813963
i would adopt her too
>>27803723
*Shuffle shuffle*
>What is that?
*Shuffle shuffle*
>You take your attention from Ruby and look out to the doorway to find that Rainy isn't there.
>You raise your voice slightly.
"Hey Rainy, you there?"
>A moment passes.
>"Yeah"
"What are you doing?"
>The shuffling stops.
>"Well I was just sorta walking up and down the corridor."
>You carry on scratching Rubys belly.
"Mind if I ask why?"
>Rainys little head pokes out through the door frame again.
>She smiles sheepishly.
>"Well uh I thought that you two needed a little privacy but I didn't want to go to bed just yet."
>You notice the small black bags under her eyes.
"Didn't want to go to bed? You look shattered Rainy, don't feel like you need to stay up or something, go to bed if you want to."
>Rainys face goes red.
>"Well it's just that I wanted to... Oh, nevermind."
>She folds her ears and walks out of view, her hoofsteps becoming fainter with every second.
>>27816105
>You lightly shake Ruby to wake her out of her trance.
>"Uhhhhhhhh, wut r u doin Anon. I'm cumfeeeeeeeeeee"
>You carefully lift her off of your lap.
>"Anooooooooonnnnnnn"
>She tries to work her way back onto you but in her tired state only achieves stroking your leg.
"Sorry Ruby but somethings up with Rainy but by all means, carry on acting like a baby if you want to."
>She lazily kicks her hooves in the air.
>"I'm not uh baybee"
>You roll your eyes and get up off the sofa.
"Sure thing, I'll back with some warm milk and a blanket in a bit."
>You walk out of the living room and make your way to Rainys, hoping it's nothing serious.
>You enter her room to see her lifting herself into her bed.
>You lean against the doorframe and cross your arms.
"Hey Rainy, you ok?"
>Rainy looks surprised that you followed her.
>"Me? Yeah, yeah I'm fine."
>Now doesn't that just scream 'No I'm not fine but I don't want to talk about'.
>Only one thing for it then.
"Wanna talk about it?"
>She turns over onto her side to face away from you.
>Ow.
>What's gotten into her?
"You do know that I'm not leaving this room until you're happy right?"
>She doesn't answer.
>>27816112
>Time to bring out the big guns.
>You walk over to her bed side and grab the corner of the duvet.
>Quickly you swoop the duvet under rainy.
>"H-hey, what are you doing?"
>Without pause you begin rolling up the duvet, trapping Rainy in the makeshift cocoon.
>Rainy just looks confused.
>"Wha- why?"
>You grin at her.
"Well I'm going to kidnap you of course."
>Sitting down next to her your face softens.
"Now come on, whats up."
>She shifts about in the cocoon.
>"I- I don't want to talk about it."
>Oh no you're not doing that.
"Too bad because you are going to tell me either way."
>She looks down shamefully and her voice is just a squeak.
>"I'm jealous."
>Wait what?
"Jealous? Of what Rainy?"
>You are honestly surprised, why would she be jealous?
>"Of Ruby."
>>27816116
>You don't say anything, prompting her to elaborate.
>"It's just that you two have been spending a lot of time together and whenever she's around I just don't feel..."
>She struggles.
>"...Important to you"
>...
>You... you feel awful.
>Tears spring to your eyes.
"R-Rainy..."
>You grab her tightly.
"Don't you EVER think for a moment that you aren't important. EVER."
>Rainy looks satisfied with the answer.
>You aren't done yet though.
"Rainy you are a wonderful and I mean wonderful filly. Before I met you my life, if it could even be called that, was a shallow and quite frankly terrible excuse for one."
"Every day would just be the same old 'try to be witty and funny' routine. Never did I make any friends nor did I have any legitimate conversations with anyone. I was lonely."
"But then I met you Rainy and although it's only been a day, I've smiled more in this one day than I have throughout my entire time in Ponyville."
>Rainy is crying now.
>You started a while ago.
>>27816120
"And yes, I do love Ruby too Rainy, there's no hiding it but if you even entertain the idea that I would leave you for her then you are dead wrong."
"I have spent most of my life alone so never in a million years would I ever give you up Rainy. If anything, being so lonely means that I have extra love to give."
>You shudder.
"You are my daughter Rainy and I couldn't be happier."
>Your mouth is dry, face wet and energy spent.
>But you couldn't be happier, not with Rainy here with you...
>Your daughter.
>Rainy begins sobbing.
>"I'm sorry Anon, I'm so so sorry. I'm such a terrible daughter."
>You continue to grip her cocoon tightly.
"No. No you are not Rainy. You are my everything and I couldn't be happier."
>The two of you sit there in the embrace, oblivious to all other troubles.
>All negativity flows out of your bodies in the form of tears, leaving behind two happy souls.
>Rainy croaks out.
>"A-Anon?"
>You stroke her mane.
"Yes Rainy"
>"Could you stay with me for the night?"
>You smile warmly at her while carefully raising her out of the cocoon.
>And that was all that was needed.
Yet another unplanned event but I think it turned out pretty well But cya fags, my 1070 arrived, time to have fun.
>>27816128
At 1316 lines on the pastebin now, this has been SO much longer than I had originally planned... the (you)s give me power.
>>27816128
>>27816134
Man, listen, I've been ingesting this pure, unprocessed feel since we were awaiting a new post from Lucky.
The fact that you have crafted a sweet, humorous, kek inducing, heart wrenching story on your first go is amazing. What started out as an Anon-being-kekmaster-with-filly became a genuinely touching story. The characters are believable, the interactions are well written, the personalities are 3 dimensional, over all, really well done. We're on 4chan. How is this even possible.
Anyway, keep up the good work, man. These are stories for the ages.also I'm just stuck with a XPS 410 from Dell. It's like eleven years old at this point.
>>27814507
>boop
>>27813963
I would make her wear pink dresses and bows every day. The more she complains, the more girlie she gets treated.
>>27816729
Aww shucks anon it's not that good but seriously, thanks a bunch, it really means a lot. I've been enjoying writing for you guys tremendously which worries me as I'm very close to the end of the story now and although I would like to write more, I feel like it would compromise the story if I just kept adding on more and more. I don't know, maybe I will write a sequel once this is all finished up but we will have to wait and see.And in case you were wondering the 1070 is great ;^)
>>27814723
I want a Nyx.
>>27816899
Green of this when?
>>27816899
FUND IT
>>27816899
>you will never force your adopted stepdaughter to wear frilly things all the time
>she will never get revenge by convincing the cmc to replace all your clothes with poorly-made girly stuff
>you will never both grumble your way into town, trying to think of how to fix your problem and get a more thorough revenge on each other
>>27814886
Just making jokes on shitty OC's, I didn't really plan on finishing the picture after Blu made the OP pic, but he kept getting after me about it until I did.
>>27810515
>>27818096
and it's goddamn glorious.
>And after a short moment of just enjoying the two's company, Lyra leaves off to her room to do... something.
>She told you she was going to get ready, but without wearing clothes, you can't imagine 'getting ready' meaning anything more than styling your mane.
>But, you don't have hooves, you don't know how long that takes.
>And now, towel in tow, League hops into your tub while you grab things.
>Unfortunately and fortunately, your things mostly all consist of bathroom products for mares, because the stuff for guys is damn expensive.
>And though you have more than enough bits to cover it, you admittedly just use that as your excuse when other ponies ask.
>But really, you're just love the smell of roses and daisies and such.
>And there aren't that many scents for guys, anyways.
>The mares here love pampering themselves as much as women did back home, and here they're the mass majority, so of course more effort is put into beauty products and washes and all that for them.
>Tossing the towel over the curtain, you watch League start up the water and immediately get blasted with cold water from the showerhead.
>She yelps and skitters over to the end of the tub, shivering.
>Whelp, looks like Lyra left the diverter up.
>With an amused smile, you put it back, and the water starts pouring out into the tub instead.
>While you're checking the temperature, you notice League just staring at the water with a cautious scrunch.
>Once you feel it's just right, you leave League to test it out.
>She taps the surface with a hoof, then steps in and lets out a small sigh.
"Warm?"
>She softly nods, and you throw the shower on.
>Immediately, her mane gets wet enough to droop down and practically cover her whole face.
>You brush a bit out of the way, and she simply smiles at you, violet eyes shining.
page 8 bump
god im slow at writing
>>27818575
Ah, so comfy.
i bump this thread in the name of little league
>>27816128
>Giving her a quick hug you place Rainy back down onto the bed before taking off your shirt and trousers.
>"Uh Anon, what about Ruby?"
>You freeze in the middle of taking off your socks.
"Suppose I've got to tell her to go home then haven't I?"
>Rainy nods her head.
>"Well she is your marefriend after all and what meanie would leave their marefriend trapped in their house?"
>You tussle her mane.
"Hey, at least I have a marefriend."
>Rainy frowns.
>"But I'm only 10. And a filly."
>You beam at her.
"Well I have the mentality of a 10 year old so that shouldn't stop you."
>Raising your finger you finish with a flourish.
"And as for the entire filly on mare action, it's not gay if you say 'no homo' so you have no excuses really Rainy."
>She chuckles.
>"Whatever you say Anon."
>You take this as your cue to leave and walk back into the living room wearing only your pants and a single sock.
>A loud snore rings out.
>Wait, did she fall asleep?
>Poking your head around the corner confirms your suspicions.
>Lying on the sofa, Rubys body softly raises and lowers.
>A small puddle of drool rests infront of her mouth.
>>27819579
>Do you wake her?
>Walking over to her side you give her a poke.
"Ruby?"
>No answer
>What do you do now?
>Throw her out?
>Nah, that might hurt your relationship with her.
>You instead retreat to your own bedroom and retrieve a small blanket strewn across your bed.
>Returning to Rubys side, you carefully drape the blanket over her resting frame.
>You hope she doesn't notice the crusty patches on it.
>Grasping the blanket, Ruby snuggles into it, still asleep.
>A smile makes its way onto her face.
>"A-anawwwn"
>Ohohoho, is she sleep talking?
>Sleep talking about yours truly?
>"Stooop it anawwn"
>You think she is!
>Awwww...
>You can't wait to take the piss out of her tomorrow.
>>27819586
>Carefully, you kiss her on the snout before creeping out and flicking out the lights.
>You're sure she won't mind staying for the night.
>You make your way back to Rainys room.
>Seems like she got herself comfortable.
>You switch off the lights but leave the door slightly ajar.
>"Has she gone then?"
>You take off your last sock and tiredly heave yourself into the bed next to Rainy.
"Nah, turns out she fell asleep on the sofa so I got her a blanket and left her there."
>Rainy snuggles up close to you and lets out a soft sigh.
>"She won't mind will she?"
>You gently scratch behind Rainys ear.
"I doubt it, she was however sleep talking about me."
>Rainy perks up.
>"Oh really? Anything along the lines of 'go away Anon you're the worst'?"
"Hmmm, not really, just death threats really."
>Rainy giggles softly.
>Feeling a sudden warmth on your chest you find her head resting on you.
>You begin rubbing her back.
>The two of you sigh in content.
>Today's been a good day.
>A good day indeed.
>>27819616
WE'RE ALMOST THERE GUYS! GET READY TO SAY GOODBYE TO RUBY AND RAINY!!!
>>27813963
>>27818575
Update pastebin please, I like to read this stuff while slacking off at work.
>>27819639
>>27819627
OOOOOOH BABY
>mfw this glory must come to an end, too
I might say that I don't want it to end, but I (sadly) admit a top-shelf ending is far better than dragging a story on and on.eventough this has been amazing all the way through
Will we get a sequal sometime, Anon? Maybe? Please? Preeeeedetty please?
>>27818575
really wish id stop falling asleep in the middle of the day.
>You grab all the shampoos and stuff and realize that holy hell, League really does have a lot of hair.
>Well, at least for a filly, but damn, it is a bunch.
"So, mane first, or coat?"
>She pauses to think.
>"Coat!"
>You nod and grab the little loofah in your possession.
>Then you freeze and look at it.
>This has been yours for a damn long time.
>And you've used it to clean every single inch of yourself.
>Every. Inch.
>And you're about to put this on League.
>Lyra even used it before you.
>Just the thought makes you shudder.
>Despite knowing you don't have a brush, you look for one with all the other cleaning supplies.
>And of course, the great brush gods of Equestria have not paid you a visit.
>...Maybe you could run out and buy one?
>-No, that's stupid, Anon.
>The only shop that sells that stuff is by the goddamn train station.
>Which, it's not impossible to go to, but it's why you just pick up the biggest bottles of everything.
>It's just very inconvenient.
>And you already got the water running.
>You glance back at League, who's just watching you think curiously.
>As thought after thought runs past, the one that you really didn't prefer to focus on, becomes the only option.
>You look at the loofah again.
"Well, uh, League..."
>Her head tilts slightly while she waits for you to finish.
"This might be a little... ah... weird, but this loofah of mine is really old and dirty, so I think..."
>You take a breath.
"I think I'll just have to hand wash you or something."
>She stops, then just looks at you.
>"Hand wash?"
>You nod.
"Yeah, like I'd have to put the body wash or whatever on my hands, then just kinda, rub around, I guess."
>The idea actually seems to excite her.
>Her ears even perk up.
>"Oh, okay!"
>Jesus fuck why didn't you get the bar soap?
>>27819627
Oh fuck, oh shit, oh fucking shit no.
>>27820523
>Hesitantly, you pour a little glob of the stuff in your right hand and gently place it on her back.
>For a second you just awkwardly stop there, hand on her, then something clicks and you start rubbing.
>Okay, well it should be just like petting her, but with soap.
>Well, more of a massage, if anything.
>You use your fingers to try and do some actual cleaning, putting a little bit more pressure in her coat.
>So, yeah, pretty much a massage.
>League stands up and turns to the side, making it a lot easier to be doing this.
>-Physically, at least.
>Mentally, you just can't shake the thought that you're feeling up your daughter with soap.
>With using just your hands, there aren't very many other ways you could perceive this.
>And she doesn't even seem to mind at all.
>Thankfully she seems to have kept her innocence intact in the lewd way of thinking, so she doesn't have the same horrible thinking as you do now.
>You look over and notice a small smile on her face.
>Eyes closed and mane still partly in her face, you can faintly hear her humming over the sound of the shower.
>Just like your kitchen sink, the shower here is unnaturally loud, and there's definitely a lot of it.
>Maybe they just gave you more water because they felt ponies got too little or something, you don't know.
>The ponies who built this place were just asked to accommodate a six foot tall creature, and had a little sketch of you drawn out for scale.
>-A sketch that also went missing, for whatever reason.
>Once her back is all bubbly and clean, from what you can see, you start cleaning her side.
>It really is just like washing a dog, but without the brush.
>And like clothing, that tiny little thing makes all the difference, here.
>To speed things up and be a bit easier, you hold her other side with your free hand and continue.
>League softly hums again.
>-See, you're sure it's humming, but goddamn if your mind doesn't think of something else.
>You're just cleaning, Anon.
>>27821112
>You continue gently lathering everything and cleaning everything up, not noticing a change in her color, but definitely one in the feeling of her coat.
>Once you were done with one side, she turned around for the other, and now you were done with the side.
"Here, let me clean your hooves."
>She sits down and places her forelegs on the edge of the tub for you.
>And though the thought of everything is still really weird, you feel yourself starting to get comfortable again.
>Loofah or not, it's starting to feel more and more like you're just helping Rose shower, like you're used to.
>You hold her left hoof and get to cleaning it.
>One thing you still think is weird about these ponies is their hooves.
>The bottom is really the only hard part of them, and after that it's all just soft and marshmallow-y.
>Pretty much like a normal person's arm, but just, softer, you guess.
>It's not like the kind on real horses that looked hard and bony as shit, ready to just knock you out if you walked behind them.
>And League here is no exception in the softness factor.
>Once you're done, you move onto the other hoof and wash that, all while League just watches you with the same cute little smile on her face.
>You make sure to clean the top, bottom, sides, and up the leg to her chest as well.
>And since you're already there, you decide to clean her chest too, noticing how much fluffier it is compared to the rest of her.
>While you're scrubbing, you can't help but rub her ears a bit with your free hand.
>She hums again and shuts her eyes, instinctively leaning into your hand.
>Another thing you love about the ponies here.
>And thank sweet Satan that you actually ended up here instead of, like, a fucking planet full of Carebears.
>Despite being colorful and mostly happy here, it isn't gay.
>There's still some real-world stuff going on, if these two have anything to say about it, so it's not purely sunshine and smiles.
>That would have driven you insane a long while ago.
>>27821544
Awww
Emergency page 9 bumb c'mon fellas!
ohbumpoh
yet another bump
gotta love all this content
Is Blu and An Anon kill!!?!?!,?!!1 !?!)!?!?
FIND OUT IN...UH....y-you too
>>27826162
i think it's just that time of the day. the suncest thread is also in bump mode
Okay I'm writing the final update now, shouldn't take TOO long. Or in other words,bump :^)
>>27819616
>Your scratches slow down as your eye lids begin to droop.
>Internally you were fighting a battle to stay awake, just so that you could spend more time with Rainy.
>However just as it was in WW2, all good things must come to an end.
>Luckily for you however you can experience it all again tomorrow.
>Hitler wasn't so lucky.
>Your eyes flutter for a final time as a long, drawn out sigh escapes your lips.
>"Anon? Are you asleep yet?"
>You let out an annoyed sigh this time.
"Luckily for you Rainy I am not but unluckily for me I almost was."
>Her ears flatten against her head.
>"Sorry"
>You rub your eyes roughly.
"Nah it's alright... as long as what you have to say is a matter of life or death, otherwise it WILL be a matter of life or death."
>She pouts.
>"Will some heartfelt bonding suffice?"
>You count your fingers and murmer some numbers.
"Oohhh, I guess we could make it work if you give me at least 2 hugs before I fall asleep"
>She beams up at you.
>"Deal!"
>>27827715
>She almost instantly hugs you.
>Well there's one.
"So what's the problem then Rainy?"
>She shuffles her hooves on your chest.
>"Well it's not a problem per say but it is important."
>You reassuringly place your hand on her back.
"Well I'm listening."
>She takes a deep breath.
>"I just want to thank you Anon, I know I've said it here and there but really, thank you so so much. It means so much to me everything that you've done for me."
>You smile.
"Trust me Rainy, it really was my pleasure and I am more than happy to give you a place to stay for however long it ends up being."
>Rainy frowns at this.
>"That's not it though Anon."
>Oh?
"Oh?"
>"I mean the house is great and I am beyond grateful that you are letting me stay here but that's not what I'm talking about."
>She rolls her whole body ontop of yours.
>"What I mean is thank YOU Anon, not thank you for the house or thank you for the food but thank YOU."
>"Back in that alleyway I was cold, hungry and dirty but that wasn't what upset me."
>Her eyes start to gloss up as she looks into yours.
>>27827725
>"What upset me was that I was all alone... My parents had left me, I had no friends... I was all alone. That's what scared me."
>She snivels.
>"But then one day this stranger comes over and offers me a home. I was ecstatic."
>"So I tagged along, finally no more cold nights. I could have a shower and actually eat some proper food."
>Pausing, she takes a shaky breath.
>"But as the day goes by, even before getting home I was... happy. This stranger from another planet made me happy. I was no longer alone."
>"Hours around him felt like minutes and minutes like seconds. He was a wonderful person that made my life worth living and honestly if he didn't come into my life, I don't know what I would have done."
>You can tell she wants to just give up and cry but she soldiers on with a wavering voice.
>"And I owe this stranger everything. He fed me, he gave me a home but most importantly, he gave me a life that I want to live."
>"So thank you Anon. Thank you thank you thank you. I love you so so much."
>Her composure finally breaks and the tears flow freely down her face as she rubs her face into you.
>Tears of your own spring out of your eyes as you try to console the sobbing filly on your chest.
"R-Rainy... I don't know what to say..."
>You tightly grip her in your arms.
"I-I love you too."
"You may not have given me a home or fed me but you did give my life meaning and heck, you even got me a marefriend while you were at it."
>She cracks a small laugh while crying.
>>27827734
>You pick her up off your chest and cradle her in your arms.
"And I want you to know Rainy that I will always love you, no matter what."
>She hiccups.
>"Even... Even if I can't get a job and fail at life?"
>You smile through your tears.
"No matter what. And don't be silly, how could YOU ever be a failure at life? You're my little Rainy and I will do everything I can to make sure that you live the best life you possibly can."
>She smiles sweetly at you.
>"You've already done enough"
>And with that the two of you ride the rollercoaster of emotions, embracing each other as you let the tears flow freely.
>Eventually the tears begin to subside and the weariness mount.
>After today you could sleep like a log.
>Rainy doesn't look like she fared any better either.
>Rolling off of your chest, Rainy wipes away the last of her tears and looks up at you with her barely open eyes.
>She lets loose a loud yawn before clinging onto your arm softly.
>"Goodnight... dad"
>You tenderly kiss her on the forehead
"Goodnight sweetie"
>And with that you fall asleep...
>With Rainy in your arms and content in your heart.and Nyx in your dreams.
THE END
>>27827742
And that's it. Thank all you very much for reading, I've enjoyed doing this much more than I thought I would. It's going to be weird not writing about Ruby, Rainy or Anon every night so I guess in the future I will just have to do a prequel :^). Any criticism or dick-sucking is appreciated but either way I'm really happy with how the story ended out. Until next time then.
>>27827769
ill suck your dickfor another story
>>27827779
I was gonna write a sequel after a small break anyways but if you insist.
>>27827843
You deserve a good dick sucking anyways...
>no homo
>>27827742
I-It's liquid p-pride.
>>27827742
>>27827769
Beautiful.
>>27827742
Nigga muh heart.
BOOP
>>27827742
fuckin good shit; what an awesome story legit would read again 10/10, biggest problem was it ended.
>>27827742
Damn bro that was my nightly read for over a week. I need some hot buttery Ruby action. High quality story, good stuff.
>>27830890
this
at least make it a side story thing
or hey, sequel idea: Rainy goes into heat and Anon 'helps' her out
>>27831417
We've been through this in swt: No fucking the daughteruunless it breaks some kind of demonic contract.
>>27831544
nonsense
boop
>>27831544
This is what age difference thread is for. But hay, I'm not gunna judge. Make it a family orgy!
>>27827742
Cute af
>>27827742
Hnng
>>27821544
>Soon enough you find yourself done with League's hooves.
>Meaning now you only have the... questionable parts.
>With a brush or something, it'd be fine- even a damn rag.
>But this is just your hands.
>Just bare, soap-on-hands cleaning.
"Well, u-uh... Time for the rest of you."
>God you're already starting to spill spaghetti here.
>Maybe you should just call it quits here?
>Say she's clean and that's it?
>Well before you can even settle on the thought, she turns a bit to the side and pushes her flank towards you.
>She obviously is just waiting to be cleaned here, and you wonder if she even remotely knows what she's doing to you right now.
"...You don't think w-we could just wait or something?"
>God you sound more like a filly than she does.
>She frowns.
>"Anon, that's gross! I'm already IN the water!"
>Before you can come up with a reply, you realize that, looking at it, there IS a noticeable change in the color of her coat.
>It's still minor, and really not as bad as Lyra, but it's there.
>If she walked around like that, you'd think she's two-toned because of it.
>And it's, well, that way all around her, ah, hindquarters.
>Damn these pony coats for getting dirty so easily.
>You take a deep breath.
>Okay, well, maybe if you don't make it seem like it's weird, it won't be weird.
>She doesn't know how weird this is, so if you make it seem like the most natural thing ever, then she might.
>Right?
>You mean, who knows, maybe it's a pony thing to get all physical in the shower anywa-
>-Okay, that was a horrible way to put it.
>Why did you just say that to yourself?
>You look back at League, who seems to be getting a bit impatient.
>Okay, it's not weird, it's not weird.
>Desperate times call for desperate measures, and League is being stubborn, here.
>If you said anything to get out of this, she'd likely get upset, and there's a chance you'd have to give her the talk or something.
>And you really don't know how you would, yet.
bump
>>27813948
>adopt a filly
Could I become a naughty filly instead?
Especially in pic related scenario?
>>27835484
>not posting the right version
>>27835504
I've got both versions, I posted the right one.
Your version is how I'd actually feel...my version is what I'd want the scenario to look like. Gotta keep up the act until somebody speaks the safety word.
>>27835504
Or this one
https://derpiboo.ru/973053
>>27835698
This one faggot
https://derpiboo.ru/973056?scope=scpe64cc621acfd12128ee46faedd323823fc85262de
>>27835504
>The right version is the one that gives -me- sexual pleasure
You are one gigantic faggot, you know that?
Wew, now that I'm not writing anymore I just don't know what to do with all this extra free time I have :^)
>>27835770
Pftt. Casuals. All of you.
https://derpiboo.ru/973058?scope=scpe656ace9d1cd888f59abf5f2a7d280df4be48ba22
>>27827725
>>27827734
>>27827742
I'm not gonna lie, this is one of the sweetest endings to a story anyone could ask for.
It actually made me cry. I'm not even joking, I cried when reading it. Fantastic job, An Anon.
I mean man! That was good!
SequalplssometimeplsanonitwasreallygoodplsImeandontrushittakeyourtimebutsequalmaybeAlso if anyone wants to amp up the feels even more, I listened to a song called "Kite" by U2 directly after reading. It's actually dedicated to Bono's daughters so, you know, perfect story for it.
>>27835785
>not wanting this as the little filly
please, i know it's summer, but you could try toning down your own fagginess for the rest of us.
>>27836992
This.
Bumpe
>>27836404
I love that song.
>>27827742
Overall the whole thing happened a little fast. Not gonna complain too much though, with today's events this is just what I needed. If I could obtain pone dauteru and waifu in under a day I would be the happiest fag alive. You do realise you have to write more though, right? This is too much not to. I need my adorable cute fix.
>>27836404
Stop crying you pussyjk i love you
>>27840246
Yeah it was a little rushed but when I started writing this I was only planning to keep it short and sweet so I set everything up so that it just happened. Don't worry though, I am planning on writing a prequel/sequel sometime but I'm not entirely sure on what it should be about.
Jump
boop
>>27813963
>be Anon
>one day find yourself magically in Equestria
>make friends and settle into pony life
>one day Twilight decides to turn you into a filly
>you're hurt that she betrayed your trust
>abuse happens daily
>no one gives a fuck to find out what happened to you
>you run away
>get caught by filly slave traders
>more abuse and butt stuff happens daily
>get put onto slave market
>soon your seller finds an interested buyer
>to your shock it's another Anon
>he talks with you and it turns out you both used to shitpost on /mlp/ back on Earth
>you're happy you finally found someone that can help you
>he buys you
>you go home with him
>you ask if he can take you to another magic user to undo your transformation
>he just sits there and smiles at you
>you start to become scared
>he reaches behind him and takes out a bowl of eggs
>>27844652
>takes out a bowl of eggs
>>27844652
>You'll never be Anon in Equestria and get Anon filly pregnant and have a satyr daughter who body inhabits the soul of a deceased Anon making a Anons familyThe Anons Family
They're creepy and they're kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They're all together ooky,
The Anons Family.
Their house is a museum
Where people come to see 'em
They really are a scream
The Anon Family.
So get a horse mask on
A horsecock you can crawl on
We're gonna pay a call on
The Anons Family.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6QzbvH-ZNo
>>27845359
kinda want this now
>>27844652
I kek'd
I would adopt all 3 cmc, then proceed to reenact sweet apple massacre.
>>27840927
I say that it ended perfectly. I couldn't ask for more. Bravo! A lovely read. I bloody teared up at the last second. You inspire us.Speaking of inspiration, I should really colour that picture I drew. I'm such a lazy drawfag. Anyways, love ya.
>>27844652
>ywn be a lonely Anon in Equestria
>ywn decide to illegally buy a filly to adapt
>ywn go to the local black market
>ywn find a green foul-mouthed filly
>ywn be shocked to learn the filly used to be an Anon like yourself
>ywn be see her happy face when sees you buying her
>ywn both laugh as you talk about your /mlp/ shitposting days
>ywn bring her inside the house
>ywn stroke her mane as she begs you to help her undo the transformation
>ywn see her scared expression as you reach into your back pocket
>ywn hear her scream out 'WHY?' as you pull out a leash and force it around her neck
>ywn then carry a panicked anonfilly to your room and tie her to the bed
>ywn hear her scream and cry as you proceed to rape her marepussy for over an hour
>ywn repeat that every night
>ywn then bring her back to twilight after a month when you're bored of her
>ywn have twilight thank you and magically grow a horsecock
>ywn stand there in her home and watch as she gives anonfilly a long and hard lesson about running away
>ywn have her magically give you a horsecock so the two of you can doubleteam a sobbing anonfilly
>ywn then have twilight invite you over every week so you two can doubleteam anonfilly over and over again
>ywn see the light leave anonfilly's eyes as she looses the will to live
>ywn be thankful that you read that one /mlp/ green which gave you this whole idea in the first place
>>27848221
>ywn be that filly
Let's see how long we can make this bump train.
Bump
Got bored so I drew Anon and Rainy togetherand I may or may not have gotten 'inspiration' for Rainys mane from the other drawfag.
As for why anons tie is above his blazer, I drew it there completely on purpose as in my story that is how anon wears his suit. It was in no way a mistake before you point it out :^)
>>27848221
Unf slow it Down a bit more add a little more detail and you have a golden green that I could cum buckets too.
Choo Choo!
i need more green in my life
>>27852971
Agreed.
>>27852971
I second this.
>>27813948
>Would you adopt a filly as your daughter, /mlp/?
I would adopt Anonfilly. Look at how cute she is.
bemp
p.9 bump
>>27854058
Kek
>>27854058
Das cute af
>>27817187
Your story is so wonderfully cute, anon. You're great at this!
Guys I think Blu has died in a tragic felloverdose.
Please spam this thread to get his attention.that or he's actually doing something important. The story is important, but you know.
>>27859106
Blu dies in pretty much every thread he's in.
After awhile, he comes back to life though.right...?
>>27850577
Nice, Anon. Real nice. I finally got that drawing coloured for you. Quite a learning experience it was colouring this.Also, "other drawfag". I have a name. Wait. Nevermind. I don't.
>>27859106
I bet he is playing Siege
>>27859680
Hnngg das cute
>>27859680
Your name IS other drawfag
Oh fuck! I forgot to colour in the mouth.
>>27859838
This is awesome, thanks so much Other Drawfag. It's also just occurred to me that I've created 2 oc's and that someone other than me has drawn one of them, It's a nice but weird as fuck feeling.
>>27859886
Maybe, I'll get onto drawing Ruby after I'm done with a couple of things.
>>27859322
If he doesn't I guess I will just have to find a new dealer
>>27859838
that's really good!
>>27845494
Me too
>>27859838
HNNGGG
bump-a-lot
>>27813972
This vaguely looks like Stardew Valley. Is that where its from?
Vadkram seems to be gone too.
>>27868060
Everyone's gone.
Everyone's dead.
>>27868060
My work ethic's abysmal. sorta kinda trying to do a cleaner and coloured thing of the pic i last drew. L-love my full time Mcdonald's job
and here's a shitty lood i did of LL in like 5 minutes. http://imgur.com/a/Np08N
>>27868860
Looking good and as for the mcdonalds at least you get some free nuggets for lunch :^)
Probably going to start writing some more green including rainy and ruby sometime soon as well but I'm still not quite sure on what to include so if anyone has any ideas feel free to share them.
>>27868860
What An Anon said >>27869748 is right. At least, you get nuggets. I don't get shit from retail.
Pic is a response to your lood.
>>27870444
Nice trips.
>>27870511
Emergency bump
>>27870444
Check'd
>>27872377
I'll have two please. Where I'm going it's extra dangerous.
>>27874834
Limit one per adventurer. Store policy.
Here's the thing. Trying to figure out how to make my lines look crisper. Maybe i just need to draw in bigger file sizes so it looks better scaled down.
Now we wait for Blu to get off his arse
>>27875813
Kek, nice biceps m8
bamp
is dead?
Right, finally planned out the prequel, how closely I'm going to follow it is yet to be seen. I should have some green tomorrow, hope i don't interrupt too many bumps with it though.
>>27878118
Aaaand I keep on mixing up prequel and sequel, it's a sequel, not a prequel.
>>27878143
more like Niquil because this thread is a snore
>>27878161
T-Take that back! This thread is exciting!
blu please come back, we need you.
Bump for blu
My own bump. This one goes out to Blu. An Anon too.
BLUUUUUUUUUU
>anonfilly
Can't wait for this to die.
>>27879318
>>27879922
>>27880553
>>27881076
for the record, ive been playing more borderlands 2by myselfthan anything.
but blog updates aside, my will to write has been pretty shitty these past few days. couldn't even manage more than a post for another thread.
though, i suppose i should at least try to do something- just dont expect much.
>>27881382
Blu senpai. You must pull through for us.
>"Aaaaanooonnnn..."
>Ugh.
>"AAAnooonnnnn"
>Nooooo, go away.
>"ANON!"
>You jump up, startled.
"Gah! What? What is it!?"
>Rainy is lying on the bed stretching her little hooves with a content smile on her face.
>"You were lying ontop of me and I wanted to get up"
>You visibly deflate and rub your face roughly, trying to wipe away the sleep.
>It isn't working.
>Your hair sticks up at random angles and your eyes are almost sealed shut with crust.
>Best get up then.
>Sloppily, you sling your legs over the side of the bed and lurch yourself onto your feet.
>Dragging yourself over to the window, you squint your eyes even more in preparation.
>You tug the curtains open and prepare to be exorcised by the light.
HISSSS-
>Wait, nothing happened.
>Looking out the window you notice the sun hasn't even risen yet.
>An empty smile spreads across your greasy face as you spin around to face Rainy.
"Thankfully no-one in the entirety of Equestria is awake to hear your screams as I strangle you"
>Rainy grins nervously from the other side of the bed.
>"Sorry Anon, I'm just used to waking up early"
>>27881799
>You lug yourself back into bed and tightly wrap the duvet around you.
"Well luckily for you I'm too tired to walk over to you so you get away with it this time"
>Yawning loudly you close your eyes.
"Go do whatever you want Rainy, within reason of course, but I won't be with you for a few more hours"
>You hear scuffling, probably her walking out of the room.
>"Ok Anon!"
>The excitement in her voice is impossible to ignore.
>You wonder what she's going to get up to.
>Just kidding, you don't, you sleep instead.
>...
>Shifting about, you eventually open up your eyes once again.
>A healthy beam of light streams in through the window, bathing everything in its path in a golden haze.
>Including your face...
>Fucking bastard light.
>Raising your arms up high you begin to stretch your body, earning yourself a satisfying crack or two.
>You smack your lips for a moment before getting out of bed.
>You shuffle over to the bathroom and have a piss before making your way down the corridor.
>Spotting Rainy in the kitchen you walk in and let out a loud yawn, alerting her to your presence.
>Spinning around on the spot, Rainy comes to face you with a large grin on her face.
>She also has a clearly adult human sized apron draped across her tiny body, the pocket of which was dragging along the floor.
>"Good morning Anon! I made you and Ruby breakfast to say thanks for everything!"
>>27881808
>A smile works itself back onto your face as you simply bask in the cuteness that is Rainy.
"Thanks a bunch Rainy"
>You scratch your chest.
"But speaking of Ruby, do you know if she's awake yet?"
>Digging through a cupboard, Rainy replies instantly.
>"Nah she's still asleep but I coul-"
>"OH AWESOME!"
>Tugging at something in the cupboard, Rainy has a huge smile on her face.
>Eventually the mystery item comes free and she places it on her head with pride.
>It's a chef hat.
>A human sized chef hat.
>The hat slides down her face and covers her eyes, the top of it slouching over.
>Rainy starts to giggle and you walk over to her, joining in with the laughter.
>You prop the hat up on her head so that it no longer covers almost all of her face.
>Kneeling down you kiss her on the forehead.
"So what has chef Rainy created for breakfast then?"
>Her eyes twinkle.
>"It's a secret! Now go get Ruby!"
>Kissing her on the forehead again you push yourself up off of your knee and ruffle her hat.
>"H-Hey, stop that"
>You start to walk over to the living room.
"Never, it's too cute"
>You hear mumbling come from behind you, something along the lines of 'I'm not cute'.
>Oh you beg to differ.
>>27881814
I just settled for a simple morning after sequel but I feel that once again it's going to end up much longer than planned. Now though, it's time to wait for Blu :^)
>>27881814
The legacy of ChefAnon"Maid for You" refrenceis being preserved.
Also Blu, buddy, remember the famous Peter Gabrial song off the hit album "So."DON'T GIVE UP YOU STILL HAVE US DON'T GIVE UP, YOU'RE NOT BEATEN YET, DON'T GIVE UP WE'RE PROUD OF WHO YOU ARE
>>27835398
>You take a deep breath, mentally steel yourself and start quickly brushing her flank with your hands.
>In your mind you imagine washing a car or something, but it’s a bit hard to when that car of yours is fluffy and alive.
>League slowly relaxes as her eyes close, simply enjoying the water splashing over her face.
>She doesn’t even seem to realize the predicament you’re in, or just doesn’t care, with how content she looks.
>And after idly rubbing, trying your damndest to think about other things, you realize that just hovering over really isn’t doing anything.
>Her coat is still noticeably dirty.
>You turn your head and try to think about the plans you have with Rose, putting more pressure on her coat in order to clean it right.
>And as much as you wish you could ignore it, this area seems to be much more… plush, than the rest of her.
>And she still doesn’t seem bothered by any of this.
>Maybe it’s just a regular thing, or maybe you succeeded in putting so much soap that she just can’t feel your hands there, but you’re clearly the only one freaking out here.
>If she were a cat or something- something that wasn’t able to talk to you, this would be much simpler, you think.
>After what seems like an hour, you notice that her flank is as clean as the rest of her.
>-Jesus, she really ISN’T bothered by this.
>This probably is just some regular pony thing that you’re not aware of.
>You never did this when you helped Rose out, but you also had a brush at your disposal.
>The second you pull your hands away, she instinctively turns-
>-DEAR LORD-
>-Okay, just continue Anon, shake it off.
>You didn’t see that.
>You didn’t see anything.
>League continues to soak in the water, a serene smile on her face.
>You should have just asked Lyra to do this or something.
>Inappropriate thoughts whizz past your mind while you work, a lot more than you’d like them to.
>And naturally, shame and disbelief follows right afterwards.
>Should've asked.
>>27882953
L-Lewd
>>27882953
>"Anon?"
"What?"
>Ar-Are we having sex?
>You stop.
"Y-You too."
>>27882953
heres to the first 24 hours wooo
>When you're done washing her rump, you move down to her hind le-
"-N-no, you don't need to move, League. I'll just, reach from here."
>She pauses and throws you a glance, then settles back in her spot and relaxes.
>You simply bend over the tub and start brushing her back hooves.
>Surprisingly, she's able to balance on three legs while you take care of the fourth.
>Unsurprisingly, her hind legs seem to be worse than the rest of her was, and requires a little more soap every once and a while.
>After a bit of gentle, yet vicious scrubbing, one is clean, and-
>-OH GOD THAT WAS RIGHT IN YOUR FACE.
"-D-didn't I say you shouldn't need to move?!"
>League immediately reacts with her ears folding back.
>Her eyes lock on yours, showing a hint of fear.
>Okay, you may have sounded a little snappy.
>Through the water, you see her eyes start to glisten.
>-Okay, a LOT snappy.
>And it hits your heart like a goddamn freighter train.
>You quickly rinse your hands off and reach over to calm her.
>She recoils slightly, but doesn't do anything to stop you.
"-Sorry, League. I didn't mean to sound angry or anything- I'm not mad at you."
>She only slightly relaxes.
>You brush her mane.
"This is just kinda... weird, where I come from. I didn't get mad at you, just... surprised."
>She slowly nods, still a bit tense.
>So, you lean over and slowly bring her into a hug, getting a shit ton of water all over your shirt in the process.
"I’m sorry.”
>A few seconds of silence passes, then you feel a wet hoof wrap over your shoulder.
>…Seriously though, when she turned, that was like, RIGHT in your face.
>Just…
>Yeah.
>You break away and drop another glob of soap on your hands.
“So then, how does an apologetic ice cream or something sound?”
>She pauses, then softly smiles.
>You use your free hand to ruffle her mane and seal the deal, getting a small squeak in response.
“Atta girl.”
>…Seriously though.
>>27884175
>You use your free hand to ruffle her mane and seal the deal, getting a small squeak in response.
Adorable.
Loira
>>27885685
cute
Bump?
Board moving fast today
I wouldn't adopt a filly, I'd adopt hotwings.
Bemp
>>27889265
I thought this meme died already, why has it suddenly made a comeback. Not as good as nyxposting posting either T.B.H F.A.M
Hello, friends. I drew Ruby.A certain edit will be made later.
>>27891909
Holy shit mate that's one cute poner. As for the edit I assume you're going to add on her_dick_?
>>27892036
No. Hervendetta
>>27884800
very adorable
>>27893093
Agreed
>>27881814
>Entering the living room you find Ruby still asleep, the blanket you placed on her the night before intertwined between all her limbs haphazardly.
>Kneeling down next to her you gently place your hand on her side and firmly shake her.
"Hey Ruby, you awake?"
>A few moans escape the amber pony.
>Her eyes flutter open softly as she tiredly murmurs.
>"Why even bother asking me if you're going to wake me anyway you moron"
>That's a good question to which you don't have an answer.
>Best carry on being obnoxious then.
>You begin shaking her faster.
>"Stooooooopp"
>You place your second hand on her and continue shaking.
>"Go awaaaaaay"
>This is quite fun actually, you're really getting into i-
THUD
>Ah.
>You may have accidently just thrown Ruby onto the floor.
>Ruby lies on the ground motionless with a frown on her face.
>"Thanks Anon, just what I wanted to wake up to in the morning"
>You pick Ruby up off the floor and sit her back up on the sofa, untangling her from the blanket.
"Which part, waking up in my house or being shaken awake?"
>Ruby stands up on all fours on the sofa and stretches out her back like a cat.
>"Ngghh, nah I was thinking more about waking up to you"
>Placing your hands on your sides you feign offense.
>>27894960
"Here I am letting you stay the night yet all I get is this? Quite rude actually if you ask me"
>Ruby sticks out her tongue.
>"Well I didn't"
>She pops down onto the ground and brushes her tail along your leg.
>"So what was so important that you had to wake me up?"
>Her eyes wander over your almost naked body.
>"And are -whatever the name of your species is- normally as fat as you are?"
>You cross your arms and pout.
"Hey! I'm not fat"
>You may not be very athletic but you certainly aren't fat.
>You feel Rubys warm hoof prodding your bare stomach.
>"See you say that buuuutt..."
>You slap her hoof off of your body in a dramatic fashion and glare at her.
"Stop that"
>She stares up at you in silence with her gigantic orbs.
>You feel more prodding.
Sigh
"Alright I think we're done here. To answer your other question Rainy made us breakfast"
>"You haven't eaten it all have you?"
SIGH
>Ruby sniggers behind a hoof.
>"I'm only kidding Anon, I'll take your word for it... though that is quite a plush belly you have"
>You walk out of the room and talk to Ruby casually over your shoulder.
"Well you have a large ass but you don't hear me calling you fat"
>Ruby scrunches her now red face but ultimately doesn't say anything in reply.
>Aww yiss.
>Anon 1, Ruby 0
>>27894984
>You jovially make your way back to Rainy as Ruby tags closely behind.
>Entering the kitchen you find Rainy leaning against the table leg, seemingly waiting for you and Ruby.
>Taking note of your arrival she immediately perks up and trots towards the two of you.
>"Ah, Mr Anon and Mrs Ruby I wasn't expecting visitors. Please come in and take a seat!"
>You and Ruby exchange a grin.
>Taking a seat at the table you decide to play along with Rainys game.
"Oh thank you so much Chef Rainy, I'm absolutely famished and heard nothing but good reviews about your restaurant."
>Ruby giggles while Rainy beams.
>"Well you heard correct because I've made my best dish for the two of you!"
>Turning around, Rainy fetches two bowls off the counter, both of which were covered by a plate.
>Damn, Rainy seemed to be enjoying this a lot and you'd be lying if you said that you weren't excited to see what she made.
>Placing both bowls on the table, you and Ruby lean forwards.
>"I present to you, grass cereal - The Meal!"
>Wait, grass cereal? What the fu-
>With a flourish Rainy flicks the plates off of the bowls.
>One of the plates lands dangerously close to the edge of the table but that's the least of your worries.
>Looking down into the bowl you are greeted with clumps of exquisite grass with choice specks of dirt still attached to the roots all generously smothered in a rich milk gravy.
>...
>Well this is interesting.
>>27895005
>Rainy quickly shifts her attention between the two of you, gauging your reactions.
>Oh christ you couldn't bear disappointing her.
>But you also couldn't bear eating muddy grass and milk.
>Quick Anon think, think!
>Ah! You've got it!
>The cowards way out it is!
>Looking up at Rainy with a sombre smile you slowly voice your excuse.
"I'm really sorry to say this Rainy but I can't eat this."
>Rainy immediately looks crestfallen.
>"Oh?"
>Holy shit it hurts so bad.
"You see, my kind can't eat grass, it's not good for us. I'm sorry Rainy, I really am, it looks like you put a lot of effort into it"
>She still looks hurt but puts on a fake smile.
>"O-Oh no it's alright Anon, I guess it was silly of me not asking if there was anything you couldn't eat. Ha-ha, silly me"
>You need to scream.
>Thankfully Ruby picks up on the situation and takes a nervous bite of the 'food', clearly grimacing as she forces it down her throat.
>"Oh my, it tastes g-great Rainy! Have you ever cooked before?"
>Rainy cheers up a little but still seems a little glum.
>"No I haven't. I'm glad you liked it though"
>You suddenly clap your hands and try to hide your nervous sweat.
"Right now that breakfast is sorted, I'm going to go to the toilet... again... because I need it"
>You practically run to the toilet and slam the door shut.
>You scream into a towel.
>Damn it sucks having a conscience
>>27895019
After writing this I have just realised that yes, this is going to be a lot longer than planned. Oh well. Here's the pastebin incase you want it http://pastebin.com/vqV0JTS4
>A few moansof pleasureescape the amber pony.
Also OH GASH IS PAGE NINE WAT DO YEAS BUMB PLEASE
Remember that song for pg 10?
Blu died again. Goddamn zombie.
Fixed some mistakes on the current one and added a super secret party edition to the image.https://imgur.com/TEBzbw0 <Lewd
boop
>>27899237
W-Wew...
>>27895019
>Eventually you run out of breath and toss the towel onto the floor.
>Breathing deeply, your eyes wander about the room and you catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror.
>A glimpse was all that was needed.
>Eh, might as well spruce yourself up a little while you're here.
>After splashing your face with some cold water and thoroughly brushing your teeth you throw on a shirt and some trousers before making your back into the kitchen.
>You wish you could say that you walked in casually but due to your heavily clenched ass you waddle in as if you just shat yourself.
>That's when you hear... giggling?
>You weren't expecting that.
>Looking back at the table you find that Rainy is giggling softly while Ruby talks to her.
"Did I miss anything?"
>Ruby finishes up telling Rainy whatever it was and shifts her attention towards you.
>"Oh I was just telling Rainy here a little story of mine"
>You raise your eyebrow in interest.
"And what story is that?"
>Waving her hoof in a dismissive fashion, Ruby jumps down from the seat onto the floor.
>"Eh, I'll tell you later"
>Rainy giggles again.
>Hmmmmm.
>You feel like they are taking the piss out of you.
>But they are ponies, they wouldn't do that...
>Would they?
>You take a suspicious glance at Ruby.
>She smiles back at you.
>Fuck.
>This is Ruby you're talking about here, of course she would take the piss out of you.
>Oh well, at least Rainy is feeling better.
>>27903236
"Riiight, I guess I'll have to wait till later to hear all about this 'story' of yours"
>You put emphasis on the story part.
>Ruby doesn't seem to notice...
>OR she's PRETENDING to not notice.
>You bet she's scheming something at this very moment.
>Planning your very downfall, she's certainly capable of it.
>You wouldn't put it behind her either, she's awfully crafty and-
>"Is there something I'm missing here Anon like an internal monologue or something or are you just staring at me for the fun of it?"
>Ruby flicks her mane and winks at you.
>"Wouldn't blame you if you are"
>Ah that's right Anon, ponies get suspicious if you stare at them in silence for too long.
>Gah you fool, you thought you learnt about that when you first met Rainy.
>Wait you're still doing it, fuck.
>Well quickly, Ruby is gloating, say something to knock her down or something.
"I wish you were dead"
>Ruby stops smirking and looks at you suspiciously.
>...
>Right that hasn't improved the situation one fucking bit, good fucking job.
>You quickly wave your hands and shake your head.
"Wait no, not what I meant! My head is just all over the place and it just slipped out you know?"
>Ruby ponders on this for a moment.
>"So what you're saying is that you wish somepony was dead but not me?"
>You begin sweating.
"Y-Yes, that's exactly it. I want someone dead. Yes. That is what I want"
>>27903243
>Holy fucking shit you're bad when put on the spot. You hope you've not scared Rainy.
>You look over at her and thankfully she only seems confused.
>Then she notices you looking at her.
>She doesn't look confused anymore.
>Ruby suddenly interjects.
>"Well done Anon, you say that I'm good at acting yet here you are. If I didn't know any better I would say that you were a full blown murderer!"
>You scowl at her.
"Wait no, let's just stop for a second before I dig myself even deeper into this hole"
>You breathe in deeply.
"Rainy I promise that I do not want you dead, I don't want anyone dead in fact, I'm just terrible when put on the spot"
>Rainy seems to calm down a little and regains her voice.
>"O-Ok, I believe you"
>You put your head in your hands and groan loudly.
>This morning has been a train wreck.
>Trotting over to Rainy, Ruby pokes her in the side with her muzzle, encouraging her off the chair.
>"Oooookay. Now that we've established that Anon isn't a murderer and is just socially awkward, how about we go to the park?"
>You don't even care that she's insulting you at this point, at least she's helping you out.
"Sure thing, anything is better than this. What about you Rainy?"
>Excited by the prospect of going to the park, Rainy canters over to the front door.
>"Sure thing! As long as this isn't a trick to get us to the park so that you can dispose of us there then sure"
>Ruby chuckles heartily.
>You do not.
"Let's not make this a joke"
>"No promises"
And now back to our regularly scheduled bumping
>ctrl+f bump
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So, Blu is stricken with the dreaded writer's block. And, I can't blame him. We've all been through it. I remember trying my hand at green a while ago.
>>27904134
Lack of motivation and writer's block are different things.
>>27904193
>Lack of motivation
Well, We all need to unite and motivate Blu then!
>>27904193
They coincide with eachother.
>>27904233
But how?
>>27904462
Well, The only way I can think of, is all of us stating out favorite part of his story.
Aside from that, We speak as one, And call for Blu to continue!
>>27904499
Emergency booping bump
