So this crazy bitch that lived next to you when you were like 8 years old and you barely knew shows up one day and tells you how she wanted your dick so bad that she created a cult and Tried to destroy the timeline after you moved away.
How do you handle this?
>>27813480
Marry her immediately
>>27813491
This.
>>27813537
>>27813491
what part of "don't stick it in the crazy" don't you understand?
>>27813491
Obligatory FPBP
>>27813578
How well has withholding the dick from her been going so far?
>>27813651
This.
If giving her the D is the only thing that will prevent her from destroying the universe, you give her the D: think of it as a noble sacrifice for the rest of humanity.
>>27813480
But sticking it in crazy is my fetish.
>>27813480
>barely knew
They were best friends
>>27813480
>>27813491
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdtKbq3Omkw
>>27813729
FUCK OFF VINE SUMMERFAG
>>27813687
>ponies
>humanity
>>27813687
Not even a sacrifice. She's acute.
>>27814216
I thought she was equilateral
>>27813491
This. If she loves you this much, there's nothing she won't do for you.
>>27813480
stick it in qt
>>27815863
Why is this such a trying task for some?
>>27813729
Go back to playing CoD fucking 12 year old.
>>27813480
Barely knew?!
They were childhood friends!
Is she hot?
>>27813480
>rape
>>27814216
>>27814290
She always struck me as obtuse, personally.
oi
>>27813480
/r/ing a futa of the OP picture
>>27817346
Kill yourself.
>>27817789
only if you make it
>>27813480
>so you still wanna fuck?
>>27813491
There is no other option, but this.
