612 - Spice Up Your Life
Written by Michael Vogel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-ENueQc7fc
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4fua6g
Friends Forever #30 (Twilight and Cadance) is storytimed here!
>>27764011
The Wonderbolts Handbook should be out in an hour or so, too!
Fireworks are best with a sky to illuminate - Luna must get to see them often enough when she's around. It's a sight worth staying up a while for - more common than meteor showers, but still quite enjoyable! With cloud homes and cities, there's some extra safety measures to consider, but on the other side, clear weather and damp grounds can be provided for in equal measure by the feathered ponies. It's always optimal conditions when a celebration's planned!
>>27808539
Previous thread.
>filly
>filly
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
609 - The Saddle Row Review
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4d8pbm
611 - Flutter Brutter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_dIF7tROwM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4eipni
Jul. 30th:
613 - Stranger Than Fan Fiction:Rainbow Dash meets a pony at the Daring Do Convention in Manehattan who hates Daring Do as much as she loves it.
614 - The Cart Before the Ponies:The Cutie Mark Crusaders get the chance to race in the annual Applewood Derby; their teammates Rarity, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash take over the competition.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
>mares
>>27813377
>Luna must get to see them often enough when she's around.
I bet she avoids them like the plague
>>27813379
Bonbon why you so fucking mad
>>27813412
Bon Bon is grumpy so the rest of the town doesn't have to be.
>>27813412
Because she's not a filly anymore.
>>27813420
Setting things on fire is american.
>>27813387
The horses aren't actually new.
We just trudge up the old ones, wash it up, slap on some makeup, then send it out the door.
I just wasted 4 hours napping, puking, and cleaning up messes. I remember why I don't drink anymore
>>27813420
burning americans flag is also patriotic because you have the right to do it.
You wouldn't burn a pony.
>>27813436
booo
drink drink drink
>>27813420
It is important that the right to burn the flag is protected by the government it represents. And that is important.
So knock yourself out.
Will we ever get a princess even worse than No-Character Candyass?
>>27813420
so effin hardcore!!1
>>27813440
>not sticking a branch up their featureless butt and holding them over a campfire
Just dont let them fall off after melting too much.
>>27813444
But I have the right to call him an edgelord faggot, right?
>>27813436
I don't remember if that's an old Shout picture, but I'll assume it's new.
That said, make sure you drink plenty of water.
>>27813445
All of the others, duh
>>27813436
git gud
>>27813445
Did you litreally forget about Flurry heart
>>27813454
oh absolutely.I would be inclined to agree too
Filly wants to be a firework
>>27813420
Flag burning is considered an expression of ideas and protected by the first amendment. I don't like seeing it, but I'll defend to the death the right to do it.
>>27813445
We already have
>filename
you say that like it is easy. It's pretty clear she was not in top form at that point.
Fillies are like cereal.
>>27813442
I love when something happens in the show and you just immediately know what people are going to do with it
>>27813377
Happy 4th of July!!!
>>27813481
you should pour them before the milk?
>>27813469
Not him but that baby did more for the show than Cadance. Think about it.
>>27813481
part of a balanced breakfast when consumed with too many bran muffins and glasses of orange juice?
>>27813481
You can only afford the generic, bagged, brands?
>>27813485
>mfw I just saw the date on this image
>>27813401
What a cute couple.
I hope they fuk one day.
>>27813479
Don't be mean to Ember.
>>27813498
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Condense is literally best princess
>>27813498
>Twilight has been a princess for 3 years
>>27813505
Best for what? promoting toys? being a hasbro's litreal prostitue?
>>27813508
Wait
It's been three years
How?
>>27813518
Filly magic.
>>27813516
Mind control magic
>>27813525
filly magic isn't that strong
>>27813505
>ponies with nothing but shirts on
>>27813525
The answer isn't always fillies damn it
>>27813516
no that is twilek spergle
>>27813501
Sorry but the orange horse is my wife
They can be best friends, though
>>27813525
>tfw no filly to train as a mage with
>>27813532
But she has socks and slippers too
And minuette has a hat
Filly wants to start a consultant company about fillies.
>>27813505
She's my favorite so far. She's bubbly and nice, I love her colors, and I like how she's more down to earth than the rest of the characters. She isn't used to playing hero, she really just wants to be a pretty princess, but keeps getting dragged into fights with monsters and stuff.
>>27813543
you know what I mean
>>27813552
I don't, in the slightest
she's fully dressed
>I always imagine my waifu as yandere and rapey when that's completely outside of her actual character
>>27813538
>Magic
>ever
fukin casul I bet you just spam crystal soul spear and mass
>>27813557
dude what
>>27813532
>hoodies
Better than just a plain old shirt
>>27813557
>I always imagine ponies with gigantic horsecocks
The white filly ate your leg.
>>27813565
I really like ponies wearing revealing clothing.
Does that make me a bad person?
White filly insists that she only ate your leg because you fell asleep on top of her and she had no choice.
>>27813535
>orange horse
I'm sorry anon but she is 100% grill now.
In the latest movie she mentioned having to stay in the EqG world to monitor the pony magic she's unleashed there.
>>27813579
no she didn't
that was a deleted scene
>>27813565
their legs look so much more...bare
>>27813575
devour the filly
>>27813579
>the pony magic she's unleashed there.
Is that code for getting horsefucked by AJ's ranch studs.
>>27813599
yes
>>27813591
But they taste bad.
>>27813587
you're a deleted scene
>>27813569
>I imagine her eyes rolling into the back of her head as she fertilizes my ass
>>27813607
>ass
>not throat
I mean, I guess?
>>27813599
There are dozens of human/pone/horse halfbreedsthirdbreeds?running around now
>>27813607
Please get back to the fuckbox, /ntt/.
>>27813605
I'd delete her scene if you know what I mean
>>27813609
I also imagine her tag teaming me with one of her friends, and they take turns with both of my holes.
>>27813615
The /ntt/ is an image posted every 3 hours disguised as an active thread.
>>27813622
>if you know what I mean
umm...
no?
what if we take Rainbow Dash
and then we boop her
>>27813633
Neither do I
But I said it anyway faggot
Whatchu gonna do about it?
Did your senponi notice you today?
>>27813610
I imagine Principal Celestia was a little more sympathetic to Shimmer upon learning she was teen pregnant
Again
Most American pony, Applejack.
>>27813655
if she's so american then why does she get ruled by a princess?
![converted-8a8f48be[1].webm](https://i.imgur.com/AY7wDc6.jpg "converted-8a8f48be[1].webm")
Bacteria=Fillies
Sugar Crystal=Filly treats
What do Americans even do on July 4th?
>>27813655
>Most American pony, Applejack.
hahahah nope
>>27813669
Celebrate
>>27813669
Blow shit up and burn alive in housefires
YEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAW
>>27813669
Fireworks, drink beer, shoot guns, grill with family and friends. I assume the same sort of national holiday that anybody else has.
>>27813668
>right now, BILLIONS of those fuckers are swarming all over/inside your body
>>27813669
probably the same thing they do every other day
shoot stuff, blow up stuff, and eat stuff
>>27813695
You can't live without bacteria, though
>>27813695
Billions upon billions of fillies.
All hugging your insides.
Not everything can be explained with fillies.
>>27813695
they're the reason you're still alive bub
Science Filly explained everything
Snack time!
>>27813716
Did science filly explain what she's doing outside THE GODDAMN BASEMENT AGAIN?!
>"Fillies, Chief."
>"They got these..big moe eyes. Soulful, real kawaii-like. Like a doll's eyes."
I think I might be into ponies nonsexually.
>>27813727
Science filly explains that the door wasn't locked and it actually isn't that difficult for a pony to work a doorknob
>>27813622
Goddamn that outfit is so hot.
I kinda hate myself for liking it as EqG is bleh.
>>27813710
I could write an entire "Book For Dummies" series but for fillies instead and make a killing
>>27813761
Whoa, calm the fuck down.
>>27813771
They really tightened up the graphics for Rainbow Rocks
It's a shame that DHX tries so hard
>>27813761
but
like
you still want to suck their cocks, right?
>>27813796
odds:drink and filly
evens: stay sober and put the fillies to bed
>>27813794
If they had done the high school setting in a tongue-in-cheek manner, I feel like it could have gone over so much better.
Fuck I had an idea for the entire prom scene being an Ocean's 11-esque heist of the crown ("You can't steal what's already your's."). But then Dash and Pinkie add in dumping punch on Sunset as a prank. It all goes south and Sunset gets the crown, and as she puts it on she gets punched. Queue a very Carrie-like moment where she becomes the demon and starts wrecking shit.
>>27813815
hell yeah buddy
>>27813815
How do you even filly. Filly is not a verb.
>>27813830
>filly
>not a verb
this is why twilight is a princess and glim glam is her bitch
>>27813579
>>27813587
In which deleted scene was it mentioned?
I just looked over them and didn't find a mention of that claim.
>>27813827
BULLYING IS BAD M'KAY
But yeah that would've been some shit
Xbox, delete filly.
filly turn on
>>27813854
>>27813848
I wonder how much of that was Hasbro vs the writers just wanting to get it over with.
>fillyposting will never stop
>>27813881
I want to stallionpost
>>27813881
Apple post.
>>27813881
That which is filly may never fill.
HAPPY FREEDOM DAY EVERYONE
>>27813887
well duh
>>27813888
Why is she unhappy to be F antastic?
>>27813915
Because Rainbow Dash keeps eating everything.
>>27813888
I love how the matching picture has her sitting on her ass watching a TV that's hooked up to hay.
>>27813896
Back to retard9k, shitbag.
>>27813420
did you know that if you have an American flag thats all worn out and in tatters, you're supposed to burn it as a means of disposing it and not just trash it?
>>27813896
Someday we're going to enact universal basic income and you won't have to commit fraud to get your free cash
>>27813947
Someday capitalism will die, but everyone on top will make sure to fuck with everyone in the meanwhile.
>>27813946
It's called "retiring the flag."
>>27813881
Do you want some human fillies instead?
http://i.imgur.com/4vlKOOA.jpg
>>27813923
she should order her own apple pizza
>>27813954
>Someday capitalism will die
good fucking luck with that
>>27813881
>>27813956
don't be gross, man
>>27813956
>http://i.imgur.com/4vlKOOA.jpg
Fucking PEDO
FBI!!!!! FBI!!!!!!!!!!!
>>27813954
communism is the very definition of failure
>>27813956
>mfw a link in mlpg doesn't lead to something astonishingly homosexual
You're ok people, anon.
>>27813888
>>27814009
>>27813881
I remember that one guy that made a big fuss about it and announced he was going to filter that word from then on. I wonder where he is now.
>>27814034
probably having a much more enjoyable mlpg experience
>>27814043
>mlpg
>enjoyable
>without fillies
what even
>>27814065
I like my thread without memes or circlejerk buzzwords
>>27814043
>probably having a much more meme mlpg experience
lmao
>>27814065
ever heard the phrase "too much of a good thing"?
>>27814072
So you like your thread empty?
>>27814082
>MLPG is just memes and buzzwords
Yes. At least i still have the 20% of the thread
Filly love does not cause pregnancy.
>>27814082
He likes the thread when he's not in it.
Go away evil filly
Colt keeps getting his cock stuck in things. He's not trying to fuck them, it's just inconvenient puberty boners.
Pony lovin on the beach
Filly attempted to dock under awkward puberty colt to save room.
>>27813836
Hot
Okay, fireworks are over, everyone back to fillyposting.
It's almost over.
Beach episode when?
>>27814206
every day is fireworks when you post fillies
>>27814206
what kind of awful time zone are you in
I've hired a filly to stand in as my hood ornament.
>>27814249
what happens when you turn the car?
>>27814218
It sucks. I love the distant sounds of fireworks exploding, it sounds like a war zone and it's glorious.
>>27814252
About a 30% chance I have to hire a new hood ornament.
Latest one has impeccable balance.
>>27814241
A LITTLE FILLY AND THE SUN WAS GOING DOOOOOOWN
I should have The Wonderbolts Handbook ready to go in about 5 minutes if any of you were waiting for that. It's gonna take about 3.5 hours to dump all 192 pages.
>>27813527
>Pony uses you as nothing more than a glorified sex toy
>Only she remembers/knows because she deletes your memory every time she does it, leaving only minor post-hypnotic hints that she owns you
>>27814278
>3.5 hours to dump
>Rainbow Dash burned through it in like ten minutes
>>27814278
Damn, that's a huge book
>>27814284
what a kind pony
indulging my fantasies because she knows I'd be too scared to ask and if I were aware of how great things were I'd inevitably fuck it up
Starting The Wonderbolts Handbook storytime here:
>>27814343
Sometimes I'd just like road head without using the gun, is that so much to ask?
>>27814346
>It'll take about 3.5ish hours to dump all 192 page
holy shit
>>27814223
as soon as the writers figure out what to do about swimwear
speaking of which
>scootaloo is naked
LEWD
>>27814365
>but I'm always naked
>>27814365
If you look close I'm pretty sure that's some vagina outline.
>>27814278
>It's gonna take about 3.5 hours
Damn. Thank you for your service.
>>27814378
obviously, but the beach is completely different, everyone knows that
Filly did something.
It was probably lewd, definitely inappropriate for someone her age.
Fuck this I'm done.
>>27814380
pretty much every comment on that image wherever it's posted is about that
>>27814418
who cares
tells us about what the stallions are doing
>>27814435
Probably being gay fags.
>>27814445
adorable
>>27814445
>probably
>>27814538
>>27814538
HELLO PONY
>>27814572
please do not greet the ponies
Man, fuck stallions
>>27814583
can I let them fuck me instead
>>27814538
>>27814570
Can we have more wavy ponies please?
do you think Fluttershy likes me?
Always carry a tin can full of nickels to scare off any unwanted ponies.
>>27814606
>>27814606
FluttershyExtendedEyeContact
>>27814606
>>27814631
Hi, mom.
>>27814606last one sorry
>>27814695
Thanks Anon you're a good friend
>>27814707I wish that were true
a good good friend helps a friend in heat
Daily reminder that http://vocaroo.com/i/s01GmNb9Ib3k
>>27814719
Pinkie I swear to god if you don't get out of my room
>>27814752
I would a panka pudge
>>27814773
it will be days later and you'll still be getting sprinkles and confetti out of your everything
>Fast Clip will never instruct you
>or drill you
>>27814780
I hope I can get a treatment for that.
>>27814788
>you will never sneak up to Fast Clip and yell IM RELOADING then pick him up and hold him like a gun
>>27814788
I'm going to rename this image 'humanized fast clip'.
>>27814822
anon
there is ZERO time for horseplay when Fast Clip is running the show
none
>>27814822
>his name isn't fast magezine
>>27814841
what is it pink
did rainbow dash fall down the old well?
>>27814835
>point him at his recruits
>he keeps talking to them
>make shootan noises and shaking him
>recruits start giggling
>IS SOMETHING FUNNY RECRUITS?
>they immediately stop
>>27814855
>wonderbolt stack
>>27814788
>>27814855
whoa unf
what are these from anyway?
>>27814852
Dash is safe and sound
>>27814865
should we check the well anyways
that could be a changeling
>>27814865
>>27814346
The new book
>>27814841
Pinkie makes everything fun:(
>>27814851
what an art
>>27814865
see >>27814346
>>27814874
>>27814884
Thanks fellas!
>>27814873
anon I can 100% guarantee you that that isn't a changeling
trust me I'm a professional
>>27814875
she really doeswhy the sadface
>>27814913
>>27814913I can't make everything fun
Australian Filly
>>27814957
I've called the firefighter pones
they'll be there in no time
>>27814958
it's the thought that counts!
The book is actually kind of fun
>>27815003
Soarin' can I ask you about the argument you got into about who can do a better Sonic Rainboom?
...also how can you do it? I thought that was a legendary move not even Dash can perform again
>>27814994
oh never mind it was just Fluttershy
I don't know why she was talking in blue
>>27815032
What? Dash rainbooms all the time.
>>27815033
Push her back in.
>>27815033
Oh Fluttershy
How did she even get stuck in there anyways
>>27815003
why are the wonderbolts so cutealso I read that with her lisp
>>27815003
>but that's not why I do it
Yeah we know she is gay with spitfire!
>>27815061
>why are the wonderbolts so cute
They're ponies in cute uniforms
>>27815055
what did she ever do to you
>>27815065
That's not Spitfire, man
>>27815067
more like cute ponies in hot uniforms
>>27815075She's better
>>27815077
Why not both?
>>27815075
that's blazeUNF
Tuesday morning fillies
