Would you challenge a pony to a drinking contest knowing all too well that you'd definitely lose?
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>>27811969
You silly OP, they get drunk by licking salt and drinking APPLE JUICE
>>27812609
Equine livers process ethanol so much more efficiently than human livers you'd literally die.
>>27812622
But let's talk about our technicolor ponies.
>drinking more than 3 glasses of juice is considered as getting drunk in Equestria
>>27812635
even scaled down they'd still put up a challenge for anyone outside the most slavic of places. like to think they're extreme to the max in certain situations.
>>27811969
Is it really "losing" if you know she's going to "take advantage" of you once you're drunk?
>>27812622
They're like as big as a dog, they can't take more than a couple of glasses before being out cold.
Remember that a real horse probably has a liver the size of your fat ass.
>>27812706
I've accounted for the size of my ass. Even the size of a dog they could floor your ass because enzymes.
>>27812698
Now that's one way of having your glass of OJ half full. I like the cut of your jib. That's an old maritime expression for you, you salty dog.
>>27811969
Lose? You underestimate my lush powers, kike.
>>27812756
Alright, what is the maximum unit/hour you can do? and don't just go on the internet and tell lies.
>>27812770
Personal best so far is 14/HR.
>>27812787
No offense but I've outdone that and I couldn't beat off a horse. 30 units in 101 wild turkey for reference in case you're using some jew maths.
>>27812770
Units might confuse people. There are like 2 units per shot. >>27812787 probably means 14 shots. Also ponies are small.
>>27812797
>beat off a horse
I could do that at like 4 units ^;)
>>27812855
I was thinking servings, yes, but even then the blackouts suck and the morning after was definitely no fun, so I guess I'm just another useless fucking lightweight who will never get laid. Oh well.
>>27812855
I don't know. I've bean the Monster Machine for ten trillion years.Units is units.
>>27812878
Yeah. It's really not worth it. My rules while drinking I'd for every time I take a piss I chug a whole tall glass or bottle of water. No hangover the next day. Just end up pissing a lot
>>27812878
>getting hangovers
I guess I'd just become a monk at that. I've only had one hangover and it was shit.
>>27812698
That's fuckin' right.Units/hour
